Andre Stone || 18+
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Joined April 2021
@CharoShane The guys who just act confused after the measure are insane to me. Like what did you expect??????? Why are you mad?!?!?.
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@miakhalifa That kid thinkin "Mom. do you know who that is?!" But he can't admit it or he'd get in trouble🤣.
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@NBEinstein LeBron the smartest player to ever play the game. Also the Randle thought bubble has me dying cuz that's probably was what he was thinking of 🤣.
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@TailsBoogaloo There's an episode of star trek discovery where they mention Elon Musk among the greatest space-faring minds 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ Sure they wanna fix that now.
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@imspenser_6 We trading like 6 people, gonna get a shit load of fouls called for us, and get us into the play-in or 6th seed. Life is good as a Bron fan, man. You really never have to worry til the 2nd round.
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@DragonflyJonez Slaves?! $10,000 a day for SLAVES would be 4 million? Her brain must of froze up cuz ain't no way she thought that made sense lol.
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@curaffairs Part of me is like "stop inviting this fuckin moron to these discussions" but then I'm like. watching a guy get dunked on over and over and over is kinda fun. Like the Globetrotters vs the Generals.
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@TheDailyShow @SarahKSilverman She just said Gazans shouldn't have water or electricity. This is grotesque.
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@githii It's fuckin insane that cops like this don't go to jail. And that's why shit like this keeps happening. Anyone else does this and they're getting felonies.
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@juegosnomas If I was a billionaire (or even a multimilionaire) this is the exact shit I would be doing. Yeah lemme train for a few months to be a fuckin samurai. Why not?.
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@AkitoBass The sheer number of people who didn't know that MVC2 is a fundamentally broken game and that it's all about infinites is soooooo enjoyable to see.
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@dysceive This shit legit made me tear up when I watched it. Such a moving, dynamic and memorable performance. Crazy she didn't win.
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@TheColonelKai @That_CS_Alfredo And it’s a shooting contest, not a warzone. These people are so fucking stupid.
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@feeling_3000 Jumped out his braids in glee is one of the funniest things I've ever read 🤣.
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@RicoBanned If Joe Budden would stop yelling I'd probably watch. He actually has really good points often but the theatrics is too much 🤣.
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@jaxajueny And it's always a brain dead conservative who calls queer and trans people groomers sayin shit. Like bro shut the whole fuck up.
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@RedapuffenLOUD Brooklyn-based writer from DC who's been a fan of hip hop his whole life? I dunno man, I feel like he's right in the middle of the appropriate business 🤣.
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@LateefSaka It's really sickening because all the replies were like "exaaaaaactly!!" from a bunch of white people. Bro YALL are the fuckin problem 🤮.
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@PreeceRobert Gonna keep it a buck with you, chief: dressing up as a nazi for fun is a red flag. If it’s for a job like acting, that’s obviously fine. But making a hobby out of it is 🚩🚩.
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@puppydog_gaming Lol omg if you keep reading the thread it just gets worse and worse. Really is the worst person ever making a great point 🤣.
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@LingoUnbound A hideous little guy not meant to sell toys. Just bein a weird alien for the sake of it.
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@yay_itsrai I used to manage luxury airbnbs and parties are soooooo bad for the house 😭 and in LA you lose your Airbnb license the second time a complaint is substantiated against your property. The target demographic was rich families from out of country.
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@oscxrwilde "DL looking" on Grindr just a lonely smol bean lookin for fwends, definitely not a manipulative chaser hoping to find a naive girl. Bro have you ever been on the internet?.
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@DoobusGoobus OK that bully gun bit was the first time I've ever laughed at a rick and morty clip.
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@dearratgirl New York Post does NOT miss on the headlines. On everything else, yes. But headlines? Sublime.
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@silmarelliott I seen that 2011 when they were tryin to turn this into some groomer shit and I was like what the hell? haha.
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@MichaelJSayre1 I thought he was only going to be able to speak words that were spoken in front of him as a kenku and they'd use that to trick him into releasing them. Instead they just kicked him out a window and rode him to the ground. Pretty authentic DND in my experience.
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@SoliSolstice I live. I breathe. I frolic. I exist. I'm sure there's a poem about how to live life fully or whatever you could copy.
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@shaTIRED Never had a bad trip on acid, shrooms, dmt or molly. But I hit a joint and my shit starts spiraling lol.
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