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This image has done irreparable damage to revolutionary forms of discourse, the goal is to silence, to get all revolutionary discourse to cease, and instead make us all accept reformism. This is why only reformists use the image and will use it against any revolutionary sentiment
This image has done irreparable damage to revolutionary forms of discourse, the goal is to silence, to get all revolutionary discourse to cease, and instead make us all accept reformism. This is why only reformists use the image and will use it against any revolutionary sentiment
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@hippojuicefilm
Bro Russia can’t even hold their own against Ukrainians using 30 year old American hand me downs
Get serious
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@JoePostingg
What is kind of silly about this meme is no one is saying canola oil is heart healthy. “Slightly heart healthier” maybe
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@hippojuicefilm
I like how you went from “Russia can defeat United States” to “B…but they’re squeaking out a minor advantage in a war of attrition against Ukraine” in like two tweets
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@vituperativeerb
More like "If the people opposing me were planting opps in my movement, would they be throwing bottles at a *fucking park ranger* in order to make our group look bad" and if the answer is yes then maybe don't do it
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@agraybee
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his clicks depend on his not understanding it
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@eigenrobot
Dear Canvassers,
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills
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@shaabiranks
I agree, Joe Biden should have stopped the Supreme Court from deciding how they did using mind rays
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@offbeatorbit
Yeah, that's great and all, but the protesters *are* anti-American and they *are* antisemitic and they weren't going to turn up at the polls anyway, soooo
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@Coffeeandbeans1
@hermit_hwarang
I'm like 95% you're being sarcastic but the 5% comes from the fact that people actually believe that (q.v. this thread)
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I'm going to go ahead and give these protesting shitheads some free advice: this is not a winning message amongst the American electorate
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@EmmaTolkin
If you live behind a wall it is kind of emotionally stunted to moralize against the people who defend the wall
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@Sandinista412
“I am fuming that the validation I get on Twitter for dogshit takes doesn’t get replicated when I talk to normies irl”
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@AdinHaykin1
If we assume completely rational behaviour on the part of the Hamas terrorists, we would deduce ...
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@ben_0207
You know a society is Doin' Real Fuckin' Good when people are escaping on boats made out of plastic shit they scraped together
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@TheWapplehouse
Haha what the fuck
“Hey man are there any flat spaces within miles of here?”
“Well there’s US-87”
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@pqcorrect
@CTVNews
Yes, Antarctica is cold during the winter. Thanks for sniffing this data out for us Sherlock
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@YungGameboyADV
"Al Aqsa Flood" was a horrific, murderous rampage, and those who carried it out will eventually be brought to justice
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@prosecco_prol
Bro you're talking about organizing a revolution and you can't even organize your life
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@upzone_CA
Best part is that even if he didn’t have a specific George in mind he knew there’d be a George in there
Dude knows his constituents
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@hippojuicefilm
I like how you went from “Russia can defeat United States” to “B…but they’re squeaking out a minor advantage in a war of attrition against Ukraine” in like two tweets
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@B_Jones2009
@fentpressed
Well if your “anything” can be an infinite sequence of 9’s, then you are incorrect
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@seannhickey
I get the joke but in what universe is a royal yelling at the PM in public, like, lol, lmao. What's the context
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@thestustustudio
"TOOK OVER" is another way of saying "They made a disturbance for about 90 seconds and then dipped"
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@queersing
@birraniki
Holy shit my friend you might want to take a different tack if you actually want to win converts to your cause
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@transjewtalian
When you've shot contrarianism directly into your veins for so long that you end up saying something that literally could have come out of Hitler's mouth?
.... you should probably step away from the keyboard, dear
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@SwannMarcus89
Yeah like I literally have never been to the park with nice weather and there weren’t 10+ lounging on the grass, like, ever
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@gluten_shrine
@EXITINGTHEVOID
I would love for you to explain the difference between a human being dressed as a clown and an “actual clown”
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@sfmcguire79
I wonder, does "why am I being asked to leave?" ever work? Like is the police officer ever "Oh, great question, I don't know either, you can stay"
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@realicefritz
@goosejackson1
@crankygameplays
@RightWingCope
Yeah that quote is not consistent with the fact that we are seeing the posting however
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@Bartaway
This is always how it is... even today, every country on Earth has like six flavors of Marxist parties, and they all hate each other unto death
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@Odoyle1201
@JoePostingg
@RegimeCPA
We will send rocks into the sky using collective action and shared governance
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@Sunupu5150
@DaSkrubKing
I hate to be the one to inform you but politics is going to keep happening forever
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@opinonhaver
@JihadalHaqq
Turns out that if you need anxiety meds to interact with your DoorDash driver you probably don’t have what it takes to lead a violent insurrection
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@jules_su
If you could go ahead and list the countries that had more robust responses that’d be great
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Nobody more misogynist than a watermelon-in-bio
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@SwannMarcus89
This is their entire economic model:
@wood_eater_
-i need beans
-hey I like harvesting beans and can carry them to your house for you to eat
-thx
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@crumbbutler
@mindyisser
I don't doubt that you're being honest. I am confident that you come by your stupidity honestly
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@TheWapplehouse
"This doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about pandas to dispute it"
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@CallaWalsh
It's ideologically consistent if your ideology is "It is bad when bad things happen to me, but if bad things happen to other people, meh"
Which to be frank is basically your whole schtick
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@vanillaopinions
@VoidOfRoses
“Pushed to okay politics with their vote”
That’s literally the definition of both ‘politics’ and ‘vote’
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@nikicaga
I mean maybe not NYC, they had LaGuardia
Basically everywhere else in the US, tho? Yeah
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If the guys who make these kinds of posters:
Did not look like this:
I'd actually be worried
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@vituperativeerb
“how does this help Gazans” is not a question that you need to be able to answer if your main goal is not to help Gazans but instead to get yourself to trend on TikTok
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@merovingians
Yeah I mean if they really meant “reduce consumption to sustainable levels” they’d talk about ‘sustainability’ and not ‘degrowth’. I mean, we already have a word for that
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