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@AncientHistoryX
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20 days
Didn’t catch a meteor but did get the Northern Lights. Beggars can’t be choosers.
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This is actually insane. Prepare for more breathtaking substorms tonight in the United States and Canada!
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Not the man we were dp’ing last night saying “happy anniversary”
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mike johnson just got railroaded so hard his son’s phone got a notification
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2 years
Wild night bringing some meat home
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8 months
This whole bit and the follow up where Lemon almost immolates the entire ensemble is just gold, and you’ve got the microwave B plot in the same episode!
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1 year
I think about this more often than I should tbh
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@Zazamyodor
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1 year
What’s an insult you’ll never forget?
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1 year
Anyone going to the White House Ellipse human centipede?
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9 months
@kyry5 But also like, parchment paper and tinfoil
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2 years
@BramhamAlex Truly sorry for you, that you detest other people so much that you incorporated this bigotry into a “celebration” of your “love.” I’m sorry that this is the world you move through, it’s must be a miserable existence. Why else would you work so hard to make life worse for others.
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2 years
Hello from Costa Rica
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2 years
Mustache you a question
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9 months
Not this tipsy FaceTime call from my partner (and his mother!) right after getting ****ed senseless 🫣
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9 months
Bottomless margs at a kickball roast in DC to an early Christmas with our new niece and nephew outside Philly 💀 🫣
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4 years
@sarahcpr Climate change in a few years: Hold my beer
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3 months
@gracefurby @TheSciRenn Not super common? These drink ouches became wildly popular with bars there were able to remain open during Covid. They’re hardly new.
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2 years
Changed my Grindr profile to Versatile while I was in NYC, objectively true… but back in DC that apparently translates to “Dom Top”
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1 year
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1 year
This is basically my alt, I’ll just shift the pole to DM’s
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2 years
@qruelworld @PopCrave They’ll still be famous, Twitter isn’t real life
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2 years
Just being real on kickball Sunday
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@blackLeviDubaku @dilfwrld It’s funnier that you paid for relevance on this dumpster fire bird app
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8 months
@JR13717022 @l0lm4d3m3d01t You clearly have plenty of time on your hands..
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3 months
Having dear friends that also have a boat is the gift that keeps on giving
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7 months
Happy Valentine’s Day to this one, go give him some love on the alt
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9 months
In not sure what part of “I’m in town visiting my folks” suggests I’m able to host. And if one more person asks about car play 😵‍💫
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8 months
Now for a less risqué one
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1 year
@SIBquake @Zaherrr21 @TheFirstOkiro You pay for Twitter, mediocre content is literally your brand
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5 months
80’s night for the kickball cult
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1 year
Search “WATER” in your camera roll & quote your favorite. This was tough, gonna have to go with this one of the bf though… cause 🥵
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@tswiftbro
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Search “WATER” in your camera roll & quote your favorite. realizing my arms and chest have grown so much since this was taken 🥹
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5 months
My blouse and me
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10 months
Remembering that we went as Blackfish for Halloween the year we met… dark sense of humor
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2 years
Social impact? She’s a mess.
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11 months
At Pitcher’s at 33, god protect me
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1 year
Baby it’s love
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2 years
Drunk selfies in friend’s bathrooms
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2 years
@HaroldMouhan @ErinInTheMorn She had her eyebrows done, makeup done, and nose contoured for a tv appearance… tell me you don’t know how personal styling works without telling me…
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@GoodPoliticGuy I also just blatantly don’t understand why people can’t grasp that it’s real. Intersex people have always existed. There are 2,000 year old statues of them. If someone can be born with something as extreme as both sets of sex organs, why can’t someone be trans?
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1 year
I’m at an event where you can’t swing a cat without hitting a billionaire and would much rather be at DC Pride
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1 year
@buffys @BoscosSlut It’s Madison Square Park, the Flatiron is off to the right, it’s an extremely recognizable location…
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5 months
Twinks, at Trade? Seems unlikely tbh
@dtmcculloch
Dave McCulloch 🇺🇸
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@anthonydmusa DC twinks love going to Trade and being like omg Kamala yaaassss slaaaaay qween having zero original thoughts ever beside DNC talking points they read on instagram
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1 year
One fateful trip to Rehoboth and eight years later, here we are
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10 months
We’re kinda cute
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9 months
With circles dead I’m considering making an actual alt and just leave this one to occasional thirst traps and my inane rambling. But then there’s the effort of maintaining both 😒
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@Fignys1 @ClaraJeffery Hey, you’re vile!
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1 year
My “pic of you from 2013” is not appropriate for Instagram
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1 year
No Sunday Scaries here
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2 years
Senator Murkowski just saw us in speedos
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8 months
He looked best in this one
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1 year
They won’t need to turn the fog machine on at Green Lantern tonight
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2 years
He’s kinda the cutest though…
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1 year
Why is this the first thing I see when i get to the park?
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10 months
On a date, kinda nervous…
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1 year
I always forget I have this beautiful communal penthouse to work from. Or, I say that but really prefer my couch 🤷‍♂️
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7 months
Reading about the 100 Years War while this one watches reels on his phone
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2 years
Will be using this pool every possible second until is closes
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Something deeply undignified about schlepping around DC in the rain to collect items abandoned at various bars after kickball Sunday
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1 year
@DarthImpervious @IndieWire There were characters in this movie that were not raging circuit queens. Most of them actually.
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So this account was flagged to my HR team, and as a result is going to lose a lot of its spice. An Alt for the Alt?
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@EyeOnStalk @bacter_p @ArmandoNDK The quote literally explains why, it’s right there. She wasn’t expecting Biden to drop when he did or turn around and endorse Kamala. She was outmaneuvered and fell in line and got to work. It’s not that difficult to grasp.
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11 months
Debit card stolen, was foolish in front of a marine I had a crush on in college, and met a new twink to pine after. Solid Friday night.
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@gay_lit_prof @AshleyR404 Right except for breakthroughs in food safety, cell phone technology, MRIs and Cat Scans, weather satellites… etc
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4 months
Grateful for my partner for taking cute pics of me while I wandered around the Grand Canyon in a state of sublime awe last week
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1 year
@jumbatronic @alex_abads “We voted, and we just don’t think you’re camera ready”
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9 hours until my next flight. Ask me almost anything
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We’ve got a year to go and I know we’re not ready to look after a dog, so…
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Weyland-Yutani.com/jobs
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Gay couples on their tenth anniversary
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Nudes or whatever?
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1 year
Only two more weeks with this view 😭
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Was at Bunker for some godforsaken reason (entirely of my own volition) last night and I would like stop existing please 🙏
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@PoPville Weighed going to the shore to stay with family but I also don’t particularly feel like being driven out of the city by a mob of white nationalist terrorists.
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@lazarwolfbk @sam_d_1995 Where are you going to put nearly 1.5 million people? Cheaply?
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Gala ready!
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1 year
My first gay bar, back in 2008 on one of their Thursday college nights. My girlfriends got thrown out for drinking underage and just sat on the curb for an hour waiting for me to finish making out with guys so we could go home. Allies
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you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location
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@HLRFG Because one would imagine that someone in his role would have had the sense not to make this public enough it would leak and be used to cause damage to his party’s agenda and the wider community. Do we think the Right won’t now scrutinize other 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ employees looking for scandal?
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Got my monkey pox vaccine before I got circles
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