Sam the Problem
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Before the end of the week Nigeria would have tried to kill you at least twice. Never forget.
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As in Oraimo Cellotape disorder?
Tell me you have OCD without telling me you have OCD..
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Ahn ahn, straight from CDS meeting
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Alhaji Leke was 77 while this news is sad it’s not shocking, he outlived the average Nigerian Youth by like 50 years. We want to live until we’re 77 too
#EndSARS
#EndSarsNow
#justiceforjimoh
We have heard the shocking news of the death of Alhaji Leke Salaudeen, an Assistant Editor with The Nation newspapers.
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Calabar people are too dramatic for a city without a cinema
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Okay so you may have seen pictures and links or maybe you haven’t. But these are the facts
This is Dr Beshikwashi Peter Ugbe
He is one of the most important people in my life
He has a very rare cancer, he was receiving treatment in Nigeria but he had to be transferred to the UK
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You tell an Efik woman good morning mummy and she’ll ask you if your real mother is missing
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Bruno Mars is probably at home thinking of which genre he’s going to own next
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Calabar is too small for all the things I see y'all do on this app. Meet at 11-11 and fight please
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It’s wild that we produce the same type of leaders from SUG level to the Presidency
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Women make clothes without considering the people that will iron them
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All books, they defeat the aim of vibing through life. An ideal human should never read, he should instead navigate the complexities of life with a bravado only ignorance can bring
What's your red flag book? - they have that book in their collection and it’s bye-bye to that talking stage.
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Isn’t this that clorets ad?
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He and his family need all the help and support they can get
This is his gfm
Donations can also be made to his mother’s Account number:2012975020*
*Account name:Ugbe Elizabeth Inginzi*
*Bank: first Bank Nigeria*
Help me save my brother’s life please
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I dropped an egg and it broke so I used the opportunity to place curses on all my enemies
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There’s a natural order, you have to wake up and jumpstart before you chop anybody like Oha.
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People are out here chasing and catching cheetahs and we still let them compete in athletic events
4 villagers chased cheetahs eating their goats & captured the cheetahs unharmed, and handed to wildlife agency in Kenya.
Kenyans are known for long distance endurance
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It’s no longer news that the love of my life Sharon Ooja is marrying another man. I’m grateful for your kind words and sentiments. However, I ask for privacy as my family and I try to navigate these difficult times, thank you.
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Never before has a person’s state of origin been as apparent as this man’s
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Twitter is my one true addiction and if it goes belly up I fear it’s replacement in my life will be cocaine
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This thing kills me because your wife is the only family member you choose.
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I wonder if dogs have their own names, maybe your dog is thinking why is this guy calling me Blazer when my name is Gobisikolo
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Marian is wherever we say Marian is
Dear Calabar Residents, the road from the Rabana roundabout to the Effioette roundabout in Calabar is NDIDEM USANG ISO ROAD and not MARIAN.
MARIAN road is from the Rabana roundabout to the Goldie by Atu Roundabout that has the statue of a fisherman.
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Afang has such a distinct smell that puts you in a good mood. I mean you could be walking past someone’s house when it hits you and the thought of the enjoyment they’re about to have would automatically make you smile
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This is the most important tweet I have ever put up
He and his family need all the help and support they can get
This is his gfm
Donations can also be made to his mother’s Account number:2012975020*
*Account name:Ugbe Elizabeth Inginzi*
*Bank: first Bank Nigeria*
Help me save my brother’s life please
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Because of this pandemic I’ve been more involved in raising my 2 year old niece. It took a couple of months but I’ve finally taught her how to chop knuckle. I let her parents bother about unimportant things like manners et al, I focus on the truly important things
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Are these boys always together or do they link up for clownery?
Kupe boys lend their voices towards the
#EndSARS
movement in their own unique way. 💪🏽
Ladies just checking, your ovaries doing okay? 👀
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Why did you stop? If you can trek from 8 miles to Ujimco then with one energy drink you can trek to Europe, don’t limit yourself
Calabar: 8 miles (technical) - ujimco
Abuja: lugbe shoprite - area 3 field.
Enugu: trans ekulu - unec stadium.
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Lol even if the food stops tasting nice, people there better eat it with a smile
The Guinness world record guidelines states that the food must be edible and every single one of it has to be consumed, it must not be sold or thrown away
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My spleen. Inner beauty always wins
Let's turn this around and be positive: what part of your body do you think is most attractive?
Mine: My legs.
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Remember that less than a week ago Benedict said he wasn’t owing pensioners now see
Cross River Retirees Protest Non-payment Of Pension, Block Highway | Sahara Reporters
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I don tire, even tyre don tire to carry tyre.
Poet on my list please can you do justice to this picture 😌
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Quote this tweet with a Mirror picture
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(Please don’t air me🥺)
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Calabar people are so used to greeting and being greeted that if you walk past someone and hum they’ll respond “good morning my brother/dear”
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Even if you manage escape them go track you on carnival day
Imagine this thing in calabar 😂 you Dey 100 Naira away from serious beating
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Why do you people like “intellectual” conversations so much? Isn’t life hard enough?
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Into extreme poverty
BREAKING: My Administration Has Lifted 10.5 Million People Out Of Poverty - Buhari
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Riri has been hanging out with musicians a lot recently, hopefully they remind her that she used to be one
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The greatest tragedy of being Nigerian is that at any given moment a totally preventable man made disaster can end your life. I mean how do you protect yourself from tanker explosions, collapsed buildings, bad roads , police brutality etc. It’s crazy that we’ve come to accept...
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Ayade is by far the worst governor cross river has ever had
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If we collectively agree as a society that tomorrow isn’t a Monday, who can tell us otherwise?
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Let this be the last time
Why do girls named amara like to open their mouths when applying mascara? Is it because they want to eat akara
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Update
Okay so you may have seen pictures and links or maybe you haven’t. But these are the facts
This is Dr Beshikwashi Peter Ugbe
He is one of the most important people in my life
He has a very rare cancer, he was receiving treatment in Nigeria but he had to be transferred to the UK
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It’s his birthday today and he still needs help
He and his family need all the help and support they can get
This is his gfm
Donations can also be made to his mother’s Account number:2012975020*
*Account name:Ugbe Elizabeth Inginzi*
*Bank: first Bank Nigeria*
Help me save my brother’s life please
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I just read a poem written by a guy years ago and the whole time I kept wondering what the guy was going through when he wrote that. Imagine my surprise when I saw my name signed at the end
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Sometimes I want to talk about what it means to score 50 in medicine, to talk about negative marking, closed marking, score ranges, vivas, long and short cases, OSCEs, the coursework etc but then again I think what's the point? I don't think anybody not in it could understand it
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Them go evict you from BBN you go comot hear say Messi Dey PSG and CR7 Dey Utd. Your head fit explode
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Lana really put Born to die, video games, dark paradise, million dollar man and summertime sadness on the same album. Crazy
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I kinda hope this is true because why have money if you can’t fund your children’s dreams
Who else thinks Citation was fully funded by Daddy just to help kick start his baby girl’s career??
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This woman has given me so much life. In Cross River we have another bad boy, Benedict your time is coming
Nigerians are angry and they have every right to be. Here’s what the people had to say about the
#SARSMUSTEND
protest
#EndSarsNow
#EnsSARS
#SarsMustGo
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Was prescribing an antipsychotic today and I wrote my name where I was supposed to write the patient’s name. Smh
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Take care of yourself to the best of your ability because in this country you’re one health challenge away from generational poverty
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Always love seeing them together
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I’ve read the tweets that have come my way and you guys aren’t savage/funny/whatever you’re trying to be. You’re mostly unkind and lacking self awareness, chasing respect when it’s clear you don’t even respect yourself. I don’t expect much but I still find myself disappointed
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My brother our national issues are constant, e no matter when bbn come we go still get issue
Is it just me or BBnaija comes up each time there’s a national issue that needs keen attention? This is sure not the first.
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I just want to thank BBN for that burst of excitement because I had a shit day
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I promise to do May dump, even if I have to combine all the pictures I’ve ever taken in my life
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You see your guy across the road, you call out to him but he can’t hear you. So you dial his number and then mtn starts telling you how to link your number to your NIN for 2 hours. Before the call connects your guy is in a different city
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My own toxic trait will soon be muting everyone that tweets this
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After December 15th I’ll be shutting down birthday wishes until January 15th. There’s no reason for you to be born so late in the year, close to and around the birth of our Lord
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I was making fun of Adam when I should’ve been training with him
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#saveDrBESHI
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Guys please we're still very far from our goal. Please help us
#saveDrBESHI
The gofundme link is below
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Suddenly The special anti robbery squad is involved in everything
Very soon they’ll say they’re involved in providing electricity
Frank Mba: SARS involved in Boko Haram war… it will be difficult to scrap it | TheCable
#EndSarsProtests
#ReformPoliceNG
#EndSarsNow
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Show her the work of art that is your body abeg
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Med Twitter is so defensive, I see the responses to a lot of tweets and quite often the hostility is unnecessary. Sometimes it’s not even about being the bigger person it’s about being the smarter one and isn’t that your whole brand?
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Help my brother😔
He and his family need all the help and support they can get
This is his gfm
Donations can also be made to his mother’s Account number:2012975020*
*Account name:Ugbe Elizabeth Inginzi*
*Bank: first Bank Nigeria*
Help me save my brother’s life please
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People are back in Hall 2 and Calabar is extremely hot again. Not saying both things are linked but hmmm
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Oats were here before you, they’ll be here after you
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