Alexander the Average
@AlexDaAverage
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Former niche TikTok micro celebrity
Joined February 2017
I get scared when bigger accounts follow me. Like... why do you follow me? Do I have to try even harder now to be funny?
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You're fucking kidding me... no fucking way
Did... did they just?... no no way right
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If TV shows have taught me anything, I need to become a certified wedding officiant in case my friends' randomly go missing and/or die before the wedding
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Are you a true friend if you don't bully your friend about an Albulm they haven't listened to in a Q&A on said friends Podcast? (Thanks @EdHand89)
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Trauma bonding with your new GF over your sisters (who used to date your new GFs GF) death
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I get why Lance is angry but dude is chosing to lose both daughters
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Yeah if we go to war to fight Nazis again I'm waiting Sabrina Carpenter on my plane
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@taggartkent Yall say this shit about every SB winner by the way. Almost like it's a team game or something
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@Krazyfool4 @PodByTheRiver @PalmerDesigns_ @CharlesLuarasi @JordanLeandre55 @BallParkBuzz @the_surfing_guy @timmahwatt @AnthonyDayboch And me. I'm fuckin dumb
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Soccer is weird. What do you mean you put a permanent fixture on the floor that I have to avoid or you'll cry about it?
Real Madrid players are not stepping on the badge
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"You know if Jayson Tatum was a real piece of shit people would like him more"
If Jayson Tatum was just like 70% of Anthony Edwards personality, everyone would like him so much more
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@SJohn_1974 @grantcohn "Look at the defenses Montana played" Meanwhile you ignore who he was throwing to lol
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@spurs_four That dude talks so much shit yet backs down the moment he's challenged everytime Embodiment of Seattle
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