PawgyP (6’5”)
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The “ick”
Funny thing about this whole “giving a girl the ick” is a psyops for dorks
When you’re really THAT dude
There is no ick
The ick is just another shit test
If a chick ever says “ewwww you have an android”
Simply say, “Yes, I’m going to put it up your ass later”
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Owning a car is the GHEYEST thing you can do as a man.
you're a full grown man and you're driving? regularly?
wtf is wrong with you?
your transportation need to be EXTREMELY selective.
if you want it to move from point A to B, it needs to be rare.
your traveling needs to be
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If this man
Doesn’t comment “real”
OR
“Few”
Under your tweets
The truth is
You need to tweet harder
Extremly few
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Your local OF girl
Charging her crystals in a Walmart parking lot
Made 3 tik toks today
Took a bit of acid
Ripping bong all day
Chakras aligned
Crystal buttplug in
Bathes in local river using hemp soap
The moral of the story is
Would
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When you’re dating an 18 year old
She only communicates via Snapchat
So you throw a couple filters and emojis to spice it up
Not many
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If you’re a shy dude / social anxiety etc
You have to do stupid shit
You must embarrass yourself
- As often as possible -
Go dance at a bar in flip flops
Ask every girl you see if they like Nutella
Compliment every person you see on some random shit they’re
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Muay Thai this…boxing gym that
(Listen)
You can train your whole life in all niches of fighting
BUT
Nothing in life will prepare you for a Waffle House at 3 AM on a Saturday
Did you train to defend against chairs being thrown at you? No
Did you train to defend against
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If you have a black friend (most of you don’t)
Ask them to bring you to “the black club”
Every city has one
They probably just haven’t invited you yet (think you’re too white)
Once you get there, it’s a pat down by security (everyone has guns)
Upon entering as the only
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Depression isn’t real
Just do this:
Brute de power clean La press
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One of the MOST
FEMININE things a man can do:
Is wearing WRIST STRAPS in the gym
You’re telling me you have a handicap for your limp, frail wrists and fingers?
My guy - if you can’t pull the weight with your grip strength, why don’t you get some better grip strength?
“B
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@ms_kaffeinated
I have this ability
Then I let them go back to the streets like a stray cat but with new hope
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Not many of you
Go on walks
Let alone, go outside
Any source of information you’re looking for will be revealed on a walk
Shirt off, lats flared
Not many
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Morning routine Gen- Z girl
Wake up 12 PM(check phone)
Welp, time to take my medications:
Antidepressants
Adderall
Xanax
Wash it down with a triple espresso starbs extra foam two pumps pumkin
3 PM check how tik tok bikini dance vids are doing
4 PM message the simps
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The coke head girl:
In shape
Goal orientated
Spit 33 new business ideas to you in 33 minutes
Weed smoking blob:
Snacking Doritos
Extremely overweight
Doesn’t exercise
Never date a weed head girl
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Walk into Whole Foods
Elbow produce guy in jaw (he was working too slow)
Flair lats and head to meat section (drooling)
Butcher hands me my 10 steaks
Immediately start sprinting towards exit before and NPCs can make eye contact
Throw $500 on the floor
“Keep the change
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You woke up today and had to have your 3 cups of coffee before you “started your day”
Meanwhile, the average Indian man already dmd 50 girls on IG before you woke up
Hustle harder
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If you’re having a bad day
Just remember:
Some guys out there are watching videos on how to be an alpha male
-Pickup artist books
-& the whatever podcast
You’re not doing so bad anon
Rare
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Wake up at 5 AM cuz I’m NOT POOR
5-15: immediate sunlight exposure
5:15-5:30: grounding work
5:30-6: cold plunge
6-7: red light therapy/sauna
7-8: David Goggins podcast while doing my stretches
8-9: plyometrics workout/weights (not too heavy)
9-10: take vitamins and
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NEVER
EVER
EVA
EVA
EVA
has a straight man
(said with a straight face)
“You know what sounds good for dinner? Some plant based chodes”
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Here’s how to never get ghosted again:
I’ve ran the studies
If someone every stops replying to you
Simply say:
“I heard some crazy stuff about you, you’re gunna wanna hear this A S A P”
BOOM
After they reply —> GHOST THEM
unbreakable method
I DON’T LOSE
Some
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You ever see
A little thick girl (pretty face)
Maybe 15-20
LBS
TOO HEAVY
And think to yourself
I bet she has a great personality developed from being forced to have one
I can fix her
And get her on a gym/diet program
Create the ultimate loyal woman who saw you
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If she’s not telling you:
“I bet you’re a player”
“Man wH0R3”
“You probably say that to all your chicks”
She probably doesn’t think you got game or h03Z
Step up your game braza
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First time in Vegas
21
Road trip with my boys
Still on the come up in life
Drinks, substances all on lock
First time at a strip club (real)
Spot a 10/10 pawg (this is where my pawg adventure begins)
I walk up and ask for a dance
Huge t1ts smacking my face back n
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Gramps hit up the Brute space
Hit 100 miles and 3 packs
Weed smokers could never
🤝
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The first time a girl farts
In front of you
Is when she’s 100% comfortable
Now, many will say this is unladylike
On the contrary, I love to smell what my girls been cooking
Few
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Drinking everyday is extremely feminine
“I need to wind down”
“It helps me relax”
DORK
If I’m going to drink, it’s a 3 day bender
- multiple 3 ways (2 girls)
AND NO BREAKS
Most of you have 0 personality WO a substance flowing through your veins
Not many
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Me logging into my alts when Brute says 610 likes in 10 mins for a spaces
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Know this kid
High school
flew directly to Australia after graduation
Got a job at a coffee shop
Told everyone
I’ll figure it out
Not many will understand
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Anon you must:
“Disappear for 6-months so you can hit the gym daily, drink more water, improve sleeping habits, learn a new skill.”
HAHAHAHA YOOOOOOOOO
The sigma stoic nerds really think you have to cut off contact with your mom to hit the gym and be productive.
Brev I do
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Being tall & handsome is all you need bro
Need puss? Simply ask and receive
10k a month? ask my local widowed cougar to cut the check and kiss her cheek
All of your problems come from being ugly Breh
Most of you can’t accept this
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I have ALL Indian restaurants mapped out on my gps (FLAGGED)
When I’m en route to a mission I avoid locations by at least 3 blocks
I will literally take an extra 10 mins to get to my destination
Why you ask?
Even the slightest smell of Indian food can alarm your gut to
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Getting hit with the double twist combo and the spit dripped down to the gooch
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Hold the h0Ez
“Bring a couple friends for my boys”
20 mins later
Get a text
“Omg, you’re going to hate me😭😭😭”
Cold world
Real
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I was once approached by a woman (7.2/10)
Irish bar
She must have walked a good 30 yards
Through a drunk crowd
She says “come join me for a drink”
I say why not
After she tries to get in my pants for a good 30 mins, I ask her:
“What made you notice me from across
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I’ve never heard a sane person say:
“Hey, Indian foods sounds good rn”
If you are craving Indian food your parasites in your gut are highly infected and are probably 2 steppin to some Bollywood music
NGMI types
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The year is 2048
There are 108 straight males left on the planet
They call themselves “money Twitter”
Their leader goes by the name brute de force
Pillaging and running missions to survive
Few will make it
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Fellas,
I’m assembling a team to defeat the manlets (easy mode)
A team of extremely vertically gifted men
(Above 6’)
Our mission is to breed all wives of manlets to kill the virus that is being short (bad genetics)
The team assembled will be called Seal team 6 foot
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2 types of Latinas
One that wears sleeves
& one who doesn’t
The one who doesn’t wear sleeves has a natural protectant to act as sleeves (bushel of hair)
Woman with more body hair happen to have higher T levels
Last thing you want to be doing is be sucking on a t1t and
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When you’re 6’5”
Jaw that can split rocks open
Pecks bigger than Pamela Anderson
More charismatic than your favorite fat guy
People seem to treat you different
Like I come from a different planet
The truth is I’m just like you guys
I have my faults (I don’t)
I’m
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I’ve been shorts maxxing for yearssss
Only wear pants when absolutely necessary
EZ access
Show off juicy thighs
Woman peepin mushroom tip
Leg kicks to enemies jaw with eaz
Can outrun a pants maxxi
Ask yourself why you’re wearing pants brev
Few
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Light skin Latinas are so fertile bro
I made eye contact with one 15 mins ago
Just got a text from a random number saying “Ah papi I’m pregnant”
Maybe this is what those blue light blocking glasses are for
Ngmi bros
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IMAGINE
BEING SO WEAK
(FRAIL)
that your inbox receives a hacker DM
my inbox simply:
Handles the situation before it happens
We are not the same
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Time kills deals:
NEVER wait for the waiter to bring you the check
You going to sit there with your legs crossed and WAIT for someone to bring the bill?
NAH (you’re weak)
After I’m finished eating my steak and eggs (2.5 mins)
I walk over to the register and do it myself
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Spoke with someone recently
(Against my will)
Said they were from “South Asia”
I say - Excellent, where exactly?
They paused for what seemed 7 mins
“INDIA”
Hahahahahahaha SOUTH ASIA
Ashamed
SAD
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��My homegirl over in the corner thinks you’re cute, go say hi!”
Homegirl in the corner:
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If I have the ability to chop my d*ck and ball* off and get a fake pair of t1ts
I should have the right to:
Order a bag of coke (diet)
And a pawg escort
At my local Whole Foods
PawgyP for mayor 2024
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I see dudes
In the wild
And his girl is straight up disrespecting him
In a crowd, (in public)
Bitching at him, downgrading him
And he takes it, tries to calm her down
I pour one out everytime
Couldn’t be me
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Yes, the news is true..
First Latina piped, (
@SILVERnBOLD
) recommended
No words …..
I’ll soon be coming to Columbia after what I just saw/felt (papi) 😤
Been truly annoying reading socials this past week
Touch some grass boys 😎
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Walk into frozen yogurt shop (pigeon toed)
Immediately take my shirt off (nipples harder than diamonds)
Ask if they have any steak
(They don’t)
*Punch hole in wall*
Start pouring the yogurt into my pockets
18 year old cashier azn cutie mirin my kill crew shorts
Tell
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You can have the most beautiful woman riding your **** everyday
Cooking you dinners
Folding your laundry
& STILL
Want to pretzel the barista down the road cuz she has a different hair color than your girl
Variety is a beautiful thing
Namaste
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Pull up to gas station today (rari)
Some young G runs up with a towel and spray bottle and starts washing the windows
As I’m filling up my tank I tell him to hit the rims and interior as I walk across the street to the Waffle House
I’m eating my chicken I see him out there
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The hall pass
If a chick ever says to you “I get to cheat if it’s…” (Leo, Brad Pitt, etc)
That’s not your girl anymore
In her mind she’s already measuring you against high value men
One dude comes along that makes more money/better shape SHES GONE
Best thing to do is
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Do we shame woman doing onlyfans or the men who make the market possible
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You are ACTUALLY
A virgin……
If you don’t have
At LEAST 25
of these hidden in your house
At this current moment
You won’t see them
But they are there …
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When she brings up her ex for the 5th time
But you’re just tryna smash
“That’s wild”
“Ready to get outta here”
Few
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Never be predictable with your girl
You have s3x everyday at the same time before bed (incoming divorce) (missionary)
PATHETIC
What does pawgy do?
Thanks for asking……
Cheekclappingmaxxing LLC
You’re in chilis ordering a 2/$20 dinner?
Put your thumb in her butt as she
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Boys
Been deep in pawg(s) for a bit
(Literally)
Looks like I’ve missed some stuff ✅
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If you’re not sipping your pregnant wife’s breast milk straight from the source
You’re missing out on so many benefits: will not explain.
I don’t make the rules
Few
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Got a lot of new followers recently. If I’m not following you back lmk below⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Picking up woman with a stud of a dog is a cheat code
I was posted at coffee shop sipping my espresso when a 8.7/10 approached in yoga pants
She says “OMG CAN I PET HIM”
I said no fuck off
- but imagine if I would had said yes then got her number.
Few
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Not many of you are using dog walking arbitrage
What you need to do is set up a dog walking company (advertise fb ig etc)
After you connect with clients you’re going to post an ad to hire dog walkers
You’re going to pay them half of what you’re receiving from the clients
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Why does the sun only come out in the day?
And not in the night
When we need light
We wouldn’t need light bulbs
If the sun came out at night
Question everything
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Hoeflation at an all time high
6 foot
6 figures
6 inches
Or no coochie
She will be a single mom with an std by 30
At that point she will settle for a nice guy with a 9-5 to support her so she can scroll tik tok all day
On a lighter note, imma need her digits in the
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I remember when I was young
A man told me:
“Kid, wait as long as you can to lose your virginity, once you get a feel of the POOSI you become addicted”
Little did he know
The POOSI became addicted to me
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When you think of the Rock
Do you think of a talented actor?
Do you think of a sick wrestler?
Probably, a little bit
BUT
What stands out most OF ANY CELEB
Is CHARISMA
THE SMIRK, ONE LINERS, ORA
It’s not what YOU DO that makes you
But HOW you do it
Can you see?
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Best indicator to wife a woman is her MOM
is her mom big enough to have 17 planets orbiting her?
Is she extremely bitchy and nagging her husband?
That’s your future wife, anon.
Run
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Your great gramps faked his age to go fight commies
YOU get anxiety approaching a female or starting an LLC
Ngmi
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