Adam Profile
Adam

@AdamSalford

Followers
363
Following
79
Media
309
Statuses
10,352
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@AdamSalford
Adam
1 month
As @elonmusk has become a brainwashed, right-wing bellend trying to interfere in UK politics and incite racial hatred, I can no longer, in good conscience, continue to use this site/app as long as he owns it. Won’t make a jot of difference to him, of course. It’s been fun.
64
12
116
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@mattletiss7 @bosdovja92 @danliverpoolt1 No, you thick bastard. The vaccine doesn’t stop you from catching the virus. Jesus, four years on and people are still this thick. I give up.
12
0
117
@AdamSalford
Adam
6 months
@theJeremyVine @BubblyFarm @Robert73568924 Why do you engage in childish language like “petrosexuals?” I have a car. I also have a two year old. I’d go as far as saying I need a car. I have zero interest in cars other than whether it goes forwards and backwards at relatively little expense. I’ve never ridden a bike.
8
0
84
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@NReclining @Serena_Partrick Perhaps think before you post utter generic nonsense next time.
2
0
80
@AdamSalford
Adam
2 months
@KingAmadDiallo @BarryBatistuta Or on legends of Italian football, it seems.
2
0
80
@AdamSalford
Adam
6 months
@acrothetics Jesus Christ. Basic Physics: Think about how strong the wind is to move a single strand of hair. Would that same wind be strong enough to move a flower or a leaf? And I loathe the Royal Family.
2
0
77
@AdamSalford
Adam
6 months
@OYesWeAreStrong @MarinaPurkiss What’s wrong with being anti-monarchist, anyway? It doesn’t make you vile to want an outdated, anachronistic, increasingly pointless concept based on birth to be abolished. Not to mention the fact they have vast wealth while the rest of us haven’t.
0
0
65
@AdamSalford
Adam
5 months
@MarinaPurkiss I continue to fail to understand why the most fundamental human necessity - water - is privatised. Aside from the moral argument that there should not be any profit made from its distribution you also have the issue of security: it’s better and safer for it to be state-owned.
1
7
59
@AdamSalford
Adam
2 months
@BennnyH 1/ If there’s two of you, just don’t pay any of it. Put tenancy in one name (person with worse credit). Save it all. It’ll take a year or two to be evicted. Use the savings for a mortgage (person with best credit/job). Don’t add worse credit person to electoral roll at new place.
31
2
52
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@mrsmoore4114 @gthartley @1followernodad Not dead - would be public record Plastic surgery - why and so what? William hitting her - she’s recovering from surgery Filing for divorce - the filing would be public record Next?
4
0
53
@AdamSalford
Adam
4 months
@aroundliv Why’s is being filmed from 400 yards away with commentary by Joey Barton?
0
0
38
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@Ariel_Adam @2wheelsgoodBrum This is me, too. I also thought I was considerate but I’m extra careful now. Part of it’s because I’d be absolutely mortified if I was featured on one of the images/videos on here.
2
1
37
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@Iromg Fat cunt.
11
1
27
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@proheatandplumb @DeborahMeaden and @carolvorders are both followers of @CPH_CIC . I’m sure they’d want to be aware and make their followers aware of such a scam.
2
0
25
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@BladeoftheS I break out in a sweat when I get 40p off a meal deal, knowing full well Tesco now know I buy Mountain Dew. I’m struggling to sleep at night.
0
0
22
@AdamSalford
Adam
2 months
@StankThank1 @BasedPensioner @Joey7Barton Probably because it slightly covers up the racism and homophobia.
0
0
23
@AdamSalford
Adam
2 months
@charlie_lawson1 Still trying to get a GBNews gig, I see. It’s not going to happen, so it’s not.
3
0
22
@AdamSalford
Adam
3 months
@XoCharlotteEmX I hope that you have an unidentified item in your bagging area every time you shop.
1
1
20
@AdamSalford
Adam
1 year
@MufcWonItAll2 @ManUtd Anything that starts with “apparently” is absolute bollocks. Bore off.
2
0
19
@AdamSalford
Adam
2 months
@BennnyH 2/ Get all mail redirected from old address for person with worse credit. Can do this indefinitely for a fee. No new finances for this person for six years. Our rent: £715. Two years to be evicted: £17160. Added bonus: stick £4K in a LISA for an extra £1k.
7
1
19
@AdamSalford
Adam
1 month
@liambond89 Fancied pizza so finally ate some after hours of waiting in airports, hours on a plane, hours walking the streets to find pizza and several meals in between. Sounds great.
0
0
16
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@RichFzzz @profanityswan It’s a show for Tories who enjoy smashed avocado on toast with a coffee from their £399 machine around the kitchen island whilst deciding which park they will go for an afternoon stroll in before popping to Waitrose for quail eggs, kale and couscous for dinner.
3
0
14
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@pikaso_me @muzaml07 @OrdinaryGamers What is the point of this? Surely it’s easier to screenshot yourself? And this screenshot is shit.
2
0
12
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@TGonthebike This was nothing to do with a close pass and everything to do with him not waiting until it was safe to pass.
4
0
13
@AdamSalford
Adam
10 months
@fesshole I thought all blue ticks had been purged from the comments? Ruined what was a good thing.
0
0
10
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@CPH_CIC @proheatandplumb @DeborahMeaden @carolvorders That’s strange as it looks like you are angry at this person exposing your dodgy “charity” business practices.
0
0
10
@AdamSalford
Adam
2 months
@ItsMatt_Again You post rhetorical questions on a social media platform? And take time to find two images? And claim you don’t care? Okay, Matt. Whatever. Weirdo.
0
0
11
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@MikeyCycling Did you jump on the bonnet again?
0
0
10
@AdamSalford
Adam
6 months
1
0
9
@AdamSalford
Adam
9 months
@unhealthytruth WTF are you talking about? “ even now the failing Biden administration has recently announced that they are looking into blocking the sun. ” Fucking mental. You need sectioning.
12
1
8
@AdamSalford
Adam
6 months
@TGonthebike Need to get those pentality points. Very important in the Pentality League.
1
1
10
@AdamSalford
Adam
9 months
@LucyABeaumont Teaching everyone that it’s possible to be rewarded handsomely for stupidity. Excellent.
0
0
2
@AdamSalford
Adam
6 months
@sspencerukk I like the ads. I get up and do stuff - chores in the house mainly - when they come on. It’s a right pisser when a two hour one comes up. House is spotless top to bottom.
1
0
6
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@JuneT42774 @LeeHurstComic Because Lee’s reads like it was scribbled in shit on a toilet wall.
1
0
9
@AdamSalford
Adam
2 months
@ItsMatt_Again What an odd response. I’d actually pick somewhere in between the two but the second is way too crowded to be enjoyable for me. You did ask. Bellend.
1
0
9
@AdamSalford
Adam
1 month
@_JessicaDavies Not if you read it.
0
0
9
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@PollockMarrazzo @kelvmackenzie Corbyn isn’t a member of the Labour Party, you weapons grade fuckwit.
0
0
7
@AdamSalford
Adam
1 year
1
0
8
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@shitbritishpics What a fantastic photo. More of this please.
1
0
7
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@WarksCyclist @warkspolice @WMerciaPolice I’m on the side of the cyclist on most of the videos I see - no idea what people’s problem is, just give them space - but this one looks like 1.5m+ to me.
4
0
7
@AdamSalford
Adam
1 year
@daveshrek @SW689908 Yep, what @daveshrek said. Makes me cringe every time I hear United singing it. We’ve been shite for over a decade so it doesn’t even make sense.
0
0
2
@AdamSalford
Adam
5 months
@dmdramaa Little sympathy. £670 of goods. Receipts show value declared of £220 + under £20. Why not post with the correct insurance, for a start?
0
0
7
@AdamSalford
Adam
3 months
@ABridgen Why don’t you have a neck?
0
0
1
@AdamSalford
Adam
2 months
@BennnyH 3/ I’m not a qualified financial advisor. You may have guessed this.
6
0
6
@AdamSalford
Adam
1 year
@PDSA_HQ Unfortunately, I can’t DM you without paying X/Twitter for verification. We were told by text that Molly was accepted as a patient. I cancelled our insurance policy. We then were asked for Molly’s patient records then told she couldn’t be accepted due to volume of patients.
1
0
0
@AdamSalford
Adam
10 months
@rickmcwhirter @fesshole Absolutely correct, Rick. I presume the tickets referenced in the fess were just that - the little yellow ride tickets they had in 1996. The Big One was a six-ticketer back then.
1
0
6
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@Liam120207 Just don’t buy the “speakers were off” bollocks. Anyone could see what was happening, even if they couldn’t hear. Just shut the fuck up with your shit songs for five minutes.
0
0
7
@AdamSalford
Adam
1 month
@Tobias_MUFC 100% agree. Still hurts that he was thrown under the bus by the players and the Glazers. In my world, he’d have been handed a five year contract after the Watford defeat to show everyone who was in charge. Carte blanche to clear out the squad.
2
1
7
@AdamSalford
Adam
1 year
@PDSA_HQ I’ve just sent an email to that address. Thank you for your responses.
0
0
0
@AdamSalford
Adam
9 months
@noununiversity @fesshole How does this get 12 likes?
0
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
3 months
@mrjamesob A “good man?!” Sounds like a total tosser to me.
Tweet media one
0
2
6
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@fesshole The absolute state of this
Tweet media one
0
0
6
@AdamSalford
Adam
3 months
@SalfordMe2023 @BagshawLee Look up racism in the dictionary. There’s Lee’s profile pic.
2
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
3 months
@GarethDennis Those are your main issues? I wish I had your problems.
1
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@_george_thr 26 seconds I’m never getting back.
0
0
6
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@craigdwii @mrsmoore4114 @gthartley @1followernodad Oh, I know. I was just debunking the mental conspiracy theories. And, for the record, I love America and Americans.
0
0
6
@AdamSalford
Adam
5 months
@Common_SensePod @Joey7Barton Managed three seconds. What an absolutely fucking awful accent.
2
0
6
@AdamSalford
Adam
3 months
@BPete1970 More should be made of his Covid fine. More should be made of his multi-millionaire wife. More should be made of his desire to return to California. But, you know what, Labour don’t need to attack him or the Tories. They’re finished. Perhaps for good. I can’t wait.
1
1
6
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@fesshole I used to do something similar on the Manchester Metrolink. Have the app ready to buy a ticket at the checkout page. As the tram reached each stop, change the From part in the app to that station. As soon as ticket goons are spotted, press Buy. Easy.
3
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
6 months
@bestwasgeorge @TenHagWay @SkySports As it’s nothing to do with them, I’d imagine so, yes.
0
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
2 months
@ItsMatt_Again Obviously the first one. Who wants to shop amongst crowds of other people?
2
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@UnitedStandMUFC @sergio_regui Piss off, you wretched bellends.
2
0
4
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@JonathanPieNews Really disappointed to find you didn’t say any of these things.
0
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@PassPixi What’s the point of the video? Fifteen seconds I’m never getting back
2
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@Iady_Marian @briggs84 @Joey7Barton @mattletiss7 Because it’s unnecessary, you monumentally thick bastard.
0
0
4
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@MrNishKumar How much are you paying me? Six figures and I’ll think about it.
0
0
1
@AdamSalford
Adam
9 months
@m25dave @fesshole Unless he’s never bought anything in the UK ever, he’s paid tax.
2
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
6 months
@stokiesc @AdamRichman Daniel is correct.
0
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@fesshole “Excuse me, sir. We have reason to believe you’ve been acting suspiciously in this area. Why have you been skirting around the edge of the concourse?” Him:
0
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@MikeyCycling @AW38415095 Lost all credibility when this came out. And to back pedal against a court’s findings is a little ironic.
1
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
6 months
@roblawton @fesshole For the second part, you still get the emails and he doesn’t want them. Your first suggestion is best. I do bob @bob .com.
1
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
3 months
@GrumpyTeessider @_Hassan_sabbah_ @AvonandsomerRob Absolute bollocks. In the same link you only read the first paragraph of is this:
Tweet media one
0
0
5
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@Iromg Which you’d definitely have taken if it was offered to you and spent on even more pies.
0
0
3
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@alexbland @richardpbacon Presume you mean KC?
0
0
4
@AdamSalford
Adam
6 months
@fesshole Obviously this is bollocks from the maths alone BUT if it was real, I’d be doing my weekly shop in £10 increments Mon - Fri. Doesn’t matter what’s on the receipt these days - depending on job, I could be cooking stuff with an air fryer or microwave.
0
0
4
@AdamSalford
Adam
2 years
@Tommygreturns2 @elonmusk @eltonofficial You’re right, it definitely doesn’t have anything to do with a case dismissed by the courts six years ago. I mean, the irony of this tweet and misinformation isn’t lost on me.
0
0
4
@AdamSalford
Adam
3 months
@gauldygauld @UKAndNIasOne He said he doesn’t live in Britain, which is correct. It’s the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Which is why Brexit was always wrong as it included NI. It should have been UKExit.
1
0
3
@AdamSalford
Adam
1 month
@adamboxer1 I think it’s fairly obvious. Academies are privatisation via the back door. I worked at a school with two headteachers (one “executive Head”) and a trust “CEO”. The trust had two schools on its books. The three at the top were best mates.
1
0
4
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@fesshole That’s what everybody does. It’s how it all works, Derren Brown makes a fortune out of this.
1
0
4
@AdamSalford
Adam
1 month
0
1
4
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@AlternativeMUFC Struggling to believe you’re not already a member. A lot of the comms feels like it’s lifted from the MDTs.
0
0
1
@AdamSalford
Adam
1 year
Do not use Deliveroo. They steal your money and do not refund. I will tweet this every day @DeliverooHelp
3
0
3
@AdamSalford
Adam
4 months
@IamHappyToast @dandouglas “A few years ago” Try twenty.
0
0
3
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@sharons76177798 @bosdovja92 @mattletiss7 @danliverpoolt1 You’re clearly too far down the rabbit hole to be saved. I often wonder how it starts? What sends people down the conspiracy route rather than the correct path 99% of people follow? Why am I talking to myself now?
1
0
3
@AdamSalford
Adam
9 months
@TexasForeverMan @cory9917 This guy has nearly died and you’re telling him to eat cayenne pepper without anyone challenging you?! At best, it’s blood thinning effects are very mild and are nowhere near modern medication. Stop posting shite.
1
0
3
@AdamSalford
Adam
7 months
@Deliveroo Still robbing people? Still keeping customer’s money when something goes wrong? Still refusing to engage when it’s pointed out to you? NEVER USE DELIVEROO.
1
0
0
@AdamSalford
Adam
9 months
@kelvmackenzie @CDRBuilds With the number of discount codes Morrisons have been publishing online, they are by far the cheapest supermarket around recently.
0
0
0
@AdamSalford
Adam
5 months
@SussexHenryVIII Why should they bail out someone’s parents? They only bail out blood, like Andrew, with our money. Gawd bless ‘er.
0
0
3
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@Mouhssin_Ismail As a teacher, poor leadership leading to “chaotic schools” is far, far more frustrating than dealing with “children swearing at adults.”
0
0
2
@AdamSalford
Adam
2 months
@RogersHistory Jesus, do you ever stop moaning about the profession you purport to represent? I’m currently a supply teacher - love it. Looking forward to going back to a permanent role in January. I know I’ll love that too.
6
0
3
@AdamSalford
Adam
8 months
@BREXIT_Dan @realMattToomer What a thick Tory twat.
0
0
4
@AdamSalford
Adam
5 months
@righttobikeit It was a minute too long.
0
0
4
@AdamSalford
Adam
3 months
@_Hassan_sabbah_ @AvonandsomerRob £470 a month “Massive”
2
0
4
@AdamSalford
Adam
5 months
@abi_whist @liverpoolpost Brilliantly written article. Had no idea who the guy is, never heard of the charity and don’t live in Liverpool but was intrigued enough to click and read the lot. Looking forward to Part Two.
1
0
3
@AdamSalford
Adam
5 months
@LeaKThompson One of my biggest regrets in life is not saying hello and thank you to Bob when I saw him whilst waiting in the queue for the opening night of BTTF: The Musical in Manchester. What a guy.
0
0
2