Afiq π
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πͺ β’ Tweets reflect only my personal views β’ A non-practising intellectual β’ I swear a lot β’ π²πΎ+πΏπ¦ β’ I also do ENG-BM-ENG Translation: Just @ or DM
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Joined January 2016
Kepukimakan apakah ini? Kau balik dari mop lantai kat Saudi, kuarantin pun tidak, lagi nak nasihat orang. Lanjiao.
Rakyat Malaysia dinasihat amal pematuhan SOP sambut Aidilfitri - MITI
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Doktor berhenti ramai-ramai menteri semua tak terkesan. Diorang ke London, Singapore, Jakarta untuk rawatan. Kalau locally, ke Prince Court. Tinggal kita terkontang-kanting tak cukup doktor kat hospital kerajaan. Sebab tu kena sokong tuntutan doktor ni. Untuk kebaikan kita juga.
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WRONG. Malaysia needs new, competent leader to strategise against COVID-19.
MP SPEAKS | M'sia needs new strategy to fight Covid-19
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My favourite bit from today -. Radzi Jidin: SAYA TAKKAN DUDUK!!!.PMX: Berdirilah. Takdak masalah ππ»ββοΈ. πππππ
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Donβt use fabric softener. - It coats your clothes with waxy layers and over time, preventing your clothes from absorbing detergent thoroughly, actually making your clothes less clean; bad especially when you wash towels. - Most softeners are petroleum-based, π©for environment.
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Memanglah dah semua kat Shah Alam! π.
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While yβall are busy with Rina Harunβs old tweets, I just wanna ask, who did this??? π€£
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Kalau mansuh UPSR, mak bapak pulak yang tertekan. Macam mana nak bandingkan anak diorang dengan anak jiran depan rumah?.
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Rokok haram kan? Kenapa kita tak suruh pasaraya letak rokok kat kaunter babi dalam non-halal section?. Sekelip mata je kita dapat kurangkan jumlah perokok sekurang-kurangnya 50% π.
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βBekas nelayanβ??? How about βperogol anak sendiriβ? He raped his own child. Are we supposed to sympathise with him for having to celebrate Hari Raya in prison? Is that the point of this article?.
Banduan warga emas 22 tahun beraya dalam penjara. #BHnasional Bekas nelayan reda menunggu tahun 2039 untuk dibebaskan selepas dijatuhi penjara 37 tahun kerana rogol anak.
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i-Sinar tengkorak kau. Mana rakyat nak korek tabung simpanan sendiri lagi sekali nak bantu diri sendiri? Yang dah korek i-Sinar 1.0 cukup2 makan sampai kering tu sekarang ni nak korek tang mana lagi untuk i-Sinar 2.0? Sungguh jenis otak letak kat lutut.
Benarkan keluar i Sinar 2.0, i Lestari 2.0 jika PKP penuh
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Dia bukan cakap pasal Old Money dari segi kewangan. Dia cakap pasal fashion style. Tapi dia nak tiru Old Money style dari UK. Buat apa nak agung-agungkan penjajah. Old Money kat Malaysia pakai macam ni:
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Aku memang rasa dia tak bersalah atas tuduhan cubaan merompak ni. Sebab dia cuba membunuh.
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JPJ tak payah sibuk pasal kereta orang tinted gelap. Korang pergi angkut Alphard, Vellfire yang lampu biru lip-lap, lip-lap atas highway tu dulu. Tengok berani ke tak.
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Tak kisah pun orang panggil dia, βLewis! Lewis!β Tapi gelaran dia Sir Lewis Hamilton tau. Takde dia melenting, βExcuse me, do you know who I am? Iβm a knight! Call me Sir!β. Bayangkan kau kat London, terserempak dgn mana2 Datoβ, kau panggil nama dia, agak2 apa reaksi dia? π.
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This is what our tax money is wasted on: feudalistic fanfare. π.
Perdana Menteri Datuk Seri @IsmailSabri60 melancarkan Bulan Kesiapsiagaan Nasional (BKN) 2021 di Putrajaya, hari ini.
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Luar jangkaan kepala otak kau. Bodoh sangat ke tak boleh jangka lepas overwhelming responses from first round? I tell you, no one in this government is capable of thinking ahead. Especially when itβs for the peopleβs benefit. Bangang abadi.
Kerajaan bersedia untuk menambah baik kelemahan sistem pendaftaran vaksin Covid-19 selepas berlakunya permohonan slot vaksin di luar jangkaan dalam usaha capai imuniti kelompok sebelum hujung tahun ini. Klik untuk baca berita penuh. #QuoteSinar #Vaksinasi
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Saw Dr Amalina's tweet about her detractors and one comment in particular says, "She hasn't given birth why does she pretend she knows a lot about it?" Lol. Ma'am, I wasn't fighting in Napoleon's Grande ArmΓ©e to know that he shouldn't have tried to invade Russia. Mangkuk.
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RM1,000? Hahahaha what a bloody joke. People, itβs time to proceed with a class action lawsuit. Saman, jangan tak saman!.
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That one friend who never did anything in the group assignment but showed up to take credit at the end.
Ahli Parlimen Muar, Syed Saddiq Syed Abdul Rahman tiba di pekarangan Bangunan Parlimen setelah berlari sejauh 200 kilometer (KM) iaitu dari Muar. #malaysiagazette
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Tak sabar nak tengok list essential services from MITI. Kilang manalah yang akan jadi essential services nanti agaknya.
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Jocelyn Chia forgot that Malaysia is a superpowerβ¦. In cyber-bullying.
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I keep seeing tweets quoting this clip saying, βThis is why we need more young politicians.β. WRONG. We need people who have public service in their hearts, not public funds in their wallets. Young or old, thatβs the major problem we have right now.
Ahli Parlimen Muar, Syed Saddiq Syed Abdul Rahman merasakan ada subjek di IPT yang tidak relevan untuk diambil dan perlu diaudit semula. #ICYMI #DialogTigaPenjuru
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Orang sampai accident sebab kena bagi laluan kat VVIP dulu?! Kepukimakan apakah ini?!!!.
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Apa dia??!!! 95% OFF??!!! Wow!. Capped at RM5. Cibai. The new KPDNHEP minister must put a stop to this annoying and misleading practice.
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Curi RM2 juta. Bayar kompaun RM1.1 juta. Untung RM900 ribu dan dibebaskan. Ini bukan kedaulatan undang-undang. Ini kelancauan undang-undang namanya.
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Give your RM2 to kids. Give more duit raya to college students. Some people give RM50/100 to babies. Babies! What use would those annoying cunts have for those hundreds of ringgit you're giving them?.
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Orang yang complain pasal dia letak garam sepaket dengan gula bersudu-sudu tu, ada pengalaman goreng nasi satu kawah ke tak?. Aku takde isu dengan gula dan garam tu, cuma kenapa letak taugeh dalam nasi goreng? Manusia berakal takkan letak taugeh dalam nasi goreng.
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Bukan setakat King of Morocco. Tapi kalau aku sebut kang, jadi jiran Najib pulak.
Tersebarnya video, King of Kingdom of Morocco, Mohammed VI berjalan dlm keadaan Mabuk di Paris dan bodyguard2 sedang Cuba halang utuk merakam. Ramai juga suka London. Patutla.
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If you don't vote, don't complain. If you choose BN because you can't stand DAP, don't complain when things are shitty. If you choose PH and expect 60 yrs legacy and corruption to disappear in 22 months - kau bangang.
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Alcohol isn't haram in Islam. What's haram is alcoholic beverages. In Malay, it's "minuman memabukkan." So, relax sis. Your perfume is fine. If you think it's still haram, I'll assume you're consuming your perfume wrongly. π€£.
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Orang tu pergi umrah pakai duit aku, duit kau, duit kita semua tau? Dengan bini dia pun kita belanja umrah sekali. Kalau kau taknak kutuk tu lantak kau lah. Janganlah complain bila orang lain kutuk. Nak husnuzon maybe dia pakai duit sendiri? Holiday pun dia tak bayar lah wei. π.
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DG Hisham tweeted about self-quarantine in Taiwan? Thatβs what you get when you have ample trust in government. Nothing will change here because the Mahiaddin regime is suffering from trust deficit due to the double standards in SOP enforcement. Itβs futile.
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Tak sangka aku akan terkena dgn @GrabMY pukimak jugak. Driver tak bergerak macam sial. App kata 3 minit. Sampai 3 kali punya 3 minit tunggu pun tak sampai2. Aku cancel, letak reason βDriver is not movingβ, aku yang kena charge RM3 to compensate for driverβs time. Who will.
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Asid sulfurik ni memang senang dapat kat Johor ke?.
'Bawa asid sulfurik dari Johor, simbah bekas rakan sebilik di Kelantan'. #BHkes Penuntut universiti tak mengaku dua tuduhan, termasuk simbah asid hingga mangsa cedera parah.
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Orang Pahang tak cukup push-up! Jangan malas! Push-up lagi!.
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Laksa bersaiz besar ialah laksasa.
Laksa yang power mestilah laksa Yang sedap. Tak kisah la dari mana pun. #DoneBackup #LaksaUntukSemua.
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Dalam TV pun nak kena panggil YB, YB apa benda? Letβs normalise not calling our elected representatives YB. Itβs an honorific to be used among their peers dalam DUN atau Dewan Rakyat. Weβre not their peers. Weβre their employers.
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Gampang sungguh. Celakalah mereka yang merosakkan bumi ini dan celakalah mereka yang membenarkan kuncu -kuncunya melakukan kerosakan ke atas bumi ini.
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3 Petua Sebenar untuk Berjaya:. Tikam belakang kawan.Surat sokongan.Rajin menjilat.
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His βmuatβ means tayar depan separuh luar kotak, and the pedestrian lane? What is even a pedestrian lane π. Tesla Cybertruck should be banned from Malaysian roads. No ifs, no buts. βMuatβ acik kau.
Muat je rupanya Cybertruck parking dlm mall Malaysia. Masih ada ruang org nak bukak pintu cuma nak tap parking la susah sikit sbb LHD . Nanti kita bagi feedback full
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Satu kesimpulan yang boleh kita dapat daripada video bodoh ini ialah hidup rakyat terbanyak di bawah ini hanyalah cosplay bagi mereka yang di atas.
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Persaraan? Hello??? He didn't retire. We, the people, fired his corrupt ass.
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Are we finally gonna see this become a reality??? π. Honestly, @DSDrNaim, I wasnβt joking. Youβd make Malaysia a whole lot better if this truly materialises. Rujukan: Muzakarah ke-37 Jawatankuasa Fatwa Majlis Kebangsaan Hal Ehwal Agama Islam Malaysia haramkan tabiat merokok.
Letak rokok di bahagian tak halal? Naim bincang denganΒ KPDN
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"It is called scotoma. The mind sees what it wants to see.". - Sir Leigh Teabing, The Da Vinci Code.
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How is RM148 for 9 pax expensive? Thatβs like so damn cheap!.
M'sia restaurant owner hits back at customer who said RM148, 7-dish meal for 9 pax is 'expensive'
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Malays in 1946: We reject Malayan Union! We reject the white men's rule!. Malays in 2020: Here's a white man. He says good things about the government. We should believe him.
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Hi @SyedSaddiq,. We did not vote for Muhyiddin to become PM. We did not vote for PPBM to ally with crooks and thieves of UMNO. We did not vote to have PAS as a part of the gov. If you have balls and principles, you know what the right thing to do is.
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Bukan baju oren ni yang kita nak kamu pakai.
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AirAsia babi. Thatβs the summary. Aku still tak puas hati pasal the restructuring. So unfair. I hope Tony Fernandes ends up with a disease so rare, he had to go bankrupt to pay for the treatments and dies from that disease eventually.
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Banyak kali dah cakap pasal ni. JPJ punya priority nombor 1, kereta tinted terlebih gelap hahaha. Berapa banyak kereta tinted terlampau gelap bahayakan nyawa, bunuh orang awam?. Lori bawa lebih muatan, tayar lori & bas buat retreading DIY, drebar lalok, ada dia kisah? π.
Yang JPJ dok sibuk acah tegas bab tinted, plate, roadtax. Sampai yang orang susah roadtax mati tapi kena keluar cari kerja pun saman lagi kot atas. Hat lori ni semua sebab boleh makan kot tu yang biar. Babi.
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Tak paham, kenapa nak pening fikir salah siapa? Kalau Melayu dapat burger babi walaupun dia tak bagitau penjual dia tak makan babi, salah siapa rasanya?. If you can assume all Malays tak makan babi, I think itβs good to assume all Indians tak makan beef unless told otherwise.
Customer India beli 6 burger ayam, dapat 1 burger beef for free from A&W. Staff tak inform customer dapat free burger and masukkan dalam takeaway packaging. Balik rumah customer tak perasan and termakan burger beef tu. Hindus kan tak makan beef. Skrg aku pening fikir salah siapa
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17,000 cases: Not worried. 2,000 protesters: Worried. Brain: Not found.
DPM says worried over #Lawan participantβs safety, claims Covid-19 cases may spread
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Sedara-sedari, Mahiaddin keeps talking about RM380 billion 'spent' by the government to help the people in this pandemic. Bitch, moratoriums and EPF withdrawals were not government assistance.
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If you're still searching for a reason not to vote for Perikatan Nasional in the next election, this should be it. This should be your deal-breaker. If you're fine with your government politicising the lives of your fellow citizens, I don't know what kind of a person you are.
Ada perjumpaan dengan Menteri Besar dan Ketua Menteri tapi Selangor dan Kedah tidak dijemput. Apa hal ada permainan politik masa keadaan krisis ni?
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Satay is a heritage dish. You donβt fuck with it. This is too much. SOSMA kan je lah orang yang jual ni.
Nasi goreng selambak ayam sekor RM21. Satay cheese leleh π€€. Lokasi kedai dekat Fairpark Ipoh.
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Kena satu family 5 orang positif, nak kena test every other day, at least 3 test kits per person. Yg murah dah habis. Yang ada RM7 ke atas. At least perabih RM100-RM120 macam tu je. The more pertinent question here is. WHY CANβT WE HAVE FREE TEST KITS LIKE OTHER COUNTRIES?!.
Saya gesa & pohon Kerajaan untuk segera kurangkan harga kit ujian saringan COVID-19 ke sekitar RM5/unit. Harga sekarang terlalu tinggi untuk ramai yang kena test hampir setiap hari.
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Harini naik @ktm_berhad lol big mistake. Patut train sampai 8.05 pagi. Pastu dah 8.12am tak sampai2. Aku call customer service. Rasanya diorang saja letak recording yg konon heavy call traffic. Pastu dia bagi kau dengar lagu KTM Termaju kepala butoh apa entah. Sampai habis lagu.
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Mat Sabu naik grab, orang lain yang tweet. Dia naik grab, dia sendiri yang tweet. Hahaha.
Naik #Grab #Perodua Bezza pagi ini. Ada urusan yg tidak selesai. Hidup perlu diteruskan walau banyak cabaran. Bak kata pepatah, jika takut dilambung ombak, jangan berumah di tepi pantai. Terpenting terus berusaha utk beri khidmat kpd #rakyat, tegakkan keadilan & lawan kezaliman.
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49 years later, one is in hell while the other is cruising on cloud nine as one of the best airlines in the world. To know how the two airlines that were born on the same day happened to end up with two diametrically opposite fates, just look at how their countries are governed.
Happy birthday, @mas and @SingaporeAir!. On this day in 1972, the now dissolved Malaysia-Singapore Airlines (MSA) flew as two new airline companies with their own distinctive identities.
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Spoke to my cousin who is a first-time voter. I asked him dia pangkah siapa. He said Tok Mat, and added, no way heβs voting for DAP (PH). I asked why. He said heβs not going to let them abolish the Malaysβ special rights in the constitution. I just pity him.
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Tom Daley has contributed so much more to society, especially through his brain cancer advocacy (in memory of his father who succumbed to brain cancerous 2011 and the reason he knits) and his sporting successes, compared to whichever lowlife who wrote this piece of shit.
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Integrate vaccination data into MyKad lah. Apa susah? Rural people also, orang tua also, semua ada MyKad. K fine, kau nak tubuhkan task force, committee apa jadah. Semata-mata nak fancy, existing avenue ada, look into it first lah. MyKad is so, so under-utilised. Come on.
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Mula-mula aku nak maki Anwar. Pastu aku tekan link. Tengok video betul-betul, baca isi dia. Pastu aku putuskan untuk maki @BuletinTV3 perangai macam sial buat headline rage-bait, sengaja nak timbulkan kemarahan orang ramai terhadap PMX.
Kenapa nak salur peruntukan pada Ahli Parlimen cerca kita?Β βΒ PM
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Ni satu masalah yang Zaliha kena settle kan. Kutu parking kat KL ni. Terutamanya area Bukit Bintang. Parking kat tepi jalan pun kena RM10-15, macam sial.
Aku tak setuju kena bayar. Tapi macam tkda option daripada kena calar kereta. Kalau taknak bayar mahal, parking dkt Sungai Weng then jalan sikit.
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Mass bookings? Thatβs impossible. Youβd have to key in each personβs details one-by-one all the way to submission before you could register another person. Who are you trying to fool? Just tell us who ran the booking system and how much they were paid.
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FlyFM delete ke tu? Hahaha. Next time guna otak sikit sebelum buat sesuatu π
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Ni bangang namanya. Majlis anjuran parti mana ni? Tengok sikit lambang parti siapa tu?. Salah rakyat jugak ke macam mana ni? Bodoh.
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Sekumpulan Orang Asli baru menang saman RM32 juta sekali dengan 57 buah rumah pangsapuri. Orang Asli sampai bertungkus lumus naik turun mahkamah selama 11 tahun, yang beli kereta mewah pakai "duit sendiri" tak terfikir pun nak hulurkan apa-apa bantuan.
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SEJAK 4 HARI LALU!!!!! The government has been sitting on their hands!!!.
TANAH MERAH - Penduduk meredah banjir susulan hujan lebat sejak 4 hari lalu di Kampung Ulu Kusial merentasi laluan utama Tanah Merah-Jeli. - Foto NIK ABDULLAH NIK OMAR
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Bagi @onnhafiz, PM terbaik ialah PM yang tak bayar cukai RM1.7 billion. Nak tahu apa kerajaan boleh buat dengan RM1.7 billion?. 1. Serap 12,800 doktor kontrak kepada penjawatan tetap.2. Bina 11 buah hospital seperti Hospital Rembau.3. ~18 buah sekolah di Cyberjaya (takkan cukup).
Bagi Onn Hafiz, Najib antara PM terbaik Malaysia
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This paedophile is here. At UKM. Beware. Remember his face. Stay away from him especially if you have children.
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Ye lah. PM sekarang kan Cina:. Tan Sri Mah Hia Din.
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Is Muhyiddin still in London? Should we warn Rishi Sunak? At this point, Muhyiddin is probably collecting SDs to be sent to Buckingham Palace.
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If you happen to frequent Tesco and you're seeking for a cheaper alternative than Farm Fresh, buy Tesco brand milk. It's the same milk. Farm Fresh produces and packs the same milk for Tesco under the latter's brand. Saves you 50 sen.
En Azmi dari Farm Fresh ni patut jadi contoh para penaja. Tak gila mic, tak gila naik stage, tak terkinja-kinja, tak de kontrovesi. Bercakap bila slot dia tiba, tak rampas mic pengacara. Kudos Farm Fresh.π
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Carbon tax, sustainability fee, etc are just fancy terms to pass the buck on the responsibilities towards the climate crisis to the consumers (mostly middle class) rather than the root of the problems, big corporations. These big businesses will try every way possible, with the.
1. AirAsia and AirAsia X will charge a sustainability fee in the airfares soon, exclusively for carbon offset projects, said Capital A CEO Tony Fernandes. However, he did not reveal details on the sustainability fee in a letter to shareholders that was filed to Bursa Malaysia.
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Takpelah. Aku minum kopi bukan tengok agama tuan kedai kopi. Asal sedap dan mampu, jalanlah. Kalau kopi sedap, harga berpatutan, makanan sedap banyak pilihan, servis bagus, tak perlu pun guna ayat βkita bantu usahawan Muslimβ. Customer tetap akan datang.
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A lot of people whom you think are lazy but still manage to get the job done are actually not lazy. They work at their own pace. Not everyone has to hustle at every task like you do. Respect that.
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Yang bunuh cikgu siap penggal kepala, kerat kaki, kerat tangan apa semua haritu Melayu kan? Korang boleh tolerate ke orang Melayu ni? Tak takut ke berjiran dengan orang Melayu?.
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Selain daripada βAnak Najibβ, apa kelayakan minah ni? Dah berapa lama berkecimpung dalam arena export produk Malaysia? Keturunan perompak negara tak patut diberi apa-apa jawatan dalam agensi kerajaan. Reformasi apa macam ni? Pelik aku tengok cara reformasi korang ni.
Tahniah Exco Puteri UMNO Malaysia, Datin Nooryana Najwa Datoβ Sri Mohd Najib atas pelantikan sebagai Ahli Lembaga Pengarah @matrade.
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βI used to drink whisky a lot in those days.β. βI used to provide scotch, brandy and champagne at my banquets. I like people to be happy.β. - Tunku Abdul Rahman.(8 Feb 1903 - 6 Dec 1990). A toast of your best scotch to our founding father, for his birthday! π₯
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No Azmin. No Zuraida. No Radzi Jidin. No Pudin Belon. No Rina Harun. Nikmat apa lagi yang mahu kau dustakan?.
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Rugi sebab kena bayar cuti bergaji atau double pay bagi yang bekerja hari Jumaat dan Isnin. Tu je dia nak komplen sebenarnya. Bukan pasal jualan. Sebab orang tetap beli barang makanan lebih banyak waktu raya.
Pengarah Urusan Mydin Mohamed Holdings Bhd., Datuk Ameer Ali Mydin berkata pengumuman cuti khas oleh Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim di saat akhir telah menyebabkan banyak perniagaan menanggung kerugian. #AWANInews #AgendaAWANI
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AN OPEN LETTER TO @SyedSaddiq. 1. Dear, Saddiq. 2. With all due respect which can be none. 3. Why are you threatening to withdraw your support for the government?. 4. Why now?. 5. Please donβt threaten. 6. I beg you. 7. I believe I speak for many Malaysians that we have.
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