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im bad at captions somebody love me thx
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thoughts & prayers with the botox community in these trying times #loveisland
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british politicians better think long & hard about calling for reparations
@Nigel_Farage
Nigel Farage MP
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The Chinese Communist Party don't like the truth and always respond aggressively. They should pay the West reparations for this global disaster.
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i hate ‘catch up’ culture & that i can’t hang out at people’s houses anymore bc it’s shared with 4 other professionals. i’m tired of small plates & i’m tired of only seeing certain people in noisy hot rooms eating overpriced food.
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one of the best cities on earth for food but americans almost exclusively find themselves at the average restaurants surrounded by other clueless tourists
@headsknownyc
HEADS KNOW
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the food in london is so bad fr i literally don’t even understand why it’s like this
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criticising israel isnt anti-semitic! criticising israel isnt anti-semitic! criticising israel isnt anti-semitic! criticising israel isnt anti-semitic! criticising israel isnt anti-semitic! criticising israel isnt anti-semitic! criticising israel isnt anti-semitic!
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i emotionally checked out of what happens in the UK the night of the last general election
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everyday posting pride is a protest infographics but god forbid somebody brings a little bit of protest to the corporate pride event
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why am i exclusively attracted to men who would happily replace me with a bag of coke
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i havent got any money lana
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every european i speak with messes up one english word & is so apologetic & rolls up with the ‘my english isnt so great’ mate im BRITISH we dont know any other languages whilst every other european know 3 or 4?? i should be apologising
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goddd why does 85% of the fruit in the uk taste like sadness
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ive been staying at my uni house alone for two weeks to get some of my work done & so when i heard someone walking around i literally started crying
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@ARCHANGELTY
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@LouLDN_ kind stranger please don’t gatekeep😭
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the seasonal depression is going to be exceptionally well seasoned this year i can smell it
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gay men who are against political violence?? sweetie your rights didnt spontaneously appear overnight fags were throwing bricks get with the picture
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@easyJet you might think you’re saving yourself some money by ignoring all of our requests for refunds but you’ll need our money more than ever after this! i for one am never flying with you again & you’re losing loyal customers by the minute! can you ANSWER MY DM & give me back my money
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he looks like a plumber from dagenham that drinks a can of beer on the district line at 5pm
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
5 years
. @JustinBieber shows off new eyebrow piercing and diamond grill in latest Instagram post.
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free uk mom
@nypost
New York Post
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UK mom killed hubby with boiling water after he sexually abused her kids
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right wing twitter have been foaming at the mouth wanting to remove social housing from 3.4 million of ‘their own’ just to spite 41,000 somalian’s. what a sight to behold.
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keep the same energy when labour lose the next election
@guardian
The Guardian
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Keir Starmer tells Labour conference: we deserved to lose election
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when exactly did the uk become a political drama series
@SkyNews
Sky News
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Theresa May has been told that she has just 72 hours to save her job
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genuinely aghast at people’s response to this just stop oil thing how can so much of the british lgbt community be so apolitical & comfortable with fossil fuel money being splashed in their name?!
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afsgsg i have a crush on a boy from DEPOP i need to get out of the house more oh lord
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arts jobs r so badly paid i see one offering 25k & think ooh not too bad loooooool the ghetto
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my number neighbour & i are both generic british ppl at the weekend nothing exciting to see here
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not even the lampposts in piccadilly circus would be left standing if reparations were on the table
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i’ve managed to escape getting covid this entire pandemic & im RLY not trying to catch that dutty virus like at all. might have to look into dogwalking or any remote role next week bc it cant be me who gets long covid for £9 an hour hospitality shifts
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@dayglowj0e what an iconic response she sounds great tbh😭😭
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lmao calm down homosexual hitler
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south africa still lives under white occupation & it’s nigerian street vendors they want to focus on?
@BBCAfrica
BBC News Africa
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🇿🇦 "I hate foreigners and the government is doing nothing." #BBCAfricaEye investigates the rise of xenophobia in South Africa and the violent targeting of migrants. 🎥 Watch the full film, "Fear and Loathing in South Africa" here:
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i should run a psychic business at my uni tbh ‘you’re a relaxed vegetarian & your favourite drug is ketamine... spirit guides say you’re getting ghosted by a boy with a generic name? marry his father’
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if i was a brazen thief i wouldn’t come online to tell everyone about it
@hewantswealth
HeWantsWealth© 🇯🇲📈💸💎
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Y’all not ready for the ‘renting out a room in your house’ conversation to build wealth quicker… A Queen.
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twitter vs instagram
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name me a single person that is funnier than this babe on twitter rn💀
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we could all greatly benefit from navigating life’s challenges with the boldness of a criminal
@axhleighlouise
ASHLEIGH LOUISE
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♥️
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this annoying twitter leftist type completely sucked all of the joy & fun out of a large room of people SO quickly that i was almost impressed. my friend was called a ‘genocide enabling disgrace to the black race’ bc she was eating mcdonalds ice cream💀💀💀
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take a course on spatial awareness before you arrive. please take a course on spatial awareness before you arrive. lesson 1 - when you want to stop momentarily, perhaps don’t do that in the middle of the pavement
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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What's the best advice you have for someone planning to visit London?
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lucie would cause absolute havoc in a hostel huge gap year devil energy #loveisland
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im tired of feeling like ive failed at life before its even begun, im tired of constantly trying to figure out exactly what i want to do with my life, im tired of seeing the world for exactly what it is
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people in london are walking SLOWLY with NO spatial awareness these days… i dont like that
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i miss havin pink hair & goin outside to drink & be noisy
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@beemoviehive i think this might be… a joke
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i hope the african auntie who told me at oxford street station that god will overlook my homosexuality because my outfit was sensational is doing well wherever she may be
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im havin a rly nice weekend 4 the first time in a while ✨
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shoot what into what?? im tired
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in/out list 2023
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lmaooooo this man in m&s was complaining about the wine his wife had picked & she very loudly & very seriously threatened to divorce him then stormed off
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love island is honestly impeccable promotion for radical feminism tbh
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do liberals want caucasians to start snatching black people off of the street before they can eat supper?💀
@JohnathanPerk
Jay Perk 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Serious question for well-meaning white people. When you show up at a get-together like this, do you notice there are zero Black people, or nah? If so, do you say or do anything about it? To who? Please be honest. This is a safe space (unless you say something dumb or racist).☺️
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2 of the most ridiculously beaut gays were walking arm in arm down brick lane & i looked away bc their beauty was just 2 much & one of them whispered about me ‘omg he’s so cute wow’ - i am GASSED
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londoners are truly terrible vibes through & through😭 yes it’s a little cringe & uncomfortable but she clearly has good intentions & is a sweetheart
@GuvnaB
GUVNA B
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I don’t know Margaret but she just stopped me in the street and said “I’ve seen what’s going on and it’s not right. You should feel safe in this country and I want you to know I’m not racist.” You might think how can I possibly make a difference? She did in her own little way.
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go back to wetherspoons
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me in my bedroom alone playing my songs
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i dont have a checklist of things i was able to achieve in 2018 but i survived even when all i wanted was to not be here & that is more than enough
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peep this
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as an apple music user the past 24 hours have been very difficult
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thats like a violation!!! thats very MUGGY! thats like a statement saying you’re a prick im not going to let someone take me for a prick no wheyyyy #loveisland
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these small conscientious acts serve a big purpose & make all of our lives easier. i wish it was more common to think about other people these days.
@HotForMoot
Riley Read-Only
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The people who think it’s rude to go into a sandwich shop 5 minutes before closing are the same people who think it’s rude to recline your seat on an airplane. They’re overly conscientious to the point where they’re making their own lives worse for no legitimate reason
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dl guy asked me how long i’ve been gay for sksk i said since about 5 years old he said ‘rahhhhh’ and legit almost crashed the car💀’man’s only been on this gay ting since last year still’
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one of the worst nights of my life
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imagine stealing wealth from almost every part of the planet & living like this lmaooo
@RichardBurgon
Richard Burgon MP
4 years
It's a complete disgrace that - in the sixth largest economy on earth - NHS frontline health workers are having to make their own personal protective equipment out of waste bags and skiing goggles. When will the Government sort this out?
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let the hunger games begin
@Sarah_EmilyP
Sarah Packer
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EXCLUSIVE FINALLY Ovie Soko and India Reynolds confirm they’ve split... after weeks of not seeing each other or being pictured. Ovie’s a single man once again!
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@Rude_Astrology *giggles in leo rising*
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one of the most upsetting things to happen to me was hearing so much about the racial problems in poland but still visiting trying to be open minded only to be harassed by neo nazi’s on a bus for hours
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it's upsetting me and my homegirl
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being black is having to search what the racism is like in the countries you want to visit.
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@GaryBarlow pay your taxes
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anybody else feel completely out of it??
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i just fell over in front of a group of hot gay men in costa & now im wondering why my father wasnt sensible enough to have just used a condom
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this is the wholesome content you should all start your day with
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*whispers* its okay to cry
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break up with your girlfriend, she likes transphobic tweets & thinks we cant see it
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so they really walked down romford high street & shouted who wants to join love island #loveisland
@ITVX
ITVX
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SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW ISLANDERS... Harley, Greg and India 😍 @LoveIsland #LoveIsland
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next he should surrender his family’s wealth
@guardian
The Guardian
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Prince Philip surrenders his driving licence
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my good sis is a talented innovator i hope she’s having a marvellous day
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literally the one year where i wasn’t depressed was when i was in love & financially comfortable almost like material conditions count for something huh
@collnsmith
personal anatomical
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It's weird how having a good relationship and disposable income made my clinical depression go away
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this actually tends to happen to dead bodies
@gossini80
tony goss
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@AldiUK can you explain to me, why a chicken we purchased from your store @Aldi #thetford that clearly states Boxing Day as the use by date, is absolutely rancid? It’s turned green and the smell of ammonia has gone through the house.Merry Christmas! #ruinedchristmas
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after months of research & getting headaches from thinkin about things that feel beyond me im finally wrapping up my art essay about the AIDS crisis, queer techno spaces & queer time & i (think) ive written something rly beautiful im so happy !
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yeah im definitely a bad vibes person bc i’d want to tell the woman crying to do it quietly
@AudreyMilian
amilianna.
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Na I would’ve started to cry 😭😭😭😭
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@khalnero woww so who is this please
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i can practically hear the n word running through the girl with the blue headpiece’s mind💀
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if there ever was a time its fucking now?!
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
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'Now is not the time to discuss pay rise for nurses', says health secretary
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using only food, where did you grow up?
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@TadeuszGiczan
Tadeusz Giczan
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Using only food, where did you grow up?
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always this lot. where are the community leaders?!
@Urban_Pictures
Urban Pictures
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Brutal end to Atherstone Ball Game 2023. The last half an hour of the Pancake Day tradition saw punches thrown & a betting shop damaged as teams battled to gain control of an oversized ball.
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lol some river island suit essex lad just tried to trip me up on purpose so i stepped on his foot with FORCE & he fell on the floor 💁🏿‍♀️
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i do feel serious sadness for people who have gone on a political journey that has led them to believe that to be anywhere near normal or acceptable behaviour towards total strangers. in their head they honestly think they are the good person :////
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i’ve been to a random afters exactly like this
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if nobody stepped forward for me i’d jump into the pool & never come back up #LoveIsland
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i tucked my septum piercing in watching this
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wish i could just download a language into my head
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my goodness ovie really could destroy me anytime anywhere #loveisland
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he’s doing the guardian journalist pose #loveisland
@inthestyleUK
In The Style
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Greg in his rugby kit...you’re welcome #loveisland
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this very specific brand of cheap low quality coke sniffing ryanair flight hopping shit haircut dull banter generic boy needs to leave people alone who are actually having fun & stick to their shitty standing side to side tech house parties
@OJT111
OT
2 years
What in the fuck have I just watched, fellas dancing topless with balaclavas on to shit techno played by another freak with his top off, E1 needs nuking now
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i thought londoners had a talent for minding their own business but this is really a whole other level
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lmaooo i wanted to do this but the first selfie is of me making out with a boy in the club whilst takin a pic of us in the mirror i need to be put down
@alliemichelle95
Allie Michelle
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Let’s try this! Post a pic of the first selfie on your phone and the most recent one. I’ll start.
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@JackDunc1 it’s so incredibly disingenuous to suggest that making reasonable political demands to london pride around their transparency & funding is even remotely the same as right wing homophobia & transphobia!
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if he enjoyed pe in school then he probably isnt the one for me
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i think i may have peaked at 13 years old when rumours were spread throughout my school that i was in the illuminati & had gay sex rituals at the weekend
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a boy from tinders ass, then his homemade vegetable lasagne
@guardian
The Guardian
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The best thing I ate in 2018
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decolonising *insert topic* a discussion led by two white men wearing arket shirts & a white woman with a fitzcarraldo editions tote bag
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the sky in east london is orange???
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