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random stuff from glorious Helvetia. Kancolle, idol & fun free zone! Playing FFXIV on Lich. lots of 🔞RTが多い/スイスの時計屋/銃砲の収集家/趣味は射撃とアニメと漫画
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my tweet number 10'000 is dedicated to mai waifu Noël again
♥~ ma jolie femme ~♥
http://t.co/Bt8qS5LsU7
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The 30-50 feral hogs guy remains the most vindicated person on this app
‘We’re not gonna barbecue our way out of this’: Wild pigs, conquering all Florida counties, are now taking over the U.S.
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Every time, lol
>Kronstadt "Rebellion"
>soviet naval infantry that participated in the Russian Revolution
>credited as one of the big reasons the revolution won
>Kronstadt's notice all the promises the communists made aren't happening
>send an organized letter complaining
>the communists send
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Welcome home darling 💕
Do you want to take a bath, have dinner or perhaps~...
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> every citizen is issued a repro Springfield once they turn 16
"Super-Earth is ackshually... le evil!" mf'ers btfo forever
Never forget the fact the original Helldivers game had a literal WW1 vintage Springfield 1903 bolt-action rifle still in service with Super Earth Federation military as a ceremonial rifle and can even be equipped ingame as part of a Helldiver's weapon loadout.
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Oh swamp Germans, with your silly made up language
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@ReviewsPossum
Counter argument: imagine a bunch of inquisitors flying in with helicopter lightsabers, carrying DLT-19 heavy blasters to lay down some covering fire, while a Jizz cover of 'Fortunate Son' is blasting
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why the Signalis drama and gatekeeping attempts over the last few days is stupid:
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We're so back!
DNA results of Takabuti, the famous 2,600 year old ancient Egyptian mummy on display at the Ulster Museum, show that her DNA is more genetically similar to Europeans rather than modern Egyptian populations. DNA results Published in Nature Communications:
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@LilithLovett
"Why yes, I am perfectly aware of the shortcomings of the Ukrainian government. I still support them in their right to defend themselves against a violent invasion"
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The Girls und Panzer posting will continue until German sausage expor, error, morale improves 🗿
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Signalistwt when someone shows interest in the setting & world building beyond "lol, lesbians, lmao"
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looks like Dutch newspaper "de Volkskrant" used the 'happy Negev' meme picture for an article called "the new antisemitism/how the alt-right spreads antisemitism online"
well, there goes the global server I guess, lol
#GirlsFrontline
#ドールズフロントライン #少女前線
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> guys
😏
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@VTuberCringe
> pedophilia is when adult woman with giant tiddies
Is this Jason Schreier's alt account?
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@baalbuddy
😂
Gotta include the big tiddy bimbo Testament from a previous request with this one, lmao
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- qt freckles
- thighs + mesh harness top combo
- compact bullpub (imagine)
- massive tiddies
Need OTs-14 Groza gf 😩😩😩
Nice to see Elle back in action too now in Upotte.
Redesign looks pretty qt
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@_Darthsoldier_
I remain convinced that this movie is just the director embezzling funds for Gucci larp gear for himself and his goons
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@LilithLovett
Imagine trying to paint a rural himbo enjoying the culture shock as a bigot, smh 😔
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Poor JP bros gonna be very confused about the whole goblin Matsuri thing, 草
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There is a non zero chance that future milsurp collectors will use waifu stickers as an identifying tool besides stamping marks 😂
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The GATE author went with the premise of this movie and MASSIVELY improved upon it by adding monster girl tiddies and a giant axe wielding goth loli 🗿
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There's also a Saudi prince who's a turbo weeb and funded the Dota 2 anime
A silver lining of our digital age is that you can ask a Habsburg his thoughts on anime girls
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what
> iPads be no lover than 97%
fucking w h a t !?
I know there's plenty of 'apple vs android battery life' maymays out there, but come the fuck on now...
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lol, lmao
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Also thanks to all my Ameribros for always celebrating birthdays together 😘
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Men, what's stopping you from dressing like this?
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"you will use the café to relax and socialise instead of wageslaving for your corpo overlords, and you will be happy"
The difference between European and American cafes is so stark
In Europe many don't allow laptops anymore
In America they usually do and people are working on something cool!
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Everyone shut the fuck up, eggplant-man drew the VSS & AS-VAL twins as goth lolis
Also look how much of a shortstack Groza is compared to most of the other girls, hot damn
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erry time...
“Peak”, in this context, is one of those terms that has a very specific meaning in anti-trans circles but means absolutely nothing to anyone else. If anything, it sounds slightly unpleasant, like some sort of euphemism.
“Guys, I’ve just peaked.”
“Too much information, mate.”
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@Cheekie_
@lextorias
Special shout-out to eggplantman-sensei for making his Upotte h-doujinshi canon to the series 🤣
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the endless circle of crying that there's no permanent repository for nuclear waste, while also immediately opposing every possible repository site
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Everyone stand for the national anthem 🫡
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@LilithLovett
Based and NATOWAVE pilled
Also what is it with anti-western propaganda constantly backfiring? (Especially the stuff from that one Chinese dude)
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Even works during senate hearings
🔪👂💪😤
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The absolute state of zigger cope
In order to make the captured Leopard-2A6 tank look humiliated in the Russian Federation they broke its cannon and stabilizer drive.
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@CenturiiC
Playing a 24 man raid with all player effects turned on really do feel like that (bonus points for red mage LB3)
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Tourist moment
There's a metric shitton of mangaka that started out with or are still drawing porn. Heck, one of my favorite manga has multiple CANON ero doujinshi spin-offs with the heroine getting gang banged in one of them (based eggplant-man)
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I just remembered that my anniversary edition CZ 75 is extra valuable since I got the meme number
Nice 😏
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Nice to see Elle back in action too now in Upotte.
Redesign looks pretty qt
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>KyoAni doesn't sexualise their characters you said
>they won't add additional fanservice to the BDs you said
http://t.co/GwnbbmJYyt
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Tourist running the bot account says what?
Can't believe I have to drop my millionth statement about weird people following this account but randomized tweets by the bot about Illya or random characters does not invite anyone to make... weird jokes about lolicon or cunny in the replies Or in the quotes
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"The perfect woman doesn't exi-"
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@DrunkRembrancer
"You want female space marines for inclusive identity politics.
I want female spehs muhreens because I'm horny.
We are not the same"
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@WeaponOutfitter
Government: "please consider taking cold showers and reducing your room temperature to help in the current energy crisis"
= fuck you, government, REEEE!
Roman statue acc: "take cold showers and reduce room temperature for hyperborean freezemaxxing ligmamale grindset"
= Genius!!!
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The 'stranger in a white van' scare and it's consequences have been a disaster for North American parenting
(At least I know the last one won his lawsuit eventually, but still...)
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I regret to inform you that tech-bros have invented the roundabout
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