John Titor (I)
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Rube Goldberg Ontology (Neurotic-maxxed) trying to figure it all out | (follows you) | "xitter's most evil poster" | 𓃻𓃾𓆓𓏲𓆓. 𓌙𓁶𓌙 𓀠𓂧 𓉗𓇯 𓌅𓃾 𓂋𓃾𓌓 𓇯
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@ThanksThoth
yeah if this is you then you're the glue that holds these people together and they probably love you
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twitter is basically a diary that nobody cares about but if you keep it for 4 years all the sudden 1400 freaks show up and start obsessing over you
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NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!!! I AM TRULY ALONE IN MY MELANCHOLY SOLITUDE!!!!! IT'S ALL SO TIRESOME... LAUGHED OUT OF THE FUNCTION AGAIN...
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@ptrschmdtnlsn
I think it's the browser's fault. Every piece of software is a bloated webtech monolith that does everything. I don't think this paradigm will last because it is ridiculous. I know it's hand-wavey and hard to believe, but I genuinely think that's what's going to happen
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@ChazakielDoremi
The use is you can run bittorrent all day and your ISP won't send you angry letters over it
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all these new "cracked programmer anons" won't shut up about neovim. i'm going to switch to Emacs to be different
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@yacineMTB
i did this at my job in a publicly traded conpany and now trhey're on my ass about "socks compliance" like buddy i'm wearing em!
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@OldPersonOnline
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this guy made a shitcoin to fund surgery for his fucked up leg and it's up 10x since the last time i saw it
@thatdudesleg
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@vanillaopinions
isn't the global south exactly who would get flooded and scalded if we all had AC though
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@twinkdefcon
it has that panopticon effect on power-users but it's even worse for lurkers (who make up what, 90% of the internet?) and become faceless observers of this whacked-out mileu but without any of the interaction
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@laserboat999
look, there are just some synchronicities at play here. patterns are being noticed. its an intellectual thing
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@AndyMasley
I like to use the Nate Silver index to measure how funny something will be. If people are mad at Nate Silver, whatever's about to happen will be really funny
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@PopulismUpdates
even crazier is the former soviet town of Pyramiden which is also on the island. really good wikipedia reading
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@telmudic
I've been hearing theories like this literally all day lol it has definitely crossed peoples minds
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@thechosenberg
billionaires are probably the most antiwork people out there if we're being honest
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@SAMOYEDWAVE
in junior year of high school a friend and i live-booted fedora on a computer lab computer and they called IT and kicked us out. we were sitting there generating dwarf fortress worlds
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@thecaptain_nemo
no, it makes perfect sense. it's what happens when you get too good at avoiding hardship
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(looking at a chicken standing on the side of the road)
He has the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST THING EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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i like to follow people with "bad aura" because they tend to evolve faster
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@tszzl
nice try. actually, the country is run almost entirely by completely unpredictable second order downstream effects from things people did 100 years ago!!
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It looks like he got away. Maybe next time
Wait is trump actually gonna get arrested hahaha I thought it was all talk again. Tomorrow is gonna be so funny
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@lookoutitsbbear
you know what, i'll say it. you're a hero. you picked exactly the right response to an impossible task
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@liz_love_lace
that was my first reaction and my second reaction was oh this is the type of guy who would come up with that
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@twinkdefcon
dudes be out here replacing their biological impulse for social activity with 7-hour youtube video essays on speedrunning
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mexican hulk
Name an international version of a superhero you'd like to see. I'll go first: Croatian Iron Man
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i'm the only one in the theatre 💀
megalopolis is probably the first movie i will ever see by myself in theatres. usually i can drag someone along but no dice lol
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@ggreenwald
That's not enough. We should be drone-striking the unvaccinated. Refusing should be seen as no less than an act of terrorism. 💅
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This tweet will age extremely well
Gordon Moore has died. Moore's Law to be enforced by Alan Moore. Amount of magic in the world now doubling every 18 months
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@LeclercforPrez
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don't worry bro i am in upstate new york which looks exactly the same
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funniest dystopia ever
so a couple days ago i made a shitpost about tipping chatgpt, and someone replied "huh would this actually help performance"
so i decided to test it and IT ACTUALLY WORKS WTF
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surprised nobody's brought this up with all the IQposting lately
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@bryancsk
i think Mozilla exists because Google wants it to. that certainly will not change if their industry exit makes them a browser monopoly too
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also, "porn" isn't a real thing. you made that up to scare people
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