Chilavert (GK) #67
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I support Man utd, fan of high intensity football, cm/football manager series, coffee, whisk(e)y, combat sports, music and dogs. José Luis Chilavert fan. #生きる
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Joined January 2019
@brmdlucas he's doing what pogba couldn't do, nor lingard as example. they talked alot, danced alot. he stayed quiet, kept grinding got a chance to shut us up. got nothing but respect for that.
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@Ishaq_UTD @Independent it definitely works like that if ur a 100% fullblood bull like me, they just sit on my lap and they get impregnated. it ain't a easy life though, got about about 32 kids, true story.
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Rashford is better than Nani. Y’all mfr didn’t live through Nani. Berbatov and Nani stunk most of the time. There I said it. Chicharito as well.
I came from the era where this guy was regarded as mid and people expect me to accept Rashford and Garnarcho? Tuehh!!.
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@SS1111UUUU you need "pacey cb's" like inigo martinez and cubarsi to play a high line like barca, we can't do that with martinez and de ligt. we got to give the gaffer some time bro, we can't keep possession like southampton either because of the players, these darn players.😡😡😡.
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@kieranstyles5 he didn't get eyecontact with you so you made this post you lil bitch? should he be on his knees for you as well?
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@UnitedStandMUFC @ZS_Voetbal While Rafael van der vaart goes home to beat his wife. Mate better check himself.
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I'm hearing rumors from sources close to the club the reason why Mark goldbridge hates bruno so much now, mark wanted to do a sitdown with bruno like he did with rasmus and was respectfully decline, he also heard one of the main guys joking to rasmus about the interview was bruno.
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So Bruno covers the most distance, rashy’s 2nd most, rashy makes the most sprints (not surprising he’s up there every season) and Bruno the 2nd most. So they’re 2 of the hardest working ones and the 2 who contributes the most goals and assists. 2 of man utd’s most hated.
Rashford lazy 😡😡😡. For real, I bet Rashford got the most sprints as well.
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@UtdEIIis alonso killed someone drunk driving, captain troy deeney beat up students outside a bare and got 10+ months and served 3 months behind bars. but maguire defending his family is where we draw the line. cancel culture nowadays makes me sick. he's a fantastic captain and a leader.
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@PhillipMyCup69 @domeafavour_16 @brmdlucas he amassed a sensational less minutes than garnacho overall for man utd.
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@kieranstyles5 he did it as soon as he came off and walked past the fans, it's a several seconds clip, no i was in norway watching him go off and clapping the fans on tv, u was there and you said he didn't clap. you a proper bitch for making ish up btw, wondering if you even was there.
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@UtdDistrict @TimesSport Basically he’d want us to set up like a prime Diego simeone Madrid and just keep it super compact and squeeze the middle and force them out wide and hit them on the counter. I can dig that.
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@bethTmufc It’s because he’s shlt all game, not tracking back at all after losing the ball and Casemiro had to take the run for him.
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@UtdPlug should be looking himself in the mirror and screaming, he was shocking, he was involved in 4-5 goals. worst performance of man utd cb since eric bailly vs sevilla in 16/17.
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Somebody needs to make a highlight of Martinez stepping out to cut in front from the last 2 games, absolute shocking, it’s about 6-8 times he’s stepped up and got ragdolled or been 2 yards off which led to several dangerous moments. Not good enough, this is costing us points.
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@Vintage_Utd @utdreport He might also setup like the Dutch teams do, Ajax especially. 433 but defends in a 4231. U only see the single pivot while the team is in possession in the final 3rd.
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I’m sorry but fuck the fans. We got the dumbest and most reactionary fanbase in football.
Should #MUFC sack EtH, you get the sense that there could be quite a backlash from a sizeable proportion of the club’s supporters.
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@samuelluckhurst man almost needed oxygen and a drip after tangling with mctominay. i was surprised i didn't see the neckbrace come out. Ole's son would never.
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@RealistGlizzy @utdreport @samuelluckhurst Cavani is forced to do the dirty work off the ball because the guy in ur picture is doing feck all off the ball. U literally have cavani to cover for Ronaldo’s flaws and the whole forward line around him having to do extra because Ronaldo doesn’t contribute off the ball.
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@Realist_187 put some respek on jon obi mikel, best nigerian cm/dm that's been in the premier league.
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Garnacho got the arrogance of Ronaldo and ability of Walcott.
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@Realist_187 mans a bigger virus than the glazers are right now. so don't act surprised, mourinho was right about pandemic p.
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@dillon_nav He’s Portuguese and he had a cool goal celebration. Aesthetics rule football twitter.
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We will, one day, get this club back to where it deserves to be. Today was another bad moment in a difficult season but when we still have this shirt to defend we will not give up. 🔴
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brent gave rashford 5, blamed him for 2 goals conceded and didn't mention the assist. gave 5 for rasmus and garnacho got a 6. realize the agenda is real strong.
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@Zaddy_Nomso @AmorimEra_ They most likely respected malacias wishes. It can be a life altering incident physically or psychologically, it ain’t no fun.
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@NRypdal want to let everyone that is not norwegian this is very common for EVERY1 in nor, u see in norway we start drinking BEFORE going out, vorspiel, & we're usually quite drunk when we show up, the reason is this, it's so fukking expensive for a pint then its nachspiel and grandiosa.
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@UtdEIIis Used to think pogba fc was the worst fan base, now I know Ronaldo fc is clearly the worst one, it reeks, jimmy saville would be a proud member of Ronaldo fc.
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@LaPiochey you think martial gets those chances, that's the problem, he'd never be in position for those chances. cavani got those chances due to his movement and positioning.
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@StretfordPaddck shaw been progressing since the 18/19 season when he was player of the year, he's been more fit and had less injuries as well which definitely has helped him, continuity is so important, sure telles has probably pushed him as well but this is mostly due to being fit and himself.
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He yelled. At the same time. Beautiful stuff.
He even brought back the celebration.
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@Ic3Evaa I mean 8 years of martial coming on with the intensity of a geriatric. His best ability is looking like he’s tired.
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@Utd_Analytics @connorc____ you heard anything about rashford wanting to leave or making any commotion in the dressing room?.
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@nocontextfm1 this mfr ain't doing nothing but recovery and rest days between games. no way he can play like that too often.
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@brmdlucas the same club that threw him away ? he never got a fair shot. he never did anything wrong, he was a true professional.
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@bethTmufc you get no empathy points when you’re involved in a channel that’s forcing narratives, lies and exaggerations towards certain players.
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@UnitedStandMUFC good for them. lukaku wanted out from here and he wasn't motivated. young wanted more play time and sanchez couldn't do it here.
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@rxnpixels @markgoldbridge You racist prick. I hope Antony sees you on the phone messaging Beth!.
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@ManUnitedZone_ @EmiratesFACup I heard Tony martial needed his ventilator after just watching that Wout Wout sprint😭.
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@Ishaq_UTD @Independent I ain't got shlt to plug, alls i got is some quick tips to reach level 99. Always do the smell test before going downtown. Eat ur vitamins and say ur prayers. and remember, wu-tang is for the children.
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@DemirbayK @UnitedStandMUFC @sfcc1969 Its ur browser sending recommendations due to ur searches mate. It's okay mate. .
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@JoeeLUHG @HarryMaguire93 Like he’d give a f about some teenage twat behind a keyboard. “You get a free pass”?
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@zakshaw15 @ManUnitedZone_ @arilasos fergie did the same thing. he wasn't the coach either, he had specialists in all the areas, like phelan.
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beautiful.
Rafael da Silva gets a big warm hug from Ole Gunnar Solskjaer ❤️. They love @orafa2 at Old Trafford!
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@james_kosta @utdreport There’s 1 thing ole had on him though, ole’s finishing was absolutely on an elite level. Also ole and cavani’s positioning in the box are at a similar standard.
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@UtdChe Ronaldo would get murdered by these kids. If you think rashford is frustrating I'll tell you right now that Ronaldo was just as frustrating. Most of yous think he was world class from the start.
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This guy man, one of the worst accounts on Twitter.
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@LSeffz we've played that formation 15-20 times the last 2 years. "IT'S A STOLEN FORMATION". Like any of these hipsters own it. This the same mf'er who said conte did it better and was attacking, he also compared icardi to tevez. donny is a 6, sabitzer is a 6, kessie is a 6. he waffles.
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@utdreport still was absolutely phenomenal, the passes he had this game was magnificent. that flick to greenwood when we won a throw in, that loong delayed chip for greenwod, the outside foot pass, in the counter for the 2nd rashford goal++++ he was absolutely class, even defensively.
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@Hi71594043 @utdreport Think it was neymars who was jealous off Scotty, u didn’t see neymar fondling scotty?.
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only striker in the premier league with 10+ matches that went 4 months without a non penalty goal as well. standards.
😱 Cristiano Ronaldo was the only player to score more than one hat-trick in the Premier League last season, doing so in back-to-back matches at Old Trafford
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That pass from Mctominay to Ronaldo was absolutely stunning.
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@DrewUTD24 @xn6ii__ @MawuliUtd He can’t carry the ball or defend as well as Mctominay, never mind the aerial aspect of football and the athleticism.
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@Ishaq_UTD @Independent i joke i joke, 99% of the time they won't even look at me, unless i'm choking.
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@gyaigyimii yes, premier league would take a player that's been named in several rape cases this season. have a think.
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@singharjun011 @UnitedStandMUFC You just angry that rashy and cavani benched ur love tony Marshall.
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@UtdDistrict @talkSPORT Mctominay is elite, he was doing this all along. Just chicken and basics.
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He has elite mentality, no doubt about that.
This guy does not give a flying F what people think that’s for sure 😂
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@RonaldoIsmyboi @UtdRyan_ @utdreport @ChrisWheelerDM see, that's the professional standards we need, you shot urself in the face amigo, martial wanted to leave but showed up for pre-season, ur boy went to get botox in his dikk and had his pimp mendes wh0re him out to chelsea and bayern, who both rejected him.
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people won't admit this but are people aware of how many goals and chances we've conceded from casemiro in this phase of play, settled and unsettled? it's quite shocking, i don't know if he's worth it anymore.
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@Realist_187 have you watched koulibaly lately? he's been not great, he's making mistakes, he's been selling himself when trying to break infront/intercept. at 29 he's still at napoli for a reason, his performances lately with his age doesn't justify his price. was a big fan of him.
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@UnitedStandMUFC he played close to 60 games alone this season, more than eric bailly in 3 years. he deserves some extra time off.
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@_SIUUUUUUUUUUU_ He won a free kick in a decent position. When the last time if ever we’ve seen the golden boy sancho do that.
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@ajmufctalk @mufcMPB @AdamCrafton_ We have 3 lw’s better than him and 3 strikers better than him. What’s the point in keeping him?.
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@ManUnitedZone_ That’s all he can say until summer. He defends his players because he know they’re fragile.
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@UtdEIIis but but "we don't create enough for the strikers because we play mcfred who defend magalof and we play a low line" there's no point in signing a better striker because we don't create enough chances for ze striker.
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Mark goldbridge is pretty much the alex jones of the football world, always pushing racism and xenophobia via made up conspiracy theories. @Twitter do your thing.
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@timi_ogundipe @vincenzopansie1 @abz_mcfc @SelecaoTalk Destroys the chances for the team he plays for, wins under 50% of his duels, useless aerially, can’t hit a pass further than 10 yards 9/10 times, no end product, more ball losses than Mctominay, makes more freekicks against. Only reason he has fans is because he’s Brazilian.
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@selfdeclaredref she's pregnant. i see momma bear defending her cubs when the gun was pulled. they tried to leave and that other lady went behind and even hit the car.
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maguire steps up to make musiala go into offside , experience, england finds themselves defending a cross 10 seconds later, maguire there to win a aerial duel.
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@Olimzyk @utdreport we don't have alot of options and a knock is not an injury. you have a bruised leg it hurts but it doesn't stop you from playing if ur the right type.
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@utdreport btw simon wells went to check out bruno 2 weeks ago so you know this is happening, great signings, bruno and rice. both are MILES better than fred and mctominay.
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