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You can see the fear in his eyes. You can hear it in his voice. Every single opinion and piece of analysis he’s shared on Ten Hag is flashing before his eyes. He’s absolutely petrified and it’s beautiful
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This is why the Utd job is the most difficult in club football. ETH’s had a near perfect run since August in terms of on field and off-field decisions. Beats Barcelona and wins a cup final. A week later he’s answering questions about BRUNO FERNANDES’ leadership and character
"I'm really happy that Bruno Fernandes is our captain!" ©️
Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag says everyone 'makes mistakes' and confirms Fernandes will remain as captain if Harry Maguire does not play. 🔴
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De Gea the day after the FA cup final
🚨 David De Gea is waiting for his new contract to be given the final approval from Ten Hag and United before he commits his future
#mufc
#mujournal
[
@mcgrathmike
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That vid of Mctominay dragging Rashford over to the away end to celebrate after he scores is pure class
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You’ve created a debate to shit on a 20 year old lad with 90 mins PL experience
🗣️ “There’s no debate between him and Harry Kane, he’s miles ahead of [Rasmus] Højlund.”
@morrisonclinton
on the debates between Rasmus Højlund and Harry Kane pre-match between Manchester United and Bayern Munich yesterday.
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Once again I’m asking why I’m not allowed to keep the lid to my Fanta bottle at Old Trafford
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Will never be able to fathom how you can be a United fan and dislike him
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Some on here would defend Ronaldo if he killed their mum and Siu’d on her grave
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Romano just saying what Ornstein did a week ago but in an Italian accent
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This is probably what Lingard wanted the fruit loop
Erling Haaland wanted this farewell day with Borussia Dortmund fans at their stadium… and that’s why the deal with Manchester City has been made official this week. 🟡⚫️
#BVB
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Varane OT debut, Sancho full OT debut, Ronaldo’s second debut. My word get me to 11th September right now
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How can it be a dive when there is literal contact? Szobolozlai dived for pool for their penalty last week but there was no reaction like this. This sort of stuff starts off runs of us not being given simple decisions. Like Klopp’s little rant when Ole was here
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Alcoholic pensioner in SAF stand next to me is definitely calling him Hodgeland for the next half a decade
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3 Eddie Howe players
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Both our CB’s ditched the game off for a laugh
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Guy in front of me at OT on Saturday said he’s not sure about Onana and thinks he’s too erratic. Feels we’ll miss De Gea’s calming presence. We sit amongst these people
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Would’ve been 5 PL’s in a row
What's the one refereeing decision that lives rent-free in your head?
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Have listened to every post match and pre match interview/presser from the past week and cannot find this for the life of me. ESPN have had us over
Rangnick believes Solskjaer will have to shoulder some of the blame if Man United miss out on a UCL place this season 👀
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Luckhurst confirming that Ronaldo was on at Jorge Mendes to put pressure on the United board to sack Solskjaer from pretty early on when he returned
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Me after they see my De Gea message
#mufc
have opened a section of their website where fans can send personalised messages to a player of their choice ahead of the Carabao Cup final, with selected messages set to be on show in the changing room pre-match.
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If Malacia clears that ball none of that happens whatsoever they didn’t even look like scoring
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Leave a message of support for our Ole Solskjaer. He needs to know that while the shiny new toy reds on Twitter may not, we still back him and want him to succeed at Manchester United, even while it may look very unlikely at the moment. He deserves to manage our club!🇳🇴
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Shock. Our possession based football was only reserved for the 20th placed team in the league. 19th place was a step too far for us
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Obviously this is just a funny video so only half relevant but remember when Rooney was banned for 2 games including a Manchester derby FA cup semi final for swearing whilst celebrating a goal in front of a camera. Mental stuff when you think about it
wth, my kids are watching Sky Sports, what’s wrong with him?! Disgusting and disgraceful, he should be banned from playing next season.
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Ole did this every year at the Etihad and he got at best a light round of applause. We’re about to have a week long Conte wank session after this
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£7m+GK budget has turned into a loan GK. No Gakpo, no second midfielder, Williams staying as backup RB…
🚨 Manchester United have made an offer to sign Newcastle United goalkeeper Martin Dubravka. Proposal is to take 33yo Slovakia int’l on loan as competition for De Gea. No agreement, talks ongoing
@TheAthleticUK
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Look at Bruno being sensible in possession and not forcing it whilst playing in a proper structure and with other creative outlets around him😲
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Burnley came to Old Trafford, played more football than us, had more possession, completed more passes, well deserved their point. And I come on here and see fans moaning about fucking penalties. And our manager saying we dominated the game🤣🤣
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Imagine refs weren’t corrupt and we beat Sheff utd as we should have. Then Pogba or Fernandes slot one of those chances home vs pool away. Sigh
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‘Well it makes calls and sends messages doesn’t it?’
David De Gea in goal in 2022 is the equivalent of having a Nokia
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Why do people struggle to admit he might just be finished at this level? He’s genuinely embarrassing to watch most of the time and can’t even finish regular chances anymore. It won’t hurt anyone to admit we’d be better off without him
Cristiano Ronaldo is a victim of Manchester United's poor planning |
@samuelluckhurst
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I honestly felt happier at least 10 times during Ole’s reign
Not a single moment from Solskjaer’s reign did a Manchester United fan feel as happy as when we won the Europa League with Jose Mourinho — and if anyone says otherwise they are lying
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The 1 time De Gea decided to sweep is when AWB is fully in control of the situation
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People moaning about our performance in a 1-0 away win vs Wolves like do you know our record vs Wolves?????
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Ole not winning that Europa league final last year is something that will hurt my soul for a very long time
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De Gea stans don’t even have the excuse that Spain’s manager doesn’t know what he’s doing when Enrique is recognised widely as one of the best ITW. Heads must be flying
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Everton hiring Ole and them finishing above us would be fucking hilarious. I would die of laughter. And what a way to go out that would be
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One of the cleanest post Fergie performances we’ve seen and Ten Hag will have to answer majority Ronaldo questions yet again
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Ole is unreal for getting 2nd and 3rd without giving the players instructions. Better than we can ever comprehend.
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Imagine if Maguire had right hooked a phone out of some kids hand walking off. This app and social media in general would’ve blown up into a million pieces
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People hate Fred and Mctominay for not being good enough on the ball but want Zakaria and Haidara to come and play instead of them. Shiny new toy syndrome is dangerous
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How does Erik Ten hag, the blandest most uncharismatic man in football history have this sort of emotional chokehold on people? INEOS have said nothing. Zilch. Probably to their detriment. If you think they’ve purposely leaked this 24 hours before a cup final you’re mad
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Essentially:
Why can’t you play Ajax way here?
Because I need players. (Has signed 8 players permanently at a cost of £400m)
Then Neville lets him off the hook by bringing up FdJ so he gladly takes that route out of the question. Car crash of a clip.
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Sir Davo Moyes dropping Maguire in there as someone to learn from but PleasingPogba calls him a fridge 12 times a day to his 115 followers
🗣 "I've said many times, he should look at Harry Kane, Harry Maguire and take as much from them as he can."
David Moyes believes Declan Rice is a future England captain and calls him an impressive young man
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Wayne Rooney would’ve tweeted this word for word back in the day
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Benni Mccarthy up front tomorrow
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Ten Hag when Ashworth and Mitchell refuse to get him Pierre Van Hoojdonk and Ricky van wolfswinkel with a cut for SEG
🎙️ | Ten Hag on INEOS meeting:
"Very positive. We had a long meeting, many hours we sit together. On many issues, we are on the same page. It was very positive, I think, on both sides. It was a very constructive meeting. They have good ideas."
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Exactly. Almost as if Ole utilised our qualities and set us up in a structure which enabled our individual brilliance to flourish. We can barely get near enough to the goal to allow Bruno to bang one into the top corner these days
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Stick a nuclear missile into that far post and Diogo Dalot will head it away from danger my fucking word
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Goldbridge doesn’t want either Poch or Ten Hag btw. Presume he’s waiting to see which one we appoint so he can say he wanted the other
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Delivered the worst season in our entire premier league history and gets a contract extension. Fair fucking play🤣
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Our no.9 Martial
🗣 Erik ten Hag: “We had a good basic pre-season, but then our No.9 Martial was injured and Ronny not fit. The 'six' in holding midfield is not there. First game, we had two in defence who had never played with each other and the goalkeeper was also not the best in this period.”
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I present to you the most Goldbridge video you’re ever likely to see
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One of the clearest examples of gaslighting a fanbase you’re ever likely to see. Irony also off the charts in this one
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The fact Bruno runs his own social media accounts makes him 10x better as a player
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Dean Jones saying Atletico want €50m for Saul Niguez and United have wanted him for years so could see this as an opportunity signing like Varane was. Pogba likely to stay so the CM signing has to fit within our budget and make sense financially and be quite a sensible purchase
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How anyone can like him is beyond me
🚨🎙️ | Erik ten Hag:
"
#mufc
have told me that they spoke with Tuchel, but they eventually came to the conclusion that they already have the best manager." [via
@TheEuropeanLad
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@richie_royale
@NathanFirth_147
@UtdDistrict
@David_Ornstein
You are aware of what Utd district do? They are aggregating the news that Romano himself posted. That isn’t their info as you can see in the brackets tagging the source
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This is somebody who isn’t able to coach an attack, not somebody who’s suffering with injuries or strikers missing chances
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Maguire has gone from playing for Sheffield United, to Hull, to Leicester, playing in a World Cup for England, then to United, becoming United captain and then helping England to a Euros final. I think our Harry has done alright for himself so far my pal
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Not even close. A young kid who came and smashed it, narcissistic manager who replaced him with a 400k p/w flop mid season for no reason whatsoever. Brilliant under Ole until his body let him down
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Just remembered ETH choosing Evans over Varane for that period then people using the CB injuries as an excuse for our terrible season. He didn’t even want to play Varane at the time🤣🤣
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All because Gary Neville in commentary made up some random stuff about him demanding to be subbed despite no evidence whatsoever. Crazy
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Whitwell saying on the athletic podcast that the board were very impressed with the new system chosen by Ole for the Spurs game and personally praised his coaching staff after the game. Ole, Ferguson, Charlton and Irwin all enjoyed a post match meal together to celebrate the win
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So they’ve admitted the Ole sack video was ‘pre-recorded in case it happened’. If you watch the video Romano clearly states the decision was ‘taken in the last few hours’ after ‘meetings between the board’. How does this waffler survive this. They’ve basically admitted to lying
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He had a good season for Manchester United playing regular first team football. Then a good season on loan at a horrid Norwich side who ended up getting relegated. I think he’ll be okay, he’s just a United fan who surprisingly isn’t happy about City being successful. Imagine that
This right here is why Brandon Williams won’t make it as a Championship footballer nevermind a Premier League footballer. The mindset is all wrong
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European lad is trying to begin a social media narrative and you’re all falling for it. He’s been sucking Antony off for weeks and now he’s trying to turn it into ‘look at United paying that for Antony😂😂’. Big club has lots of money and buys your best players. Deal with it.
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‘The Club is determined to put football and performance on the pitch back at the heart of everything we do. Omar’s appointment represents the first step on this journey.’
You’re a weirdo if you’re not slightly giddy
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Rangnick can salvage a dreadful start to his interim period. Make Ronaldo a squad player. Develop a fluid front 3 with Rashford/Elanga/Greenwood/Sancho etc. Get us playing good attacking football ready for the next man
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Obviously there’s nothing we can do as fans and Ten Hag will be the one who lives and dies by these decisions in the end but it’s so painful when we are a few good decisions away from being great again but we continue to do braindead things like this
🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: David de Gea will sign his new
#mufc
contract soon. The final clauses are being discussed. [
@FabrizioRomano
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@UnitedStandMUFC
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