These lines aren’t wrinkles, dear heart, they’re just dollops of paint on a new work of art

@I_amMukhtar @CentralCee123_ Shocker

@ToonMouthTyne I was initially excited about this as I haven’t got myself a home kit yet this season, but since there’s no way I can make it to the final myself I worry it’s a bit “stolen valor”-y of me?

@AlanSmi6927279 @LFCRetro_ @afcjxmes Yeah, big investment needed over summer to show that ambition for sure. Here’s hoping 😅

@AlanSmi6927279 @LFCRetro_ @afcjxmes If they get UCL and a cup, I reckon they could hold onto anyone. I think Bruno is an example of that. Really it’s the last 3 years people should look at over the 20 prior.

@AlanSmi6927279 @LFCRetro_ @afcjxmes What we’re forgetting here is that Newcastle don’t need to sell and have a contract for 3 more years. Who’s to say he’d even want to go? People are considering everything here except the wishes of the player and the club he plays at.

RT @nexta_tv: Danish activists have proposed buying California from the U.S. for $1 trillion The Danish initiative group Denmarkification…

@MRGA1872

@NUFCSpares Man U at home would be delicious

@thereisnobeth I’m British and I do that

@SkySportsPL Usually really rate Niamh’s takes but she’s had a *howler* here

@ToonPolls @ToonMouthTyne This… this is excellent work

@rebekkarnold Yes

RT @CraigHope_DM: "Mikel Arteta, it must be the ball" 🤣🤣🤣

RT @NUFC: The culprit:

RT @ToonPolls: 🎵 Tell me ma, me ma 🎵 #NUFC

AM HAPPY, AM HAPPY AM GAN TO GET ME SUIT *MEASURED*

RT @NUFC: WE WON'T BE HOME FOR TEA

RT @AdamClery: H U M B L E #NUFC