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Thames Water could benefit from a spell of public ownership | opinion
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Hi
@BucksCouncil
can you explain why your Councillor for Chalfont St Giles, Seer Green & Jordans is a homophobe?
He is also Deputy Lead Governor
@OxfordHealthNHS
can you comment please?
@CllrCarlJackson
will you be making a statement and resigning?
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If Corbyn started a new party would you quit your current one and join?
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Iโve voted for the Green Party. Final nail in the coffin for me.
Fuck this racist, genocidal, austerity party.
I HATE them.
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I think the reason there is often an unwarranted negative focus on Corbyn by centrists is because he made them realise they are actually not very progressive and their ideas suck. They didnโt like that.
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Why do the Labour right join the Labour Party? How would Wes Streeting differ to Jeremy Hunt for example? Shouldnโt they just join the tories? I donโt get it
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Youโre all late to the party on Stephen Fry being a piece of shit.
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Today Iโve taken down at least 30 Labour signs from peoples gardens.
Going straight on the bonfire ๐ฅ
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Itโs not about liking or disliking Corbyn by the way.
I like Corbyn, Iโve met him, we got on.
Itโs about getting serious about power, strategy and winning stuff.
He lost us two elections in a row. One with some gains, one with huge net losses.
Time to move on comrades.
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Why this steak look like it about to commit war crimes in Ukraine? ๐ค
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I voted Green and I want my damned money back.
Many people my age will feel the same and wonโt vote for them again.
Itโs despicable to oppose pylons and solar farms. Especially if youโre the damned leader of the party. Ffs ๐คฆ
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Before I say this - I voted for RLB to be leader.
But after Starmer won I actually thought he might keep Corbyn and Mcdonell on in the shadow cabinet - perhaps as ministers for homelessness or international affairs.
Such was the dishonesty of his campaign!
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George Galloway:
โขAnti Trans ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
โขAnti immigration & wants to send back migrants
โขBangs on about โgrooming gangsโ
โขCosies up to anti semites, conservatives and MAGA republicans
โขEndorsed by the BNP & Nick Griffin
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Sorry to be blunt, but opposing the Iraq war does not make you left wing or an ally.
Richard Spencer, Tommy Robinson, the BNP, have all opposed the Iraq war and also oppose โinterventionistโ foreign policy.
They donโt โhave a pointโ and we shouldnโt platform them.
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Wait, he thinks this is a bad thing?
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Could you explain how youโre not the guy in the well?
@Socialistdemmo
@MatthewStadlen
Actually he has a point. Jeremy Corbyn is very wealthy given his home ownership. People with lots of assets have a moral duty to donate e.g. to GiveDirectly
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Surely this is libel? Can
@jeremycorbyn
sue? The BBC have had to clarify that Jeremy Corbyn is not anti semitic and nor is there any evidence whatsoever that he is.
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@johnmcternan
Great. 32,000 dead civilians too late.
Almost as if the left were right and a ceasefire should have happened in November.
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@emilyhewertson
Both have done nothing important and neither deserve the following they have. At least Kim actually started a business though. Whatโs the Queen ever done of her own accord?
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BBC are saying Macron will now seek to work with the Conservatives to pass reforms and the government will now look like a โright wingโ one, not a centrist one. Why do centrists always side with the right against the left?
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@GoldingBF
Itโs definitely racist.
But even if it wasnโt, the pub landlord had them hanging and frequently did racist fb posts about lynching black people and stuff. Naturally, you will agree with this because youโre a racist - but just pointing it out for everyone else!
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@AaronBastani
@George_Osborne
It was a choice he made to not pay them more because ultimately he agrees with low pay despite recognising it is low pay.
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@emilyhewertson
Itโs not our identify though. They donโt define us. Itโs time to end it
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When literal Pasta is too foreign for you. Lmao ๐
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Anyone who even has โsympathyโ for Tommy Robinson should immediately block me.
I donโt want anyone like that following me.
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I have talked friends and family out of voting Labour. Working on my work colleagues next and making some progress.
Iโm very convincing and use my Masters in Politics to back up my arguments ๐
Iโve told people to vote Green
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@johnmcternan
Corbyn was in line with Labour tradition. It was Blair and ilk that introduced alien neo Thatcherite ideology into the party. Weโre supposed to be a democratic socialist party. Not a Thatcherite party.
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So Labour did actually get less votes than Corbyn did when he lost 2017. lol, quite funny really.
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FBPE coping so hard today. Letโs stop the pretending, Stamrer conned you lot as well.
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If someone asks my ideology, Iโm a Burnhamist ๐ซก
I believe in the teachings and practices of Andy Burnham.
Hated by the Labour right โ
Good on UKriane & Palestine โ
Believes in public control & ownership of key services โ
Not anti semetic or cranky โ
Northern โ
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I know itโs seats that count but I still find it funny Starmer managed to get far less votes than Corbyn and decreased labours vote share from 2017, winning by default.
This is objectively true no matter how much it upsets Starmerโs tedious right wing batters
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@AaronBastani
@jeremycorbyn
@IslingtonNorth
After all the National party has done to him I have no idea how he continues going. But fair play, I couldnโt do it. Making things better for people always was more important to him than petty factionalism. Something Lab right will never understand or reciprocate.
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Starmer: *punches baby in the head*
Normal person: Hey, you can't just punch babies in the head
Starmer fan: OK I think we can all agree that getting the tories out right now is a LOT MORE IMPORTANT than this ONE BABY getting punched in the head
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Outside one of the Waters gigs, one of his charming fans is interviewed and ends up agreeing with the Nazis on the Jews ๐
Donโt tell me thereโs not a problem there - some of them are clearly anti semites
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@AyoCaesar
But would the media be describing a black baby killer as โan angelโ and wondering how on earth they could be guilty?
Separate point but related of course
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Some of the worst Labour righties gone. Greens second in 45 seats. Starmer vote slashed in half. Near losses for Wes and other foul MPs. Paper thin Labour win.
Canโt complain at that ๐
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@jrc1921
@ayeshahazarika
Labour right oppose the left more than they do the right. This is on brand
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I strongly believe the left could learn a lot of lessons from the right on winning elections.
Be unapologetically bold and design policies for your class interest.
Donโt pander to the other side and endorse their arguments.
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God I fucking hate Keir Starmer. In a weird way and I canโt explain this, but I hate him more than Johnson. Anyone else feel the same?
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The Labour right never make a positive case to former Labour left wingers to vote Labour. They just insult us and then get mad when we say weโll vote against Labour.
What other party insults its own voters? Lib Demโs donโt do this, Greens donโt, even Tories donโt.
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Keir Starmer is against PR. It isnโt happening. Dream on liberals, he hates everything you stand for.
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Which PM is the most responsible for our national decline?
Tony Blair
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Rishi Sunak
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@AaronBastani
@Keir_Starmer
says the human rights organisations are all wrong about Israel. He probably thinks this is fine.
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Swear if you take away the EU flags these Starmer accounts are just plain old tories?
And Starmer doesnโt even support the EU either lol
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Lammy shuts him down saying โthat would be a big socialist interventionโ.
'There are landlords that own 50 properties, there's no need for that!'
This impassioned caller who works as an estate agent suggests we need to restrict property ownership to solve the housing crisis.
@DavidLammy
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Socialism isnโt when stuff is free. Socialism is precisely about workers being paid according to the value they create. How do you put on a huge event like this and not charge? Presumably youโd have all the staff, security etc work for free?
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Ah great. Iโm now seeing many โsocialistโ accounts defending Tommy Robinson, thinking heโs had a โre-thinkโ. Well done ๐ ๐ ๐คก
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@lukeakehurst
@GdnPolitics
Youโre a lobbyist for a rogue state accused of genocide and with pending arrest warrants out for its leader.
Worse than the average Tory
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The secrecy around the Queens death is odd. What did she die of? When exactly did she die and when did the BBC know? Why werenโt we told any of this? And whatโs really in that coffin?
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Left twitter, who should replace Keir Starmer after the next election?
Andy Burnham
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Barry Gardiner
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Iโve seen no evidence to suggest that Forde is anything but impartial. Thereโs a reason Starmer picked him - because heโs not โfrom the leftโ or some kind of โPalestine activistโ.
Starmer was probably expecting him to not find anything! But he did
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I mean it is similar to admitting youโre a Neo Nazi so Iโm not surprised
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I duno why the Lab right love the whole โworst defeat since 1935โ thing?
Because 1935 wasnโt really a defeat it was the Labour Party advancing toward government from nothing 20 years before. Just 10 years later and they form the most radical government in history.
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@cathynewman
@Keir_Starmer
@Channel4News
@UKLabour
He lied. Please donโt dress it up as โwooingโ Cathy. This is straight gas lighting us
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@RookEldritch
@BucksCouncil
@OxfordHealthNHS
@CllrCarlJackson
I trust the council will be making a statement
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Centrist politics summarised:
โขAnti worker, pro elite and wealthy policies
โขBrutal authoritarian police crackdown on protestors
โขCompetition with the far right on being reactionary toward Muslims
โขZero progressive policies or hope.
Thatโs modern centrism for you
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Keir Starmer should resign immediately. Iโm so angry about this
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Absolutely agree with this! ๐ฌ๐ง
Kids must be taught about the brutal role in colonialism and slavery. Kids should grow up ashamed of what Britain did
It would teach some humility to the next generation, and avoid self righteous decisions like Brexit!
Brits were the bad guys ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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I support Steve Brays right to an annoying protest. Everyone should
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@lukeakehurst
Thanks Luke. Iโll be emailing them asking them to support BDS. Iโll be telling my friends and family to as well.
Cheers for flagging - very helpful
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Hi
@REWearmouth
youโre genuinely one of the best journos in the MSM, had some great scoops!
So I was wondering when we can look forward to your article on Forde and Labourโs response to his report? ๐
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If we learn no lessons from the Corbyn years and just martyr the guy then weโll make all the same mistakes next time. Many mistakes were made, here are what I think are the biggest ones:
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@lukeakehurst
Your party is offering a 5% cut on VAT worth about ยฃ100-ยฃ150 max per year. Surely this criticism applies to Labour as well as the tories? Where is your plan?
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The only thing separating the wealthy from the desperate is luck. Thatโs it. Be kind
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Iโve decided to end my brief flirtation with the Green Party, due to their pathetic pandering to conservative NIMBYs.
We need to get Britain building. ๐ทโโ๏ธ
Build over NIMBYs gardens and send them to Russia if they donโt like it.
Iโm out ๐
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@MikeGapes
So what youโre saying is lying and cheating is fine so long as my side does it but itโs not fine when the tories do it?
Have I got that right?
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Iโm starting to understand Keir Starmerโs core fan base, the ones who are really invested.
Essentially they believe in nothing. They think the 2012 olympics was a high point of society and want to return to it. They donโt want to rock the boat.
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Heating is now woke. Itโs happened. This all ties into the wartime mentality. The issue is most of these 60 year olds werenโt even born during the war let alone lived through it. Itโs all very silly
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@DPJHodges
Difference is White man Corbyn from London would have made life better for black people, but a black Tory will probably make life worse for black people. I thought you arenโt for identity politics Dan, why does their race matter anyway?
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She did a racism and now sheโs the real victim. Got it
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@MattThomson72
People donโt pay for these. The party puts our hopes and dreams into a wood chipper, and then a compressor and makes them. They then rub some paper on Luke Alehurst to get the red and job done.
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Like this tweet and I will tell you how Keir Starmer loses your vote in the 2024 general election ๐ณ๏ธ
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But your boyfriend is a Nazi tho
@BramhamAlex
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LGBT Labour out campaigning for Keith
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All that would happen is youโd get less working class MPs and more like Sunak who donโt need the ยฃ80k salary because theyโre rich already.
Silly post, sorry.
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Iโm always surprised at Keir Starmer fans who are under 40 and donโt own a property.
Like, what is it that he says heโll do for you that you like?
Heโs ruled out axing uni fees, ruled out taxing the wealthy, isnโt interested in borrowing to invest.
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