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When Prince was on Twitter, he'd occasionally share YouTube videos of music by other artists. Here are some of the songs he shared. I've tried to keep the same links but where the videos are no longer available, I've replaced the links.*
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@ConsciousFilth That boy broke some physics laws didn’t he😂🤣
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@PhattyPatty08 @yosoyguapojr Or one with this type of door 😂
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@CymoneAnne @teadiorr Nah, then they would have look in the mirror and make some changes.
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@BornAKang Like your walls😂😂😂😂
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@ceosonson Do all of that with no hand washing and handling a cell phone 😂🤣😆
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@GEOFF_ZONES @slightwright Lookout here come Altima Twitter 😂😂😂😂
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@MrGee54 You know what granny thinking about 😂
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@MANlTHEDON Ain’t no doctor going to tell you to drink your pee. It contains toxins your body is getting rid of. It contains salts your body doesn’t need. Contains other wastes harmful to the body.
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@ZerlinaMaxwell @davyd18 Why is he so angry at an African Country? What did they do to him?
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@TheTownMag1 She act like somebody woke her up and made her do this.
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@TheRealDrePapi @SimplyStassi Right!!! $1000 phone asking mama for gas money.
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@RowdyMoosefasa No that’s not her salary, she has a 401k employee and employer contribution retirement account.
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@JAYVERSACE should block his ass, but I'll keep👀for more craziness
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@SeanMcElwee @GinaLuciana Wow 😮 that would wipe a lot of people out in no time. But by the same token it’s pretty grandiose to give that percentage of your income to any thing but securing your needs.
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@OlgaNYC1211 To have counterintelligence involved the implications are staggering.
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@BaddCompani Should get jail time for stealing money from the state ear marked for poor mothers and their babies. If I misappropriated $20 worth of pampers I would be 20 years.
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@ohtherenieshago @Kptnjulgransfot @hulkswag85 The mustache comes and goes as it pleased. Took me out😂😂😂😂
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@upscalebutta Everybody’s so creative 😂🤣😆
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@WowFlashSale This is basically porn for people with a touch of OCD🤣🤣
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@Nissafitt @pfunk1130 Right!!!! and his mother is white, so......
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@gesy411 OMG she’s going to be a scientist, biologist, teacher, doctor something in that arena. Mom should encourage her curiosity it will pay off.
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@NanoJefe @SimplyStassi This tweet smells like poverty and bad financial decisions
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@nique_smoov Who the hell keeps $50,000 in their house? And why?
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@KarlousM Everybody in Mississippi is related.
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Hey I don't know what's happening other than leave Anita Baker alone. I don't really care what the heck's going on don't mess with Ms. Baker.
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@MsFlowersTweets @soulphoodie Who the F$%& let Becky do the Collard Greens,
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@empyreall congratulations
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@LdotAdot This my age group, lol. A BBQ, the Blues and some brown liquor can't be far. Come here Gurl did you brang yo mama?
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She do get it done, it's just that they touch it all the time
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Why the black girl with all white friends hair don’t never be done?
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@bimmerella @starfirst @JohnJHarwood Trump cannot handover Browder, Browder is a UK citizen for the last 10-20 years
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@PoeticJusticeK @DejonNoMustard Otis wanted to marry Patti but he also wanted her to stop singing and be a stay at home wife. Patti dropped the engagement and they broke up
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@InDaCV2 when did it become okay to bring your pets everywhere?
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@Bajandon_7 Oh god how did they make a cartoon of every woman I've ever known
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@MelanyAudrice That’s an oddly specific amount🤣😂😆😂
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@KevinRothrock Russia is not your friend 😂🤣😆😂
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@msnanaaaa_ People been saying this for the last Oh 2000 years it’s not new.
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@Karnythia Mom should have had that talk when the daughter was 16-17 years old or when she first started dating.
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@roo_b_arts @Embers_Tide @danblackroyd We have only been a Country for 242 years not 400.
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@VibeMagazine Some of you youngsters about to find your origin stories😂🤣😆🤣
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@TLProdigy Me waiting for somebody to take the meat out. 🤣😂🤣
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@AmoneyResists it’s absolutely awful that CVS is the only pharmacy left in America since all the other pharmacies were shipped to Ukraine. 🙄
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@Karnythia Both my sons enrolled their kids 4 y. o.s into a Christian kindergarten. After a couple weeks they started coming over telling all the adults they are going to hell. Told my sons they can’t bring their kids to my house as long as they are enrolled in that school.
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@TxxRedd Teach gave her credit for Olaf the snowman but didn’t give little dude credit for Thomas the train, bummer😂🤣
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@MrGee54 Cookie cake? So that’s we calling now? Cool got it.
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I don’t think men understand how liberating feminism truly is and what it can do for your relationship.
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Feminism helped me understand what I really did and did not want in a relationship, as far as traditional gender roles and being a working mother and freelancer. & It also gave me the courage to put my happiness first.
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@Stonekettle Who wants to tell him that the stock market is not the economy?
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@mkraju That’s not congressional approval for in military promotions. Tuberville needs to go back to his mediocre coaching career.
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@kitheguy The comments exposed the ones that don't do brunch.
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@Agojie_ 😂🤣😂🤣
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@docsloosechange They ain’t scared of nothing 😂🤣😂😂
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@VoteDarlene @TheHopsbride “I’m a Christian” is not a qualification Hershy but since you brought it up Rev. Senator Warnock is a Pastor of a Christian Church that has done Christian works. Not allegedly pointed a gun at his own wife. 🙄
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@OkigboXL lil guy is two years old, dang what are they feeding him? He looks like he's big enough to get out and earn that money back, 🤣🤣
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@bannedyoangel Washing down the drrraaaaiiinnnnnnnm!! 😂🤣😂🤣
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@JazJadore It never left
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@empyreall Why is grand ma in your mentions?
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@Tee_AHN_Uhh @LdotAdot black socks and sandals 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Chelsie___ The sad part is she knows why she’s in front.
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Am I the only person that believes Smokey Robinson is really a vampire? Dude still looks 45 years old and that was 65 years ago.
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@nYcDnA @chefkumquat why his bed look like a prison bed? 😂😂😂😂
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@KeneAkers He’s probably never heard the third verse
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@RoyMooresHorse
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I DID NOT CHOOSE THIS LIFE. PLEASE, IF HE WINS HE WILL RIDE ME INTO WASHINGTON AND I AM SCARED OF CARS.
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Ryan Day said something about hanging 100 on Michigan, hell he just escaped getting his own 50 burger 👊🏾😂
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@floridanow1 @Morbidful Obviously this practice is not accepted there hence the arrest and custody.
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@PalmerReport “ He may well believe that God wants him to go to prison.” May His will be done
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Kaine just won the debate, asked six times to defend running mate. Pence can't defend the guy he wants you to vote for. Gamesetmatch
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@7Veritas4 @Jeffreyjds1 I’m not concerned until I see a 7mil vote swing and he’s not going to get those swing states again.
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@SikhProf @KaleJPhoto Call it stereotyping if you will but when I hear Spanish in Florida in the same sentence I’m thinking Cuba or Puerto Rico. Not Mexico and they don’t have to go anywhere.
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@MalcolmNance #SaveDemocracy it's not Dem vs Rep. it's democracy vs autocracy. Trump is the wedge he is the blunt force object that opens the gates. Those that follow and make the full shift to a Russia lead cabal.
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@SpiroAgnewGhost @RaeMargaret61 I read this as. Why would a guilty, guilty, guilty,I fucked up, guilty guilty, guilty, I’m fucked guilty, guilty, so guilty, I couldn’t be more guilty, damn guilty. So sad.
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@insufferabIes @funder Secret Service was at the meeting ask yourself why would they be present. If Jr. Does not get secret service treatment
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@objkshn @JoyAnnReid Most states cosmetology and hair dressers have more training hours than some police
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Folks in Texas voting for a new governor. Change don’t come over night and it’s never come easy.
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@SixBrownChicks Insurance gonna replace everything brand new out of the box. In the meantime you’ll have to figure out how to put your life back together after you finish your time in county.
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@footballguy82 Here just eat some bread baby, now drink some milk. 😂🤷🏾‍♂️😆🤣😂🤣😆
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@lovergworl @MsCandySongz Gonna have to……..every time you sip
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He called HRC such a nasty woman, WTF dude. He cannot control himself. That's some ingrained personality disorder shit
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@BGZA_ @itzwhatevaj0e Motha Fukas !!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 making hard to turn that shit down.
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@xBurtMcGirtx @ericgarland Nah bullies do that shit till they get punched in the mouth metaphorically.
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@karenhunter at this late hour 4 years elected+the previous 70 years tells me it’s all bullshit. He cheated his own family out inheritance. Stopped medical treatment for a dying nephew now he’s going pony up $500bn black folk.
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