Doris
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Entertainment & IP Lawyer| Professional Writer
Nigeria
Joined April 2012
Why is Tife and Sansa Trending when today is Biafra day?? Anyway, to celebrate our history, I wrote for the kids who grew up being too igbo for the south and not igbo enough for the east. Tag all the igbos you know.
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You people don’t even have monogamy money, ofoduzie polygamy. You just want access to multiple women.
“Polygamy is the best for of marriage in Africa, monogamy is not working, we’re just pretending” - Okey Bakasi
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You must remember. One of your influencers said a man must never admit to rape, even if he did it. We remember and you must, too!!.
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This is how to be a girl’s girl’s. Not kikiki-when they’re trying to compliment you by putting other women down. You should never be a safe space for that.
Yeah I don’t think me or one babe from Lagos wants ya x.
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No wonder you people are always doing jail abroad. No single critical thought.
NIGERIANS, if a man beat his wife which clearly is bad why are we clamoring that He gets to lose his job and license? . I need an explanation to this thought process please. 🙏🏾. RT!.
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Just here to say that there’s nothing wrong with being ugly. You’re still entitled to be treated like a human being. Your human rights and activism is not only valid if you’re conventionally attractive. It’s not like your oppressors are all nice to look at, anyway.
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A child born out of wedlock is just that— a child. That you can conceive to call an innocent child such an ugly, horrendous moniker says more about you than the people you judge.
The generation has truly forgotten the meaning of the word “Bastard” because baby mama culture is now so acceptable. A child born to unmarried parents or out of wedlock is a what?.
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She kinda has a point, cos she’ll cook and clean when he visits, then cook and clean when SHE visits. Men dey enjoy fa, cos what do you actually do??.
One of my homeboys in a long distance relationship & his girlfriend told him she’s not going to cook while visiting him, cause she’s a guest. So every time a woman cooks for me I send him pics, he be MAD AF. Lmaooooooooo.
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Exceptions do not make the general rule. Who don make am go think say everybody else lazy. No wam😁.
We need to stop this mentality. I had 3 FT Oil & Gas jobs before leaving Nigeria. Amni, General Electric & Seplat. None were gotten through connection. If you know your stuff, you will get the job.
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“When you marry a monkey for its money, the money will finish; the monkey will remain.” The problem is that we expect people to do poorly after we leave them. If you left for a valid reason, never look back, even if he becomes the president.
2yrs after my friend moved on from her relationship with her ex, he called her and shared his plans about settling down and relocating abroad and asked if she’s interested in relocating with him because according to him, she’s the best lady he has been with. My friend was already.
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Tiri gbosa for those “‘making noise on the internet” 🥳🥳🥳🥳.
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Yet, they didn’t get why we were so mad at those kids in Sista. Because of iPhone, they betrayed their mother. Mtchew.
The reason Kola is behaving like that is because he knows there is no consequence for his action. 20 years from now, he can come back, claim the twins, and blame his misdemeanour on childishness and the family will accept. That's why unforgiving spirit >>>>>>.
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One way to deal with body shaming is to have bad mouth. People know who to try. When they realize you’re not the one or the two, they’ll back off.
I never knew I have 'small ass' until my first year in OAU. My roommates and some friends would taunt me and compare my ass to different flat surfaces. Some people called it flat screen. Others thought flat screen was giving my ass the grace it didn't deserve,.
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Interesting. My own is you people should not pretend your generation is less tribalistic than your parents. Lion no dey born goat. Both you and the person you’re replying are birds of a feather. This is not the flex you think it is.
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I know today is not a work day, but I’ve sent an email to your firm. I’m certain you’ll find both passion and potential in my CV in the area of Entertainment/Intellectual property law. I look forward to a positive response. Please be assured of my highest regards.
I belong to this school of thought actually. Show me passion and potential and you have the job.
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Nigerian Christians are the type to demonize secular music and artists, but fraternize with unscrupulous politicians. Everybody with their acceptable level of hypocrisy 🙂.
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I know it’s all jokes, but the comments and quotes are really sad. Try to respect your vows, let your children not know you for doing rubbish. Spending money you should bring home on bone straight and iphone14. When last did you buy anything for your wife? Take her on a trip?.
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I actually have an essay on misogyny in Afrobeats consumption. Used Ayra Starr as my case study, but you guys are more insane than I thought. So I need to make it a full academic paper. Cos somebody has to document this madness.
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“Blessed is she who believed, for there will be a fulfillment of those things which were told her from the lord” - Luke 1:45
This CTB shoot 🙈 >>>>>>>.
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Only a man can say this lmao. Privilege is blinding hehehe. Was a mother not vilified for taking her baby to creche? Talmbout let children be growing in one corner? Where pls.
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There’s nobody campaigning for this guy that’s normal. Not one.
Jesus! This must be a script. This must be acting. This must be a skit. What’s this disgusting show of shame? Has it gotten to this? How much did Tinubu pay you?. Nigerians over to you! Vote Wisely. Vote Peter Obi.
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@akinkoredeakin It’s sex, my dear. Trust me, they don’t want the responsibilities that come with catering to multiple wives and many kids. They just want sex.
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There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen. Today, I got called to the Nigerian bar��a decade in a week. Thank you Jesus 🙏🏽
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@ChineloNneoma Their daddy don tell them say e no dey attractive again. So, this one don recant.
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@Khaluna3 This actually makes sense. If this is your original idea, trademark it as soon as you can.
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Yes, please. Nothing should take away your humanity. Children are innocent. Do for them all, if you can, don’t leave some wondering why they weren’t chosen. They’re just kids.
Never have I decided to pray transport fare for kids and the first thing running through my head is "I'll pay for boys only". Lol.You people don't see how funny it is, kids who are probably even siblings or friends heading home together.
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Only Fireboy has impressed me so far. Playboy was a solid album. Oh, yeah, Love, Damini too.
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@drobinnapraise Yes, because it’s comical to push for polygamy when you can barely take care of one family, talkless 2 or 4. If you want to do bad thing, be able to fund it. It’s not a human right, you can live without it. No be by force to do, esp with no money.
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Check the product no mean squeeze the bread finish. If you no wan buy, leave am 🙏🏽.
If Rinu is voting for @PeterObi and she feels the need to assess him under the microscope, that should be respected please. When you are buying a product, you do all the checks before you make the payment.
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@aproko_doctor But women have been condemning those videos since morning. Do you people really just look for a reason to scream blue murder? This is unbecoming.
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Took a whole year, but I’m back to return all the glory to God. Finally a lawyer! My heart is full. Thank you Jesus 🥹🥹.
Phase 3 officially begins today. In nine months, I’m either coming home with the Esq appendage or retaking my position as the family black sheep. Either way, a win is a win! 🙏🏽.
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Or what will happen? At one point, you people have to admit that you’re bullying this man, and it’s giving see finish atp. How many times will he answer the same question over and over again? If he doesn’t answer, what will happen? You’ll vote bat? Lmao.
Peter Obi @PeterObi MUST provide the answer on how he is going to tackle police brutality. No ifs or buts about it!.
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@Munachim_ My word to her is that she has not met all the people that will love her in this life. Her options are not limited to these two men. Let them go. 7bn people in the world, baby 🥳🥳.
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The catch is, the person you’re insulting may not see it, but your friends from the tribe you’re insulting are seeing exactly what you think of them. Applies to anybody that denigrates any tribe. Own your bigotry with your chest.
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@TheFunmiOjo The story reads false and sounds like he lifted from that from funny thread of people talking about their neighbors kids hanging out with them.
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@principe_viii If children notice racism at a young age, why does this sound surprising? It’s your privilege sha, you will never experience it, so the concept of people starting early is novel. That’s why men can’t be feminists. You can’t understand an oppression you don’t face.
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@Chinnyb_ They’re about to come and deny it and tell you how their ancestral grandma was a chief and owned communal land.
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It’s always the person wrong that has the moral obligation to be the bigger/mature person. A tale as old as time. You guys will be fine please, cos you can see that someone is hurt, but no, write thesis over their reaction.
At what point will the Range Rover babe ignore these trolls? I also noticed she spent her entire birthday responding to these weirdos….
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People barely change, and like the elders say, you don’t learn left hand in old age. You will suffer, my girl, you’ll just be abroad. Is it worth it?.
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Nobody calls out these incels springing up on the daily, but god forbid you tweet about the systemic oppression women suffer, and it’s “this one hates men.” Omo make i no talk wetin dey my mind, before they send me “????” 💀.
I won’t marry a masculine woman . It’s not sexy or appealing to me to marry a woman I can’t control . You also sound like someone who is looking for rich women to marry so they will feed you . That’s gold digging 💰.
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@Kennie_Jiga This was a beautiful thread, I can see why you easily came first position. Now, to the thread; as an “other”, I appreciate it, but I’ve never seen any loss as “stolen” from me by another. It simply means I wasn’t good enough or it wasn’t time yet. Who won, deserved.
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“I wish that I could have this moment for life”🥹🥹
Nothing like the moment when Hon. Justice Mary U. Peter-Odili said, “you may now put on your wigs” . 🥹🥹🥹🥹.
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Totally obsessed with mayorkun's Up to something. Like whoever the creative director is, you're good. Talent! Ugh!.
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Mind you, Ayra Starr does not have a single song that is vulgar. My girl just sings her happy music about happy stuff, but you brand her the face of ungodliness. No wam! Na when we enter Heaven and you no dey date, we go get problem.
We’ve felt prompted by the Spirit to share this message for weeks. Please, observe these two musicians. They represent the two worlds and systems contending for your life. These individuals are not just singers but missionaries. They use their craft to carry out the mission of
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Sharing this makes me very nervous. Lol. So, please be kind. RT so it gets to others. Cc @Ogechukwunovich @urchilla01 @adaobowo1 @IhuezeMD @Amy_rights @Postsubman @diaryofa9jagirl @AuntyAdaa @jayythedope @MaziIbe_ @kikimordi @TheVolqx @Mbahdeyforyou @RealDreylo
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They were outraged when she married too. I remember taking a newspaper to my literature teacher back in like 2011. He swore nobody would marry Chimamanda. That’s why they mad, cos they need you to die single, to push an agenda.
Chimamanda is one of the most notable feminists of her era. She is married to a man she loves. She did NOT take his last name; she doesn’t go by “Mrs”; and she preaches the gospel of feminism every day. So, if you are shocked that a feminist got married to a man, sorry for you!.
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Someone told me "not all men" today. Then I asked him, why then do you say "Fear women", "Girls are gold diggers"? Where's the "some" you love so much?. Silence. Of course.
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The mentality starts from that saying that women have it easier than men when half the time, it’s people trying to sleep with them.
Bruh this is just sad 😪😪. Why does my gender take the leap to assume a woman’s success is attached to sleeping her way through the top. We need to change this mentality. I can’t imagine my daughter winning in life and some Bimbo saying somewhere that she slept for it.
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@ChineduAdikwu This ain’t it sir, with all due respect. It’s borderline insensitive. You can’t invalidate people’s lived experiences with one exception. The issue is rather systemic.
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All these stories of abuse from people stuck at home with their parents is why you should not ask anyone why they're still on campus. If someone weighed their options and chose an empty school over going home, it should tell you sum esp about minding your business fr.
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@BrightMcCoy Yes. The foundation of polygamy is having money. Lmao, let’s be serious please. It’s not a human right 😂😂.
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@BekaKaima @SamuelOtigba It’s the way you saved his number for me. Love it, same as Alaye, Chairman, etc.
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@K_fitz_00 Any woman that gree for satchet polygamy, anything her eye see, make she collect.
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Saying women don’t have hustling spirit is an insult to the women in the markets and hawking stuff to feed their children. Or maybe it’s you that doesn’t see what women do as hustle cos who in this poverty capital is giving you free money? Bfr pls.
@ulxma Maybe one of the reasons why women aren’t the ones with the reputation of scamming is because most women lacks the “hustling spirit”. Most of us like free/easy money and we know we could easily get this from the other gender without exactly working for it.
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Behind Every ‘Udo Di,’ there are many ‘Udo’ that didn’t, but Onye ka anyi ga akoro?
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@AlvanJenkins @BROWNIE__XX @trybechief_ Bam! Renegotiate, no dey make noise. Cos you signed the contract w/o reading. There’s no sentiment in the court of law. Except you want to start proving duress??.
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@Mochievous When the girl sacrified herself to die because she had nothing to come back to?.
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@theolugbemi @thedoreen__ This is exactly what she tried to say in the last sentence. Her conviction is not a doctrine, it’s for her alone. So, unless you get the same conviction, you shouldn’t be panicking.
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@Ebuka_Eclat @Falilatt_ So me. They call it pride, but to me, it’s taking away the opportunity to disrespect me in that manner again. Just like if you insult me cos of food or sum, do you honestly think I’ll collect anything from you again? I think not.
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Phase 3 officially begins today. In nine months, I’m either coming home with the Esq appendage or retaking my position as the family black sheep. Either way, a win is a win! 🙏🏽.
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@official1_vi_ @Naija_PR Don’t worry, one day, you’ll be able to reciprocate. Life is all about times and seasons.
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This!! It's the little things, covering your shame in public, talking you through heartbreak, making sure you're not at the party drunk and alone. Man, women have always supported women since the beginning of time.
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Bruhhh!!! Na to carry wine go thank @Olamide cos-.
PLAYBOY ALBUM by @fireboydml is the first ever Afrobeats album to hit 230+ million streams on Spotify in 30 seconds 🔥 🚀
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@Daniel_Nduka_ Do you get? If Nigeria has that much potential, they should come home and live it, not this endless capping.
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@Dannichka The first Comment 😩. I rather my man be the pretty one. Please, I need bragging rights. What is she even saying 😩.
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Been applying since 2019!! Finally got accepted into the Harvard CopyrightX program. I’m going to be an Entertainment lawyer and the journey has just begun. Save the date!
Oh my God! This mail i just- . No wayyyyy 😭😭😭.
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This!! Build relationships! Put yourself out there, so people can remember you when opportunities come.
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@coiatee Depends. It can make you turn out just like them or it can show you exactly what you don't want & won't tolerate. The choice is yours, always.
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If she was submissive, she would have kept quiet and ignored or whatever it is good wives do in typical African homes. Y’all must really think meghan out here washing plates and bowing to the queen.
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@TheVunderkind This is how you get exploited 😭😭😭 Please your real family is at home, don't listen to them.
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@__Ullah @principe_viii You make a valid argument, and i may be wrong, but often times, the allies you think are on your side revert to the shelter of their privilege, when it’s convenient. That’s why i said that.
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Was talking to a friend about this today. You will have the stage for 50k wigs, then 70k, then the bone straight and finally, the buss down. Wherever you are in your journey, stay in your struggle. Don’t be in a hurry to skip any stage. Enjoy your process. It builds character.
I also need young babes to understand Life is in stages, don’t be in a hurry please. I know the state of the economy is also not encouraging but just keep striving and working hard. ❤️.
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@LifeOfAls Your friend is me, i just don’t see the need to have all of my business out there. I only tell you what you need to know, in the same way, i don’t even know what’s going on in everyone’s relationship life, if you don’t tell, i won’t even ask.
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I’ve noticed that Nigerians stan very interesting people. Rich people and dictators, y’all lap them up. They can do no wrong.
Why is the world hell bent on cancelling Elon Musk this bad? 😂.
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@Deborahmoses_s “Sometimes I tell myself that I didn’t see or hear well”. “It doesn’t make sense how God will hold you down for the sake of another”. Girl, I want to hug you, from someone that understands exactly what you’re talking about. I don’t have advice to give, wallahi, but you’re seen.
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There’s no false equivalence these people have not drawn to dismiss this conversation, but it’s well. Comparing renting apartment to people losing their identity, change name, change church, conditioned from birth to be wives.
So many men get to an age and decide to rent a 2 bedroom apartment for when they marry. They perhaps don’t even have a babe at that point.
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@Mochievous She literally said the same thing he said. Why is hers being called a flex? Y'all abeg.
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@thequeen_esther Because things women like are beneath them. E.g Tiktok, Kdrama, the list goes on.
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