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28 | speedrunning enthusiast | league of legends enthusiast | meme addict | software developer | F-Zero GX/X/Kirby Air Ride speedrunner | maxed OSRS gamer

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@SilkenWhiskers the fact that it was just shut off right after the movie ended makes me think someone at twitch was watching it and when the movie ended was like "alright time to shut it off now" LOL
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@Touyarokii Self destruct, explosion, memento, mind blown
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@EpicMasterChief most accurate NY post headline
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@Finchinator2 Darkrai getting unbanned to force a sleep ban and subsequently throw amoongus in the trash is so funny
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@JUNlPER @fractalcounty @MrBeast You literally said “the rich are inherently bad, doesn’t matter what you do with it” and mrbeast is, by any definition, extremely rich How is that not calling him bad
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@Sammi_Slammy @joalex79_ @FemboyLifestyle not true actually every woman is a goddess
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@scsgeek @Sandsnake7 @greentexts_bot This is an insane tweet I don’t even know how to respond
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@AlanTheTeemo Fellas is it unreasonable to be annoyed at mega range/kite comps as a relatively immobile fighter tank?
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@Eilallif @NAAAYIL wait this is actually probably 1 of the closest comparisons lol wym
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@VorosTwins When are you visiting twin kissers?
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@JuliaHB1 @StephenKing Personally I’d much prefer that over my trans daughter having to change naked in a room full of cis dudes, yeah
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@Doomdied client already has full access to your computer pre-vanguard 👍 evidenced by the fact that it can install vanguard without needing any more permissions 👍 enjoy your performative few week break 👍
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@batteryheadjoe @shoe0nhead Also, 3 of the 4 people trump is referring to are literally from the US
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@Sliver_Nugget gonna be honest aint no casual player that knows the difference in stat spreads between azelf uxie and mesprit
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@dril I hate Reddit so much
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IM IN SGDQ POG
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@shiftposting This is super fucked, really hope this gets resolved man @GamesDoneQuick you guys really messed up on this one
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@UsingCigarettes What does the first half of this tweet even mean
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO EXCITED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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@Finchinator2 underrated? i thought everyone who played gen 5 loved N. definitely 1 of the best characters in the franchise though yeah
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@GreenTextRepost @Slut4The2A vintage meme, jan 2013 this was right after the song was super popular actually 1 of the best part about 4chan greentexts is the date in all of them, it really serves as a time portal sometimes
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@zanekindly @boss_on_here Truly an all-time glazing performance, one of the worst
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Why is this promoted on my tl
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@DreamLeaf5 They really said do this
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LETS GOOOOOOO
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@kzslol toplaners when they're forced to engage with their opposing champion's mechanics and outplay rather than win lane automatically by counterpicking or buying tank items:
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@hoennbussy no he's right this is absolutely foul work
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@Sageruwu Breaking news: man who has outgrown midgame content unimpressed by midgame content I don’t think midgamers will mind the bit of downtime during/towards the end of specials, they aren’t too dps pilled to feel pain when they lose ticks yet
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@tweetsandboobs Me when my podcast isn’t enough of an echo chamber and I’m forced to experience differing opinions
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@whoreby_parker Bro is closer to a horse, a child could ride him into battle
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@Thunderblunder7 Scarf copycat final gambit blissey has got to be one of the most unholy creations that showdown has ever seen
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So was this posted before or after bitcoin lost 2/3rds of its value
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@lowetze1 Ah yes, medicare for all, that bill that would totally help all those people with that disease we don’t have effective treatment for
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@Finchinator2 I never understand which moves go through sub vs don’t and why
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hey I think i've lost my gamecube game case, which had all my speedrun discs and mem cards with important saves and such. this is a long shot but I don't think i've seen it since SGDQ, is there any chance someone picked it up? it had like 4 mem cards in it. pls RT for awareness
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@Shikaboom Gamers rise up against the injustices of solidarity with victims of a natural disaster
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
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@Devilpiotr1 @LSXYZ9 @k_elieson 14.9 (with giant slayer) vs 14.10 dominiks (loses giant slayer, higher raw stats), example 3item jinx vs various hp+armor combos, and an example 3item renekton in description at the top
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@MattOswaltVA @AndrewYang @daveweigel He literally already responded about the GM workers
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Unions and the @UAW have been a force for worker equity and fair treatment for decades even as our economy has grown more inhuman and punishing. GM should value its workers fairly and compensate them what they deserve.
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@bobqinXD Shamelessly stolen tech from the goat 🙄🙄
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@__femb0t "even javascript can't stop him" is such a raw line
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@RhyledUp It makes sense to me: it didnt make sense for liandrys to be the default burn mage mana item since it’s disproportionately strong vs tanks & theres no reason to auto-give burn mages anti-tank power. By taking mana/cdr off liandrys there was space for a non-%dmg mana ap burn item
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@Thunderblunder7 Nah what the hell is wish parting shot 💀 that’s heinous technology
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@PolybiusArcadia @Drututt unfortunate part for dota is that despite anything auxillary to the game, the game itself is just garbage and polishing a turd only gets you so far
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@waterbasedlube8 @Starluck40 @Finchinator2 This is pretty normal English just with highly specific vocabulary, what’s wrong here
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@Witherarose @ScrappySlowbro moxieboosted played a ton of reg C(?) with wo-chien then brought him on his team to worlds this year with this wo-chien statue on a necklace and got eliminated day 1
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Got a kitty, her name is fireball (probably) and she likes to cuddle :)
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I did the thing
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@CbuttyVGC Why does the description not mention the most important part of the ability lmao
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fucking destroyed all tracks record, 17'29"86 -> 17'14"41 lmao timesave was 26"44 on previous PB too
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Pearstrike on top since they know he doesn’t even have a chance to come out of the race that way 🙄
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@GamesDoneQuick
Games Done Quick 🔜 #FlameFatales
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Quick! Everyone go to the Games List is here!!! Stay tuned for the second submission period open from May 18th-25th and the schedule release on June 2nd 💙 #SGDQ2024
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@bonevoid @vodkadgoat @FemaleBonevoid u could’ve stopped at just “i dont date” tbh
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The spoils of war
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@thechosenberg Stretched width between letters looks so bad with columns this small
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the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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Packed for #AGDQ
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@AlexanderFaes @FalconzLan @Dragdar_ It’s absolutely still a muscle memory thing. Flicks are a consistent speed and relying on that for quick movement is thus consistent. It’s not as bad as ppl say;it has its advantages like being able to flick faster than static mouse speed since you have to move a shorter distance
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@Keyori_ like the opposite of this?
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@c89 Hey that’s me! GDQ policy is masks in event spaces, although you could submit a negative test less than 24hrs before to do your run/commentary without a mask (I meant to but forgot till too late) Also I caught covid, prob from partying and drinking in packed rooms w/o masks
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United at last
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PRIME TIME BABY
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@WeedleTwineedle I can’t help but feel like gen 4 gastrodon sprite made it look a lot bigger than it looks as a modern 3d model That thing looks big and imposing but modern 3d model gastro just looks like baby water slug
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speedrun twitter rn
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LETS GO DUDE WE IN THERE
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. @Bounceyboyy sabotaged my speedrun to just win a fun race against me. This guy is considered respectable? Fuck him dude #SGDQ2017
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@ccmoore105 @dbongino He covered up hush money payments to the pornstar he fucked to save his country? Could u explain that 1 further
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Her first box
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YouTube happened to recommend me this video and everyone please go watch it, it tells several amazing stories about speedrunning and promotes speedrunning in a super positive and healthy light and is pretty much a huge ❤️ to the community, & by someone not part of the community
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Speedrunning Is Awesome, And Here's Why: via @YouTube
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@zac_gaming__ What u fail to consider is that banning ahri is funny so I will continue to do that
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@yolkhighness u and you really emit different energies that I don’t have the eloquence to explain
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@literallysup @DrewPavlou Why do ppl say stuff like this, “this guy is a bad person but his joke about another bad person is funny” is a very reasonable position
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@spoonbender1 @SebGorka drug overdose attempts (the most common type) are only successful 3% of the time, while gun suicide attempts are 90% successful imagine if those other 87% didnt have a gun in their house and lived instead
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why is firefox calling me gay
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@spitefield @jonatanpallesen No way you just said division isn’t a real thing
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If you see this while scrolling, you have been blessed by the Money Croc. Good luck and fortune will come to you, but only if you reply “Thank you, flat fuck”
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No way LOL
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@freetheopps lol jagex accounts literally have case sensitive passwords, and new accounts have to be created as jagex accounts. Only reason you don’t have case sensitive password is bc you haven’t upgraded to one yet (I haven’t either tbf, but I’m not out here complaining about it)
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Did they really need to give her the eyelashes
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@punishedmother Tbh the opposite going from orange county to LA
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THIS AIRPORT HAS ANTI-STRESS THERAPY DOGS WTF TAZ SAYS HI EVERYONE
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@xaviers_online i can literally check myself out faster than an employee and you can check out 3x the number of people in the same amount of space why would we ever want to go back to employee checkout
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@Finchinator2 if hoopa can be UU with stats like these i believe in darkrai's UU potential
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@pabloaram2011 @Finchinator2 @BluThundrBmb I don’t think chienpow, flutter, bundle, last respects, or miraidon/koraidon were banned bc of tera though Espathra, eleki, volc for sure; chiyu, palafin, annihilape, shed tail maybe Tera has caused some problems but it’s not as obvious as “the op mons all just abuse tera”
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@Bleedinheart2MD @JuliaHB1 @StephenKing what's not to get? if I had a trans daughter and a cis daughter I'd rather them both change in the womens' room even if that allowed other trans women in the room, rather than putting my trans daughter in the mens' room
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@RoadTwoMax had a fun read through the cesspool of comments on that tweet, i cant believe these ppl are so consumed by the culture war in a game they dont even play
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@FreeTwittterBio @forever_anonFA Did this man just cure homophobia
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