@turret_factory When it comes to single player most games are flawed but I think Reach is the pinnacle thanks to having the least baggage of having to connect to other stories. 343 campaigns at their lowest are just a slog to get through and CE has some of those low points too

@carterhambley

RT @autogynefiles: If you’re so gifted, why’d your life turn out so fucking bad? Just something I always wonder about these sorts of posts.…

@SexbeanPernicus The default way to express yourself as a man is to go crazy and hurt people

Undignified

The Keanu Reeves voice cameo in Severance was so jarring to me because I didn’t realize he was still capable of doing anything other than the John Wick voice

@visualbasic97 I’d be weary of going to south/ se asia during the summer without a local the heat will be unreal

@mertcentury Those old muppet show episodes have a higher hit rate for jokes than SNL

Got in my little sister’s car and she was playing can’t stop by red hot chili peppers. I guess the culture never changes

Had a big lunch and a couple beers for the first time in forever and it basically made me catatonic the rest of the day

(nasally white dweeb voice) shawty want a thuuug

My uncle died of swag overload you son of a bitch

Seeking a sturdy woman with a low center of gravity

The name’s Joe. Joe mama lmaooo

Bitch all my particles are quantum

@Quorators Idk probably shoot them before they even start talking

@squeal_piggy I’m fucking sorry

@younotd3adass Been telling myself this for 8 years

I go to the barber with my shit already fucked up and beg to be put out of my misery

This should have been the most obvious indicator of a trump victory