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@Affoo76
@pizeuxes
@AfricaFactsZone
Do you have money yourself? or you are just proud your president has money
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@polo_kimanii
Heri uyu, juu ata ukienda ushago na yeye watadhani Ako na mimba so hutawai ulizwa mtapata mtoto lini
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@KhalifKairo
Kairo Sasa anaskia mtu ni daktari hasira inapanda, I know ata akigonjeka ataenda kwa mechanic instead of a hospital
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@Kalasinga_
Driver:mkubwa tumepata ka ajali kidogo
Owner:patia mwenye gari simu tuongee
Driver:wako boardroom na lawyers wao
Owner:piga number plate picha
Driver:gari ni mpya iko showroom
Owner:
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@B3laze
Unaishi kama uko kwa minefield, Uki breathe in 2 times per second anakasirika karibu akupige Kofi
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@njambifever
Reminds me of those girls who beat up their friend wakiwa vacation hadi akakufa huko states
women should also join us in fearing them
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@MwendiaJnr
1 You were always assured of food at the end of the day
2 those girls really loved us with nothing just 2 stolen shirts and a pair of trousers
3 No drug addiction we were just experimenting
4 Only stress was if someone will steal your clothes Kwa hanging line or studies not life
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@eduzmi
kuna a dude who use to sit behind me in highschool alikua anasomeshwa na NGO providing everything, but he still used to break into our boxes. Gunned down tukiwa holiday ya form two second term
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Now following back, drop your handle, retweet tugain
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@privatefigure_
Na very long threads of how a neighbor was pounced on by highly trained proficent stealth DCI officers while feasting on his neighbors chicken
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@kerubo047_
The fact that your guy is coming from class is enough reason to kuwacha kijana azurure mtaa
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@BravinYuri
Inaweza toa script poa sana ya pornhub, shida ni huyo mama anateta badala ya kuigeuza foursome
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@Nyaberih_
Tulikuwa tumezoea kuiba kuku kwa mwalimu Fulani teachers quarters tunachomea kwa dorm. untill siku Moja tukapata deputy na watchman wametungoja. long story short during suspension we were supposed to eat a full chicken per week for one month na tureport na kuku kumi no cash
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@ByrentChumo
Hii scam ukitegemea Twitter utalala njaa huku wako rada, labda ujaribu Facebook
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@malks_88
@_crazynairobian
I suffered the exact same, but after nimeexchangiwa na dummy nilianza kutafuta that con, so kulikuwa na hawker hapo akanishow"Hawa watu wamezoea kucon watu naweza kuonyesha mahali wao hukaa" long story short jamaa alinichangamkia kimbogi genje kwa corner akabeba my remaing cash
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@Gitz__
Captain jack Sparrow always has a solution,but kwanza lazima apige tot, akili iweze kufunction 😂
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@Its_moraa
Waarabu hawajui kucheza ball kazi nikukula jaba,kuvuta shisha na kuendesha ngamia
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If Erik Ten Hag says Shakira's hips lie, then I'm afraid they do
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@Dreymwangi
This shows majority don't read tweets to completion mko busy lecturing him story za breastfeeding na yeye anaongelea slipas 😂
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Hey guys, anybody within Nairobi with blood group O+ to kindly DM. my friend urgently needs blood transfusion for surgery, help a friend help a friend
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@Dendricck
Kwanza hizo panty liner nilipata Moja nikashindwa ni Nini, nikaconclude tu ni innersole ya kiatu
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@MrBlackOG
Jesse: I see a cow house over that hill
White: Cow house??
Jesse: Yes where the cows you know, sleep and stuff
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@carltonkitheka1
One second tunaskia 'mtoto laini laini shepu kokakola' next minute ni 'i got shooters in moshi we about to smoke some opps'😂
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@droid254
They already slaughtered someone and threw another from a building.kwani iyo worst ingine ni gani
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@AbdulahiAdan10
Wakadinali ni kurusha mdomo uku vile ni Gangstars na hawawezi piga polisi home ground 😂
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@itsviiin
Mimi dem akikuja kwangu ata kuoga siwezi oga, it's her duty anipeleke Kwa bafu anisugue hadi miguu na kale kamawe
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@iRealOG
Lil maina is an entertainer, hiyo yake ni comedy
Kahush just has money to make music
Wakadinali ni musicians
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@geemogambi
Nilijaribu hivi some time back, after two days nikatoa pesa nikaendea kaquarter na hiyo mkebe nikatupa
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@PiocheBrio
Some fool said kuwekwe sufuria mbili Moja ya githeri ingine iko na kokoto, mwenye anataka kokoto achote juu si kila mtu anakulanga 😂
Mwalimu alimpeleka kwa deputy apeane hiyo idea ati ni mzuri sana
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Those Ugandans wajue we hold interclasses bullying on Sunday to sharpen our skills. hiyo upuzi wasijaribu tena 😂
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Gays niwengi sana one time nilitembea kwa local fulani Abit far from where I live, after a few rounds naturally you start making friends and buying drinks for each other,then it hit 12am the guy starts telling me "naona umelewa sana utarudi kwako kweli ata sai huwezi pata gari..
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@mbiti_mwondi
Mimi naonanga daktari Ako na tattoo anaweza kua na contract na shetani ya kusupply watu uko hell 😂
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@JoyJMurraya
Lady wearing sunglasses driving a black V8,KCY. You stopped to let me cross the zebra crossing then smiled at me ,if your tired with your husband dm me 😍
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@SteeNyamu
Mwanaume ni kuremain calm and think how your next actions zitaaffect your family, ingekuwa dem angepiga nduru tu
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@polo_kimanii
Tuliambiwa tuandike List ya accomplices wa strike tukaandika niggas who had completed highschool the previous year, after wamediscover tumewabeba ujinga. They suspended us for 5months instead of the initial 2
Uko snitching was worse than treason
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Saying election irudiwe will be the worst mistake, huku they are so confident turn out itakuwa 99% to give uhunye one more f*ck you
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@bobby_mghettoh
Then the patient resurrects and offers to personally thank the doctor in private
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@EvansquezN
I think it's something to do with security. you can't just allow anyone compound juu amevaa denim jacket na air force ama tennis skirt
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@j_essT
70. lakini huwa natuma please call me alafu nastep hako kasimu kakiwaka, napumzikia Kwa corner mbali sana
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Me:hello KFC mko na kuku
KFC: yes sir tuko nazo
Me: very nice very nice, pia sisi
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@_AllanNgash
Mnashinda hapa mkiyap about language yet nyinyi ni fans sugu wa amapiano,
Mambwa nyinyi
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@BrandKenya
Pia hizi zimepigwa graffiti, alafu naskia waliambiwa waongeze speed. hizi ni nganya Sasa 😂
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@Kimuzi_
We all know fuliza si poa but saa zingine doh hukuishia and you need that 500 before upate doh ingine tomorrow or the day after
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@5_peopl_e
Personally used to like his skits akianza but after a while nikazoea the mimicking of voices then it wasn't as interesting as before
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Mnacheza truth or dare dem anakudare urefill gas yake
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