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No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.
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I hate python
I hate python3
I hate pip3
I hate pip
I hate venv
Why can't they just come up with a normal version and package manager for god's sake. This is ridiculous.
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Penis inspection. Let your phone complete the sentence.
"My penis is..."
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@0xFA2
@nixxholas
Tell your CEO to invest in a split keyboard for better lying-down typing ergonomics
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Every single reply to this tweet:
"bro just use miniconda"
"bro just use pyenv and pyenv-virtualenv"
"bro just use poetry"
"bro just use easy_install"
"bro just use python -m pip"
"bro just use conda"
"bro just use pipx"
"bro just use rye"
I rest my case.
I hate python
I hate python3
I hate pip3
I hate pip
I hate venv
Why can't they just come up with a normal version and package manager for god's sake. This is ridiculous.
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Never seen a more retarded programming language in my life.
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USDC depegged because it was tied to the traditional US "safe" banking system. USDT has never depegged because it holds its money in cocaine, hookers and assassination contracts. Suits lose again.
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Hot gym tip: just spam the FUCK out of lateral raises. Do em every other day. Big shoulders are like 70% of your physique, 1-2 months of this and you will look huge 100% guarantee.
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eating sucks ass you have to spend 30 mins shoving shit in your mouth then like 4 hours later you gotta do it again. like... otherwise you starve to death. how are we in 2023 and we STILL haven't found a cure for eating????
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> meet cute Japanese girl
> after 10 mins of flirting she invites me to calligraphy and sushi-making classes
> give her my number
> ...
> she tries recruiting me into an obscure Japanese religious cult
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If you're ever hesitant to approach a woman, just remember that it's EV+, carries an asymmetric risk/reward, and is game theoretically optimal
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I just put ChatGPT directly into my google sidebar, this shit is nuts
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> Amazing romantic date with 10/10
> She types in her insta to add herself
> Sees this in my search feed
I'm killing myself
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went on one date with this girl and immediately deleted all dating apps chat am I cooked
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Milady is just a conspiracy to marry off all the mentally ill BPD girls to the buff politically esoteric rich guys
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Graduated with a BSc in Computer Science with honors yesterday. 🎓 Now I'm officially no longer a student, just unemployed 👍
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Here's
@functi0nZer0
drunk at the airport to cope after getting "deez nuts'ed" onstage at his ETHCC talk
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how do i moat my gpt wrapper guys please advise (asking for a friend)
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does anyone have alpha on how to find London raves? Not like clubs but like RAVE raves with mentally ill girls and everything? I went to one milady rave and I've been trying to replicate that kind of high ever since
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Some real Chinese sweatshops let their Instagram audience choose the workers' punishment when they underperform like a choose-your-adventure game
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Don't forget that
@GCRClassic
bought hundreds upon hundreds of miladys YEARS ago for PENNIES. Once again we were all outtraded by this one man with a freaky ability to see the future.
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Heard someone died at the Milady rave, like their heart literally stopped beating, but then they got resuscitated at the ER and are fine now. I have never felt so much FOMO in my life.
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Beeple became a multimillionaire by drawing penises, what's your excuse??
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> Finished valedictorian in very competitive IB school, grades & SATs >99th percentile
> iOS App w/ >100k downloads @ 11 yrs old
> Awarded best CS student 4 yrs in a row
> Parents have 4 degrees b/w them
Still got rejected by my US safety schools (avg SAT 1300) bc im Asian in CS
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WAIT so are you telling me, as a girl, you like FOOD and TRAVELING??? Physical touch is your LOVE LANGUAGE?! You love cats AND dogs ⁉️
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what's funny is that I (and anyone who puts in the effort) can now doxx a large portion of .eths on CT and no one's talking about it cause it's being overshadowed by the BNB hack
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virgin TA line-drawer vs chad "i just kinda have a feeling" enthusiast
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Ouhh husbandt you didn't embrace network spirituality and we don't exist on the Wired
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Got 2 cute asian girls instas today wtf going outside is GOATED why did no one tell me about this
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I have a gaydar but for computer science people. I could pick a software engineer out of 100 people with pinpoint accuracy. I can't explain it but the SWE physiognomy is very distinct.
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Nooooooo I bought a RTX4090 GPU just bc im a big fan of linear algebra I swear!!
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Real alpha: spin up a selenium instance that clears cache and refreshes every second. It checks if the link in the twitter logo's xlink:href attribute has been changed, meaning they got rid of the doge logo (inevitable). Set up a script to go short 10x lev
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uhh
@functi0nZer0
just hunted me down on facebook, I never even doxxed my irl name to him...
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I've made it mum I'm a niche internet microcelebrity you wouldn't understand
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24h on unread boys
It has never been more over than it is right this very moment
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Every single reply to this tweet:
"bro just use miniconda"
"bro just use pyenv and pyenv-virtualenv"
"bro just use poetry"
"bro just use easy_install"
"bro just use python -m pip"
"bro just use conda"
"bro just use pipx"
"bro just use rye"
I rest my case.
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went on a date with cute asian grill and found out she pays 20$ a month for GPT4... boys this might be it for me ngl
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I downloaded Twitter's database leak and ran some numbers. Here's what I found:
• Approximately 18% of Twitter users in CT are affected by the leak.
• The leaked data is from 2021 and earlier, so if you made your account in 2022 or later, you're safe.
(1/4)
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3 minutes into a text convo with a CS girl on hinge and I'm shilling GPT4 to her why am I like this
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I'm jealous of high follower accounts because they can literally just use Twitter as a Google substitute
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There's a height filter on hinge but no weight filter we live in a society
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it has come to my attention that the internet coins are not doing well today
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> randomly ran into a hot girl at a mall that I went on one date with like a year ago
> small talk and agree to meet up (she just moved to London)
> DM her
> left on delivered
the greatest to ever do it ‼️
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You can read all the tutorials and watch all the udemy courses you want, but it's the state of wanting to kill oneself while coding that leads to actual learning and the retention of information
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people call
@DegenSpartan
"G" because his real name is Gary and he's too embarassed about it so he had to shorten it
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These four guys could replace the entire Google infra team and still have time left over to contribute to open source
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TIL sewyash was famous on Reddit r/pickuplines for posting a shitty pickup line every day for a year 😭
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shout out to all the people who show up every day to make everyone's life better in this dogshit market
feat.
@NaniXBT
@1NDi60
@0xcarnation
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Excited to graduate in Computer Science this year while the entire tech ecosystem implodes on itself 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
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has anyone in the history of humanity ever pulled an egirl over twitter dm or is that a psyop?
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@Ninjascalp
The funniest part about this video is that it was filmed at the absolute picobottom of the previous bear market
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dizzy is the DJ and ur not coming to milady rave? do u even care......
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What if I shave one of my legs so it's smooth and rub them together so it feels like a girls leg is touching me
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losing my shit rn. PHP doesn't throw an error here and returns 10 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@CryptoCred
@Pentosh1
When this guy does it it's racist, but when Cred does it suddenly it's fine
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Got a job 2 months ago and visibly felt the quality of my tweets dropping off in realtime. What is it about being unemployed that makes you so good at poasting?
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This semester you will fix your sleep schedule. You will have good time management. You will start your assignments weeks before they're due. It won't be like all the other semesters. This time is different, you've changed.
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