Mike McLoughlin
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Time magazine's Person of the year 2006, Nobel Peace prize winner 2012
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I moved into this house in 2008. It always annoyed me that the lower level of the dishwasher wasn’t tall enough to fit my biggest dinner plates. Been handwashing them all this time. This week I discovered you can raise the upper shelf and all my plates fit fine. TEN FUCKING YEARS
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There’s 19year olds in bars all over the country tonight wondering when someone’s going to come and take their order
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Unsolicited dick pics are flashing. It’s indecent exposure, sexual hrrassment and just because you do it with your phone from the safety of your own house doesn’t make you any less of a creepy pervert than the weirdo in the trench coat on a dark street.
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Enoch Burke in Mountjoy while everyone’s moved on to talking about Queen Elizabeth
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Voting queues in the states are absolutely mind blowing to me. It’s astounding that they can’t just rock up to their old primary school, say hello to Margaret, answer a few questions about how their parents are doing & scribble a “1” with a pencil on a card behind a sheet of mdf
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4 hours ago in rte Donnybrook “shit, we forgot to put together a New Years show! Quick, go round up whoever is in the canteen”
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At this rate we’re gonna need work from home again because people can’t afford to get to the office
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We’ve gone for a bit of a mad paint job on our landing. Needed to transition from green on ground floor to pink on top floor so decided to have some fun
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The teen has friends over. The sheer breadth of fake American accents is staggering
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The canal incident;
The claim is apparently that the tent was checked but the man was not seen.
Even if that is the case; the intention was to throw in the trash the entirety of this man’s possessions. That in itself is reprehensible. The reality of what occurred is sickening.
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My 96 year old nan is in the hospital after breaking her hip, and has surgery in morning. When the tea lady came around this evening and asked what she wanted, she replied with a smile “A small Jemmie”. Raise a glass for good luck please
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Overheard two parents discussing when their kids pcrs were scheduled for while at the school pick up last Friday. Also, after school told us some kids had let it slip that they had positive tests, parents sent them in anyway on the sly.
4yo tests pos yesterday, rest of us today.
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Tesco, Dunnes, and SuperValu invested years into their reward cards, only for Lidl to just come along and say “look, we’ll just give you a bar of chocolate, a donut, or a pack of Jaffa cakes every time you come in” and win the whole thing.
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Also, American bible belt, come collect your kids, they’ve overstayed their welcome
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On the way home, spotted a vote no poster. That was enough to trigger a 5 minute conversation with parents, who were both no, and are now both yes. 5 minutes lads, that’s all it took. Get it done
#repealthe8th
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One of the jurors in the
#Trumptrial
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Wait 6 months for junior cert results to be told “yeah, they got somewhere between 55 and 75” 🤷
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@steveohrourke
And here I was at 36 thinking I couldn’t be surprised any more by what other people get up to in bed
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Excuse me one moment while I brag about my new home office attic conversion
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This is on one of the display screens in EZ living furniture in Limerick 😶
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Important historical anniversary for
#Limerick
today. On this date in 2015, Costellos replaced their sticky carpet.
#neverforget
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If I see you tap the orange or red face in my local lidl, just know that I triple tap smiley green to cancel you out
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Incredible! EPCR have just announced the cancellation of the Champions cup, and just did a live stream to DRAW a random winner for the season!!
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How lucky are we to be in the era where we get to watch Keith Earls play ball. I cannot get my head around how he spots and kicks the ball for the second prevention. Incredible
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Ireland needs to implement a progressive fine system that aligns with wealth/income, like they have in Finland
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Anyway, don’t be optimistic, we’re not all in this together, and there’s assholes everywhere now.
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Ben Whitehouse; Ok what I’m seeing, Chris leaned forward, contact was to base of cheek, hand open, minimal to medium force. Both players stayed on feet, just a penalty for me, all agreed?
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I think the fact that CJ and Billy will bow out without a Thomond park salute is very tough to swallow. When this is done, please bring them back to a full stadium one more time so we can say thank you properly 🙏
@Munsterrugby
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You could currently hop on a bus in Limerick, get over 5 hours of copper face jacks in, catch the last bus home, and be in your bed by 2.30AM
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If Stranger Things was Irish.
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The 2016 John Lewis Xmas ad should just be a load of clips of news headlines from the year. That'll get people crying.
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Petitioning Bono to get Aertel displayed on the MGM Sphere before it’s shut down
RTÉ will close Aertel next week after over three decades in service. The teletext service, which has been running since 1986, will be switched off on Thursday 12 October
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Traffic delayed in Castletroy due to truck stopped with hazard lights on. The driver, no lie, is across the road collecting conkers
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Guys, if we each post this image once, the Facebookers and Instagrammers will just assume twitter is down too and leave us alone
#Instagramdown
#FacebookDown
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Our Kid goes to a large school. Teachers wouldn’t know who most teens are, so use the homework journal as ID and to issue dentition, late slips etc. Some kid worked it out; he bought a second homework journal and made up a fictitious name, and has been avoiding detention all year
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Just discovered the good people of the ennis road Limerick avoid the rain by exercising doing laps of the underground car park at fancy Dunnes. There’s loads of them in here, ambling around the edges
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One winner in the U.K. for the
#EuroMillions
now has 3 weeks to get the money out of sterling before they lose millions on pound crash with Brexit
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It’s wild that we grew up watching a cartoon that basically began with an open-air sex scene in the credits
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Everyone else has the subconscious agreement with themselves that their New Years resolutions don’t start until Monday 4th right?
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I still can’t quite get my head around the fact that millions of people appear to be sending DNA samples off to private companies they’ve found on the internet and don’t think for a second that this might be abused.
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Normal people: “ah that’s lovely”
@threeredkings
secret club members: “ok, POM has no sling, that’s promising”
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This day a year ago, my baby daughter came off her oxygen mask for the first time after being born 8 weeks premature.
Today while feeding her, she gestured to boop my nose, and when I leaned in, spat her mouthful of blueberry in my face and laughed herself silly.
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2023, the year we watched Johnny Rotten get judged in a music competition by Jedward.
#eurosong2023
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Honestly I don’t even sit in it, I sit near it and look at it 😍
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This crowd gathered to watch a plane load of PPE arrive into Shannon today.
Let that sink in...
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“Yeah, no, she cancelled. Gutted to be honest Si, feels like a complete waste of a trip”
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Stop with this “how to answer the haka” nonsense. It doesn’t matter what the match starts with; it’s ending with Zombie.
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@DC_Draino
Oh mate, the difference between you and the “Irish slaves” is you’re actually getting owned here
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Zipping them all into individual bags seems pretty extreme but can’t be too careful I guess
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A group of 34
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players & staff departed Cape Town tonight having received negative results after completing a 4th round of PCR testing in six days.
Read a full travel update ⤵️
#URC
#SUAF
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“We need someone to replace fungi, but make him edgier…”
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Anyone been in a European Primark? I was in the one in Berlin, and I can’t help but think there may be a case to be made for Penneys Limerick to take over the Debenhams vacancy. It’s perhaps the most popular store in the city centre and cramped at current location.
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What John is trying to do here is goad you into making mean comments about old people. Don’t rise. Instead, go talk to your parents, and grandparents. Years of religious influence, and false narratives can be torn down by those they trust and love. Talk.
Monster crowd at the
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Guys I was thinking, there must be kids (and adults) up and down the country who were all set for St Patrick’s day parades and have put lots of work into their floats and costumes...how about a virtual parade on here? One hashtag, share the pics and vids here on the 17th?
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In a pub I used to frequent in early 2000s, when the guards would arrive to check in after hours, the regulars would all pretend to be staff, start cleaning tables, mopping, sorting out glass bins etc. I was a Can crusher 😂
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Referred for a test last Monday, my wife was too by a separate GP. Still not called. Even when we get tested I hear up to 5 days for result. The backlog means the numbers you’re seeing are terribly out of date. Make no mistake, it’s out there, and closer than you think
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Nana passed away today just shy of her 99th birthday. Raising a “jemmie” in her honour ❤️
My 96 year old nan is in the hospital after breaking her hip, and has surgery in morning. When the tea lady came around this evening and asked what she wanted, she replied with a smile “A small Jemmie”. Raise a glass for good luck please
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@sinnfeinireland
@loreillysf
The minister for health knows the extent of the backlog already. As someone waiting for a result, stop with the crappy pointscoring. They can’t magic up reagent, and they’re working on it.
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@ChefclubNetwork
In Irish, it’s called a morning túbhía (tu-ya). A tradition from the west coast, it was designed to give strength to fishermen before long sails. Those who were weakest were given the entire upper layer to ensure they got the protein from the eggs “top of the morning túbhía”
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