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"Discipline is very important in sports, even 100g is make or break" - uncle on whatsapp with type 2 diabetes
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Blud live tweeting from Vamika’s spelling bee competition
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I’m gonna miss college so much because no way I’m gonna get to walk with my friends at 2 am in a huge beautiful safe gated community full of nature and gorgeous architecture, whenever I want, ever again in life
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As someone with no money to invest, I am absolutely here for the stock market plummeting. Masti nahi rukni chahiye bilkul
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Auto bhaiya said “inn bitiya ko leke jaa raha hu ghar” on the phone about me and this is so comforting to hear in NCR at 9:30 pm
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me when oomf deactivates for a while
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Moral policing a double Olympic winner as an anonymous Twitter loser. M*n truly are so delusional
When cultural sanskari haryanvi jatni visits punjabi (dominant punjabi khatri and punjabi brahmin) land, (Manu Bhaker lived and studied in Chandigarh)
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My friend just got married to a guy who has 6 Instagram followers - 5 are men and she’s the sixth one. Goals goals goals
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Listen I’m by far not a Deepika fan but you have to be blind to think she’s not gorgeous asf 😭😭😭😭
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Get your ass up and go on dates. It’s like no one wants to go on dates anymore
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“Mind blowing from Vinesh Phogat 🤯🤯🤯” - guy who probably voted for the bjp
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me as soon as the airplane touches the runway in IGI
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Watching The Intern for the first time and why didn’t I get to it sooner 🥹🥹🥹 pls drop similar feel good movies in replies tyvm
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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April ‘23: Giving the UPSC interview after finding out I had an IIM A convert. Not at all sure where life was gonna take me - I was just a receptacle of knowledge for mba and upsc interviews
April ‘24: 1 year into my MBA, doing the marketing internship of my dreams. (1/2)
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This is what happens when you base your entire IR understanding on clapbacks and sound bites. Man isn’t even ready to admit China took our land in 2020 bruh
Honestly i can not imagine any other foreign minister than S.Jaishankar
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This is what shah rukh looks like aajkal
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this isn't even a persona i created out of thin air, it literally happened in my extended family groupchat
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RCB fans coping based on “buzz” for 15 years:
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Same. Letna bohot pasand hai
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The amount of you who think I’m being serious makes me concerned for the intelligence of our species
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Officially leaving for Europe tomorrow for 2.5 months 🧿 gods be good
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I always find it strange when people share texts of their friends/family/partners being super vulnerable on public platforms
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can't believe our undergrad college put out a poster congratulating my male batchmate for getting into cambridge for postgrad. And NOTHING for my best friend who got into oxford. Nothing for me when i got into an equally exclusive and prestigious programme either. Insane sexism
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55678 aur ladkiyo ko chipkaya hai
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IDC if Selena Gomez is the most problematic person on the planet, this Rare Beauty blush blends like a DREAM like zero effort from my end
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I’ve never been this relaxed in an IPL season. KKR has been so insanely comforting. Bookmark this all you want, I’m all but certain we are lifting the cup on Sunday
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This is what happens when you insult the country’s wrestlers
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This selfie is a little treat for the real ones who are not fighting for coldplay tix rn (like me)
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Abb player khud ke dugout ke paas khada bhi nahi ho sakta??
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RCB bowlers should be shown this tweet before every match so they have some shame
@poserarcher
Can’t bro, all jokes apart, there’s too much emotional investment here. I love this team. I was a fan even before I joined them in 2014. I’ve seen everything except a trophy. 2019 was horrible for us, the best in the buisness were in our team. There’s always hope, there will
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Today we went to the kids’ swings at 1:30 am and enjoyed the monsoon breeze and played Lorde and John Mayer and Coldplay and then sat at the night cafe and had rasna and paneer puff while playing correct. Life won’t ever feel like this again and it’s bittersweet
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Only team big and strong enough to overcome Harry Kane and Drake nazar oh man
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My grandparents didn’t let my mom study outside her hometown and got her married at 22. And so, my mom has always been the loudest supporter of me studying as much and wherever I want. She also strongly wants me to wait till I find the right person to get married.
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Every birthday since 2014 I thank my mother for not going into labour a day earlier
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 Indian swifties truly think Taylor is some bhagwaan
I now understand why Taylor Swift doesn’t do any concerts in india
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Every single person who stands for the ruling party - I hope you’re ashamed of your decision. Your vote was for an establishment which tried to muzzle the voice of a medal winner speaking on SEXUAL HARASSMENT of all things
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You should be grateful arranged marriages are a thing because there’s no other way you’re finding a partner
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Searched Virat Kohli right after “Ananya Pandey hot” bisexual king 👑
"Ananya Pandey hot"
"Sara Ali Khan hot"
Riyan parag YT search history 😭
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What am i missing. She’s gorgeous
Imagine sending marriage proposals to this kaluti with specs, ugly nose and a big ass forehead. What's wrong with indian men? Have some standard bois.
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As an srk fan I can think of many real ones eg calling Ram Charan idli, making Lady Gaga uncomfortable on stage, cheating on his wife v blatantly that too, etc
Problematic things Shah Rukh Khan has done
a much needed thread:
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Naani loved Animal?? I’m grateful she doesn’t have a digital footprint or i’d have to cancel her publicly
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If you need that many books to prepare for something as ridiculously easy as CAT then go fight your primary school teachers
Navya Nanda preparing for CAT using Arun Sharma's books was not on my 2024 bingo card
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Decentering men is the hardest thing women have to do in life and it’s an ongoing struggle. Even the most vocal feminists perform so much for male validation and it’s sad (we’re all guilty of it)
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All non parallel lines only meet once lmao. Open the schools
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BJP losing their strongholds made me realise that I want to never lose the strong hold you have on my heart. I want to ensure that I will always have an absolute majority share in your heart. Together we form the most beautiful alliance. You don’t have to respond to this…
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Glad those people aren’t around me 💖
More people around discussing some random Euro game than the WC win. Things have changed quite a bit since 2011.
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Been through good bad and shambolic with my KKR mutuals for years on 3 different accounts lmao. We deserve this. So happy for us
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Harry you ungrateful piece of shit…hafto tak weasleys ke ghar pada raha aur Ron ko apni bhari bharkam generational wealth se trolley se kuch dilaaya bhi nahi
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“Kya aapke toothpaste mei namak hai” nahi meri team mei hai :’))
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kinda sad how taylor writing an entire mediocre album about a racist she dated for 2 months wasn't enough for some people to distance themselves from her
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Honestly can’t take Taylor Swift seriously today after finding out she’s written love songs about that racist. I’ll listen to that album but I think we all need to question at some point how much we are ok letting that woman get away with bcs she’s getting insufferable lately
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Truth be told this cup won’t come close to healing the pain I felt when we lost 2021 WTC. That was years of legacy built step by step by Virat, I’d only recently then started watching the hls of all the years of cricket I’d missed while in college, and it was such-
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I’m sorry that I want to feel safe as a woman lmao
Something about people desiring to exist in gated communities will always reek of classism and casteism to me
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My mother’s hot take about the wedding: “Itna bada animal activist hai toh bechari ghodi pe kyu baitha?”
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All I see is an admission that he’s incapable of handling himself and taking care of his own family
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Everyone except me getting the opportunity to endorse
@veeba_in
Boys are unbelievable!
this is how my bf sneaks food into the cinema hall every time we go 💀
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How can someone enjoy clubbing, it’s sweaty, expensive and way too social
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Hate that this is my first tweet from Europe but border control officers here are so HOT
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*Couple having baby halfway across the world*
Rando in some corner of Rawalpindi:
Many congrats to my bro
@dhruv_rathee
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Proud moment for South Asia 🇵🇰🇮🇳🔥
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Met Rifa today, and had such a wonderful time. And just realised what a lovely photo she took of me, it captures my day so perfectly (messy hair, big smile, bougainvilleas in full glory)
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This is very much still a thing in most families. Worst part is men at the dining table can’t even get up to put their plates in the kitchen sink or fetch themselves water. I fear being married into a household like this because this is 100% NOT how I’ve been raised
Extended family gathered for Rakhi. At dinner time, obviously the men get served first. While they enjoy, what they didn’t know is that my aunt had to knead more dough so that the poori supply could continue unhindered from the kitchen. And then mom had to make a fresh batch of +
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If Chris Martin writes me my own song and plays it to me over a 7 course candlelight dinner at the Burj Khalifa terrace I still wouldn’t pay 2 lakhs for a scalped coldplay ticket
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Yeah it’s called account number cvv otp
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Her diction is such that you think she’s delivering A Tryst with Destiny when it’s of the quality of a poem written by a fourth grader
our one of the top actresses deepika said this on feminism i just knew it’s so over lol
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