@wigger @JudgeYouHarshly @chris_notcapn

@CrawlzTheThird I think it was the "taking over the internet" curse. Nothing described as "taking the internet by storm" or other similar crap stayed on the face of the earth for very long.

@hard4games could it be?

@CrawlzTheThird 😭😭

@9mm_smg People talk about the pungency of blue cheese like it’d kill a toddler if one got a whiff, as if it’s not one of the mildest of the stinky cheeses

@DelusionPosting Can’t imagine why

@flonchcore Why do my spaghetti-Os keep making lightning?

There's a courtroom in Massachusetts that has a video attached to its Google Maps listing and it's just someone shakily recording a kid's show off of a TV

@rohanpaul_ai will never beat her...

@thiswillstick First they came for the mold and I did not speak out -

@shrek2onbluray That’s why you strain it out

@shrek2onbluray @XiJinpingThot69 Yes, it actually looks like broth before the step of straining the stuff out

@CrawlzTheThird thank you!! my gock is squirting and discharging with squee and glee 😊

@thatecosoc22 Midori: The Girl in the Freakshow (地下幻燈劇画 少女椿) It's bad

I’m trying to understand the bar or metric the netgear app uses to determine password strength

@buffys What if he meant to say, “Yeah boy! That pussy is spectacular!” but stopped midway when he realized he said it wrong?

@evanjmader Finally! Emojis for me!

@GreenTextRepost bitch sucked up the crotch kimchi

@CrossInfWorld looks shit