Zoey du Jour 🏳️⚧️
@zoeyquartz
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Amateur chef. Professional trans. Cartoon aficionado. Autism extraordinaire. Lots of swears. Opinions my own, but we can share if you'd like. 26. she/her
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@dan_nona
Normal, virtuous, non-fascist people when they talk about their home being bombed by rebel forces: "😉"
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@neohominin
people who say california is the most beautiful place in the world are so addicted to instagram filters that they trick themselves into seeing the unlivable levels of smog turning everything an apocalyptic shade of orange as a form of beauty.
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@SznColts
It's funny how you're pretending to care at all when you obviously wouldn't give half a shit if all 16 cases were convictions.
You'd suck his dick fresh from pulling out of a kid if he told you to.
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@tredlocity
That's not what was said. No one ever said "the worst art", Anton said "the average 'piece of junk'"
It is absolutely, categorically true that the efforts of someone inspired to create are more meaningful than any critique deigning to assign it value.
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@mrrobotodom0
"Not trying to be rude but" Motherfucker you are telling a woman who was raped that she should be thankful to her rapists for raping her & because she's "famous" now.
Your brain is broken.
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@singingReaper
and then they would uncover the roller coasters and go "oh. this is a theme park with roller coasters."
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@LividHole
I s2g literally every gifset I see of this show is just the most painfully heterosexual-looking girlboss blonde bitches doing an awkward straight besties sidehug... 😒
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@jackthefrograt
Do people even remember what nsfw stands for??
Not Safe For Work, as in People get fired if there are tits on their screen at work.
This is not a complex concept. How did we get here?
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@SHARKMODER
you realize we can't just hop on a train that goes thru 8 different countries, right?
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@sinfulheav
All it takes is her scrambling to run away, tripping, and Boom. Saddest day of their lives.
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@mrrobotodom0
"playing the victim card"
SHE'S LITERALLY A VICTIM. OF RAPE. AS A TEEN.
WHAT IS SO IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPREHEND ABOUT THIS?
IF I RAPED YOU AND GAVE YOU $100 WOULD YOU SAY "Well, at least I got this $100 out of it. I wouldn't have that wealth today without rape. Thanks rapist." ???
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@SHARKMODER
ah, thats simple. you have plenty of reason to visit america(cool, chad), while I have no reason to visit canada(lame, incel) whatsoever
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@travismcelroy
It really sucks that your personal growth as a human is hightened to life & death stakes because certain types of internet users are perpetually circling you like sharks, just waiting for you to be less than perfect so they can devour you.
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@mabster314
"Men bad, Women good"
Implying you were only a good person bc you were Secretly A Woman The Whole Time explicitly implies that gender is some sort of magical innate state of being with a prescribed moral value. Bad. Don't do that.
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@AndalusianDoge
It's a stretch to a normal queer person.
We're talking about the context of the decisions of a trumper white supremacist.
They're kinda sticklers about this sort of thing.
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@Mental_IllUmina
The fuck kind of kindergarten teacher yells at a 5 year old for sitting quietly???
It's glorified daycare. What kind of belligerent psychopath loses it at a child for quietly passing the time?
Some fucking people......
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@drmistercody
I mean.
There is a significant difference between people who can't afford an education and a generational millionaire who's been given every opportunity imaginable to acquire any recourse imaginable but refuses to better himself in any way.
His profound stupidity is a choice.
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@beaarthur85
@courtenlow
I'd like to personally thank you for making this joke. This one really got me.
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@batshaped
So, based on how long it took people to connect your "jokes" about cannibalism to actual intent, how long do you think it'll take them to connect your teeth fetish to ur cannibalism obsession?
How long til they realize the teeth fetish cannibal art exclusively depicts children?
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@ruaidhri_us
How is describing the most likely outcome of a scenario overreacting?
When people are scared, they stumble & trip over themselves. He scared her intentionally. Am I missing something???
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I for one am utterly shocked & in disbelief that the soulless empty-eyed homunculus that exploits poor people for the entertainment of children is actually a bad guy
Okay it seems pretty definitive now that MrBeast is evil
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@lukmills
Thank fuck there was a white guy here to tell us which words are slurs. We would have no way of knowing otherwise.
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Can we fucking not start embracing "the gay gene" horseshit for funny twitter points. I'm fucking sick of yall
Sorry to rip the bandaid off for a bunch of trans women like this, but this shit is hereditary, so odds are your dad is an egg
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@cisgenderhaver
odd thing for someone in the top 100th percentile of cat food eating experience to say
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@Bowlzing_Shoes
@arvofart
I'll take Afabs Who Definitely Aren't Normal About Trans Women for $400, Alex
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@JustinMcElroy
Ok, so picture beanie babies but each one cost 1 sq ft of ozone layer to produce
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@IwriteOK
"Constitution says so" is never a solid basis for anything. I don't give a shit what a 200+ year old piece of paper penned by savages says.
Rights are not infallible by virtue of existing. Things need updating. Things need safeguards. Murder tools need competent wielders.
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@thththia
I dunno how to tell u this.... but disney had every episode of kp on it's website back then for free
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@mrrobotodom0
Dude. She was a vulnerable 16 yo girl who was targeted by porn executives to be their personal sex doll & cash cow.
"""Opportunities""" & "fame" aren't worth being raped & abused. You absolute fucking psycho.
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@_myh___
...you're confused by The Concept Of Bowing?
brb removing high-fives from my social repertoire bc I might give someone a brain aneurysm
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@Shameka_xox0
Lol. Pointing out that the byproducts of capitalism are destroying the planet, aaaaand lemme just slip an advertisement here at the end. gotta get that bread 🙄
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@lillybilly299
"it is with a heavy heart that I admit that someone once enjoyed having sex with me"
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@RedHautePoker
This is a child's view of art.
There's a difference between sanitizing your art so as to not depict any immoral acts, and being socially/politically responsible.
Having fucked up murders & monsters in your films isn't "irresponsible", David. It's just cool.
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@Proasheck
Zoey. I just wanted to say how much this means to me. This statement has me tearing up something fierce.
It was around 8 years ago that your videos inspired me to be my most authentic self. I've been Zoey ever since, and I can't imagine a better namesake.
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@AkatsukiHokki
@LividHole
Katie McGrath is a straight woman.
Your gotcha for the CW queerbait ship is a straight woman.
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@Squatsauce1
It just takes too long to fully articulate their huge dongs inside of their pants every time 😔
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@socialistdogmom
She had a days long meltdown explaining how she Definitely Didn't Finger Corpses while admitting she'd done it many, Many times & ultimately resulted in a transphobic rant that can only be described as "vagina phrenology"
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@acapulco_ape
me: Says something wrong
several dozen people: That's wrong actually
Good post, mate
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@ashleylynch
This is why
@EmptyBowlShow
has been my go-to comfort zone lately. No news. No stress. Just a chill, quiet chat about cereal.
I can't tell you how nice it is to, just, only think about cereal for half an hour.
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@Polygon
Aang stopped a genocide. and unified all the separate nations.
Aang healed the world & brought it together.
Korra opened a portal so we could play with ghosts.
Not to mention permanently fucked the avatar cycle for all future avatars.
Bad post, OP.
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@Lolcodybond
Disinformation isn't fucking funny.
Reality is hanging on by a fucking thread. Don't tug at the strings.
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@liam85454750
Ah, I see the confusion. You see, when Human Beings habitate a location, it's called Living There. It's called Existing In A Space making a life for yourself.
I believe You are thinking of feral animals, you fucking sociopath.
"Running wild" you know, that thing humans do! Ass.
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@_LittleMike007
Are you trying to imply that vehicular manslaughter is preposterous as a concept?
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@foulfae
It was a joke playing off of the social norm of a haircut recipient wanting to see what the stylist is doing, so as to provide instruction on how they want their hair to look.
The supposition being that you would naturally object to closing your eyes due to this assumed norm.
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@JustinMcElroy
"Binge" and "consumption" are intrinsically linked terms.
This sentiment stems from feeling uncomfortable being a consumer. This is natural. Human beings were not meant to be reduced to their economic consumption.
The terminology isn't the problem.
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I for one am utterly shocked & in disbelief that the soulless empty-eyed homunculus that exploits poor people for the entertainment of children is actually a bad guy
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@eatheringtonp
Satire has become impossible because people (you, the problem) seem to think literally just lying on the internet is being satirical.
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@GreatCheshire
We need to stop calling people "aggressive sexual harassers" for At Best being annoying & off-putting.
woooooow, an autistic guy texted you cringe shit after you... [checks notes] gave no verbal indication that you didn't want him to? Call the police 🙄
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@truIyalive
Any one who "grounds" a 17 year old is a dogshit parent. That's a child's punishment. That is not how you handle a young adult. She's at an age where she is every bit as complex as you are. You simply have no idea how to guide a life outside of demeaning control.
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@sprrocket
Fuck right the hell off.
No one is born with pro-union information & theory fully developed in their frontal lobe. Everyone has to start by asking questions & learning up from down.
When you go out of your way to make someone feel like shit for asking Qs, you set us all back.
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@VoicesByZane
Absolutely insane that they banged out the Detroit:BH, Omicron, and every DMC playthrough just before disbanding. All absolutely legendary watches.
The biggest tragedy of them splitting up was that they clearly had so much juice left.
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@KANTBOT20K
Idk dude. Kinda just sounds like you were pestering a woman online and she expressed frustration before blocking you, the person upsetting her.
You're the one waxing poetic like a nature documentarian about normal human behavior.
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@BrandiLynn4Ever
You need to shut the fuck up about shit you know nothing about. Dismissing direct action as a false flag only stands to harm the movement.
Jane's Revenge is an organized group that released a communique specifically stating that they would do this on this day.
Delete this.
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Evergreen tweet.
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@cmcarrolljr
Nope. Feds had infiltrated Patriot Front chat groups. That's how they knew the riot was planned.
Not to be all "yay cops/feds", but this was all very intentional.
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@turbo_hilarious
Are you fucking stupid? The entire premise is about a character that, despite living in the most nihilistic world imaginable, chooses to embrace love & community.
This is not a pained academic analysis. It's the surface-level text.
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@xXScarletBXx
Dude. You're taking the stance that pointing out racism is bad. Take this opportunity to self-reflect.
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@fag_daughter
I think the doomposting is stupid too, but this says nothing about anything. It's LoTT.
If you dropped a penny in Chaya's head, it would take 46 hours to hit something & echo for 5 days.
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@drmistercody
It's not a "bad take" to point out our president can't read despite being one of the most privileged people alive.
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@suchnerve
He made MN a trans sanctuary state & doesn't want to glass Gaza. As far as I'm concerned he's Karl Marx.
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@venusingatorade
completely insufferable response to the mildest intellectual pushback imaginable.
Non-vibes black hole response:
"wow, I didn't know that"
It's that easy!
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@kramazeek
@TheoGary
In their most passionate defenses, David Cage apologists can only work up the nerve to laud his stories as "worthy efforts" lol
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@melstonemusic
YES. The prequels should've Entirely focused on Anakin's journey as a slave. Going from a literal laboring slave, to an ideological slave to the Jedi & bureaucracy itself, then see him tragically fall to be a slave to Sidious.
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