@DeFozzy @anne38217 The problem is vampires don’t age.

@ask_aubry Someone learned the tiniest thing about performance management and thinks it can be applied, cruelly, to a relationship.

@ask_aubry Meanwhile gym bros ingest what is basically baby formula for big boys:

@EricaCampbell48 @ask_aubry Yup. When you have kids your car windows look like this.

@ScottYoshonis @ask_aubry My response to anyone saying that women are more emotional than men is ´then explain to me why 90% of violent crime is committed by men.’

@ask_aubry Someone needs to break it to Robyn that he hates her too. He just tolerates her because she’s young and hot and cooks and cleans for him. One day she won’t be young and hot.

@Scott01251507 @SaltyGoat17 I’m guessing after the recent fires, they will be reassessing the risks. Also, if water supply were taken into account, LA shouldn’t exist. The population is only possible because the water is brought from 300 miles away.

@tangodream @0xcusesfitness @ask_aubry I’m guessing he thinks being obtuse is cute.

@yourolpalinflo @gunsnrosesgirl3 What do you do with them?

@PangburnJo @ask_aubry Use of ‘sumit’ (usually spelled ‘summat’ and means ‘something’) is pretty limited to Yorkshire and Lancashire so I’m guessing Liverpool.

@ask_aubry Just wait until she learns about chlorine.

@ThatOtherMtnJoe @FloridaMan7745 @OpenSourceZone @J_L_Partners He also spelled “reins” incorrectly.

@FluentInFinance I’ll bet the apartments are HUGE!

@ronaldigray @fesshole And they are sadly lacking

@potatoslav The best baby shower gift I got was a bottle of gin.

@marleyj48905500 @ask_aubry I suggested an older woman as a reasonable guarantee that it would be someone this young gentleman wouldn’t be interested in.

@authenticme84 @ask_aubry Can’t two men share a urinal?