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5 years
This will save MY ACTUAL life 😀😀
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Me trying to not snitch on the “perfect” people my mum compares me to 🥴
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Dear mutuals, don’t let me down pls
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Ohhhh my days my commute suddenly looks alright
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If you go to East London you understand the struggle😭
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Just made my first proper meal after shadowing my mum in quarantine 😭// chicken Karahi >
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He studied international relations but still couldn’t do a long distance relationship
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Psychological thrillers >>>horror films
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I will pay someone to write this essay for me ffs
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5 years
Prince Harry did well dammmm
@Mul_OVO
𝙈𝙪𝙡 𑁤
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My First Lady of United Kingdom 🇬🇧
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I GOT A FIRST IN MY DISSERTATION DJJDJDJDJSJ ALHAMDULILAH
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4 years
When he makes you wear an ankle tag with tracking and 24/7 surveillance + a 6pm curfew😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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I CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH TODAY'S LOVE ISLAND EPISODE JUST SO I CAN SEE WES'S FACE WHEN HE FINDS OUT 'MEGAN'S MOVED ON'
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4 years
And where there's pure love, there is no room for anger of any kind.
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All the girls ganging up on that one confident girl who isn't a sheep - I love that ekin stood up for herself
@MuradMerali
Murad Merali 🇾🇪🇵🇸
2 years
No because I’m still not over this. Ekin Su really gagged her like that? #loveisland #loveislandreunion
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Like this and I’ll give you constructive criticism
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@ShkingLDN You’re mad mad bc she’s getting the clout u wish u hadddd
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When u trade 10 chips for a burger with your little brother
@BorisJohnson
Boris Johnson
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The deal is done.
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Evening walks in London with an espresso shot and an infinitely deep/dark velvet sky>
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4 years
Well if men had something interesting to say, maybe we’d let them talk imo 😅
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Imagine waiting months for pubs/restaurants to open and this is what’s served 🥴🥴 Was it really worth it?
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Crying . This from back from 2018 😭 I was only 2 hours late🙄
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@ranooshiee
رنا
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can we start a thread on ways immigrant parents have expressed they want us to come home? ill start
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When my mcm describes his ideal type but I’m not it 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
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Imjustbait stole my tweet and ended up getting 16000 likes ?!?!? Ffs
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My auntie is married into a Baloch family so I personally know that Baloch people are one of the most patriotic Pakistanis . Bun whoever tried to initiate this propaganda
@RadioPakistan
Radio Pakistan
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#PAKvAFG After winning the match by Pakistan team against #Afghanistan in #CWC19 , late night celebrations in Sui, #Balochistan #pakistanZindabaad #WeHaveWeWill
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That glow/noor that brides to be have prior to their weddings is so beautiful. People think it’s bc they’re eating clean etc, i disagree, think it’s something else
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5 years
Like this and I’ll give you an honest opinion about your tweets
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My flatmate is a final year medic who wakes up at 5am to go for a run and sleeps at 8pm. Hoping I pick up this routine up too.
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4 years
Where I come to clear my head in the mornings or to simply think//no one knows about this secret spot apart from my 2 close friends. Silence.
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4 years
About timeeeee
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Notice how this is all happening on Iraqi soil? A country that is and has continuously been dragged into mess.
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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IRAQ - Iran's Revolutionary Guards have launched dozens of missiles at US base - 13 rockets hit Al Asad Airbase, which hosts US forces in western Iraq - US confirms troops are under attack by Iran - Activity near US base in Erbil - Trump briefed - Oil surges by over 3.5%
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Prison is such a weird idea if you think about it. Take a teen , lock him up with career criminals + gang members then release him onto the streets with no other contacts/qualifications. You think when he comes out he’s going to be well adapted to society?
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People are acc being so rude to this girl ..... yes there were a lot of red flags that she ignored but that’s what happens when you like someone ....like you overlook stuff
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The weather in my town rn is mesmerising 🌈
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4 years
I hope I run into a multi millionaire who falls in love at first sight with me today and we marry within a month because this education thing is long bruv
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Say whaaaaaaaaa
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Imagine I was so knackered after uni today that knocked on my neighbors door thinking it was mine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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4 years
Anything tastes ten times better in a glass bottle tbh
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5 years
Who are you and how did you predict this !!!!!!??????
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4 years
View from my universities top floor tonight. I often daydream about working in Canary Wharf here.
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Brown twitter is actually so lost ngl
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Oxford as a town is literally my dark academia dream 😭
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The “Who are you trying to impress” girls are the absolute worsttttttt man
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London, I am in love wiv youuuu☔️
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Go shortyyyyyyy it’s ya birthday we gonna party like it’s ya birthday And we gon' sip orange juice like it's your birthday🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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I thought a girl tweeted this LOOOL
@TheMcBang
McBaŋɠ
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Pakistani men are good for nothing but disappointment 😔
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I understand mathematics but not my fellow gender 😭😭😭
@MalaikaAkialam
Akialam ౨ৎ
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The guy I rejected thrice got engaged lastnight, I’m hurt 😔🤟🏼
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My dad🤝telling me that he’s proud of me
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The weirdest side of twitter is the ones that discuss haplogroups. Get a life weirdos
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If I get a 200 likes on this tweet, I’ll do my dissertation on “ Twitter opinion mining using sentiment analysis”.
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😭😭😭
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No one: Computer Science students:
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We love to see it
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New York Post
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Pakistani Prime Minister suggests chemical castration for rapists
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Philosophy is dangerous if you have weak faith bc a strong ideology will almost most certainly come out on top
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The most successful relationships I’ve noticed irl (especially ones from our parents generation) have some unique qualities: 1.Working toward something together. 2.Common goals. 3.Ability to introspect. 4.Performance/calmness under pressure. 5. Love
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The Jeremy Corbyn policies I think will be the most effective: 1m new genuinely affordable homes within 5 years A halt of NHS privatisation More police and firefighters 400,000 green tech jobs A push towards removing tax loopholes for the wealthy
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3 years
Girls ! Pls help ! Which design for Eid ?!
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I was 20 during the first lockdown and I’m 6 months from being 22 and we’re still in lockdown ????????????? Not the best years of my life being taken away from me ffs 😓
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Eid Mubarak everyone ☺️
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Don’t care. My lawyers will be in touch with you for stealing content and trademarking it as yours .
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Priti Patel is playing a very smart game here . She knows that if she backs Boris Johnson she'll have secured a position in the cabinet.
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Your mcm wants you to split the bills but doesn’t recognise that there’s still a big unjust gender pay gap 🤯
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I miss my uni revising spot so much rn😭
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So my time on this app has come end 1) I wish you all well and may you all succeed in the future ! 2) If you ever hear about Jadoonistan just know I was behind that🤘🏽 3) If you want to keep in touch let me know 4) Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
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Y’all better stop being broke bois and find jobs that’s all I’m saying
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imran
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recession coming up y’all better lower that mahr that’s all I’m saying
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Brown girls after an hour of not tweeting about weddings/marriage/mother in laws 😩😩
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2nd year of uni????Just completed it bruvaaaaaa 🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Missing the motherland/village life a lil extra today🥺😢
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If I haven’t ever been in relationship etc , i expect the same from my future husband.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL .... this looks like my Linked In 😭😭
@StateOfLinkedIn
The State of LinkedIn
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We all know somebody, don’t we?
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I actually can’t imagine life going back to normal after quarantine ends negl
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Just got my GCSE results 🙈🙈🙊🙊 Can’t wait to start College 🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Sharam and haya is something that’s hard to find in men nowadays
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Went into the kitchen for the first time to make something this month ... traumatising experience tbh
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Pakistani men are KINGS today sir 🤝
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I’ve planned a lil baking day with my little brother today and I’m so excited that I’m wide awake at 7:37am like a child 😭😭😭
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Can everyone stop falling in love with me. Pls I’m serious
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Malala is one annoying individual ngl. I can’t finish watching any one of her interviews
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Who remembers watching Horrible Histories ? I miss that show
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Im sorry but we should NEVER be happy when someone’s health is deteriorating no matter how much we dislike them.
@Wasim_wazir
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Nawaz Sharif is about to die, Safdar got arrested, Maryam is also not well Bablu and Dublu are tweeting threats. Alhamdu Lillah Pakistan is going in the right direction. Thank you @ImranKhanPTI
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I had an interview yesterday and as part of the work its mandatory for them to know my height. SO WHEN THE LADY ASKS, PLEASE TELL ME WHY I BLURTED OUT 6FT 😭😭😭 I blame twitter for this height obsession ffs
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He’s going to absolutely murder me but look at what I found on my laptop this morning🥺
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How do people even drink lassi?🤢
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Location is America so it all makes sense now 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
@Nashaee____
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How he wake me up 😍😍😩 !!
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We are a part of a massive consumption-oriented economy, where success is measured in terms of how much you spend rather than how much you earn😐 Spending money before earning is like counting your chickens before they hatch. What if they don’t hatch?
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Right so which doctor/medicine student wants to marry me?
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So much pressure but there’s no way I’m crumbling 😌😌
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I see Nathia Gali 🥺🥺🥺🥺 It’s even more breathtaking in person.
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Pure men are for pure women. You need to meet that standard yourself before you start to expect it from your spouse. Full stop.
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The way me and my friends have stuck together despite us all going down different paths is just absolutely 🥰🥰 My sisters for real man😭
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Love a bit of toxic masculinity I can’t lie
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Like this tweet and I’ll tell you something I dislike about you
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My top 2 embarrassing moments on twitter: 1) When I said I was going to leave bt came back in 3 days 😭😭 2) When I got that BIDMAS q wrong😭😭
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I’ve had to take 25 16 year olds to bowl via the central line with my unis hr team. Nothing phases me anymore.
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Do men really think about trains and 19th century military conflicts v often though?!
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This fit screams “internship in London” 😂
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mfs promoting their deep quotes + tweets on fleets DFKMMM😭😭😭
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My kids will be going to this school. Currently on the waiting list 😌
@BramptonManor1
Brampton Manor
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Brampton Manor Academy, a state school in East London, is extremely delighted to announce that 51 students have received conditional offers to study at Oxford and Cambridge Universities in 2020. Massive congratulations to our incredibly talented and ambitious students.
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You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you
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