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📎There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. 🗡 #amquerying 🎮 Completing side quests📚 LR: Incidents Around the House ✏ Support Teachers 🍎🦋 WTMP 2023 Mentee

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2 months
Squid Game x Dead by Daylight 🗡️✨🗝️❤️‍🔥⏱️ To find her sister, Tate enters a deadly tournament of hide&seek where players are injected w/magic chosen by viewers. Survival depends on working with the enemy. He might save her life- if he doesn't take it first. #questpit #w #dystopian
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6 years
The Office Christmas Marathon: ▶️ Christmas Party 🔲 A Benihana Christmas 🔲 Moroccan Christmas 🔲 Secret Santa 🔲 Classy Christmas 🔲 Christmas Wishes 🔲 Dwight Christmas
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6 years
This bitch on Shark Tank... The day she gave birth was "humiliating and horrible" because she was in a hospital gown. The girl is in tears about how some nurse saw her backside... Maybe I'm being insensitive but looking good giving/after birth was not my top priority.
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7 years
I'm sorry to keep everyone in suspense. The boys are doing great! John is 6 lbs 10oz and Rhys is 7lbs 9oz. Man is already a dad and is taking care of everything! 😍😍😍
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WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS MAKE ME CRY
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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7 years
It is official. #BabyZillaIsComing
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5 years
I just want to say... for someone who literally did not produce enough to breastfeed her children (but had tons of resources and education) and is living every day with guilt... I appreciate those of you who stick up for moms like me.
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6 years
My husband once drove 8 hours round-trip to see me for 15 minutes. If he wants to see you, then he will make it known.
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4 years
TEACHERS ARE PEOPLE TOO TEACHERS ARE PEOPLE TOO TEACHERS ARE PEOPLE TOO TEACHERS ARE PEOPLE TOO TEACHERS ARE PEOPLE TOO TEACHERS ARE PEOPLE TOO TEACHERS ARE PEOPLE TOO TEACHERS ARE PEOPLE TOO TEACHERS ARE PEOPLE TOO TEACHERS ARE PEOPLE TOO TEACHERS ARE PEOPLE TOO TEACHERS ARE
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6 years
Some days I miss ex bff, but I have to remember that I miss the idea and not the actual person. I can't believe she never reached out to apologize or fix it. I've thought about "what's wrong with me" more after our friend break up than after the end of any relationship.
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6 years
Just let people like stuff. Geez. 🙄🙄 Except those blow job wedding pics. Those should never be a thing.
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7 years
THEY'RE BOYS. 💙
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5 years
Fun news for me: my department nominated me for Teacher of the Year. I'm super happy and grateful.
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8 years
Things that don't fix a relationship: Engagement 💍 Marriage 👰 Babies 🤰 Better options: Hard work Communication Forgiveness Willingness
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6 years
PSA: Just because you have unprotected sex does not mean you're going to get pregnant. Get to know your body, your cycle, and all the complexities of conception. Read: Taking Charge of Your Fertility by Toni Weschler.
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6 years
Reasons not to have children: * Because you're bored * To keep a spouse * To fix your life Babies are actual people. To put your problems on a child is immature and damaging in so many ways. LEARN COPING SKILLS.
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5 years
I don't know who needs to hear this, but switch the clothes from the washer to the dryer. I do. I need to hear this.
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7 years
Here is my transformation this year...
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8 years
Is there a more appropriate meme?
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7 years
Pregnancy confirmed. Blood has been drawn. Celebrating with Chick Fil A!
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6 years
Going to brag on myself. This is one month's difference. 4 days a week. 40 minutes a day. I feel SO good.
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6 years
Do not have children if you don't want them. Do not have children if you aren't 1000% positive that you're "ready" (whatever your definition of this is). Do not have children because you feel pressured. AND DO NOT TRY AND PERSUADE OTHERS TO HAVE CHILDREN IF THEY AREN'T READY.
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7 years
Seeing my husband transform into a dad was the most I have ever been in love with him. Until the very next time I see him snuggling our children... 😍
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6 years
My husband just allowed me to nap for an hour and a half and then take a long, hot shower while he was on baby duty. So basically we just renewed our marriage vows.
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7 years
6 weeks!
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7 years
As a teacher, I can 100% tell if you don't discipline your children. No labor pains needed. 💁
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7 years
Sorry not sorry for being MIA lately. We're in love.
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7 years
Ignore my dusty mirror. #36WeekBumpie
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6 years
November to now. 😊
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5 years
Wow. I'm so honesty shocked that I got this position. I'm so ready to work and deserve it. Ah! I'm just so happy! Thanks for the support everyone!
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7 years
I never knew I was incomplete until I had these boys.
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4 years
I don't want to piss people off even more, but when yall talk about what history books are going to look like in the future, please realize that most schools haven't gotten new books in 20 years and there are no plans to change that.
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7 years
Baby snuggles while Man gets some much deserved rest. I cannot even begin to tell your how much he's done over the last few days. I'm in awe.
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7 years
My c section is scheduled. For January 29th at 5:30am. It's like everything is becoming so real. 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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6 years
I'm Zilla. After reading through these I'm finally going to call my doctor.
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7 years
Single digits. Wow. 😳
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7 years
I love the comparisons!
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6 years
My husband has been on my wrong side lately. How are you going to sit there and play GTA for 8 hours while I run around and do everything for the kids? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY REAL HUSBAND?
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7 years
Today was my official due date. I've been a mother to my boys for 3 weeks (tomorrow) and I'm so overwhelmed with love and fears and hopes for them. I am so lucky that they are healthy despite being early and the complications that I had. I'm so happy.
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4 years
This one hit me.
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7 years
I'm having babies this month. 😳
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6 years
And I'm crying.
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7 years
We also announced the names today. (Man was too excited.) Our boys will be John and Rhys!
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6 years
A year ago, on Father's Day, we announced I was pregnant to our families. 😍
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6 years
8 weeks PP today and I fit in my pre-pregnancy pants! They're a little tight, but they fit! #MILFinProgress
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7 years
I'm crazy nervous.
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6 years
Damn it. I told them not to write on the walls.
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Stretch marks are your babies first drawings 😍😭
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7 years
Happy Thanksgiving. Please pray for all the families that are getting together for forced niceness today. Especially those who cannot partake in alcohol.
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7 years
A little bit of petty this morning... Do you ever stalk ex friends and it just brings a smile to your face because they fucked it up and you're doing better than ever? I like that shit. 😊
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6 years
MY BOYS SLEPT IN THE CRIB ALL NIGHT. AND THEY ARE STILL SLEEPING.
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6 years
My husband is making chicken Alfredo (and it tastes just like Olive Garden) while I play on the floor with the boys... So. Yeah. I think I'm living my best life.
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7 years
10 pounds until I'm at my pre-pregnancy weight! I've lost 50 pounds!!
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6 years
Also, unpopular opinion: I needed the stupid piece of paper when I got married. I didn't need the presents or the dress or the cake or the people. But I did need that piece of paper signalling to the world that we were in it come hell or high water.
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6 years
Me last December vs me this December!
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7 years
I know I post a picture of my bump approximately every other day... But it's just so crazy to see the progression!
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7 years
SECOND TRIMESTER IS HERE! #OOTD #Bumpie
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7 years
Teach your children how to cope... With boredom With failure With not getting everything they want With mean people With life
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7 years
21 weeks today. 😊 #Bumpie
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6 years
There is a parent arguing with my principal about her exam grade. She didn't show up. I gave her a 0. 🤷🤷🤷
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7 years
Top is slightly big, but this is my simple shower outfit. 💙
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6 years
Things I need for free: - all the cardigans - Ticonderoga pencils - storage boxes - G5 pens - cute and comfortable work shoes - sticky notes
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6 years
R JUST ROLLED OVER BY HIMSELF. J just keeps watching (and farting). He has 0 interest.
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7 years
Remember how I said Man left the ultrasound pictures at the office last week? We picked them up today. 😍
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7 years
So close!
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7 years
First day of school outfit. Yeah. I got a lot of belly stares. 😂😂
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6 years
Just cleaned out my closet. One full trashbag of trash. 5 full trashbag of donations. 3 items going to teacher bestie. Welcome to "DON'T WEAR CLOTHES YOU DON'T LOVE" 2019.
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6 years
Things I am here for: Workout selfies Accountability lists Outfits that make you feel good Babies Home decor Pets Teacher posts Things you appreciate about your significant other
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7 years
Also. Can we just... 😳😳😳😳😳😳
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6 years
So, today is my anniversary. 4 happy, wonderful, easy years with Man. He is the glue that holds our little circus together. I'm so so lucky to have him. We are lucky to have him.
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7 years
OUR COUCH IS HERE!! (ignore the old one in the background.) It's so big!
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6 years
😊 my most recent
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I'm officially on the baby wearing train!! R loves it!
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7 years
I just want to put out there that you don't have to like bring pregnant. You can complain and vent because it can really suck. Every pregnancy and person is different. People will have different struggles, likes, and dislikes.
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7 years
Wow. We've made it 34 weeks. And although I complain constantly and I'm not a happy unicorn pregnant lady, I'm so thankful that my body is able to grow two babies without major complications. Now we're just taking it one week at a time. #Happy34Weeks
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6 years
Is there anything more exciting than getting a new planner and knowing that you have all the things to plan?? 😍😍
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7 years
Three more days of work. Two more doctor appointments. One awesome date night. 😍😳😍😳😍😳😍
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6 years
MIL came over so I could write a paper and not lose time from my doctor appointment. Paper is done and she asked if I had anything to do for the next hour she wouldn't mind sitting with them while they nap. I think a bath and facemask sounds great.
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7 years
5 weeks! Today we're telling the family. 😍
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7 years
Ugh. Remember when I thought I was huge BUT THEN I ACTUALLY GOT HUGE? Yeah.
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6 years
If I worked at Disney, I wouldn't want to be one of the princesses. I'd want to be the Grinch. He has too much fun.
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7 years
Well. At this time next week, I will be getting ready to have my boys. It's mind boggling.
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7 years
Last NST. I made it halfway through my last meal. Prep starts at 4am. 😳
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8 years
Valentine's Day! #OOTD
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6 years
Bye bye C-section pooch! I love that my stomach is getting tighter and not hanging over my underwear so much! (Before my program ➡️ 2 weeks in ➡️ 4 weeks in)
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7 years
Sorry, ladies. I'm not quite ready to post photos yet. We're still dealing with a few recovery things.
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7 years
I'm sorry to keep everyone in suspense. The boys are doing great! John is 6 lbs 10oz and Rhys is 7lbs 9oz. Man is already a dad and is taking care of everything! 😍😍😍
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7 years
Proof for @IPromiseAlways ...
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7 years
Our school is allowing students to walk out of class (but not the building) on March 14th for the protest. My school is allowing these students 17 minutes to pay respect to the victims of Parkland. I'm actually really proud of the compromise.
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8 years
Does this look okay?
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6 years
Things I would do for myself if I had infinite amounts of money: * Eyelash extensions * Hair extensions * Diastasis recti surgery * Laser hair removal on my entire body * New house with dream en suite What would y'all do?
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7 years
So, at my hospital they play soft baby chimes every time a baby is born.
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6 years
I get so offended when people ask me how I do it with their wide eyes as they stare at my children. I do it because I'm a mother. Even if I had a choice to not do it, I would. I am obsessed with being their mother. Isn't that how it should be?
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7 years
Chief and Lady met the boys today and they did so awesome! 😍
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6 years
Milestones in life are supposed to challenge you, change you, and help you grow. I don't understand why we're expected to ignore this and not flaunt our successes. Engagement changes things. Marriage changes things. Pregnancy changes things. Parenthood constantly changes things.
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8 years
And we're off...
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7 years
If you smoke during pregnancy, then you're trash. End of story.
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6 years
Sorry not sorry... I am so proud.
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7 years
30 motherfucking weeks, bitches!!!!!
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6 years
Anyone who thinks a C-section is cheating can get the hell out.
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