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@zenyanna
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ｔｈｅ ａｎｎａｄｒｕ－ｊａｈａｄ. it's cold out there. better hoagie down. wife: @glamafonic. agender she/her lesbian. evil. aged LMAOOOOOO
gay bitch hell
Joined May 2014
i can't believe i have to pin this but. bsky: zenyanna.mastodon: zenyanna @ federatedfandom.tumblr: shaihuludhours.
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i know this guy is like an actual predator, a natural-born killer, a hard-core hunter born into the eternal cycle of violence, but what a cutie baby sweetie smooch smooch love u darling wahhhhh so cute baby kitten baby kissy xoxoxo.
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if u hated anne hathaway circa batman/les mis & are now praising her: . * i have not forgiven u.* i will never forgive u.* i know that u have a heart filled with falsehoods.
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miss 80s/90s anime promo art that was like "here's the team in a band. now they're cowboys. they're at a luxurious restaurant each with a bouquet of roses, for you." the show is about, like, 3-5 teenage boys who are clones of god forced to be assassins.
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hit "translate" and gasped out loud.
queria que ele metesse uma pedra de carvao na minha xota e me comesse até a pressao exercida transformar o carvao num lindo diamante momento esse onde ele me fista pra recuperar a pedra e usa ela pra me pedir em casamento
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"black sails is better than our flag means death" "our flag means death is better than black sails" why on earth do you only want one cake when you could have two cakes and perhaps even use the popularity of two cakes to leverage for further cakes.
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we are now entering the himbo preserve. please, no loud noises, as they will overturn the tram in their delight.
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at airport and i just came out to my dad in the stupidest and therefore most me way possible aka i said i don't eat chickfila and dad (asshole) said what because they believe in CHRIST? and i yelled I'M GAY in the middle of the hallway.
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everything i hear about the vampire chronicles novels has convinced me that lestat might be kind of stupid.
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i'm gonna be for real i have been in online fandom since 1998 and there have always been bullies; we just used to have more forums and websites, independent online venues that could be specific to particular shows, books, etc. the core problem is the internet is now 3 websites.
i remember seeing a video about how the pandemic allowed all those high-school bully type people to invade fandoms and deem normal community type things as cringe and bad and everyday I see just how true it is.
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i do think it would be very funny if in season two another pirate decides to pursue stede bonnet romantically & ed [still revenge mode] is like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god.
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she has ALWAYS been good and she has ALWAYS been beautiful, ever since princess diaries, when i was young and the world still rich with hope. yr just a fool.
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angela: genji, you seem changed.genji: i am a different man now. i am whole.[genji slices two dudes in half].angela: but you are still. doing this, i see.genji: oh i am like crazy good at murder now that i'm not having a mental breakdown, it is very dope.
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[closing my eyes in agony] that is the literal actual genre.
rewatching MIDNIGHT MASS and I have to say Flanagan making a story out of the uncanny cross-over in iconography and lore between vampires and Catholicism is one of the coolest and most inspired twists of the genre I've ever seen.
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ofmd | .stede: can't believe you set fire to a ship, leaving everyone aboard to burn alive.ed: you just did that like a month ago to that french party cruise.stede, chuckling sensibly: come, now. ed! the french aren't PEOPLE.
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ofmd | everyone's debating whether izzy should have an ex and who should play him when i think the funniest possible gag would be a third badminton brother who is come to collect on stede and ed's promises to the crown.
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iwtv coming to netflix is so important, this fandom desperately needs to be countered by an influx of normies.
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"is moira gay?" do you think a straight person looks like that.
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dad: you're gAY?.me: MY ENTIRE LIFE YEAH!!!!. and that was that.
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12yo me: is freddie prinze jr still popular.30yo me: he remains a sex symbol but it's difficult to explain this to you
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i've decided to main this. if anyone's a pillow princess it's edward teach, he has worked so hard for so long and he is so tired and i think that he deserves to be lovingly and tenderly taken care of. thank u.
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ummm what if i were a cardinal losing my religion 🫣 and u were the newly elected mouth of god 😳 and we kissed under the moonlight by the turtle pond 😂.
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james somerton making an apology video like babe. don't. it was so much braver to just delete and get a job.
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imagining daniel drawing an insulting stick figure of armand.
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can u believe kids these days can just read fanfic on their phones instead of carrying a binder of printed out fic to school with them.
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i'm so so so so SO SO SO SO happy that lestat is going to be on camera in-universe having a screaming crying throwing up meltdown because louis is living the single life finding himself.
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thinking about lestat saying fa***t on camera and the nightmare hellscape of twitter doing bi vs gay/slur reclamation/f-pass discourse.
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never allow yourself to forget thedas stands for "the dragon age setting".
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LOWER DECKS IS THE STAR TREK OF THE CENTURY.
Dr. Julian Bashir and Garak as a gay married couple is going to drive a particular segment of Star Trek fandom more insane than it already is and I am here for it. #StarTrek #LowerDecks #Bashir #Garak
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honestly i don't need details to believe iwtv should win every costuming award just on account of how they make sreid look like an 18-wheeler & azaman look frail, waif-like.
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louis asks lestat to divide 90 by 2 and lestat answers forty and louis just immediately starts undressing. you're so fucking stupid. have me on this floor.
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judging by their color schemes i am happy to report keith and lance are lesbians
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need you to understand this happening 10 years ago would have descended into a screaming fight and i lowkey still expected that but sometimes i just get mad. So.
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"chatgpt helped this person with a busy schedule plan meals" i think it would be nice if in one hundred years water still existed on this planet !.
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keep your hands off my ex-boyfriend who is also my soulmate and also i am going to stab him and make him cry.
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those are the pants the villagers gave sam reid after he killed a pack of dingoes.
sam wearing red velvet pants at sdcc. like lestat's red velvet cloak
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the last time anything was normal around here.
Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
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SOME FUN TRANSFORMERS OPINIONS:. * bumblebee is sexually and romantically attracted to human women, SEE: mikaela banes; charlie watson in the reboot.* read john barber's optimus prime, cowards.* megatron and optimus prime have fucked. will fuck. are currently fucking.
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i don't consider it misogyny to call out a woman for using a private jet. i think we should call out every single person using a private jet. i think we should all be agitating over the us military's carbon emissions, by far one of the world's greatest polluters.
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stephen king: all the losers longed after beverly, in some small way.andy muschietti: no. all the losers longed after ben.
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I'M SOBBING, YOU DIE TELLING A MAN YOU LOVE HIM THEN YOU MAKE HEAVEN FOR HIM AND HE DOESN'T EVEN CALL YOU? STRAIGHT MEN ARE A FUCKING JOKE.
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why would you use chatgpt to make a grocery list. can't you just look in the cupboard and the fridge and go oh damn i'm out of juice. is chatgpt familiar with your freezer inventory. have you so little capacity for critical thinking you cannot deduce whether you've enough eggs.
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listen: setting up character arcs and plot beats then fulfilling those is. good writing. shock value & twists~ that undermine the narrative and its integrity are not.
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this isn't specific to neil gaiman but the rapidity with which any discussion of any revelation of abuse done by a Celebrated Person turns to litigating personal feelings about their work is grotesque.
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guys i think this movie is gonna be genuinely good.
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ofmd | .i do think we should consider the possibility that not only is ed immediately bonerstruck [ac/dc voice: you've been. bonerstruck] by romantic hero stede, stede is immediately bonerstruck by goth death metal goddess ed.
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the idea that bram stoker, an irish protestant in the late 1800s, wrote a novel about a wealthy and sinister foreign royal heavily associated eastern christianity itself conflated in much of western protestantism with catholicism in the era-.
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"he is in tragic unrequited love with blackbeard" that is very sad for him but very funny for me. anyway wouldn't it be hilarious if he wound up against his will in a fraught but very stupid will-they-won't-they with a british officer who is a third badminton brother.
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you're not thinkin' here, buster! "oh, no, i refuse to have a second delicious seven-course meal of all my favorite foods." stop! you can have a second delicious seven-course meal of all your favorite foods! IT'S CAPITALISM THAT TELLS YOU YOU DON'T DESERVE IT.
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cassandra clare is a plagiarist and a liar, with a long history of abusing her popularity and power within and without fandom to bully people who have only marginally bothered her by their existence into silence and dissolution.
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angela: i abhor violence.zenyatta: yes, violence for the sake of violence is terrible.zenyatta: i am winking btw.
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i am NOT stepping into nosferatu discourse but i will say that a lot of people simply do not know what horror is + have misled themselves into believing gothic = beautiful decadent women-empowered-thru-darkness.
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fully blasted him out of mainstream media. dude ceased to exist in the public sphere the moment he got decked.
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"where does armand even gaslight louis?" well. he did canonically erase and rewrite louis' memory and then lie to him for decades that t'was he, armand, who saved louis' life.
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murasaki shikibu did NOT invent the novel exactly one thousand years ago for you to act like jk rowling invented women putting words together.
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never forget the funniest thing bill skarsgard did in costume (showed off his eye trick to hader and scared the shit out of him)
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the litany of catholic vampire films + films and literary traditions associating slavs and eastern orthodoxy with vampires will not be pleased to hear flanagan invented religious symbolism.
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but i also do not take izzy hands anywhere near as seriously as many other people do, because to me he is shrimply small angry asshole man.
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but in the before times, before the internet was reduced to facebook, twitter, and google, you could set up another forum very very easily. you can't do that anymore. we're all trapped in here together. but it's wrong to pretend that there was ever a Pure, Mystical Good Fandom.
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every ghost romance that ends with the ghost ~moving on~ is an act of cowardice, i'm saying marry the ghost. i'm saying FUCK THE GHOST. i'm saying when you die, you and the ghost can haunt together.
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and i mean, bullies and bad actors could and did kill entire forums and websites. this happened constantly in the 90s and 2000s. very famously cassandra clare was integral to shutting down gryffindor tower, but i lived thru sooooo many other forum death spirals.
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ppl who can't perceive the appeal of making love with a monster or alien are weak and will perish first in the coming winter.
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where's this level of support when i'm talking about megatron making love to optimus prime. bastards.
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let jaime lannister retire to tarth where he's just brienne's lazy house husband, runs all the accounts, hypes her up 24/7.
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must a movie (it 2019) be good? is it not enough to become overly invested in what the characters could have been and the lives they might have led, in the absence of true character direction&purpose within the script and final product?.
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@MilesKlee saw toy story 3. at the incinerator scene a child very loudly asked, "mama why you crying?" while you could audibly hear every adult in the theatre sobbing.
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my struggle as a devout last jedi hater (answer for your fucking crimes wrt diminishing finn + making him into a gag character) when all the other last jedi haters are racist misogynists.
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pennywise: we have free healthcare down here.me: [actually kicking him in the face in my haste to wiggle into the sewers].
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i don't mean to dogpile here but it is in fact much more difficult to be artistically creative when everything you love is being systematically destroyed around you, your friends are dying, and you witness atrocities and violence all about the globe.
From GRRM’s latest blog post:. ‘I still haven’t written Winds of Winter… uhhh… because of fascism.’
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turning daniel is going to give armand one century-long migraine, just vampires constantly psych-messaging him like COME GET YOUR FUCKING DOG (daniel molloy).
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you can eat beef stroganoff as many nights in a row as you want to eat beef stroganoff. that's just a thing you can do, in life. this is a philosophy that guides my life,.
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please do not tell ofmd fans they should Get Into the Terror, first of all they are grieving, and secondly i've only been drifting around the outskirts of terror fandom for about two months and these very lovely and charming and sweet doctoral students do NOT need that energy.
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i'm gonna be honest. this is mostly just about your own changing tastes because third person has been the predominant POV for fic since the like 60s.
the evolution of fanfiction going from predominantly first person to predominantly third person is the definition of maturing.
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why does he hold the glass like a wealthy 40-something at a gentleman's club, discussing the horse racings
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i should clarify that when i think "devil's minion in the 70s," i don't mean, like, an active happy loving romance with daniel and armand. i mean that i want armand being like a horny jigsaw in daniel's life for a solid twenty years. just going fully evil psycho mode on danny.
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i hate many of these things but it's kind of wild how much of this post is just Women are Bad, women aren't queer, women aren't gay, women readers are responsible for publishers creating hashtags and trends all on their own to move product,.
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one of many things i enjoy about brienne/jaime is how it has this constant undertone of like. jaime: lol i bet u wanna date me.brienne: no.jaime, sweating: LOL WE SHOULD GET MARRIED.brienne: no.jaime, having a panic attack: WE'LL HAVE FIVE KIDS,.
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nosferatu making big money. i DON'T care what the critical or audience opinions are, i'm just excited that the guy who made the northman is surely going to receive another big paycheck to do something wildly self-indulgent that will polarize audiences (like the northman).
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@boasterkeaton people are arguing that black sails is like, TOO DARK, or our flag means death is TOO SILLY, and it's like buddy. buckaroo. my guy. they're different genres lol.
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i for real missed lestat so much. furious about it. he's such a huge bitch and i like him.
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@Valerie_Sparkle there's just no way to prepare for it. it's like opening an ancient book and your eyes land directly on a cursed verse and then it's too late.
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this thread very rapidly devolved into me thinking about how i'm really hungry and wanna eat.
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this is a child. this is a beautiful child. this is a beloved child, of the lord.
put this animal together last night with dot minky fabric and i nearly cried because it looks like it has a disease
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obsessed with actual lestat (not armand's recollection of lestat, not louis' recollection of lestat, not the creature from claudia's journals) having perpetually red-rimmed eyes and finger-combed hair and a bonkers wardrobe. .
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that's really what it comes down to is i think we're told we can't eat too much chocolate but you should and can eat as much chocolate as you want. who's gonna stop you. the cocoa cops? fuck those guys. I Wanna Eat Some Milky Ways So Bad But I Don't Have Any Is What's Going On RN.
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richie tozier is for us gays with bad personalities and no impulse control but big fat juicy hearts.
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if any of these "it's dangerous to put movie tie-in covers out where children might think they can read mature content" concern trolls knew the shit i was reading at age 11 they'd die.
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