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Standing at a slight angle to the universe: current affairs, politics, and the rest. he/him 🏳️‍🌈 📸: @zefrographica | @zefrog @mas .to | @zefrog .bsky.social

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Nicolas Chinardet
2 years
My ambition to be a writer has so far only resulted in three short stories. The muse is proving restive! You can find my efforts here: together with synopses and an anonymous feedback form. Enjoy! #WritingCommunity #shortstory #iamwriting #queerfiction
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@david_r_morgan Also known as what bad lighting and lack of grooming will do to a face...
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@marksandspencer I hear Santa's Yumnut goes particularly well with Seamen's Nutkum
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@TomScanlon Does she accept commissions?
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If Johnson was trying so hard to get ventilators, why go to Dyson (who doesn't make ventilators) and ignore actual ventilator manufacturers? #r4today
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@kelvmackenzie You're a former editor of the Sun, you don't get to take the moral high-ground. Ever.
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@loosewomen Next week on Loose Women: Democracy, how overrated is it?
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@FTLP_FTT I have a lot of sympathy for the Greens, their policies, and goals, but I'm sorry: Miliband is right here. Ramsay's stance is textbook NIMBYism
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@BBCBreaking "If Liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear" This quote by George Orwell is carved in your very wall at Broadcasting House (next to the statue of Orwell)... What a joke!
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@PaulBrandITV You mean the first one who got caught, right?
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@PippaCrerar "Those pesky journalists doing their job! I would have got away with it, were it not for them!"
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@KeejayOV3 "Oh, shit, I'm rambling and losing them. Let's get back to something I know fires them up"
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@KatyMontgomerie This may be why
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Trans Safety Network
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Some preliminary testing indicates that Twitter is deboosting tweets containing certain words, including preventing them being shown as previews in DMs. Current suspected words include (without letters not punctuation): - Tr @ns - G @y - Lesbi @n - Qu££r - Bisexu @l Try yourself.
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The Tories' new 'educational' slogan "One Britain, One Nation," is disturbingly reminiscent of an older slogan: "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer" (one people, one realm, one leader)... #OBON #OBONDAY2021
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@nadhimzahawi You utterly shameless scoundrel!
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@TomScanlon Asking for a friend, obv...
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Sky and the BBC are both describing Galloway as a "controversial left-winger" this morning. Oddly they never describe Farage as a "controversial right-winger". Why is it only the left that needs singling out in this country? #r4today
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@ClarkeMicah @mailplus Ironic of the Brown Shirts-loving Daily Mail to publish this sort of rubbish... Does that mean the Mail is left wing too?
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I wish I could go back in time and watch #TheAdamProject ( @netflix ) for the first time again. It's fun (plenty of action), witty (some proper zingers), moving (get your tissues), and it's got a great cast, led by @VancityReynolds ) - pretty much my recipe for a perfect film!
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#RRRMovie on @netflix is great fun to watch. Short review (on FB):
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@Keir_Starmer @HumzaYousaf "Congrats, btw you're shit, we're great" 🙄
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It HAS worked
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The calculation is that, with the support of most of the media, the British public can be made angrier about innocent foreigners than guilty politicians responsible for thousands of British deaths. And all while claiming to care about ‘Christian’ values. It will work too.
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@johnestevens @GregHands They can't even sort their own comms and we are supposed to trust them running a country?!
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Daily Mail attacks politician for past links with paedophiles http://t.co/miFTydmShy oh, sorry, wrong pic! (Thx to @ScrappySO196PB ) #R4Today
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@LBC @NickGibbUK @IainDale Mr Gibb appears to be under the impression that the UK has had a Labour government for the past 13 years...
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@LBC @TheSpurrShow Next on @LBC : Should a brand employ black models to sell to white people? The state of you!
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@transportgovuk Oh, so you've sorted climate change, have you?
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@FTLP_FTT Labour shouldn't have ditched that pledge but that's not what NIMBYism is. It's weakness and lack of leadership
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@markjenkinsonmp @BorisJohnson @Keir_Starmer Good to see a Tory finally getting concerned with cronyism and dodgy connections... but, you know, people in glass houses...
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@BBCNews Hey, @BBCNews , how can this be a "women's right event" when its leading figure (who is supported by Nazi groups!) says herself she is not a feminist, and opposes a number of existing procreative rights?
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@bluntesttool @david_r_morgan I used the word advisedly :)
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@JimMFelton
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Anyway if Kelvin Mackenzie wants to talk healthcare contributions here are his
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@prageru But if women can now wear trousers, does that make trousers women's clothes? and does that mean man can't wear trousers any more? 🤔🧐
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The Tories must be very confident of the result of Gray's investigation to hide behind it at every opportunity #r4today
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How the U.K. Became One of the Poorest Countries in Western Europe Britain chose finance over industry, austerity over investment, and a closed economy over openness to the world.
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Trafalgar square, central London, right now. "Stop killing us" "I can't breathe" #BlackLivesMatter
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@BorisJohnson @Hillingdon And boy, do you know a lot about toxic hot air!!!
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@UKLabour Sorry, but that's not true
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It's amazing, isn't ? Harris hasn't even been selected yet and #r4today is already trying to pull her and her record apart. Yet they give no scrutiny to Trump, only reporting his utterances unquestioningly and often breathlessly
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Any chance of applying the same scrutiny to the liar, rapist and felon leading the GOP cult, @BBCR4Today ? #r4today
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@NileGardiner Those bloody Marxist Welsh! Using their own language to name part of their country! How very dare they jettison their overlord's language?! Go have a lie down, mate!
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Zahawi complaining to the Mayor of London on twitter that there are now homeless people IN MAYFAIR!!!, when rough sleeping, which was visibly down under New Labour, rose by 74% under his mates's rule is peak hypocrisy. Utterly despicable
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@nypost These are the real groomers...
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Also, how does one move from Valet to CEO?!
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SUNDAY TIMES EXCLUSIVE Prince Charles’s top aide, Michael Fawcett, has stepped down over evidence he "fixed" a CBE for Saudi tycoon who gave £1.5m to palace charity Prince himself gave Saudi the honour in private ceremony after series of secret meetings
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@timothy_stanley You seem confused. Isn't a "massive cheque book" a cashless means of payment? 🤔
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@UKLabour In the past few months there has been statements, actions (and inactions), and votes that prove this is no longer the case. Stop the facile pinkwashing and put your house in order!
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@mrjamesob That's ok! They lit up up Downing Street in blue and yellow last night, so it's all good, because, ya know: Johnson has been very clear he opposes gesture politics, so...
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@GadjiMiko @marionolite @AAstierOff C'est bien connu que les noirs furent inventés par Scarlett O'Hara, et que les gays apparurent spontanément en 1969 pendant les émeutes de Stonewall...
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@GMB @susannareid100 @SuellaBraverman The woman lives in cloud coucou land... As for the cost of housing the migrants and the application backlog, both of this are results of Tory mismanagement. They are keener on dogwhistle politics than really solving the problem
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@chlortisokay Sous l'asphalte, les pavés... Sous les pavés, la plage?
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@Channel4News @krishgm Sounds about white...
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@SuellaBraverman You really have no shame, have you?
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@PaulBrandITV of course, he did... *eyeroll*
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@OliverDowden Don't pretend you and your mates care about London and its transport system. If you did, you'd give TfL the funding it needs. You are just using this crisis for political point scoring. Petty but typical
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The bunch of self-serving charlatans currently in power in the UK and daily playing fast and loose with truth and facts make April's Fool day very redundant indeed
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@Femi_Sorry @Keir_Starmer @jesushouseuk The only explanation is that it was deliberate. Of all the churches available they went for one that had been visited by a Tory PM before. And one whose views can easily be found online because of the coverage that previous visit generated. It's another dog whistle to the right
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@prageru And does that mean men should now wear only shorts (which women also wear!!!!), and isn't showing off your legs a little bit gay, anyway? OMG!!! I'm never leaving the house again!
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@k_mcq FUCK OFF!
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@brokenbottleboy Typical of the empathy-free Tory outlook: it didn't happen to me, so it doesn't matter
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@the_tpa At least we know how much they are paid and by who... unlike you lot.
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Robinson is now openly citing the Daily Mail and the Sun as his sources of information. How is getting you cues from right-wing rags impartial? #r4today #bbcbias
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@SunPictureDesk Not for the Sun, no
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The establishment at work #r4today
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It’s not Harry’s blushes being spared, but Andrew’s, but for some reason* the Mail seems determined to attack Harry and rehabilitate Andrew. *We know the reasons
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@darrenmccaffrey The same Marcus Fysh who just voted in favour of the Nationality and Borders Bill...? *eye roll*
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There. Is. No. Invasion #r4today
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Here is where the UK sat last year in terms of asylum applications per head. Below Germany, France, Italy, Spain and Belgium.
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I can't help feeling that Mrs May's fine words against the #NIProtocolBill would gain much credibility if she had voted against that Bill she thinks is so bad, rather than simply abstain. No Tory MP voted against, but 72 abstained. The vote was won by 74 votes #r4today
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@SkyNews So... they've already missed a day on the job? Start as you mean to go, I suppose, hey?
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@jk_rowling I'm one of the "gay people" (unlike you!) and I don't feel "redefined". I do feel that this hateful campaign against trans people, orchestrated by a vocal tiny coterie, is the thin end of a dangerous and worrying wedge... First they came...
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@nadhimzahawi It's not looking too "happy and peaceful" for you so far, is it? As for prosperous, I'm sure you have well-paid accountants at hand to help with that
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@metpoliceuk Downing Street is teaming with Met Officers. They would have been aware of all those parties (including the ones we haven't heard about yet). Why didn't act at the time?
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@NadineDorries @lewis_goodall The PM has been many things about this. Clear is most definitely not one of them, inventing one contradictory excuse after another, without ever telling the truth, as we now know
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@IsabelOakeshott Two years on from the start of the pandemic, there are still an awful lot of people in Britain getting ill with the virus... My boss (and several members of his family) only last week
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@theJeremyVine They grow so fast at that age...
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@FoldUpToys Terfie MacTerfface?
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Racists thugs have set fire to a Rotherham hotel housing migrants, after the police retreated...
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The Holiday Inn hotel is now on fire. Words cannot express my anger and horror at what I’m witnessing. I just hope there are no residents inside the hotel
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One from the vaults, but as true now as ever:
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Femi
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If you support Brexit, knowing the referendum has been officially declared fraudulent, knowing that the main promises have been proven to be false, knowing that the generations living with this mess voted against it... You don't believe in democracy. You just believe in Brexit.
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Not only has the BBC chosen a black actor to play the next #DrWho , he also has Rwandan origins.. Talk about trolling Johnson and his shysters! Good work!
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The BBC is playing a very dangerous game here. The tweet is still live even though the headline has been changed (and the article doesn't say anything about the guy doing drag)
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@TimeOutLondon Poor @Number10cat . Hasn't he suffered enough already?
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@IsabelOakeshott I only wear a mask in public transport and indoor public spaces these days, but if people want to wear them outside (perhaps they forgot to take it off coming out of a shop, as I often do), it's their choice, something I understand you are normally all in favour
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@bbcdoctorwho Not only has the BBC chosen a black actor to play the next #DrWho , he also has Rwandan origins.. Talk about trolling Johnson and his shysters! Good work!
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@10DowningStreet What about doing the same for when there isn't a strike?
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@AdamBienkov Tory MPs are now openly advocating... *checks note* sub-judice torture for thought crimes... in Parliament... FFS!
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@professor_dave
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For #WorldBookDay the 9yo's school asked them to come in wearing their comfiest clothes that they would like to curl up and read in. And the older kids had to take in a book to read out-loud to a child from Reception or Year 1.
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@BBCNews Funny how Rowling only invokes women to bash trans people. She never says anything about the real discriminations meted on them all the time. Almost as if it's not really women she cares about
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@Pianolady3_4 @JuliaHB1 @BorisJohnson @IainDale I think her account has been hacked...
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@TomTugendhat @mikegalsworthy You should tell that to your boss. Not Twitter
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#r4today is reporting on the lower-than-expected economic growth in the past few months. The pandemic is obviously mentioned as a cause for the previous economic decline. Not a word about Brexit however, whether as a limitation or a boost to growth. What an oversight!
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@jonsopel @DanNeidle Gracious? It's bombast, without a trace of shame or regret
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@TabitaSurge @liamkeith84 I briefly transitioned in Sainsbury's this morning too!!! 😳 And again a bit later in my kitchen! Eat your heart out, Orlando!
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@UKLabour How fucking dare you?!?!
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@BethRigby Now, do Braverman!
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@PaulEmbery Sounds great, thanks for the recommendation!
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@AdamBienkov As wrapping himself in the Union flag begins to fail to help him, Johnson reaches for the Ukrainian one...🙄
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@montie This is ridiculous, salaries are not calculated or indexed on commuting costs. Also, if you are going down that road, working from home creates new costs for workers (extra use of energy and water, for example), are you going to consider that in your new pay scale?
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@BethRigby Does she not have access to a TV?
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@ikisnick The 90s called: they want their hot take back... cancer as the respectable disease, while AIDS is for perverts 🙄
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