Dr. Zeeba Usofi. MS, DrNB
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Surgical Oncologist| Musician at heart| Blogger bio :The Oncoholic| Mumbaikar|
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Cz our
#ayush
can be trained simultaneously in Oncology,ortho, Homeo, Ayurveda and still can't write what the patient is suffering from. And I here need to specialise in an organ for cancer surgery.
#MedTwitter
@IndianMedicalAs
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When you have just returned from work and the house is a mess thanks to AC installation.
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Representing my institution
@basavatarakam
Indo American Cancer Hospital and my nation,
#India
at
@SG_BCC
at
#Vienna
#Austria
. Small splash in the ocean of knowledge that is this conference!!
@PMOIndia
#MedTwitter
#breastcancer
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@rishikagupta__
I know a lot of us will tell you what you should have done. But when it happens, in that moment, you’re simply so confused/angry/embarrassed that you cannot get a hold of your emotions. So sorry it happened to you. I wish you well.
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The power of muting someone on
#Twitter
is just priceless! Specially people who ask me to mind my language cz "how can a lady?"😅
#feminist
#patriarchy
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@Least_ordinary
"Look at me. How I look 45 when I'm 33 earning like an 18 y old. You don't want to be aunty...no nono..."
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So glad to be back to
@basavatarakam
. It’s like I never left! Never felt more at home than this. Some unlearning. Some relearning. Being with the masters is a feeling that is unmatched.
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Hopelessly delayed flight+sleep deprivation+getting splashed puddle water on by a car while waiting for a cab at 5am, can't say I'm too excited to go to
#Ahmedabad
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Inauguration of the SSI Mantra Robot, the first Indian made robotic surgical system, at our hospital in Ghatkopar will be held on the 29th of this month. I appeal to all my colleagues and friends to kindly support us in this venture.We’re looking forward to hosting you
#Robotics
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There's a reason why a doctor must not make decisions for a patient who's related closely to them. I found myself reading guidelines because I somehow forgot everything before deciding treatment for Primary peritoneal Ca in my MIL.
#oncology
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The highlight of the my past 2 years in Mumbai. Had very many 1sts.
Bought a car
Learnt to drive said car
Learnt to drive in and out of Kurla ( separate qualification)
Smiled
Drive on the coastal road with my fav buddy, mum
Little things I failed to see…
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#filter
cuz
#nofilter
is for the flawless. That said I embrace my flaws but why does twitter have to know 😂😂
Happy
#selfcare
#sundayvibes
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A first year surgery resident got stabbed in the neck by relatives of a deceased patient. Read that again.
Stabbed in the neck.
#MedTwitter
I❤️my india. Where docs are "God's" who get stabbed in the neck.
#Yavatmal
#doctor
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You can spend 15 years of your life training to finally beg the damn HR to lift your call to enquire about an opening. Who gave HR the right to make us look like beggars? The HR is not capable to decide our worth! Ridiculous!
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Got amma to take the
#WesternLine
and
#MumbaiMetro
the same evening. 😂 She's texting her sister about it right now !
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Feeling positive and happy after a long time.
I was a part of a surgery which I had not done before thanks to my boss at
@KDAHMumbai
Feels amazing when your seniors show faith in your skills.
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Cowards on the internet know nothing better. Hacked my
#INSTA
and messaged me profanity. Redacted so that some of you won’t get offended. If this is not hate towards a Muslim woman, I don’t know what is. Don’t tell me what I should have done. Bye!
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Because, everyone is doing it. But I really mean it. 😃
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And somehow I feel obligated to protect his identity but it is also Laughable (LoL), Shitty, Toxic certificate from a Clown. Therefore the emoticons.
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Today's undisputed King is tomorrow's entitled brat and will be dragged in this dirt called social media where cowards hide behind phone screens and fighters just lose hope. Reality check.
#ViratKohli
#GOAT
𓃵
#ICCT20WorldCup2022
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Perks of moving. Finding stuff from 15 years back
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New year, new Sunday, first Sunday evening, old feeling of doom, old Monday morning awaited with long list of surgeries to complete, old rewarding feeling, nothing new..
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How do you deal with rude af nurses who are themselves good for nothing and give the other good nurses a bad name! I'm not expecting respect as a superspecialist doctor but as a fellow human being.
#MedTwitter
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Doctors. Only people expected to deliver in thunderstorm or any calamity.
How do you do that when cabs,autos,
@Uber
refuse with the drop of some rain!
#MedTwitter
#mumbairain
#doctor
#BreastCancerAwareness
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I think we can all agree how tired I look on my way to work!
@angryoldman27
wearing scrubs inspired by you. Leaving on time in this beautiful city of
#Mumbai
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Clicking on this link just takes a few secs and the blog won't take more than a few minutes. Why don't you give it a read
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Riding
@Olacabs
in suzuki espresso a.k.a. AC Autorickshaw. It took me a while to manage typing this tweet. The struggle is real .
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@Dr_Me_Shi
Hehe this is just funny though. Imagine this Dentist:We have successfully managed your rotten tooth. Would you like a hair transplant to complete the look? You’re kind of balding.
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Me: Mom i made a large international transaction over my credit card and converted the payment to EMI, isn't that cool
Mom: Jitna chadar hai utna pair failao
#facepalm
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@angryoldman27
@DoctorHussain96
What science is getting destroyed by a simple optical manipulation? Aisa kya barbaad ho gaya??
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I don't think I'd be operating on so many patients from indore if i were even living in
#indore
as many as I have operated while being in Kokilaben, Mumbai. You can get big hospitals there but can't change mentality!
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I've realised, I've gone from "I can't work out on my own" to "I just wanna work out on my own. Go away" just over the past 3 years.
#gymgirls
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I don’t understand how most people blatantly withhold information, then act as if you were already supposed to know it like it were common knowledge, take offence for not having reacted “appropriately” and still call women drama queens 👸
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Please watch this video and don’t think you’re dying because you took covishield. We all did. Specially doctors. The chances of a population succumbing to MI or strokes are higher due to poor general condition and lifestyle.
Please watch this video before being scared of dying from Covishield vaccine.
Also, you have a higher chance of getting a stroke or an MI bcoz of your lifestyle, addictions, diet. If you are really scared of dying, then try to change that.
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When human life is a joke, the world goes to dogs. Actually the world would be better if it went to dogs.
#vaishnodevi
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This could be my something new
Hoping to bridge the gap between patient understanding of disease and the healthcare provider.
Show some lou. 😁
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#Mumbai
winters require AC on a mid December night. No wonder the rest of the country makes fun of us!
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What happens when you play after a year!
Why did I stop playing...
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Sometimes, it's hard to love yourself inspite of all your flaws; your job, your family, your choices, your body , your face.... So many reasons to hate yourself. So many things that can affect your mental health and completely throw you off your poise and comfort..1
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NEVER book ANYTHING through
@agoda
1. The app is full of bugs
2. Got my credit card to get blocked
3. Charged my credit card and refused to acknowledge that the payment was made
4. Helpline numbers are INVALID. And there are 2 of them for India
5. The help chat ……
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I think the idea behind building a network of
#mumbaimetro
is to make people so claustrophobic because of the rising pillars and narrowing roads that they flee the city thus solving it's traffic problem.
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Blazing gold Bentley on Western express Highway in the morning sun!
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My whimsical ass sat itself down
Thus I played my guitar after so long
The left hand hurts, the right's clumsy
That's where this heart does so belong
Just brushing up my scales. I hated the scales..
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The HR has a single job to do. And that’s “How do I make myself look important today?”
Waste of oxygen
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Let me give you something good to read on a Sunday morning! Here's to
#patriarchy
#Feminism
and
#IranRevolution2022
I had to write outside my comfort zone. The world needs to wake up to
#IranRevoIution
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While the HR department celebrate navratri by wearing different colours everyday, I can completely understand that they're busy
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I refuse to believe that India has less than 2000 COVID-19 cases. Its impossible. It's under reported.
That is easily a good number of active cases in Dharavi of Mumbai. So stop acting all high and mighty and stay the fuck home!
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What's the one thing you'd like to improve on this year? I'll start:
Reduce the time and energy I spend on overthinking and agonizing to no avail.
#NewYearsResolution
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Like really. This
@SAGES_Updates
page is run by dads unlimited!
"What did the gallbladder say to the kidney?
Let's get stoned..."
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This is Johnny Bravo. He belongs to my older brother. He holds my essentials for me with a smile. Now that I’m moving, I’m torn. Should I just take him or leave him with his rightful owner?
Well adjusted adult talks.
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Check It's a Wednesday and it feels like a Saturday
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If you talk enough shit, you are bound to draw flies 🤷🏻♀️
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Well some stability is still stability
If you still have
the same mobile number
for 5 years,
you're a very stable person.
😄😄
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When you over emphasise the importance of “clipping” the tumor prior to chemotherapy
#breastcancer
#breastcancersurvivor
#screening
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Growing up is owning up to your choices no matter what chaos follows.
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Nothing like morning suburban edition of
#fastandfurious
in an autorickshaw. I can swear we would have flipped over.
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Hardened veteran kitty with zero f*cks to give sits amidst human n’th attempt at digging and refashioning a perfectly good road by good ol’ BMC aka MCGM while we lesser mortals stumble across the street to go to work.
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This road trip back home on a
#Saturdaynight
makes me regret why I decided to go out in the first place. I should be in bed by now and starting my REM phase.
#old
#thirtyplus
#mumbai
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Learnt the physical limits of work/labour
Learnt to say no
Learnt to put myself, my health first
Learnt to laugh at myself
Took therapy
Meditated
Binge-watched Suits just for the hype
Solo trip by the beach
Saw my goals for real this time
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I’d attend
@SAGES_Updates
for the breaks 😄
In honor of
#SAGES2023
being in Canada, we will be playing nothing but Nickelback during session breaks.
Rock on.
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It happens only in India. Another reason why we cannot blame other countries when they refuse to recognise our degrees.
This guy is a cardiologist, dermatologist, pain specialist.. everything.
Ayur-vedhiyas ka Jonny Sins.
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It’s something very sinister and peculiar to India
And this comes from a personal experience. Inspire of being a doctor!
What’s wrong with gynaecologists here? Went to take a prescription for a contraceptive pill that is similar to the one I was having in Germany, for my endometriosis. The first statement she uttered: “have a baby, career can wait.”.
I suddenly miss Germany now!
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Did NOT think this was a matter of National concern 😂
Sorry but i wear the male cap like most women surgeons 🤣
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As an empath with the power to heal, I can't do squat if you won't come to me!
Here's my new blog on awareness of breast cancer in the trans community
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How is it the women "gossip" and men have "healthy discussions" about someone's marital status, kids, jobs, weight, eating habits, casual sexism and finance?
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This is the newest little blog I wrote yesterday. Give it a read. It takes exact 3 minutes.
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Feeling proud
I mastered the art of keeping myself busy over the
#weekend
without self destructive behaviour.
#MentalHealthAwareness
#health
#selfcare
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Thanks to the controversy, I listened to the song
#BesharamRang
and now I'm confused whether to do a saffron bashing or troll a poorly written and performed song! What happened to originality!
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Hindi serials are really tapping the supernatural 🤣 Damn damn damnnnn! Made up for the bad mood so well 😸
@ColorsTV
great job !
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Just watched the amazing
@ZarnaGarg
on
@amazonIN
I was quick to notice:
1. She gracefully called her entire family with such introduction and gratitude which is not common among other artists
2. She wore such simple clothes and her vibe was so homely. 1/2
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@dr_sandhu2
There’s no monopoly of anything in India. You’re the living proof of that. You’re so specialised that allopathy is not only jealous but burnt 🥵
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Ladki ko padhana hai, Yes! Pink floral wall paper is ladki, also yes!
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Cz we need more crap in our shitty little lives
more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more
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Made a life transforming decision as a result of above learning’s
Realised how strong I’ve gotten as I packed and lifted heavy boxes
Gave myself a break
Saw how my physical changes came back to normal slowly as my stress reduced
Cried less everyday
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@docinboxes
Multiple issues.
1. This was an absolute joke and I'm sorry if you don't get the sarcasm.
2. Grammatically implies that the caps are male and female and not for them..
3. I don't wear the so called female cap. Like most women surgeons.
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I’m think the only next logical step for mosquitoes in
#mumbai
is to form a
#union
and demand their
#rights
#Mumbaikars
#iykyk
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Can we ever come to a common consensus on the last day of Ramzan and Eid? It was decided that we are celebrating Eid today. Someone in authority texts at 2 am that it’s not Eid and we must fast. Who is reading his texts at 2 am??
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Recently I've had the privilege of entering a contest in writing and it got critically acclaimed. Do give it a read.
The Oncoholic: Chakra
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