Tom P
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London, theme parks, cinema. 🏳️🌈 Views expressed are my own and not that of my employer.
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One final peek into WH Smith at Elephant & Castle before the centre shuts for good tonight
@WHS_Carpet
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Today was my first day back at work since March last year… and it was just like riding a bike!
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@PositiveLad
Did any of them tell you that they were going to wipe their hands on their penis?
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Oh so fickle… changed my Grindr pic to a shirtless one and suddenly getting loads of messages 🙄
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I should be back at work in a little over two weeks so I tried on my uniform and… it still fits! 🎉 In fact, it seems to fit better than before😊
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A chunky roster for August! I feel more confident about this one remaining intact than July’s.
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Found
@OverlordMovie
to be a very intense and entertaining genre mash-up - well worth seeing!
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After being furloughed since March 2020, I'm going back to work in one week! How weird is it going to feel?
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Nice as it’s been to have a break away and to see my parents, I’m also looking forward to going back to London tomorrow (partly because I’m missing the clothing optional nature of my flat)
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My last day wearing the
@JulienMacdonald
uniform. It will be missed! So timeless - can’t see the new one being around for 20 years.
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It's strange, although I'm looking forward to being able to do certain things again from 04/07 (not least visit my parents), I'm feeling apprehensive about a change from the cosy, quiet little routine I've fallen into and the fact life becomes more complicated again. Anyone else?
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Busy flight back from Genoa - not sure if I’ll be able to cope with the workload
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Is there a correlation between supporting Brexit and liking Mrs Brown’s Boys?
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How do people tolerate wearing clothes in bed? Can't beat sleeping naked!
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Really starting to miss physical contact and affection - might resort to getting one of those snuggle pillows!
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It was great to be back at work today, even if it was just for training. Fingers crossed for a return to flying next month!
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Just about had time to wolf down this chicken schnitzel crew meal on my busy flight to Edinburgh this evening. Didn’t have time for dessert, sadly!
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In weather like this a Tango Ice Blast at the cinema is a no-brainer
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So I change my Grindr pic to this and suddenly get flooded with messages…
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Lockdown and social distancing working well on the South Bank, I see 🙄
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Saved a few Euros and skipped a big queue by taking the stairs to the rooftop instead of the loft. Bit sweaty now!
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@JamesFl
As a 16 year old working at Waitrose many years ago, I was knocked head first into the chiller cabinet whilst attempting to reduce the turkeys. Carnage!
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Might start blocking people who take it upon themselves to misunderstand and get offended about the word “faggot” in Fairytale of New York. Take on the people who misuse the word but leave the song alone.
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@fesshole
This also works as a form of self care. There’s something rather nice about using a pristine bathroom.
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Being furloughed is weird, and having the spectre of redundancy hanging over me isn’t great but you know what? I’ve been feeling pretty contented, relaxed and happy lately.
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Love getting the bus home from Soho instead of the Tube: it drops me closer to my flat, it’s cheaper and I get to enjoy this view
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Interesting door handle exposed on the former Jenny’s Burgers at Elephant & Castle. Is it a logo from some long forgotten chain?
@WHS_Carpet
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@PassengerShame
Is this some weird American stigma? Pretty normal in Europe. Germans like to mix it with sparkling water as Apfelschorle.
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Uh-oh, supermarket over the road from the hotel is doing 200g bags of Haribo for 59 cents! And they have all sorts of exotic Haribo that we don’t get at home in the UK. Anyone want me to bring some back for them?
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Some twat in the cinema had his phone out and on full brightness so I threw corn kernels at his bald head until he put it away 🤣
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Glad I just went for that run; my head’s been in a strange place today and it’s lifted my mood.
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Watching Home Alone 2 and just spat wine down my front at the line “Wow! What a hole!”
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Went to the unofficial Elephant & Castle fireworks viewing zone - great atmosphere!
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@WHS_Carpet
If you see carpet like this on WHSmith, don’t step on it because the floor probably really is sinking
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I think I'm going to sleep rather well tonight... doing a full inflight service (usual Club offering, plus complimentary bar and snacks in economy) on 25 minute flights is quite intense!
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