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son of a butcher and a dj | cousins on @ntslive | solo on @foundation_fm | bookings/send music: info @zaleel .online
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therapist: and what do we do when we are sad?
me: *pulls phone out opens skyscanner app*
therapist: what are you doing?
me: ooooh tokyo is only £487 in May
therapist: do you think that’s a good id-
me: booked
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one thing about me is, yes i’m a hater but its always informed and constructive hateration and holleration in this dancery
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nobody:
jacqueline wilson: so my new book is about a kid who’s got divorced parents, has depression, lives in a bed and breakfast and is dating a boy who’s using her for sex
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“everytime i see her my blood boils”
“harry please”
“she killed my mum meghan”
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who needs a disso topic? reply to this n i’ll give u a banging one
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me in uni referencing theorists and academics without reading their work
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justin timberlake wouldnt be anything if he didn’t have neptunes in their prime produce justified (2002) or timbaland (during the danja collaborative years) produce futuresex/lovesounds (2006). name anything he’s released after those two that bang
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i cant believe instagram is something that is calculated into peoples idea of “success”
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i fully understand richard dawkins now
Having sex makes men more likely to believe in God, new research says
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i do enjoy how eva longoria pretends she uses box dye on her hair for loreal ads
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these kids literally had their exams cancelled bc OF A PANDEMIC and u decided to make their lives harder bc they’re poor and from deprived areas?????????????? may God break the back of every single person in this government
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male poets be like:
pHEReMOANes. intense.
farrah’s moans grew more intense. i lit a cigarette.
i knew when i. said. i’ll text her back.
a preTENSE.
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i feel like uxbridge personally but moved to peckham in first year of uni and changed his location to “south ldn”
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can’t believe i have to wake up 5 days out of 7 to participate in capitalism. fucking disgusting
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muslim guilt rly and truly is that girl. catholic guilt wishes she could be her.
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real gs move in silence due to overwhelming fear of evil eye instilled by religion and culture
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i mean they both protect nonces so why not
Petition to replace Raggedy Ann Elizabeth II with Queen Nicki Minaj
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ngl retail workers get more respect from me than soldiers lol
Cunts workin in Topshop makin it out like they’re goin inty battle this weekend, calm doon hen yer gettin asked if there’s any mediums left no headin inty fuckin Baghdad
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meanwhile some of u lot are selling out ur communities for a dazed article 🤷🏾♂️
This Palestinian man refused to sell his house to the Israeli government for $6 million, then $40 million, and then $100 million.
“I will reject all the money on earth. I will not betray my land or my people."
via
@MiddleEastMnt
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wow lorde stopped needing anti-depressants and the world turned on her 😭😭😭😭
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rip edward said, you would have been booked and busy this world cup x
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fun fact: did you know kylie minogue is pakistani?
born khadija mahmood, the popstar’s family moved to australia, leaving lahore behind for melbourne.
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its a bit fucked how we’re all depressed and almost all of our time spent on this earth is trying to find a way to sustain ourselves and when we’re not doing that all we’re trying to do is find temporary relief and moments of light
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in my lifetime i have seen the terms “decolonisation” / “emotional labour” / “intersectional” become almost meaningless 😭
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if u actually drink coffee u can’t chat to anybody about doing drugs u know. coffee is actually supreme level of crackheadery
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not this man saying “new generation landlords” like its a new wave of feminism 😭😭😭
Us new generation landlords with a few properties here and there are broke, believe that. When talking about Landlords, be angry with the old money ones that are hoarding empty properties and hoarding wealth. They in the pool, we just dipping our toes in.
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amazing idea just did the same!!!
I saw a CEO arrange her app folders as affirmations so I decided to do the same
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the white man bon iver LMAOOOOOO
Never forget the Grammys didn’t give me my best new artist award when I had 7 songs simultaneously charting on billboard & bigger first week than any female rapper in the last decade- went on to inspire a generation. They gave it to the white man Bon Iver.
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whites be like "whites be like" when they're the whites that really be like
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yeah i’m into BDSM
B - Boycott
D - Divestment
S - Sanctions
M - Mariah Carey
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me on job applications: fluent in arabic
me irl: leik el wawa bos el wawa khal el wawa sah
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first she lost her yard, then she k-holes in south africa, now she’s being detained. Allah may delay but always answers init
Katie Hopkins detained in South Africa for 'racial hatred' after taking ketamine
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so did everyone in london last night conveniently ignore puma being on the bds list cus they got a party invite?
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mariah’s impact
Jennifer Lopez visited her childhood home and told the Guyanese uncle that now lives in it that she used to live there... big uncle turn and ask she "YOUS WHO?" 😂😂
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ariana is engaged again? love this for her but damn this girl can LOVE
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to this day my jaw still drops at “i watched his wildest dreams come true, not one of them involving u”
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i love fillers they’re so fascinating but especially when u can tell who’s gone to a doctor vs someones gotten it done at their local salon 😭
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miley cyrus when she's participating in indigenous white culture >>>>>>
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can’t believe nicki minaj invented ontology in moment 4 life when she said “but to live doesn’t mean ur alive”
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@thewhitepube
sipping moet whilst looking at monet: the politics and aesthetics of wealth distribution within the arts
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my toxic trait is that i lie in bed doing fuck all for two hours after i wake up
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can’t believe salman rushdie blocked me bc i tweeted “salman, are u in a rush to die?” personally i thought it was an excellent pun
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what scares me about ex muslims is how can u just start eating bacon
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rip anne boleyn you would have loved rachel stevens - sweet dreams my la ex
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don't know what the fuck a muslim content creator is. wtf is muslim content even. the only muslim content i know is the Qur'an.
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nar. meme-ing ur sadness has been commodified beyond the point of return. we’re only meme-ing wholesome from here on out
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Ramadan is next week n this sex dungeon club is full of Muslims. This muslim guy is in here with a latex thobe. Sad times we live in I swear
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honestly? i’d be an excellent academic but my vocabulary sucks so me trying to talk about anything wld just end up something like “islamophobia? thats a bit of a mad one still”
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@hopew0rld_
the hunger games, 1984 and the handsmaid tale: dystopian literature as a device of understanding oppression for white bodies
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preworkouts and protein shakes all taste SOOOOO shit i’m doing mdma and eating a whole chicken instead fuck this shit
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shamima begum is a victim of radicalisation and grooming. thats a fact. she’s just not afforded that narrative bc this country is so racist and islamophobic that they inherently treat all muslims as suspects n to them this was a self fulfilling prophecy
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sorry but minimalism is so boring to me aesthetically. yeah u got a bunch of clean white surfaces everywhere but ur house reminds me of a hospital and i don’t think thats the fuckin vibe
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i think about this clip literally everyday
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beyond the fact that people literally being abducted by the state isn't a joke, this tweet is incredibly not funny
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and this eid i’m yelling free palestine EXTRA hard. inshaAllah one day from the river to the sea palestine will be free 🇵🇸
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not being rude but why are all kink parties techno? like what if someones choice of music to get fisted to was ukg
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i should be charging u lot but i hate capitalism and knowledge should be free
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good morning my fellow traumies, how are we dealing w our desire to be loved but also desire to be left the fuck alone today?
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really cannot believe my uni is refusing to read the room. we’re in a GLOBAL PANDEMIC. why are u trying to make me do work
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“yeah so i just moved to brockley and i’m working on my new zine about body hair and safe spaces, i also j applied for a internship at novara media hopefully i get it”
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whats zoella up to these days? still can’t believe i spent 4 years thinking she was a new STI
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