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@TalkCPFC
@Tgarratt10
that’s how you are with most players, maybe a reason as to why you waffle so much
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don’t worry if you didn’t get the grades you wanted, my best grade was a 3 in maths and i’m 22 years of age, unemployed and sit on twitter all day
#gcseresults
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@Trujista
made me laugh when pogba had like 5 assists after the first 2 games and people thought he was gonna break it
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@jaypowell91
You can take the ball home if you like, cheers for the three points you specky Gas dunce
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guy came up to me last night in the club when i was with my girl and said “are you zakmanutd”
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@jaypowell91
Nice one Milky, glad to see the internet’s back up in your house, think it’s been down for all the losses you’ve had this season? New clipboard working wonders for you if you keep up the 1 win a month ratio, keep up the good work pal
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if you don’t like messi, you don’t like football. it’s that simple
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zakmanutd in 6 aside (won 17-4)
5 goals
5 assists
5/5 dribbles completed
95% shot conversion
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1 bcm
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who wants it im the guy with a gucci cap and ray bands and 50k rolex
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uber driver spent 10 mins looking for my house and now my foods gone cold
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lebron still clear of that rapist
Kobe Bryant attended a Diddy party one month before his helicopter crash.
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silver lining this cunt in tears
We’ve actually been robbed lol this is hilarious, first against England 3 years ago with the worst dive and now today with a fake offside call and the most bullshit penalty
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mayor of manchester andy burnham said “zak is someone who is very popular amongst the people of manchester, especially those who can be described as female. it’s sad he’s ended his career so soon and on top, but i compare him to michael jordan. i wish him all the best.”
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need bad things to happen to the guy in the bottom right
Crowd reaction to Jude Bellingham’s 95th minute equaliser in Brighton last night for England 🔥
@4thefansevents
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thank you for making the national team a much better place than what it was before you joined, mr southgate
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why don’t you try finding some friends over these next 5 years you tory slag
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fuck off you cheated on your wife when she was dying from cancer and missed a drugs test you fucking cunt
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zakmanutd retires from going out with immediate effect
he said in a statement “id like to thank all the people who i have shared incredible moments with down the years. i feel like the time is right to call an end on my career”
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zakmanutd day by numbers
17 pints drank
5 times called ref a “cheating cunt”
0 girls asking for number
1 goal celebrated
20 people owned
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get cancer you obese cunt
• This is not the first time Matthijs de Ligt makes a mistake. Does it start to worry you now?
🗣️ - Koeman: "Matthijs de Ligt himself knows that he did wrong. This can't happen."
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getting angry ginge to go on my account and put fifa points on so i can open them on web app
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how are midfielders with trampoline touches worth 60m they should be playing for bristol rovers or aldershot town
Breaking | Manuel Ugarte (23) looks set to join Manchester United from PSG in a €60m deal, according to Le Parisien. More follows.
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on top of the world
the nights
dreaming
magic
wild heart
all it ever was
she’s got me dancing
mountain at my gates
a little bit of fear
16 years
alive
big dreams
feels like summer
panda
stretch it
high and low
heat waves
might delete later
big love
finale
love natural
quick quick question guys what’s the best fifa song of all time
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for looking like a horse
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why do i have to switch my tv on and listen to a cunt who spat at a child talk about my club, you won fuck all whilst we won everything. you scouse cunt
@Carra23
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team finally gets a few injuries and they think god is out to get them fucking arseholes
Rice, Merino & Odegaard, arguably our first choice midfield all out for the NLD. The scriptwriters want us dead
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his aura is scary
Messi v Manchester United - UCL Final 2011
Greatest performance ever in a UCL Final.
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ngl i failed all my gcses and look where i am today an internet troll
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