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A documentary on the missing Titanic tourist submarine titled ‘Titanic Sub: Lost at Sea’ will air this Thursday on the UK’s Channel 5.
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this is how Lorde walked when she was 10
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why do we need to know if your reporter is cut or uncut? 😒 TMI
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Rupaul won’t stop until the only thing on television is drag race and I’m ok with that
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I have never seen these men in my life
TikTok stars Chris Olsen and Ian Paget have broken up after two years of dating, E! News reports. 💔
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where’s the Dune worms when you need them
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I don’t think Beverly Hills needs Lisa Rinna anymore there I said it
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Love when people put “verse” instead of “vers” in their bio like ok then sing!
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the Monica stuff was all fun and games until it turned out she was actually like a full blown stalker/obsessed with the housewives… I can support crazy but I cannot support weirdos
#RHOSLC
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Heather Dubrow is everything I want in a Housewife… Wildly rich, classy, not afraid to end those who come for her, intelligent, not messy, perfect guttersnipe comments, and she knows she’s better than everyone else but won’t admit it.
#RHOC
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teasing a song forever is so annoying like I don’t even want it now
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They’re professional haters and I fucking love it
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Shannon Beador is kinda one of the greatest housewives of all time… I mean she is on par with Nene, Teresa, Luann, LVP, Kenya, etc.
#RHOC
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Date idea: we romantically walk across the Brooklyn bridge and reenact the Ramona and Bethenny argument
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Men on grindr asking me to come over at 1AM as if I have not been tucked comfortably into my bed for 2 hours
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my first ever jockstrap came today and let me tell you………. My ass looks immaculate in one of these
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I don’t get on Facebook so I’m just now seeing that my dad posted this and I’m crying at the gym rn .... shit has been and still is rocky with my mom since I came out but my dad has not skipped a beat when it came to loving and supporting me
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people being haters for no reason whatsoever my friends looked cute and had fun. choke on it
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@tyler_cov
I feel like when the conversation of best pop music of all time comes up Katy/Teenage Dream is always included… like I don’t think anybody has forgotten lol
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It’s day 2 of PTO… I’ve already sucked every dick in Manhattan. Maybe I will go on a walk in the park today… 😄
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@AJRtheII
but god forbid if it was two women or two men doing this… parents would be irate and you know exactly why
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me analyzing a Real Housewives cast roster on Wikipedia for 20 minutes
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Spectacular. Everybody has something interesting going on. THIS is how you get the classic Real Housewives experience in 2024! RHONY and RHOSLC should take some notes.
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Angie K
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deleted grindr and downloaded Duolingo to replace it as a time waster
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