@AaronGertler @RiverTamYDN Only one 5 star bar. Anything by Stars + Honey. Raspberry Donut is 6 stars.

TIL “Gramma Got Got Run Over by a Reindeer” birthed a sequel called “Grandpa’s Gonna Sue the Pants Offa’ Santa.” And I gotta tell ya, it’s superior to the original in every way 😂

So much better to be a young Gen-X than a "geriatric Millennial."

@SunnyHealthFit Hi, I have a Sunny Health & Fitness Slim Under Desk Walking Compact Treadpad Treadmill (classic) and I have lost my remote. Is it possible to purchase a replacement? Contacted customer service but have not heard back.

I now get 30 emails a day from Harris-Walz addressed to “Lydia.” Someone who knows campaign lists explain to me how this even happens, please.

If there are stages of grief that your iPhone is dying, the first is definitely that you dig out the auxiliary battery that’s been sitting in a drawer for 2 years.

@mlb these are your Fox affiliates who dump your product to pump their parent company crap.

@sdkmadeit @BryanMuwanguzi @arielhelwani This is the right take.

I thought with boys, we might dodge the @DisneyFrozen epidemic, but it’s hit our family hard. I’m wondering if anyone who’s survived this found child addiction and recovery resources that worked? I’m not sure we’re going to last much longer.

@uberarchangel @Rainmaker1973 You’re not getting it. You can’t story-tell your way out. Could god have stopped the terminator without killing 35 people? You either have to answer “I don’t know” (at which point all the priors also fall apart), or you answer yes/no and move to another part of the loop. Try it.

@uberarchangel @Rainmaker1973 You’re not engaging meaningfully with the content. Otherwise you’d realize you walked yourself right into a corner of the paradox. An infant who has no concept of God dies of an excruciating parasite. Could God have served “the greater good” without the suffering?

@uberarchangel @Rainmaker1973 You can replace “evil” with “suffering” and the paradox works just as elegantly without getting drawn into sophistry.

@vigneshr4m Ugh I will now. Thanks, Viggy lol. Mostly though I just get unrelated memes in every down thread.

The Sleepytime episode of @OfficialBlueyTV is one of the best, most imaginative, most beautiful pieces of television ever made, and I will die by this opinion.

@nathanwpyle “This is sustenance to them.” On the fridge. I feel like I won.

@Noahpinion Not a joke. The other day my 3 y/o asked for a drum. We told him he could ask Santa. He replied “Maybe we could ask the Amazon driver.”

RT @BlackKnight10k: Breaking: Jim Jordan says the House Speaker vote is rigged and he can still become Speaker if only Mike Pence has the c…

@AttyErinS @jesqa_ This. I’m half Mexican and from a majority minority city. Almost entirely irrelevant. The kids from lawyer families clearly had a small advantage in law school and a moderate-to-large advantage in law firm life. Irrespective of other identity politics.

RT @anita056: @SeffSaid For the love of god please bring back Saturday morning cartoons! 😂 …I’m actually serious.😬🙏