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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
growing up means going from using lipgloss to matte lipstick and back to lipgloss
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by the end of march, sunset will be at 8:07pm by april it will be 9:03pm by may it will be 9:57pm by june it will be 10:12pm
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3 years
Waiter who double spin kicked 2 seconds into this video I am free on Saturday night. I repeat. Saturday night is when I am free if you are the waiter who double spin kicked at approximately 2 seconds into this clip. I hope to see you on Saturday night, when I am free.
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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
Mad how when your doctor tells you not to drink on antibiotics we’re all like… be grand. But once your lash girl tells you not to get your lashes wet for 24 hours you’re wearing goggles in the shower that night
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
there are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of Ireland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins
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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
going to a catholic school meant the heating never worked and you would get in trouble if u wore ur jacket
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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
5 years
She may be skinnier and prettier than me but at least my bellybutton is nicer
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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
5 years
on the first day of christmas corbyn killed the queen
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
eating a takeaway when it’s bright out feels illegal for some reason
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
the reason so many girls have stomach problems is because doctors never take it seriously and blame it on stress, anxiety or their period without doing any investigations, allowing it to get worse and worse and worse
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
Just to clarify, I want to fight him
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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
Just home from unpaid 13 hour shift. I struggle to reach my learning goals on placement because I am carrying out duties that should be carried out by a paid staff member. I am working not just learning and govt just doesn’t value that. Is it any wonder we all want to emigrate?
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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
simon harris when he heard about the famine: 🥔💔
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
i will pass my driving test this summer i will pass my driving test this summer i will pass my driving test this summer i will pass my driving test this summer i will pass my driving test this summer i will pass my driving test this summer i will pass my driving test this summer
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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
looks like my susi is being stopped because i earned too much later year. because i worked full time. on a covid ward from last March because the government asked me to❤️
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
covid deniers who don’t work in a hospital love telling me, who works in a hospital, that hospitals are empty. miss girl WHAT? can i go home then?
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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
drug addiction exists whether drugs are legal or not and safe injection centres don’t encourage people to take them but it makes it SAFER. addicts are people and you all have to start treating them like it
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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
Ireland’s youth will be a generation of renters. But what happens when we retire? And none of us own homes to live in? And none of us can afford to keep renting on a state pension? Will we see a whole generation of homeless elderly people ??????
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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
You can get a mortgage of 3.5 times your yearly income. After 5 years in college, with a nursing degree, I could get a mortgage of €105,000 (roughly). The average house price in Dublin is €396,000. Living in Ireland is not an attainable goal for your average working person
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
penneys has been closed for a few months and kids grow very fast. penneys is the only option for a large cohort of people. imagine ur a single mother of two young kids who will have grown over the months penneys was closed. the reopening would seem like a godsend
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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
The government are quick to say I’m just a student but every patient i have ever looked after calls me “nurse”😴
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
what the fuck i just tried to walk into my polling station and Leo Varadkar AND Micheál Martin tripped me up and spit on me and called me a communist and said that i’m too fat to vote. they said “not today fatty”. wtf
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
on the 18th of may it becomes okay to go for a walk with a couple of pals. or go to the park. not have sessions. you still shouldn’t be in eachothers gaffs. please cop on we don’t need a second surge in cases and we are by no means in the clear right now
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
those tiny red bugs that would be on the path when u were a kid that suddenly don’t exist anymore maybe because ur not looking for them? but yeh, what did u used to call them? i called them bloodsuckers and killing them was my passion
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
the covid vaccine hasn’t been subject to less testing and trials than other vaccines. the trials just occurred simultaneously rather than one after the other because they never encountered barriers like access to participants or money constrains. i will be getting it :)
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
the shitest thing about dublin is that even pre-covid, there’s nothing you can do that doesn’t involve spending money. you can’t just gather in a park with pals without gardai moving you on, there’s fuck all open spaces to chill but even if there is one, there’s no toilets ?????
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
neither are the fucking police, brian
@MeAndMyMullet
Brian
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@yupfinglas Protests are not supposed to endanger the lives of innocent people.
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
they voted against banning evictions during a global pandemic. they voted against a bill to end child poverty. they voted to seal the records of the most horrific and evil abuse this country has ever seen. it is on us now to make sure they NEVER get into government again
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
the minister for health earns €14,000 a month. and claims €1,333 in expenses. i get 40 cent a hour for “travel allowance”
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jodie 🇵🇸
2 years
You either chased your sibling with a knife or they chased you with a knife. I don’t believe anyone with siblings has never experienced knife gate
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
the government: it’s all young people at house parties spreading covid the facts: nearly all of the new reported cases are from known clusters from work environments you should be doing more to improve and make safe the government: BuT HoUsEpArTiEs
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
i think i meant to say 3 penguins
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@yupfinglas
jodie 🇵🇸
5 years
i wanna have a 21st but dunno if i could trust my friends to not do ket infront of my nanny
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
remember simon harris said nursing students are to be paid? only students who are not on placement and take up contracts in the hospital are to be paid as healthcare assistants. those on placements are still unpaid. he said that as a performance for public appeal.
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jodie 🇵🇸
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I miss those bear in the big blue house crisps
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
it’s summer. you’re up at 4am in a taxi to the airport because the earliest flight is the cheapest flight. u drink a pint at 6am because time doesn’t exist when ur on ur holliers. u step off the plane and u get that “different-country-warm-weather-smell”. life is good
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
hi @LeoVaradkar i think it’s in the interest of the public for you to step down as Táiniste for the duration of the ongoing criminal investigation into your actions
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
find me ONE third level student who has felt happiness in the last ten months. i’ll wait
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
Did you know that children in direct provision are the only children in the Irish state not to receive children’s allowance?
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
so proud to be one of the 4 people Ireland has vaccinated ❤️
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jodie 🇵🇸
5 years
i’ve noticed that a lot of you are sharing stories, but aren’t married. i don’t know how to feel
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
Leo Varadkar got his seat on the 5th count. Micheál Martin got his on the 6th count. These men want to be a joint Taoiseach and share power. LMAO SIS YOUR COUNTRY DOESNT WANT YOU
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jodie 🇵🇸
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this means that this mans tent was spent up without anyone checking if somebody was inside. think about that for a second. a man is severely injured in hospital because he was swept up like a piece of dirt. remember this when you are voting #GE20
@rtenews
RTÉ News
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The man underwent surgery at St Vincent's University Hospital for what are described as life-changing injuries
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jodie 🇵🇸
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I remember when Fila and Reebok were brands I’d buy for a tenner in sports direct and get the piss ripped out of me for wearing them and now it’s like €60 for a tshirt and the brands are everywhere ???? I blame the fake poor brigade
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
i think it’s a little bit disgraceful for penney’s to open for 24 hours. retail hours are already very difficult at christmas time. the poor workers :(
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
6,666 women saved the trauma of seeking pills illegally on the internet. 6,666 women granted safe healthcare in their home country. Abortions have always happened here, but now they are safe. 6,666 women are able to process their story and move forward
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jodie 🇵🇸
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hi, student nurse here. i’m due to start placement in a couple weeks in multiple different clinical areas and hospitals. on top of this i will have to work in a different healthcare setting to be able to afford to live. how should i reduce my contacts?
@SimonHarrisTD
Simon Harris TD
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Let’s not get distracted. We know what to do. Reduce our contacts. Whatever we’re doing -each of us individually - is not enough. So tonight talk to family or housemates about what specifically you can do to reduce contacts, keep distance, wear face coverings, clean surfaces etc
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jodie 🇵🇸
5 years
if you were born before 1996 you are a millennial if you were born after 2005 you are gen z if you were born in between then you are an honorary member of the IRA
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
the important thing to note is that student nurses and midwives ARE NOT just there to learn. our learning needs are compromised because the health service is understaffed. if they can’t protect our student status, and we are working: WE SHOULD BE PAID.
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
Skin cancer is the most common cancer in Ireland and 9/10 cases are caused by UV rays. If you haven’t already incorporated SPF into your skincare routine, start now! Yiu need to protect your skin even when it’s not sunny. Also please stop doing sunbeds they are so dangerous
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
There has been a 43% reduction in state funding for higher education over the last decade. The student contribution fee was €825 in 2008 compared to €3000 in 2018. That is a 364% increase. How is this acceptable? #EducationForAll
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
I am actually really upset by this. The pressure we are under on placement at the moment is insane. We are catching covid. We are burnt out. Some are even dropping out. How are we supposed to keep going? We work so hard. Idk how many more 65 hour weeks I can handle
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
could you imagine that being told to wear a mask for an hour while you shop is what radicalised you? not the children living on our streets, or the mistreatment of asylum seekers in direct provision centres, or racial hate crimes, or the government. but nope ✨ 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓼✨
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
stop worrying about if people like u and start figuring out if you even like them
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
why do they make it so hard to exist as a young adult in ireland?
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
it’s mad how they were able to get every single healthcare worker in on the covid hoax. such a huge lie to curate. fair play to whoever organised it to be honest.
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaahahahahahahha
@HSELive
HSE Ireland
3 years
If you're a qualified nurse or midwife why not consider moving back to Ireland and a career with us. Learn more and register your details here:
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
‘brits out’ doesn’t mean British people aren’t welcome in Ireland it means British RULE isn’t welcome in Ireland and unfortunately, we are a partitioned state and there is STILL British rule in Ireland so honestly,,,? u should agree with us when we say it
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
The public support we are receiving is astronomical. But if you truly support us, you will never vote for Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil or the Green Party ever again. #EducationNotExploitation #PayStudentNursesandMidwives
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
i’m gonna on RTE tonight for the 6 o’clock news! hahaha there is going to be a mullet on the 6 o’clock news
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jodie 🇵🇸
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They’ll really do anything except invest in the health service. No wonder we can’t retain staff. I haven’t even finished my nursing degree yet and I am planning to leave.
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jodie 🇵🇸
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Love Island should throw a few bisexuals into the mix to really spice things up. You thought she was after ur man? Nah bitch she wants ur 🅱️ussy
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
March 12 2020. 27 new cases. 70 cases in total. All supernumerary nursing and midwifery students were pulled from placement for their safety and offered employment. January 2021. 700+ people in hospital. Over 5,000 positives a day. Placements still going ahead. What’s changed?
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jodie 🇵🇸
5 years
private schools shouldn’t receive public funding because they should not exist. privatising services like schooling allows classism to thrive.
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
pmsl at my course. lots of nursing students have worked thru the pandemic when we were asked to. and now we go back to college, pay €3,000 to have a few weeks of online classes and then go to placement. WE ARE PAYING TO WORK FOR FREE HAHAHAHA
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
imagine how different the reactions would be if it was mary lou that was seen in a bikini in the pheonix park disobeying social distancing
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
Trinity is mad. The classrooms will have ripped carpet and no heating but theyll have a chandelier
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
i would luv to make a lil group of ppl in ireland who are interested in hiking/ camping/ travelling/ road trips/ sea swimming etc. i am ALWAYS looking for ppl to do these things with 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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jodie 🇵🇸
5 years
boys who wear tiny hoop earrings i am free on friday night boys who wear tiny hoop earrings if you’re reading this i have no plans next friday please reply to me i am free friday the 29th of november
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
men be 26 and using their debs photo’s on tinder
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jodie 🇵🇸
5 years
birds should wear tiny heelys so they can land like a plane
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
do yous not think this is partially because a disproportionate amount of this age group worked in pubs/ nonessential retail until very recently? and even essential retail? and are more likely to be living in shared accommodation with other people likely to pick it up in work?
@newschambers
Richard Chambers
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🚨 Incidence high across all age groups. 19-24 year olds the highest in the country.
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
our covid-19 numbers per 100,000 are actually pretty bad in comparison to other countries. idk how fine gael have brainwashed yous into thinking they’re doing a good job
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
this is very funny considering the people working in the shops won’t be vaccinated
@ciananbrennan
Cianan Brennan
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Shops and hairdressers to reopen for fully vaccinated people at the start of May
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jodie 🇵🇸
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Varadkar carefully planning the election so that 18 year olds can’t vote and having it on a saturday so that students living away for college will struggle to vote. Democracy eh? #GE20
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
these times are very slightly off by like 10 mins ish i apologise xo
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
it would be so cool and sexy if the government actually gave student nurses and midwives that €100 per week they promised us months ago❤️
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
they do realise we’re all planning to emigrate because of how they treat us? they’re aware of that right?
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jodie 🇵🇸
5 years
seeing as you like to bring up the IRA in discussions about Sinn Fein, are we gonna talk about Fianna Fail’s far right religious views in alliance with the Catholic church right up until the 1990’s? Or that Fine Gael (blue shirts) were quite literally, fascists? #GE2020
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
being able to afford to shop sustainably is a privilege. you don’t get to shit on people who can’t afford to
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
please don’t take vaccine advice off people who think covid has a 99.9% survival rate (false) but will tell you not to get a vaccine cuz there’s a 0.005% chance of an adverse reaction
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
pay us then lmfao
@MichealMartinTD
Micheál Martin
3 years
On #InternationalNursesDay I want to thank all our inspirational nurses and student nurses who’ve acted with great professionalism and compassion during this pandemic and beyond. #IND2021
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
me: i don’t think homeless people should die in the streets FirstnameRandomnumber: another WILD take from SPIN FEIN! Typical Shinnerbot response 🤣🤣 Spin Fein, the populist party 😅🤣 who’s going to PAY for it, silly girl?😂
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
so sad seeing people take st pancake for granted today. i think we’ve all forgotten the true meaning of pancake tuescake😔
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
what’s ur immediate left swipe on tinder? mines if they’re in the guards, the army or do any type of fighting
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
imagine thinking this is all made up. bro i worked on a covid ward, are u tryna say i’m an actor? and all the people i looked after just “pretended” to die. people are literally dying, invest ur energy elsewhere. holy shit
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jodie 🇵🇸
5 years
just walked passed the new bernard shaw and the owner came out and kicked me in the shins twice and said ‘don’t even think about it northsider. go rob a car’ and then called me fat
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
until you’ve held an iPad at a dying persons bedside so their family could say goodbye for the last time, you don’t get to have this opinion
@misslily_d
lils
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stop cancelling everything and let the virus with a 98% survival rate take its course sorry not sorry
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
I used to find fivers in the pockets of jackets i haven’t worn in a while but now I find masks
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jodie 🇵🇸
4 years
@ people are outraged by this; have you ever translated our national anthem? get outta here
@NewstalkFM
NewstalkFM
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. @sinnfeinireland ’s Dessie Ellis and his supporters sing ‘Come Out Ye Black and Tans’  #dublinnorthwest #GE2020
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4 years
✨the language used in academia is complicated in order to alienate the working class. why use many word when few word do trick. ur text books are classist and so are the people who wrote them✨
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jodie 🇵🇸
3 years
if my maths is wrong please bare in mind i took my sleeping tablet about 30 minutes ago ❤️
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