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@wearenecking
Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined March 2009
Now that I wear a Garmin I get so much respect. Other runners smack my ass (respectfully) when I pass. At the gym ppl go “after you, I insist”. When I’m stressed at work I say “my heart rate is in zone 4 I’m literally at threshold” and my boss says “girl. I’m givin you a raise!”.
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The only thing that motivates me to run is mental illness so idk if I ever want to get better. Heart hurts but heart also strongest its ever been. Real Dilemma by Kelly Rowland and Nelly situation….
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Can everyone please leave me alone but, like, never leave me alone and pay very close attention to me and love me very much but also, like, leave me alone?.
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No crop? Ok here I am about to get precancerous cells blasted tf out of me, reminding you to get regular fricken paps!!!!
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if this is true how come my landlord's agent Bob Bracken told me I'm being unreasonable and "causing problems" when I said I don't want him to run an open house in my apartment tomorrow?.
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Promoters for big companies (i.e. bluepr*nt, m*g) are WILD. We ask a basic question and get a rude one liner response from some ding dong who’s trying to get us to sell tickets to a show they’re literally being paid to promote after offering us a tiny $ guarantee. Fucked!!!!.
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Cool part of tour is all the men who have never been behind a drum kit throwing me unsolicited drumming tips. Learning a lot!.
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Touring is just sampling the world’s most fucked up tasting tap water.
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Thinking of the nurses who helped my Nanay learn how to use the dumb phone I brought her so we can talk while she’s isolated in hospital and how they should be making a billion dollars a year, also I’m crying.
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something so spiritually damaging about buying spinach at shoppers drug mart.
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hot take but this new coffee shop call out instagram page is peak white feminism cringe posting 🤡.
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it happened to me: my parents read the @exclaimdotca article and now they know I fuck.
We're very excited to be putting out a record for @wearenecking 🎂 'Cut Your Teeth' is out worldwide July 5th. @exclaimdotca just shared the ferocious first single "Big Mouth" 🎂 listen now:
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Just a reminder—I have an English degree. My favourite book is As I Lay Juuling by Willy Fuckner.
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Yesterday I shot a music vid with my band and today I spent like 6 hours looking at the same spreadsheet at my university admin job. That’s show biz baby!!!.
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remembering when my ex showed me a song he wrote and it was super romantic and I was like aw is this about me and he was like no.
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if you text someone “look at the moon” and they don’t look at the moon do yourself a favour and delete their number.
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should I start smoking again to quit juuling or start eating bread again to quit being a lil bitch.
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Once my ex did a stand-up bit about how all girlfriends do is cry and make you visit their parents, then he cried on the drive home because he thought I was mad about it. It was actually very funny. The drive home I mean, not the joke.
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this year was weird but at least the guy I rent parking from texted me happy new year right at midnight!!! He has a family but do u think he wants to date me? I am ready to risk it all. 2021 baby!!!!!!!.
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Yes, I was trapped in the corner of a restaurant when my ex and his entire family came in and yes, I immediately ran out and yes, I accidentally hit his grandma in the head with my bag and yelled sorry without looking back, and yes, this moment will haunt me until the day I die.
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white people working in a minimalist yuppie coffee shop in the DTES asking for “reparations” with the audacity to say the coffee shop guy is tone deaf???? You gotta laugh.
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My upstairs neighbours stomp and stomp and also wear boots in the house half the time. And they have a giant dog that barks and makes Clementine go nuts. But I have a soft spot for them because my heart is too forgiving & they make me feel less alone. They’re hot too.
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You should be able to take a leave from work when you’re falling in love. I should be laying in tall grass writing a poem or some shit, not in an office dealing with a fucko who keeps calling me Michelle.
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ok I got a kitten and she’s cute, I love her. But then I realized I will be like 45 when she dies. Sorry if u are 45 but damn. .
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I say this so whoever I’m with won’t hear me peepee.
"you don't have to pause it" - the most heartbreaking sentence in the world.
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Like Jesus, I have risen from my bender wounded and confronted with a bunch of bullshit.
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Patrick Bateman obv but people thought I was some kind of anime character… they hate to see a half azn woman winning
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developing chill cool guy attitude 1 hour after sobbing into my kitten’s shit and vom. Merry fucking Christmas!!!!!!🎄
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if like me you’re feeling especially alone right now. idk I have no advice. Sucks. Drinking doesn’t help, watching the classic film Crazy, Stupid, Love twice in a row doesn’t help, read? no thx (BA eng lit btw and I’m over it), do not tell me to meditate as I refuse to be present.
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I’m looking at my 6’5” loving husband who doesn’t know what therapy speak is btw
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here’s another single and another article in which I overshare and make my mom feel weird.
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submitting my first grad school paper an hour before it’s due and two beers deep to prove that I am still young and free and dumb and an idiot 😘.
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wawa erasure.
water is like the oldest beverage ever and somehow has no nickname. no one is ever like "sure could go for a cup of that clear" or whatever. huge oversight imo.
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why am I as a woman being asked to pick the restaurant??? I’m already soo scared.
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Don’t cry for me when I die.I’ll be vaping the big vape in the sky.When u see a cloud that’s me.Juulin with god and ur granny.
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soft launching being annoying by saying I’m sad right before he’s about to fall asleep.
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we’re all the same—solving the daily wordle during our caca du matin, alone.
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Didn’t think it was possible for anyone past the age of 16 to be moved by the song There is a Light That Never Goes Out but here I am. I want to see people and I want to see life. Bitch.
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not to be all running twitter on main but I just ran a personal best and nobody I know cares, so here I am!!! thx and god bless 😘.
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Showed a coworker one of my favourite vines and he said, "hm, not funny." I hate my life my job myself and the world.
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Stop being a coward @netflix and add the real genres: angry just like you, romantic revenge stories, horror (loud), horror (quiet), there’s a goat in this, not much happens but makes you feel like a person who knows film, comedy-ish.
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Last night a guy at the bar asked if I was “city or jungle” asian and then when I was like ???? he said, “don’t worry it’s not offensive”.
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breakups are crazy bc you'll smell something nice and be like "what's the point of smells if you're just smellin alone. ".
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😈.
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best part of the show is when the band is tuning and all you can hear is the soft, sweet jingle of every punk’s carabiner keychain.
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in the interest of bragging, I just went for a run after two weeks of not being able to do anything at all and I feel fucking superhuman.
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boyfriends making dinner are like hmmm guess I have to cook each ingredient separately, one at a time, despite the fact that my beautiful perfect girlfriend has many pots and pans and four burners on the stove!! dinner will be ready in 5 hours!!!.
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cute that my stepdad taught my how to act when a man tucks me into a chair or whatever you call it. Like when you half sit but a dude pushes the chair in for you. Has never happened to me once but good to know I know how to squat like a lady should some psycho freak do it someday.
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wondering if it’s ok to bully the fucko who brought a bluetooth speaker to the laundromat.
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cis white women are being classified as “diverse talent” now so riot grrrl really IS coming back! Punk rock baby!!!.
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If tinder has taught me anything it’s that there are many full grown adult men out there still obsessed with Harry Potter and skateboarding.
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what they don’t tell you about grad school is you’re gonna have to do a lot of group projects with some of the stupidest people you’ve ever met in your life (moi).
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Men drumming is a bit off-putting to me, like… sir… that’s for girls.
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what’s the power move to make when you invite someone to your show and they say they’re busy because they’re going to a show, not knowing it’s the same show you’re playing? Not sure!!! But I think we’ll write a song about it.
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my body is my own, it is my house, and so I only put things I love in it—like 12 cigs, 6 pickles, ok wine, and then some vape after why not.
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can’t wait to see mount eerie and all the worst men I’ve ever dated at red gate tonight 💕.
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when beautiful white women cry alone, small birds fly in and wipe her tears, dress her, tie her hair up in a bow. if only lana opened a window instead of her typewriter app :(.
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me on vacation: miserable bitch.me on my first day back to work: miserable bitch reporting for duty.
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Caught my creepy upstairs neighbour at the laundromat reading Jordan Peterson. Much worse than my fear of getting caught in the middle of a cute indie band photoshoot at the laundromat. I think.
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this absolute ding dong told me that he doesn't believe the "hype" around the virus and demanded that I "show him the data" to back up why it's a bad idea to let a ton of people into my 300 sq ft apartment at one time while I'm in self-quarantine?!???!!!!!! c'est QUOI??!?!??!!!.
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every day my boyfriend makes references I do not understand, everyday I nod and laugh, I never ask, we just move on. Life doesn’t stop for anyone or for your weird references, Graeme.
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