friends with benefits is a SCAM it turns out the benefit is sex (????) and not dental i have been MISLED

RT @stinkylittlehog: bartender: the usual my man? me: yessir bartender: [kisses me on the forehead]

try again sweatie :)

RT @sarahclazarus: maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

RT @chip2ner: Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

RT @androgynyfiend:

RT @IsabelSteckel: hey sorry i actually called shotgun infinity when i was 9 so you have to sit in the back

RT @cabby: early bird: good morning lets get it worm: *nervously* get what

RT @cher: I Need To Shoot My Phone

RT @ahumblebunnie: they seem nice

hi @dylanobrien if you see this happy birthday and

RT @JarJarFan69: Jim is right. Google "Jim Jordan College Students" to learn more.

danny devito promoting me, danny devito with titties rn

@avryavryavry oh hell yeah get me the coconut chocolate covered cashews

@firagawalkwthme me duh

still thinking about when i saw bodies bodies bodies last year in a focus group and i said "i liked lee pace" and everyone else said "who?" and my whole perception of who/what the average movie-goer knows was shattered

i saw this movie in theaters on opening day in a group of 7. there were 9 total people in the theater.

@ahumblebunnie thank you :)