ABoatAndShyHoes🫧🩶
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my brainchild is here guys! please read 🥹.and i’d try my best to be consistent, i promise!.
Sexual abuse profoundly impacts women worldwide, especially African women. This story promotes speaking out, empowerment, and celebrates African women's resilience and solidarity. I hope you enjoy it.💛⭐️.
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A <16 year old child came with her husband to get an IUD today. it is well.
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the person studying a health related course will ruin your life❤️.
University love 101:.
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Let's not lie, he's actually growing! 💖.This is how it should be!.
Let’s take it back with legendary @Iceprincezamani because it’s Thursday. #deemanmusic #afrojeez #oohmyjeez #jeeznation
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A 17yr old is dating in the university she’ll leave school for like one week go her boyfriend place, take contraceptives come back write her exams and go back to the boyfriend house 😂 till them breakup or she graduate but she’s too young to marry the boy if he propose?😂.
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2 fine people calling each other ugly because of Twitter agenda😂.
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You forgot to add that my sons live their lives as males and my daughters as females.Ameen.
Amen oo!! May my sons have female wives and my daughters have male husbands. May the sexual desire of my offspring ONLY be in alignment with the dictates of the word of God.
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Abu Sa’id reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “A man never accused another man of unbelief but that it backfires on one of them. Either he is an unbeliever, or he has committed unbelief by his accusation of unbelief.”.
Most of these guys from southern twitter are part time Muslims, they’re Muslims on occasional basis and when it suits them. They don’t even know what it takes to be Muslim. Which is why they think Muslims defending the honor of Prophet Muhammad (SAW) from insults is extremism.
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Didn't know his name was John 🙊.
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Omoo.The stories of people that sell human meat or use corpse water to cook nko.
I once knew someone who was into goat bbq business (asun -dunno if I spelt it right) . He said when they offload goats, the ones that died in transit, can be sold for as low as 3-5k. This was in maybe 2014 or so. I asked him why they buy dead goats without knowing the actual.
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HEIS, Ravage and Rave and Roses.and you people want to say Rema is mid 😭.
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You people won't come out and say how this is weird .Let it be a guy now and y'all are keyboard activists 💀.
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slapping 14 year olds that don’t want to make eba😔.
Cooking: woman/wife.Cleaning: woman/wife.Errands: woman/wife.Tending to kids: woman/wife.Laundry: woman/wife . Then what are you useful for aside being a sperm donor and paying bills?.
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fantasizing about women suffering when they leave a cheating partner is crazy tbh.
You left your husband because he was cheating. You have a kid or two. So you divorced because you were so pained. You left, with the kids. You started working hard to cater for your needs. You work so hard, but it isn't enough. To meet up with the growing economic demands, you.
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I have another episode of my blog out and I'd love for you to read it 🤲🥺
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people will tell their wives to pay for CS, some will just leave because the baby is a girl, pay for blood for your wife another wahala, buy baby things wahala, na twins she born man go de vex, the baby dies or has a congenital anomaly blames the wife, this pikin no resemble me o.
Dr Shamsudeen once said “if you want to hate men, go to the ob/gyn wards”. I really see what he means.
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her pants 😍😍😍.
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You people in the CS, what’s the difference between you people and Caramel’s minions?.The same drug, different mix.
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They try so hard to paint a life that they can't relate too that they end up missing the point . .
you’ll just know when a book is written by a diaspora nigerian, idk how to put it but it’s like they want it to seem nigerian so bad that it ends up forced and not natural. i just search google and i am never wrong. almost like they’re so out of touch or something.
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bc why won’t you leave me at home.
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Even if you had nobody to advise you growing up, can't tell me you're not smart enough to learn from social media. You might just be an ode!.
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My dad came home to jollof rice, chicken and a freshly baked cake after he thought we forgot his birthday 🥹😂.
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telling everybody ik this was betty boop ❤️.
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This child is so beautiful 😍❤️. I want to say White Lion Cub but I'll be indirectly hailing you 😒.
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I don finally confirm am this morning. E no scarce at all… Na me no get money.
All the people wey Dey do Val package don post new naira note. Una sure say this money scarce????.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 top tier response.
no be wetin you think go sup go happen here brother.
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If you're against this tweet you're weird and a very dishonest person. Bye🤭.
Sisters, giving men access to your body is disvalue to yourself. You may be like, i don't care but sis, sit down & calculate the men you have given access to and how they have treated you. One man who "RESPECTS" you is enough. A man who respects you, values and adores you.
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You people are irritating, if it’s not fake life it’s following man.Don’t you have departmental problems????.
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Me & my coursemates June . Ameen.
Passed my first MB!!!!! Thank you God😭.
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Took 2 days break from Twitter to prove I'm not addicted, I passed.
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late coming is allowed?
August dump? Let’s have it.
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This girl 😂.She dey remind me of Angel BBN .Them no send your daddy 😂😂.
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i love this genre of tweets.
I hate how women of this generation take photos of their food, because you ain’t never been nowhere? Just real fatherless. Me as a real woman with morals, wouldn’t even order enough food to take a photo of it.
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I feel so happy knowing I'm starting my blog by midnight.5 months of procrastination and anxiety in the mudddd🙈.
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If this is your thought process, I honestly doubt your sanity.
A grown ass man, out here acting brand new ? Men can have multiple women but women can’t??? 🤔 DEY PLAY!!! 🤭.
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ckay releasing new music tonight is actually all i can think about.
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misplace a pen i lent you 😂.
what’s the pettiest way to provoke you?.
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Doubting this babe’s age has always been a weird move to me😂. See her parents now 😂😂.
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Reading & understanding what you're doing & remembering it the next day >>>>>>>>>>🥺.
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I'm always curious as to how virginity and studying medicine correlate 🚶🏼♀️.
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He's correcting a wrong notion being spread and you're talking about personal cross. Lmao.You people have issues oo.
It is literally never going to be your personal cross to bear. Why are you speaking over the people who are actually going to experience the odds?. This is like saying people in the US shouldn’t be worried about gun violence because it’s not as common as the media portrays.
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the way shein black friday excites me!!!!! .uggggh 😍 finally about to clear my cartttttttttttt 😭💕.
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The smell of new books.
What is that weird smell you enjoy?.
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Today, I realized that there's really no need for me to be strong by myself and having the people I have as friends really makes the struggle easier. I'm really grateful for them and I know that it won't be alright now but it will one day and it really keeps me going.
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I don’t even know how to reach out to this girl, I’m so scared. I hope she survives this, a beautiful soul she is. Very beautiful 😭❤️.
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The reason I’m so irritated by body odour is because of my mother 😂. My mother beat any form of odour out of my body ehhh 😭😂.
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My own opinion is the person who's in a committed relationship should take all the blame as long as it wasn't forced.MY. OWN. OPINION.
So a man has the boldness, the effrontery to go into another man’s house and sleep with the pregnant wife. And the woman takes all the blame.
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I really hope everything I'm stressing about works out fr. ❤️.
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Why’s nobody saying new books?.That smell of paper>>>>.
One thing that smells good but isn't perfume.
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That lafia girl stuff tho.Such unnecessary wickedness. My own is the videoing. They literally woke her up from her house in the morning, beat her up, undressed her again. It was just too much.
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One day I'll feel like this tbh🤲🤲.
Love my baby sm !.
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Ayra Starr.
10 Artistes that ate 2021 🔥🔥.* Buju.* Olamide.* Wizkid.* Zinoleesky.* Laycon.* Joeboy.* Fireboy.* Ruger.* Mohbad.* Kizz Daniel. Missed anyone out?.
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😂😂😂 everytime it always goes bad first time both of them blocked me. second time the girl has stopped talking to me 🤣.
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but does this skating look serious to you?.
i hate how all of you just feel like you can have a say in the activities people do. “they’re doing rubbish” sorry o, patron saint of the skateboarders, come and show us how it’s done. just open your mouth waaaaa and say anything. tch.
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If I had to speak about love, I’d tell them about us 🫠
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I hate how Nigerian parents treat people that are studying non-professional medical courses like why would you ask this girl if she's happy she's studying physiology??? Are you mad?!.
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2024 birthday and i’m grateful for a lot of people, family and friends turned family ❤️✨.
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I can not continuously tell you my pet peeves and have to apologize when you do them. Byeeee.
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The natural product of sex is pregnancy and only one gender must bear the brunt of it. Men can choose to opt out. Clinically safe abortions are a rarity for many sexually active women so let's leave that one. Pretty sure yk the complications of unsafe abortions.
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Found out somebody that has intentionally been trying to choke me does sugar daddy work. 🚶🏼♀️.Tomorrow she'll come and post as if it's the clothes people are really buying.
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Until you don't see anything from the AOC.
Lecturers that give AOC are God sent.
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@_Teeodore @FEMMY466 The same thing we argued in class today 😂.How can you be so wrong and so stubborn 😂.
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One day you people will touch grass 😂 and know that you can’t eradicate it and you’ll just take the good side of it. The boy she’s going to his house and can be 25-30 and is ripe for marriage. She’ll na say he used me 😂.
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Chapel prefect????.
Ex BBNAija Housemate, Angel clocks 23, shuts the mouth of doubters.
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No more pains for me, my friends and my family this year ❤️🥹.Ya Allah, you know our limits but please don't test us on them 🤲🥹.
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I believe everything on this quote tweet!!!.Some girls only see guys are providers tbh.
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Posting about someone owing you when you’re owing others debt of 2 years ago is wild 😂.
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I hope y'all will have the conscience to pay your bills after your lives have been saved and not jump hospital fences 👍.
I see Student doctors online celebrating 6 yrs in medical school . I hope Y’all will save lives and NOT wait till they have paid hospital bills .??.
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i fell like the ‘stupidest’ man is definitely an african.
Cassper dismantled the feminist by owning up to his past. Now they don’t know what to do with themselves 😂. They had prepared notes and so on.
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Another day to push for the confused man size @IndomieNigeria.
Every time I cook two packs of noodles " You should have cooked one.".And every time I cook one: " You should have cooked two.".😩😩😩.
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super proud of my mummy.broke a record and became a fellow today 💕.Such a role model .My woman forever 💋💕.
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I swear I'm going to be big! My parents must enjoy it too. That's on God!.
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Definitely interested! 🧚♀️.
Here’s me putting my hustle out to you guys, I make nice cargo pants In any color of your choice🤝❤️ and it’s just 5k . Please rt when you see this on your TL
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“Why do you think taking a second wife has anything to do with you?”. Honestly it’s not every matter you’ll sheikh your way into cause you just said rubbish.
Someone just said something about a woman being hurt because her husband took another wife. I want to ask. Why do you think taking a second wife has anything to do with you?. Why do you feel hurt?. You suffered with him right? Probably you did so for something in return.
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Ngl 'catarrh' is hard to spell 😭😭.
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@HussainBashirah @dansatty @anike_akoriola @tiwa__tope @chef_moonah @Bidexraj @haduki_ewa @AsakeRoqeebah @Halal_Stitches Thank you 😊❤️.
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How can you force heterosexuality? Force the natural order of things? Ahh omoo. This life is finished fr.
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