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When given options, I will choose chaos. Always.
Breathing down your neck
Joined July 2011
I am responsible for my tweets. You are responsible for your interpretations.
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I do not think Greenwood is innocent. But I believe in 2nd chances and the person who was hurt seems to have forgiven him. It seems the only thing that would satisfy some of you is to hear that he woke up one day and offed himself. He has left your club. Leave him alone.
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One of the biggest problems we are facing at Man Utd is that we have a potentially generational leftback but he himself doesn't even know it.
🚨 | Turkish club Beşiktaş have made a move for Antony. #mufc are looking to sell him, but Antony wants to stay at Old Trafford. [@ertansuzgun via @bjkhabers]
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He wasn't carrying us, those goals were actually a problem for us. We are doing better in the Champions League now without him.
Not too long ago Cristiano Ronaldo was carrying Manchester United in the Champions League 😮
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Van Dijk thought he was on that infrared defending BS. The ball was in the net before he clocked he was dealing with a certified mad man. 🤣🤣🤣.
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You people were asking why I didn't want these guys to win the league.
I’ve watched it a hundred times. You will never see a more delicate assist. Ødegaard is pure poetry.
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I want to use this opportunity to thank all my mutuals for keeping the thing off my TL throughout its runtime. 🙏.
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Aaron Wan-Bissaka is a footballing anomaly and I feel we clearly don't hype him enough. I've never seen a defender better at 1v1s in my entire existence. What he's able to do to attackers is definitely NOT normal.
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From manager to set-piece coach. Subhanallah they are threatening their families.
🚨 Manchester United are set to appoint Lillestrom manager Andreas Georgson as a new set-piece coach. Jason Wilcox is behind the move. #MUFC [@TyMarshall_MEN]
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He can chat. We all know his tricky Reds would have done something unholy to this City side.
🎙️ | Ole Gunnar Solskjær on managing #mufc vs Man City:. “It’s not hostile at their place, not really. But it’s a proper rivalry. Sometimes it’s easier away from home against them. " [@TheAthleticFC]
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Johnny Evans was the weirdest signing this season but I can't even lie, I've not seen that old man put a single foot wrong this season.
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If my man blocks me after an argument, I assure you that upon unblocking me, another person will be balls deep in my throat.
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My idolo is now hawking agbo.
Proud to extend my partnership with @herbalife as we enter a new era together. Thank you for fueling my performance over the years in the gym and on the field #CR7Drive #LiveYourBestLife
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It might look like a small deal but how you treat those who are beneath you says everything about who you are.
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Now, it's time for that conversation. Did Harry Kane's goals hurt Bayern Munich or you are ready to admit you were stupid?.
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Bruno with 93% pass completion and 6/6 successful long balls. Adapting as required by a new system. Quality will always prevail, no matter the agenda.
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Putting Bruno on a list of players like these is unforgivable.
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If a Madrid manager finished 8th with a GD of -1, his life would actually be in danger. 🤣.
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Dating a Nigerian lady is a terrible financial decision.
This man never ask for my christmas list oo…babes??😭😭Una men don ask for una list??.
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Bottom barrel city. Just traffic, crime, chaos and unreasonable cost of living.
Lagos isn’t a real place tbh😭.They almost stole my phone today, cut my bag with a whole ass razor. I admire the effort tbh 💀
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The anxiety doesn't apply to exposing breast though, idan?
Being a deeper life kid, instills values in you, you can’t lose for life. I still get anxiety for telling a little lie😭.
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She asked us to exchange pictures. I sent her my best one. She replied with "lol why are you joking? Send a fine one nau.".
~ What was that incident that made you stop your “Talking stage” with someone? . Share your story 🤔 😂.
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They asked someone to test the mic and he licked it and you people paraded him as a master strategist. We will all suffer but I will suffer knowing I didn't betray my brain.
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"If you like, give me the number, if I don't like you, I won't call" .Rukayat, please. That's the entire point.
When I meet a lady who catches my eye, I don't ask for her number. Instead, I give her mine and tell her to text me. May sound funny and It's not about being proud or forming “alpha male”, it's just about respecting my time. If she's really interested, she'll reach out….
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But can he twist his bumbum into tight spaces? These are the issues.
Bruno Fernandes has been directly involved in 9 goals in his last 10 matches across all competitions, scoring 5 and assisting 4. Clicking into gear. ⚙️
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For context, this is the Premier Leagie account running PR for a player who hasn't scored a SINGLE goal in a WHOLE YEAR. And Yanited fans are trying to justify the relentless media onslaught on Rashford who has 3 goals in his last 2 starts. You people will learn in real time.
Where it all began for Jack Grealish 🥹. On May 7 2014, an 18-year-old from the Aston Villa academy made his Premier League debut v Man City ✨
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Once again, there's no point in arguing with United fans who talk shit about Bruno Fernandes.
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Fabrizio earned my respect with that Cucurella transfer saga. "We will see who lied" has to be top 3 coldest tweets on this app.
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The funny thing about the whole phone number convo is that it's just triggering for me. Because person don do am for my babe that year and she actually called. 💀.
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Unpopular opinion: women are worse in bed then men are.
I gotta get this off my chest. A lot of men are not good in bed.
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Ronaldo, idolo, forgive and forget. .
🚨🇨🇲 Al Nassr have lodged a lucrative offer for Andre Onana. @jamesbenge @CBSSports.
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We can't even ask if his goals were holding PSG back because blud legit got away with 6 league goals in a season.
*PSG BEFORE MESSI: .2020: Reached UCL Final.2021: Reached UCL Semi Final. *MESSI SIGNS:.2022: Knocked out in RO16.2023: Knocked out in RO16. *MESSI LEAVES:.2024: PSG reach the UCL Semi Final again. 🤷♂️
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This campaign to humble Vinicius is just beyond ridiculous and if you can't see what's going on, you are blind. There's nothing he has done that we have not seen before. Shame on everyone pushing this agenda.
🗣️Gary Neville: "Vinicius Jr is classless, l am delighted Rodri won the Ballon Dor. Its gone to a player who has contributed week in, week out consistently.". 🗣️Rebecca: " He is super arrogant. The arrogance is off the scale, he should be disqualified.".
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For fucks sake, someone please save this kid.
Per the contract Endrick has with his girlfriend, the player cannot comment on other girls' Instagram account. They want to base their relationship on respect. — @MailSport
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The most complete player to ever grace a pitch. The very pinnacle. When you strip the politics down and seize out all the noise, there's only one man that would remain: Cristiano Ronaldo.
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A counter led by Garnacho would fail 9 out of 10 times because he would not release that ball until he is absolutely certain he has no chance of getting a shot off, which, by that time, means the opportunity is gone. Passing is his last resort.
Garnacho is a counter attack serial killer.
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If you have been to camp, you just know she won't open any of those books, not once.
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Very touching but ask him who he plans to vote for.
- Naira notes scarcity : Elderly man breaks down in tears at a bank over his inability to withdraw money.
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All he had to do was support Tinubu. 😭😭.
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Again, may God punish Hazard.
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This is a compliment to Peter Obi.
Kenneth Okonkwo dumps Peter Obi & Labour Party. Says, “2027 is already lost. Because PO, too cold and can't match APC & PDP's dirty tricks” 🙆🏽♂️
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I've stated he's NOT innocent. I haven't asked you to forgive him. But what do you want? The only person who can send him to jail forgave him, married him and bore his kid. What's your plan? To cry everytime he scores? Have you seen how good he is? How long can you cry for?.
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God will actually punish me if I say the 1st one.
Can I please send you some money? >> send your account details.
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If Amad decides to down tools in training or publicly voice his concerns, God will punish any of you that comes for him.
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He did say he was going to float the Naira.
FG budgets N5 billion for Presidential yacht, N5.5 billion for student loan -
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So, na all the Pooja be like this?.
if men menstruated, corporates would mandate 2-3 days of paid menstrual leave every month.
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Davido is innocent.
How you “the man of the family” and your wife’s bank account is 12 times the amount of yours 😭 sit down and feed Keke Palmer her grapes, know your place and don’t ever speak on her again.
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The Fall of the House of Usher. Brilliant scene. Just brilliant. 👏
This is the best response to "when life hands you lemons. ".
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Won fe fi bata pa werey. 🤣🤣.
Erling Haaland is the first player to win the European Golden Shoe, UCL Golden Boot & Gerd Müller Trophy in the same season. ◉ Premier League: 36 goals (35 games).◉ Champions League: 12 goals (11 games).◉ Club & Country: 56 goals (57 games). #BallondOr #TropheeGerdMuller
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2023 model, good mileage, 104 horsepower, needs to be fueled with a cassava flakes solution only once a day, extremely reliable.
Men, Flaunt your car.
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One day, you people will realise it's the masses who actually lose elections, not politicians.
I've never in my life voted before but the next time I hear Gbadebo is contesting, I'll register for PVC just to make sure I vote against him.
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You can't support this and be against Greenwood coming back, js.
Amber Heard will officially return as Mera in the upcoming movie “Aquaman and The Lost Kingdom” 🍿🎬
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"A kept hoe should keep quiet"
Useless man tweeting all that nonsense on a phone Keke bought and the data plan she pays for every month. A kept hoe should keep quiet.
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Fun fact: of the 11 players of the pitch for Man Utd against Crystal Palace, 7 are Erik Ten Hag's signings and 2 are youngsters that he handpicked from the academy. Only 2 were not his making.
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Rashford: "I love my club". Utd fans: "LEAVE MY CLUB, YOU ARE SHIT". Rash: "okay, I'll leave". United fans: " OMG HE IS TRYING TO CONTROL THE NARRATIVE. POLITICIAN". You people have demons residing inside you. 🤣🤣🤣.
He doesn't have a choice anymore so he's trying to be ahead of the curve and also be in control of the narrative. He will definitely do well as a politician in the nearest future. All the best to him 👉🏽👦🏽👈🏽.
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Cold Palmwine almost punched his teammate in the mouth on the pitch. for this.
Erling Haaland is now FIVE goals clear in the race for the Golden Boot 🤖
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The person you are begging for money is the one you are calling broke. The game is rigged.
Venting to a broke guy is so useless. This one said "So what are you going to do?" 😭😭.
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Every season. You people are like goats. 🤣.
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Your sexuality does not give you a free pass or insulate you from criticism. You are still obliged to be a decent human being. This is not so difficult to understand.
We are deeply disappointed to see Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s transphobic essay about non-binary writer Akwaeke Emezi & other Nigerian trans writers. Misgendering trans & non-binary people is always transphobic and always unacceptable. Full statement👇.
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"Yoruba lo wole o" nigga is stunned his Yoruba Ronu card got declined.🤣🤣🤣.
“Let the poor p£ople breath,” Man says, as he confronts VIOs for impounding a car in Lagos.
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I've never understood the appeal of putting myself at the risk of public ridicule just to have a fully clothed backside briefly rubbed against my groin.
Way back in SHS if you passed this test during Entertainment then you were handsome 😅.
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Hear me out. .
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The narrative is even annoying. "Man Utd cannot win anything as long as they have Bruno". I've won more with the Bruno than you have with your Odegaard, despite the former playing at CF, LW, RW, AM, CM, DM and CB. I've seen in him thrive in a settled system (Portugal), a.
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Be mixing stats like cement.
Following his hat-trick and assists against Bolivia, Messi has now equaled Ronaldo for the most international ⚽️➕🅰️ in the 21st century 👏
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You people like to sugarcoat things. Let me be clear, if, when presented with a choice between Tinubu, Atiku and Obi, your choice isn't unshakeably Obi, you are either ignorant, unintelligent or a bigot. There is no other option. All this going through corners isn't necessary.
You guys have been going wild since yesterday on this one tweet. I made a whole film critiquing APC’s political ideology and structure for which I was targeted and sued to court! I did not believe in Peter Obi either which is my right and doesn’t make me a tribal bigot!.
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What's the punishment for death? Brain just be like lace.
false death allegations should have the same punishment as death. ✋.
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For the victim-blaming gang in my dear Nigeria. They didn't get executed for this.
WATCH: Protesters in Naples, Italy, take to the street in defiance of curfew after governor calls for total lockdown
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Yesterday, Rashford missed 2 chances, Amad missed one and Mount was guilty as well for not getting in position, McTominay missed one from a good Rashford knockdown, he also got run out of play when a good touch after a Bruno looped pass could have set him on goal. Bruno himself.
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"Weaker league", "he has found his level" but you wanted Karashika and Leao from the same league and level. You are a dishonest person who hates to see others succeed.
Scott McTominay has scored 5 goals in Serie A this season, beating all but one of his pervious five league campaigns in terms of goalscoring:. 🆕2024/25 - ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️.2023/24 - ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️.2022/23 - ⚽️.2021/22 - ⚽️.2020/21 - ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️. Coming into his prime. 🏴
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@DeadlineDayLive @JacobsBen He over-billed a sugardaddy. I've never seen this happen before.
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A former governor sent policemen out to punish youths guilty of "indecent dressing". They made okada men suck the breasts of ladies whose dresses showed cleavage. In public. After stripping them half-naked. See, it's a long fight. Even our leaders are culpable.
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Or "Hi, it's Jola. We spoke earlier. This is my number BTW. Hope you are good". But why fact when you can just agenda?.
"So sorry to disturb you, sir, but you said I should text you when chanced. I'm the current object of your passing desire. x".
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If I can confirm that any of those 42 virgins in the afterlife look like this, it is over for you people.
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Ten Hag has mastered the dark arts of reducing expectations so that the barest minimum comes across as overperforming it's so brilliant. The foolish ones are the fans who fall for it.
Erik ten Hag:. "The team is NOT READY but the league starts. We can't hide from it. We have to deal with it."
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He posted "RIP Kathy" and his comment section was filled with vitriol and abuse. But yeah sure it's "just about football".
Rashford had 39 G/A in 56 games and United fans said he wasn't worthy of a Ballon D'or nomination when we complained but understood when Yamal and his 5 league goals got nominated. The abuse was never about football. His performances are just the perfect excuse for it.
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Our body, our choice.
Are men really justifying 3 strokes or it’s just Twitter bants?? Please be for real oh.
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My own concern in all of these is that they might still find a way to give Messi.
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But when Messi used it to win World Cup, na GOAT doings. Okay nah.
Kylian Mbakwe, 8 UCL goals, 5 penalties.
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Maturing as a Man Utd fan is knowing there's not one team on this list that can't beat us.
Manchester United vs:. Rangers (h).Porto (a).PAOK (h).Fenerbahce (a).Bodo Glimt (h).Viktoria Plzen (a).FC Twente (h).FCSB (a).
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I will never be part of any movement to exempt Nigerians from writing IELTS.
Yoruba people were compared to lab rats by Ify Aniebo RV, Gbadebo Rhodes- Vivour's wife! Interesting how Igbos no longer hide their disdain hatred & racism towards Yoruba people! Despite living in Yorubaland! #Yoruba #Nigeria #racism #Lagos #GRV #Yorubahate #labourpartynigeria
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ETH had no problems publicly going up against Ronaldo and was vocal in tossing Sancho to the bins but he was so scared of Rashford he was sending Andy Mitten snaps at 2am. Jose dropped Pogba and kicked Bastien out but had to resort to gossiping about Rashford. Fuck off.🤣.
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There's no amount that makes you obligated as a guy to place your babe on a monthly allowance. She's your girlfriend, not your staff.
If a guy earns 150k monthly, is he obligated to give his babe money every month??.
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You people underestimate how important Frenkie De Jong's misfortune is to me.
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I give it 2 months. People will turn on this guy.
This guy has become a n!ghtmare to skin care brands and i love it. He gave this big brand on instagram 2 hours to put out a statement acknowledging that they don’t have a NAFDAC number and they did. Omo!🤯🤣😂
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Despite getting 0 minutes in the last 4 games, Marcus Rashford is still the team's highest league goalscorer. Clock it.
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This guy led the online campaign against Rashford on here relentlessly. I hope you people are seeing it, that it was never about football. You allowed racists turn you on one of our best academy products ever.
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@Glock_Topickz @weinmiami So, a man shaving his butt or doing assplay with a woman makes him. bisexual?
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