i dont really try to 'make' 'friends' on twitter im more like a wild deer and if you interact with me enough i may become accustomed to your scent enough to eat a carrot out of your hand
pro wrestlers really are a different breed cuz where else are you gonna get a guy elbowdropping another guy through a table from 7 ft in the air in his brother's memory while commentary goes 'it's what he would have wanted'. and yeah, i can believe it's what he would have wanted
sacrificing your body and health for a job bc 'we're family' only to get kicked to the curb because 'it's just business' is pretty much the american blue collar worker experience though good job
Never forget that this man tore his pec & still competed in a Hell in a Cell match.
Busted his ass to become WWE's top face just to have his moments stolen from him.
I genuinely feel for Cody Rhodes.
he looks so lost 😭 this is a man who should be foraging for berries and mushrooms in the forest as an unwashed hermit with only a semi-tamed squirrel for company and instead he's being forced to eat at swanky restaurants by his beautiful wife
the fact that a man is fighting his own real son in what hypothetically should be an extremely emotional and dramatic match and it's fucking sponsored by cinnamon toast crunch
I picture the AEW locker room to be a constant blood brawl and Adam Cole sitting in one corner with a Nintendo Switch going "Hahaha Kirby, do you ever get full?"
pro wrestling is better than real sports because in real sports you're not guaranteed a babyface comeback and sometimes a team just sucks and loses forever
the fact that pro wrestlers can hate each other's guts and yet work together to channel those real volatile feelings into emotionally compelling and meaningful works of art and performance is crazy bc i thought only fleetwood mac could do that
its so funny that everyone agrees Normal Person Pac is 10x more scary than Bastard Pac but we can't really articulate why beyond 'it's simply unnatural'
the njpw backstage camera guy truly has amazing comedic timing. claudio saying he was impressed by shota and then immediate pan to shota dying on the floor 🤌
look i understand people not liking injury sells but bryan danielson is a sicko who loves to pretend he's having a seizure idk what to tell you. and the more fans say they hate it the more he'll do it
Yesterday, director dude told
@KORcombat
to turn his snoopy hat backwards for his big promo on Dynamite. Just so everyone knows, it was snoopy on the other side. Don’t believe what anyone else says.
pro wrestling is great because 80% of its fanbase are cishet dudes who insist there's nothing gay about it, and then every other picture of pro wrestling is of 2 dudes doing full missionary live in front of a packed crowd
Bryan Danielson reveals the Blackpool Combat Club has their own Book Club: (via SI)
“Yes, there is a BCC book club. We recommend books to each other. Reading is fantastic. Once you open the door to the world of books, there is so much to learn. The BCC book club helps us stay
jericho getting instantly clocked by hundreds of wrestling fans who have been forced to listen to judas for years is still not as funny as when mjf was instantly clocked by his ass
love that in aew canon long island IS just bizarro world and the commentary is openly like "everyone in long island is fucked up and horrible and that's why they're cheering mjf"
hangman: hey mox you're a deathmatch guy right? is it a good idea if i drink swerve's blood
mox: hold on ill be right back
hangman:
mox: (muffled FUCK YEAHHHHHHH from outside)
hangman:
mox: yeah that sounds good
once again proving that the best feuds are wrestlers vs metaphysical concepts, like miro vs god, eddie kingston vs toxic masculinity and now kevin owens vs gaslighting
Punk said he was sold on AEW being an alternative which is good for the business and good for the boys.
He then said, "Guaranteed money almost kind of ruined pro wrestling. If you had to get paid off the house, things would be drastically different."
@yixura
When the group inevitably disbands I want all three of them to say “Yuta let’s go” and they all exit the ring in different directions so yuta just stands there confused over which of his dads to follow