YESYYYR
@yesyyyr
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It’s not the hair, it’s not the outfits, young people actually did look different until recently, contrast how these ppl look with zoomers who all have soft squishy features, look like their all 1/4 Asian, with messy spaghetti mouths (that’s the only way I can describe it).
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@fuccboihermit2 I remember a post where a girl said she thought it was creepy a 28 year man would be in the same bar as her lol.
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Women love being complicit in something until the very second it becomes more strategic not to, then betray everyone and throw them under the bus to look like some kind of brave, whistleblowing hero.
Hugh Hefner’s widow Crystal vows to reveal ‘toxic’ truth of Playboy Mansion
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There is no “age gap hysteria”, there’s a moral panic over MALE sexuality in general. The innate impulse towards youthfulness, chastity, beauty, charm + kindness is smeared as pedophilic, they demand you fantasize about “kickin’ it” with a jaded “badass” bitch with a masters.
dating apps should let you see other people’s age ranges. i want to know which 30 year old dudes are on the hunt for 22 year olds.
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Pretty wild that the general public has no idea that about 50-60% of criminals get arrested at least once every 6 months and the remainder about once every 1-3 years, surely this info would change public opinion on “mass incarceration/ the carceral state”.
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@SNAKE_PNW Probably the first one yeah but zoomers famously work out more than any other gen.
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A big part of humour for libs is ppl who look like caricatures of “problematic” types who actually have perfect lib politics. Like this guy, or women who look like high strung librarians who might shush you but actually are trans positive wiccans or whatever.
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The black/POC character subplot that’s required of every TV show now is so predictable it’s funny: As soon as the main plot really gets cooking we’re suddenly taken on a completely uncalled for, narrative sojourn into the inner lives of the POC supporting cast (cont.).
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I think these people who post about how your body starts falling apart at 30 are actually just in the beginning stages of a serious disease and don’t know it yet.
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@theJoeMichaell It’s a fantastic, instant classic. The fact you can’t understand why it’s so popular says more about you than the song!.
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Made a comment on IG under a vid of one of those “anti drink spiking” drink covers that in all my years working in nightlife I’ve never seen or heard of one single confirmed case of drink spiking and I have btw 10-20 comments under my pics calling me a rapist now.
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Someone told me to watch The Bear and it’s amazing cause every white character is swearing, smoking, using/selling drugs, fighting and screaming constantly and the POCs bake cakes and make business improvement proposals they shyly reveal.
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Isn’t it insane that as a white person you have to tweet in an affected kind of African American slang now if you don’t want to sound stilted and too cerebral.
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Aspiring actor friend told me there’s a huge demand now for short roles with one or two lines where a white man says something condescending to a POC woman regular cast member.
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Second + 3rd gen POC immigrant kids all do this shit where their grasp of their parents culture is actually so shallow and tenuous they pretend to feel deep reverence for stupid things that mean nothing to anyone who’s actually a part of the culture their claiming.
insanely funny to call boba tea “something that feels so dear to my cultural heritage” when it was invented less than 40 years ago.
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Pro tip be careful about becoming a “regular” anywhere, at every service job I’ve worked many of the “regulars” are reviled by the staff because they demand increasingly personalized and specific requests all while thinking they’re your best friend.
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Tbf they are excellent at judging what the social consensus is and being able to read the room. And enjoying the “good old times” and all it brought, then years later getting another career boost by denouncing the good old times is kind of brilliant in an evil way.
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Notice how there are almost no depictions of Covid in TV or film even 2 years in because to accurately portray even just the first 3 months of it would quickly become comedy.
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@river_is_nice My most paranoid belief is that the “Mandela effect” was popularized on purpose to get us used to being gaslit, so authorities can turn around and point to it every time we start misremembering something major.
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It’s all very “white guy SHOCKS Chinese waiter with his PERFECT CHINESE”.
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The pretty young shop assistant who made your day last week chatting with you? You only want her so you could control her, freak! You want a woman who’s not obese and makes you feel strong beside her? What are you, into kids or something?.
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“wE Got mY dRiNk TeSteD!” No you didn’t you liar that is not a thing they do at hospitals, are you saying you poured your half drunk cocktail into a bag and mailed it to the lab? Jfc.
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@JoeMamatthew Do you not realize everyone was on Facebook every day in 2008 and we had twitter too?.
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“Once I had just one drink and I got SUPER TIRED” .“Once my husband got SUPER TIRED after just 3 drinks, I think they meant to roofie me but he drank it instead” .“Once my friend didn’t remember half her evening out!”.
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@TheUrMillennial “It was a culture of fear”, “I had nowhere else to go”, “I felt paralyzed” blah blah blah.
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@light_kitee I mean if your a hetero male of course you’re gonna prefer women your age or a bit younger that’s no surprise there.
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@TheRam9009 Yes when I flip through my high school year book what jumps out at me is people had bonier faces.
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As with all recent shows there’s a barrage of twitter buzzwords in the first few episodes to assure you the show is in the know and has its pulse on the culture.
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This is what the most annoying women on earth are wearing now. It’s the ironic, androgynous, studiously casual but paired with an “investment piece” she got with her “big girl money” at her do-nothing marketing job where she chats on slack and bookmarks handbags all day look
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Is there an agreed upon term for the way everything keeps getting way more complicated and annoying? I mean like you need to apply for a pass to visit the lake now where I live, or make an online reservation to go to the fucking pool.
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You’d prefer to marry a woman who didn’t spend the better part of a decade in LTRs with other men? Is it cause you’re worried your dick is smaller than them? Haha.
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@Jokermann83 (Woman on four medications just coming off a juice cleanse): “I was at a bar, and I started to feel tired, sick, groggy…” Omg stop the press! This is unheard of!.
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…who hitherto had no remarkable qualities beside their race. They are assigned a “unique” (and always white-coded) hobby/passion is assigned to them (Cello! Shakespeare!) that we see them engage in quietly while the main cast distract themselves with racy, petty drama. (Cont.).
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@Number9ine_ It’s not that, you see kids with two white parents and the sons barley look like the father.
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“I worked in a bar and I used to see it all the time!” .“Oh no, I hope you called the police then!”.“Well I didn’t SEE IT happening, but we saw people getting drunk and sloppy all the time” .“So you worked at a bar and saw people drink too much…?”.“Rapist!!!”.
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K-pop is unlike other cultures music scene in that nothing you see in K-pop has any correlate or roots in their culture, it’s 100% a top-down, engineered LARP by an emergent economy to generate “soft power” and try and soften/sex up a notoriously staid + somber national character.
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I’m noticing this thing where if you notice some kind of phenomenon and people react with “lol you only think that cause you’re not cool” it’s a good indicator that the phenomenon is real and is actually happening.
the kids are still going out you’re just not invited because you’re old.
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@river_is_nice Wait maybe I believe she’s actually a lesbian now that I see she has no sense of humor and a terrible attitude at all times.
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Before long we meet their POC partner who is in a much lower income bracket and deals with stark examples of brash + violent racism that would never occur in the orbit of the main cast. Tension emerges btw the two and the one with the better job is accused of being an Uncle Tom.
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Says he had 3 auditions last week for “Condescending White Man” lol.
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By this point the B plot POC cast exists solely to throw scepticism on the seriousness of the main casts issues, to offer saintly, long suffering sighs, a forever put upon, tired expression of sober resignation and superhuman patience.
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This is met with icy skepticism as the POC chastises the main cast member for their naïveté, “if you only knew!”. Later in the episode the POC cast member will return home to their partner who has fallen victim to what is the worst instance of discrimination yet.
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Next it’s time for a quiet, extended scene btw the highlighted member of the POC cast and one of the main characters, usually over drinks. The main character will try to get closer, to “bridge the gap”, and say something to the effect of “we’re all in this together” (cont.).
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@MasakiJinzaburo Your profile pic and whole online persona is a gay guy who was famously in a long term relationship with a trans crossdresser.
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Anyone being “flown out” anywhere by someone other than a family member or their employer should have to wear a card around their neck like they make unaccompanied minors wear on planes.
I feel like she's leaving a lot out of her very romantic story here
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Covid accelerated this and the saddest part is there tons of horrible little insect people who say they like it more this way.
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Few things disgust me like this specific type of arrogance where dumb people with no social skills think they can chide better adjusted adults for being “weird” bc they refuse to play by their autistic little rules for interacting with them and then frame it as charitable advice.
men over 30 r just constantly trying to rope u into an actual phone call and its like brother u r legitimately scaring the hoes with that. and also i can read lmao.
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@nudistlads Yeah I’m sure it’s hormonal cause it’s especially obvious when you look at the men.
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Men who make a big deal about hating astrology are stupid and autistic, you don’t have to “believe” in it at all to recognize that in the dating context it’s an out for women to open up and tell you how they see themselves, how they want to be seen, what they are looking for.
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@monitoringbias @libsoftiktok Incredibly odd take that completely missed the point, very on brand for you.
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A friend of mine who had a very normal job and normal apartment started travelling the world all of the sudden about a year and a half ago and after watching his trip on Instagram for 18?months I finally broke down and asked him how he was affording this and he blocked me lol.
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Sure genetics and raw brainpower play a role but I think maybe 60% of being stupid is just being incurious. Remember the kids is school who wouldn’t know what a word meant even though you knew for a fact they had encountered it many times before? They just didn’t care.
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@our_daily_pain I have met an unusually high number of Spaniards who have a huge attitude problem, like they’re boring and nothing special but exude arrogance and are extremely argumentative and righteous.
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Watching Portlandia in 2023 and all the wacky progressive antics in it feels like looking at old photos of an alcoholic from back before it was ugly or a big problem and it’s just them being silly and fun 😜 but with a drink in their hand in every photo.
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@RavensEyes8 You’re a lab tech? At what kind of facility? Interesting, because in many of the self reported stories they claim to have had “tests” done.
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The media is lying by pretending the bodies were “discovered.” Absolutely nothing new has been discovered. They are going around to old graveyards in small rural towns that weren’t on Google maps and being like “OMG GUYS THIS IS HUGE”.
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Everyone slightly more suspicious of events than myself is a paranoid schizophrenic and everyone less critical is a credulous baby because I am perfectly calibrated for the truth.
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This fake reverence gets taken at face value by credulous whites and that’s why most whites think POC have all these “sacred” and “holy” things they need to shut up respect or risk offending someone.
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I found a big exception in the awful but fascinatingly neolib Apple TV The Morning Show where the main character gets Covid and crawls, vomits, cries in shower, falls dramatically, and cries more in several lengthy scenes more maudlin than any treatment of cancer or aids on film.
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Losing it at Dasha calling Dua Lipa a “barely sentient Albanian mob-money laundering vessel”.
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Today I realized the “grindset”, “build your empire”, “while you were sleeping your rival started a company” etc freaks are not just stupid but really mentally unwell too.
ITS YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DIED . Being broke killed or will kill your parents . Cancer/Disease? . Could’ve got the world-class surgeons. Car crash?. Why isn’t a fleet of Suburbans in front and behind their car? . Stabbed/Shot?. Why aren’t there 20 security guards? . YOUR
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@yungchomsky He’s the biggest fucking loser on this website, how has nobody realized his entire fashion shtick is a cover to shit on any men who are muscular, white or conservative by making fun of their clothes for not looking like a Churchill costume.
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@sup3rst4rpr1n She’s very socially adept and if you think she’s “awkward” then you’re likely not much of a conversationalist. She directs and dominates the conversation.
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An unpopular opinion I have is oddly aggressive/antisocial behaviour in kids isn’t actually cute and funny but a strong indicator they’re going to have trouble with the law/education/relationships when they’re older, we’ve all met kids who are clearly going to be awful ppl.
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Can’t describe how much I hate his grey gloop music and that numb lipped, brain injured, pan-global south mumble voice he’s popularized. He’s so bad me made me soften on Drake, whose creepily juvenile, naughty little teddy bear schtick disgusts me.
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Age gap-pearl-clutchers meeting their soulmate but they’re 2-5 years too early and haven’t hit those magical character building milestones that turn you into a Real Adult such as having an abusive ex, substance problem, ho phase, a string of bad roommates or working full time:
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@CaribbeanRythms There’s something rotten in the soul of people who are attracted to China, absolute ghouls each and every time.
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