JLo and Ben Affleck are back together, Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new movie, and I'm living in my parents house. Hello 2004

@turnmyswagguon Kiran Ragu

RT @ycove: I'll be migrating there soon

I'll be migrating there soon

@mcgoverndominic Just some of that political satire you want

@hansmollman Adam and Eve, not Adam and Ronald

Trump going on the Flagrant podcast is like if Boris Johnson was interviewed by KSI

@namenumberetc He is annoying but the rest are great and it's much more team based. Ms Marvel you need zero background going in but watching Captain Marvel first will enhance your enjoyment of it - plus that's a film incels hate (it's perfectly fine)

Still less than every reviewer at the fringe gets for free

@hansmollman My biological age is 69 because I'm cool

Very ironic for one of the comedy clubs accused of not putting on balanced lineups... to then attack women in their tweets and complain about the abuse *they* have received over 12 hours. Maybe if you had female comedians on you'd know some of the abuse they constantly receive

@JackGregsonShow @BFI I made it on in 15 minutes, got told I needed to log in again, then told I didn't have a membership (I did) before being kicked out to an hour queue

@WhittyAuthor So proud of you

@rekhalshankar I've heard of you

Why is it always "MONEY OUT" and never "MONEY IN" 😔

RIP to this tweet 😭

@LeilaDoesTweets @lornlornlors You both look exactly like her

@Zafarcakes What is it?