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Fuck England, fuck Jordan Pickford and fuck Jordan Pickfords stupid fucking barnet
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Tories = out
Rob Page = out
England = out
Ex boyfriend = out
My tits = out
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I urge any Welsh who assume the English taking over us and stopping us from speaking welsh was hundreds and hundreds of years ago to spend just 5 minutes looking into how recently it happened again
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SHE'S A WHORE
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I'm always grateful for the days my body can manage exercise without major injury
#hEDS
#EhlersDanlosSyndrome
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Now Paul, we want you to sign a 26 year old that only turned pro this year
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I've spent the entire day with less life in me than a wanked cock 🥱
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This photo has just come up on the dreaded Facebook memories and not one person has called me a bloke because of the sign behind me. Disappointing really
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How do their families let them get away with being such insufferable cunts? My family would batter me for this
When I thought life couldn’t get any better 😂😂😂 cry me a river.
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I once got hacked but instead of conning me they tried to take a strange woman some cookies and a little tree
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Paris is a shithole. No amount of fancy lighting will convince me otherwise
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The Mel Nurse bar is class. I've got no chance of seeing my seat in second half this season
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If Nathan Toblerone scores on Sunday the swans Instagram page will crash
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If you were on my old account please make yourselves known. Gonna be a ball ache trying to remember you all
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End of school year will see the most dead inside people posting their kids school reports that nobody gives a flying fuck about. Please only post them if they're entertaining, like this letter we had home about my nephew
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Every day I get closer to setting up an Indonesian onlyfans wearing a Nathan Tjoe-a-on top. They are insane
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I've gone 3 whole days without a migraine or trigeminal neuralgia 🙌 the last 3 weeks have made me want to do away with myself.
Let's hope the swans don't bring them back
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Lots of new faces on this new account that won't understand me making out I'm a bit of a tart is just my self deprecating humour
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Ordered 💜 ro'n i'n hapus I weld y siop clwb yn gymraeg ar-lein. Da iawn
Shop the Swansea City 2024-25 third kit now, in-store and online 🛍️
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Oh shit off
BREAKING: The mother of British teenager Jay Slater who was found dead on holiday in Tenerife has asked for more donations to help give him "the send-off he deserves"
⬇️ Read more
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Also please share x
If you were on my old account please make yourselves known. Gonna be a ball ache trying to remember you all
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I'm very grateful that I had sense to put myself to bed before midnight. Lovely to escape a hangover
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Awful to hear about Michael Duff. Nothing had happened to him, it's just awful to hear about him
On this day in 2004… 🗓️
Burnley signed Michael Duff!
He cost just £30,000 and would go onto make 383 appearances over 12 years! 👏👏
#TwitterClarets
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Where my grandparents met ❤️ my grandfather was a bouncer
Swansea's once derelict Palace Theatre is set to reopen this summer following completion of a £10m overhaul of the 140-year-old building
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Swans drinking game for the season - have a shot every time a long kick doesn't work
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Amazon just recommended bondage gear to me
So this is where my life has ended up
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I'll never feel bad for outing wronguns. You can't demand to turn up at a woman's house without even getting to know her. I speak to a lot of men who are all lovely but you just get the odd one you can see is a danger
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Tbf I'd have Alex Brooker in goal over Fisher
Swansea are closing in on a deal to sign goalkeeper Lawrence Vigouroux on a permanent deal from Burnley.
Deal could be completed during the club's pre-season tour in Austria this week.
#Swans
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I've got this in every colour
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Hahaha what was I thinking? And why are my feet so small?
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I had a few days away from this cursed app and spent it laughing at this
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European hornets are trying to move into the bees nest in my roof, there was a spider the size of my hand in the bath and I've just found a slug in the hallway. I'm half expecting loud thuds and Robin Williams to appear
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I'm in bed completely off my face and replying to DMs. Send then at your peril
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I haven't got a clue who's doing the better moves in judo but you best bet I'm still screaming at the telly anyway
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The last time I was in a silly mood like this on this app was the day I got that sex person to draw me an elephant
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There's more chance of Elvis winning the Grand National on a three-legged rocking horse than Labour not winning Swansea East
Tell yer da to take his Reform posters down
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Wine for breakfast and a few Colins before the derby and I'm gonna think I'm Simone Biles on those bars
Ahead of our first home fixtures of the 2024-25 season, Swansea City would like to highlight a number of changes supporters will notice as they return to the Stadium 🏟️
Supporter update 👇
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I'm gonna have to mute Southampton again. They should be here. He should be kissing me. Life isn't fair
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Heartbreak manifest
Rest in power, King
Jack Karlson, the man who had the funniest arrest ever, has died. He deserves a statue.
Long live this legend.
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They're insane. They usually have a cry about us "just getting it" more than them
I actually hope the club don’t post any ‘passionate’ videos in preparation for Sunday, along with the pointless ‘derby week training’ videos. Just fucking get into the players, take it seriously and make sure they put in a performance
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The grief shit has been horrendous this week and I don't know why. Weird how it knocks you off your feet at the most random times
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I spent a week in America recently and only saw one single bit of rubbish. It's noticeably worlds apart there, but they have bins everywhere. Why do our councils find it so difficult to provide bins here?
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My brother has just walked in over nans house with a thick black beard and nan just said "what's he done to his face? He looks like he's been sucking a black man's ass"
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Genuinely not saying this for rivalry but a grown man tapping their head makes my vagina shrivel up into my throat
🗣 "After speaking to the Club, it felt like they were very ambitious in where they were heading. It seemed like a really good project to be a part of.
"I’m at a stage in my career where I want to be ambitious and create memories for myself."
#CityAsOne
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10 hours solid decorating today. I started off calmly singing to Aretha Franklin and Nina Simone, then ended blasting Marco V - Red Blue Purple and pretending I'd double dropped to keep myself going
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I've just found out people with EDS have large breasts, so my fun bags are because I'm disabled. There's a fun wank for you all
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Ah man what a great song choice. Literally giving them a 🖕 to their faces while serenading with a beautiful sound. Take a bow whoever picked this hymn ❤️ hyfryd
Wythnos fythgofiadwy i
@YsgolTreganna
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O berfformiad syrpreis i Brif Weinidog Cymru a Phrif Weinidog y DU, i ganu yn y Siambr i Eu Mawrhydi Y Brenin a’r Frenhines🎵
#Senedd25
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Come on lads, don't make this a complete minge fest 😂 come to the over 30s night next month
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Normal people watching gymnastics: "wow how the hell did she do that?"
Me watching gymnastics: "keep your legs tight on that yurchenko double pike you sloppy twat"
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If I say what I want to say I'm gonna lose another account but it basically involves them using a guillotine again
King to receive extra £45m of public money as crown estate income soars
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Giving my eldest nephew money to go to a festival feels like funding terrorism
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This! I hope it's not a sea of Gen Z holding up phones
We can all agree on a no phones policy at the Oasis reunion, right?
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