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Another much needed 3 pts (phew) 👊
But best 90 minute performance today, beyond doubt, was from the ref
One in the eye for all those pathetic, misogynistic, small-dicked, dinosaurs pre-match you slated her before a ball was kicked
Would welcome her back to ref us anytime👏
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Was just watching
@BBCNews
and nearly spat my rice crispies….couldn’t believe what I was seeing…👀
I want these two found…named…shamed…and immediately drummed out of the country
Bois Bach!
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7 seasons (not just 1)
1st major trophy
Valencia
Michu
That 1st half v WBA
MOTD running order
Bony holding off his man
Beating City, Utd, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal all of them
Lawro predicts we lose
Laudrup
Everyones 2nd favourite team
Wasn't too shabby
YJBs
👊
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A message to the players
@SwansOfficial
on the eve of history
109 years of games between us and them...no-one’s done the double...you could be a part of the 1st team to do it...don’t let this moment pass you by...grasp it...embrace it...lets beat those bstds 👊
Swansea expects
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So Ash gets slated for criticising
@CardiffCityFC
fans for doing the ayatollah...at a Wales game...
Some wearing cardiff shirts...at a Wales game...
Booing Swans players...at a Wales game...
No wonder many football fans think they’re a horrible club
#biggerthanBarca
😀
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Some Swansea laws I’ve learned over the years :
- Grant Holt will score against us
- Andy Carroll will play only 1 game a season injury free and that will be against us and he will score
- Any ex-player in the opposition will score against us
- We will never beat Stoke away
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PAGE OUT
That’s enough now
And before anyone says who next, I don’t know, but not Page
Think we can look forward positively with this young group, but with a new manager. Please
🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
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@Sonjamclaughlan
Certainly not abusing you in any way. I found your post match interviews cringeworthy and embarrassing and the goading of Farrell and Jones to get a reaction on the refs performance...poor sorry. You give that out you need to be prepared to take it back. Not your finest moment 🤷
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The Swansea City Finishing School of Management :
Graham Potter Chelsea
Brendan Rodgers Liverpool
Roberto Martinez Belgium
John Toshack Real Madrid
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The last 5 teams to win the League Cup are
Liverpool
Chelsea
Man Utd
Man City
and……
Swansea City
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
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No-one at all, surely, not even the happiest of happy clappers, can be in any doubt now after yesterday of the lack of ambition of the owners for our club. Unbelievably, unbelievably, we actually weakened our playing squad through this window. I despise these absolute leeches
🤬
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Winter’s next programme notes:
- it was a difficult window for us
- we had a number of targets
- we came close to signing a few
- January’s always a tricky time
- the manager is happy with what he’s got
- the owners remain fully committed to this club
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Martin’s been here literally no time at all. We’re still dealing in frees/loans/cheap signings don’t forget. It’s a total change of playing style. This is going to take time. We knew this. Trust the manager. Give him time. Keep backing the team. This will click . COYS 👊
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That’s the best in-game tribute I have ever witnessed. So emotional. Amazing from everyone. Leeds, the players, everyone. Did Chris and our club so proud 🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤
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Add in
@CardiffCityFC
33,945 days (93 years)
😀
Days since a trophy:
Arsenal - 1
Liverpool - 38
Manchester City - 154
Chelsea - 431
Manchester Utd - 1166
Leicester City - 1553
Wigan Athletic - 2640
Swansea City - 2716
Birmingham City - 3444
Portsmouth - 4460
@SpursOfficial
- 4544
#Spursy
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6 games ago we were 10 points behind Forest
With 25 minutes to go last night we needed a 5 goal swing
Utterly incredible 🙃
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So, rather than have a RM wnkfest (Soton were vgood) why not concentrate on what LW showed us sec half (after no time at all) which was miles better than Duff showed us after months. I’m very encouraged by it and looking forward to seeing what our new manager can do with time 👊
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Forget Potter
Forget DJ
Forget Oli
Forget Birch
Fck the owners
This is football
This is a new season
This is our season
This is Our club
This is Swansea City
Come on you Swans
Come on!!!
COME ON!!!!!!!!!
👊
(and relax 😀)
Love a new footy season ⚽️
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At least one good thing. Seeing those Swansea Loyal lot get a slap and that Red Hsnd rag end up chucked on the pitch
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If anyone thinks Robert Page should still be our manager, have a look at the scenes in Munich atm, and remember the reason we aren’t there too is absolutely down to him
😡😡😡
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HT Verdict
I am still laughing at that swimaway celebration right in front of them 😂
Darren Pratley…now Jamie Paterson… take your place in the pantheon of Swansea legends 👏👏👏
Beautiful 😍
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Luke Williams on his knees too when Lowe scored and then runs to join the pile on ❤️👊 got to stick with this man 🙏
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Love an afternoon on Swans Twitter 😅
Pre-match…we got no chance with that lineup, RMs lost the plot, whats he thinking
HT…we can’t defend, we can’t attack, we’re crap
FT…great performance that, why can’t we play like that every game, trust the process, RMs got this
😂
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Promoted in September
Best season in 20 years over us (massive 7pts ahead btw)
Signed Aaron Ramsey best player in Championship
Bigger than Barcelona
Can’t even beat us more than once
@CardiffCityFC
everyone
🤣🤣🤣
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That is fantastic news to hear. Now if there is any real justice in this, a declared innocent man should now be given the opportunity, if he chooses, to pick up his life where he left off and resume his role and his full standing at the heart of the Swansea community
Breaking news: Kev Johns is found not guilty of indecent assault
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What a 2nd half 👏
Those last 2 goals 😍
Duffball is up and running
It’s not The Swansea Way
It’s not Russyball (thank God)
It’s not Cooperball (thank God)
It’s hard working, high pressing, pacy with the ball and solid without it
I think I quite like it…
#UppaDuff
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Fair play, loyal and more often than not a very reliable defender. Never made a fuss, proper professional that a number of younger players could look at. Enjoyed you playing for us.
Cheers Kyle 👏👏👏
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What an utterly bizarre season 🙃
Started decentish first dozen or so games
Then generally abysmal for 20 odd games
Now finishing like peak Brazil 1970
The Swansea Way
(Trust The Process…whatever the fck it is 😅)
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Cardiff deserved that win, no arguments at all
Not that they’re particularly even any good
But better than us
Shows how sht we were
That was horrible to watch, horrible
Abysmal
If Duff goes after this no-one can knock the decision
And that is no knee-jerk reaction
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I loved that performance. LOVED IT 👊 Absolutely deserved that win 👏 4 pts out of 6 against two of our main rivals (deserved all 6). The constant effort we showed. The sheer dog in this team is fckn brilliant to see. We are genuine automatic promotion contenders. LOVE MY TEAM ❤️
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Decent effort 👏 Bottom line, they’re a better team than us. Just being honest
And whilst I’m being honest that Brentford manger is a complete and utter prick
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I’m not joking, I think I’ve currently watched our last minute winner on various feeds now well in excess of 40-50 times. Every time it comes up I just watch it again! It’s bloody hypnotic 😂
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I’m not a monarchist, but I did fully respect the Queen and I’m sad at her passing.
Those on this thread making ‘look at me’ cool/big comments, you’re neither, you’re very small and disgusting. You don’t represent our club.
A fellow human being has died.
Show respect
RIP
We are saddened to learn of the passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, at the age of 96.
Our thoughts are with the Royal Family at this difficult time.
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Another of my all time favourite Swans XI gone. And a Gorseinon boy to boot. Best winger I’ve ever seen for us. Had the lot. Could beat a man. Could deliver a cross. Could cut in and shoot. Brilliant player
RIP Leight
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No argument, crap and deserved the loss today
New manager with us for 4 months
No preseason
Totally new playing style
Not his players
And some want him out 🤦♂️ …what then?…a new manager with the players we have…what’s he gonna do?…
Give Martin some time is it ffs 🤷♂️
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Swans smash lower league team away from home
Playing a brand of football that is definitely not the feared hoofball either
Manager comes over and waves to the fans at the end of the match
The sun is shining
HMS Pss The League is back on
👊
#UppaDuff
😅
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Forget the pen
We’d all have taken 1 nil start of the game. We won 1 nil
Their fabled BMW didn’t score against us
We know we can create chances and score against them. They know it
They need a 2 goal clear win now. They are up against it
We can 100% do this
Great stuff 👏
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Love the ‘super fans’ we have
Unless you go to every game you are a ‘plastic’
You can’t go to Cardiff unless you go to Stoke too this weekend
Forget money/ family/ work/ health/ other interests/ time etc
Rather have a half empty stadium of ‘proper’ fans than ‘plastics’
🤦♂️
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So…all that we need to fix this from here is…
New Owners
New Manager
New Players
New Trust
New Ambition
😐
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I wish the media would get off Neil’s back.
He is really trying his level best.
I think he can turn things round if he’s given time and he can get the team out of this.
Everyone in Swansea is right behind him
😀
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Hopefully these 2 whoppers are having the night they deserve 🙃
Was just watching
@BBCNews
and nearly spat my rice crispies….couldn’t believe what I was seeing…👀
I want these two found…named…shamed…and immediately drummed out of the country
Bois Bach!
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Massive test for Duff tonight
Needs to ensure he waves at everyone from the off
Then waves back when the 1st Duffs Barmy Army chants go up
And finishes with overhead clap to the East as a minimum, or ideally one or more fist pumps
He’s finished here otherwise
#UppaDuff
👊
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If Patterson is indeed off, then no big loss
On the other hand, will always have a special place in my Swans heart for this top piece of shthousery 👏👏👏
I still laugh every time I think of it 😂
#doube
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Club have made a sensible decision imo to not play GSTK and go with a minute’s silence.
And if you can’t remain silent for just one single minute, that’s all, to mark the passing of a 96 year old fellow human being, then seriously, please don’t bother attending the game
Swansea City can confirm the club will join all other home teams in the EFL by paying tribute to the memory of Her late Majesty Queen Elizabeth II prior to tonight’s fixture against Sheffield United.
👉
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“As a club we are aiming to be active in the window” Winter, 24th December
Just over a month later, 27th January…😐🤷♂️
Anyway, some people still think he’s great for the club
🙃
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Never seen this photo of the old Vetch before. Anyone any idea of the game and when it’s from? Look at the NB
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And it’s full time at The .Com
Swansea City 0
Sunderland/BobbyMadley Combined IX 0
Rushworth absolutely bloody outstanding 👏👏👏
Great point earned there in the face of enormous adversity 👊
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Still my all-time favourite Derby Day goal celebration 😂
Another one of these today please 😀
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Hanging on against Azerbaijan...at home...we won, pleased about that.
But let’s not mess about, that was appalling, genuinely appalling.
Giggs has brought nothing to this team. And I mean nothing.
We are getting worse game on game.
2016 seems a long time ago...
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That Brentford manager...dry your eyes mate. Pathetic
If there was VAR...we might actually have had 2 pens and zero chance of VAR overturning that red card as not clear and obvious
That is a man under massive pressure and it’s translating to his team
Love it 😂😂😂
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Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you have a wonderful day, be thankful for what you receive and always count your blessings
🎄🙏🎄🙏🎄🙏🎄🙏🎄🙏🎄
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Swansea price star forward Joel Piroe out of dream Premier League move
In other news, Swansea price Piroe at realistic level that a PL club could easily afford to pay for a proper goal-scoring centre forward
🤷♂️
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I’m sure I remember them having their best ever season and being promoted already in September
🤣
Cardiff City boss Erol Bulut has called for signings for weeks and has now said he is considering his future with the club 👀
Read more ⤵️
#BBCFootball
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Thank God this man is Welsh
I think that tight hamstring should now keep him out til about June 😅
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There’s only one Luke worth talking about tonight on here
It’s not Luke Humphries
It’s not even Luke ‘the Nuke’ Littler
Tonight…it is…the one…the only………Luuuuuuke Williaaaaaammmms
🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢
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Kept out of a 60m+ sale
Mandated by members to go legal
Traded a 21% ownership stake for a guaranteed undilutable 5%
Settled out of court for 500k for its trouble
Ignored its members
A now morally bankrupt organisation
Ladies & gentlemen
@swanstrust
(soon ex-member)
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Swans playing Drakeford at his own game…you stop the fans attending…we’ll put off the game til they can come back
😉
❌ Swansea City’s Championship fixture against Luton Town on December 29 has been postponed.
👉
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Well, he’s really hit the floor running hasn’t he this one. Got to be one of the worst starts to a professional career I can ever think of
🤦♂️
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Worst thing about this tonight...not the performance (which was abysmal), not the lack of ‘style’ (which was non-existent), not the loss (which wasn’t undeserved)...but the complete lack of any ambition to win the game. Shocking and unacceptable sorry. Cooper...sort it fckn out
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My childhood hero. That shoulder dip. Stepped in and up to help the Swans countless times over the years. Way overdue but so well deserved 👏
Superb player and even more of a gentleman
King Curt 👑
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Perspective for tonight
We are playing Brentford not Brazil
Their manager is a dck. We need no more motivation to beat them than him
We will create chances. We know it. They now know it.
We get 1 goal, they need 3 to beat us
We can do this. We really can
COYS 👊 COME ON !!
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Now I’ve about calmed down…😅
I’ve slated Martin recently (and one Double Doube swallow and all that) but credit where it’s due, it’s clear he does get what today’s game means and obviously does want to do well for us and tonight I hope he fully enjoys the win 👏
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Surely there’s no other fanbase being trolled by its own owners
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Just in case anyone’s forgotten…this is our current Chairman who promised to keep the lines of communication going with us fans “communication is of paramount importance”.
That was now over a month ago…
🤦♂️
Joking aside, the signs are really not good are they
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Some stat there…Blackburn had 49 crosses…we had 1 and scored 😅
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Biggest compliment I can pay the team at the moment is - I would not want to play against us 👊
We will battle you from front to back. We score first...you’re not going to win from there. We can out football you. We can mix up our style. We are dogged bastards. I love it 👏👏👏
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What a day yesterday!
Silverstein messaging fans
Robbo calling out Martin
Young v Old
RM in v RM out
Swans twitter everyone 🤣
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Some things in life are a constant
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. The Swans being a shambles during the Summer window
😬
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So. 60 points. Comfortably mid table. New playing style (an actual style) properly bedding in with every expectation of progress next season. Done the Doube.
I’d have taken that all day before the season when RM was appointed just before the 1st game
#trusttheprocess
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We got beaten by probably one of the best Championship level teams we’ve seen. They are much better than us, that’s just how it is. Suck it up move on
No reason why we can’t beat Watford Tuesday and get back on another good run
Looking up rather than down the table now for me
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Now if that’s not a dig at RM in there 😂
And making a point of touching the squiggly swan and saying it’s all about this 😍
Loving the man already 👊
#UppaDuff
🗣️ "I understand there is an expectation"
New Swansea City head coach Michael Duff says he intends to find the right balance between playing attractive football while ensuring they win games ⚽
#BBCFootball
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So, latest Swans twitter beef :
Joma v Any other kit
Squiggle v Circle badge
Russ in Russ out
Marsh stays Marsh goes
Southampton pay £1.25m Southampton pay £2m
Watson is coming Watson isn’t coming
It’s only June v It’s already June
Any I’ve missed?
Yanks out v (no debate 😉)
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From Norwich to this 🙃How🤷♂️
No shots on target. None
1 corner
Outplayed at home by worst form team in league
7 (seven) hours without a goal
1 shot per hour (I’m not making this up😐) in last 5 games
Mind-numbing Cooperball
I’m in shock really
Unacceptable
🤬🤬🤬
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Been out and come back and catching up on Swans twitter at times like this is a genuinely uplifting and wonderful thing to do. Makes you smile, feel proud you’re a Jack and the fact it’s after a cardiff game gives a brilliant feeling of laugh out loud happiness and yes smugness😅
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HT Verdict
Comfortably up at half time
No Swans twitter meltdown
No-one moaning about RMs tactics
No-one slagging off Korey Smith
WTF is going on
😅
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@TeleFootball
@LukeEdwardsTele
What a shock, right wing establishment broadsheet out-of-touch journo perpetuates old-fashioned, mysoginistic, sexist, lame view of female managerial appointment 🤦♂️
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@PaulAbbandonato
@CardiffCityFC
Even when rock bottom, stinking the Championship out and with the worst team in 100 years or whatever it is, Paul never stops 🤣 👏
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Results not yet what we’d want overall. Performances mixed tbf. Transition from Cooperball will take time. This is not RMs team. And we’ve lost pretty much all our goal scorers from last year. Too many expecting miracles, seriously. Gonna be a tough season. Roll with it. Chill…
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Just finished watching the
@Michuoviedo
PL Stories doc
Brilliant, nostalgic watch (specially now….)
Best player I’ve seen in a Swans shirt (sorry King Curt). Got in the Spanish team when world champs says it all
The streets will definitely not forget
🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤
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Brentford are clearly a good team and they’ve beaten us twice
That was before
We’ve got a new system that works now, that the players clearly believe in.
We’ve got confidence and momentum
They blew promotion and lost to Barnsley at home
Believe. Just saying
COYS 👊
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Cardiff look absolutely shite
Still relying on long throw ins
Where’s the atmosphere?
More blue seats than fans
An embarrassment to the Premier League
An embarrassment to Wales
Bigger than Barcelona 😀
Thank God it’ll soon be over
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1 year ago today. I’ve never left such an important Swans match so underwhelmed and disappointed, not by the result, but how we played
#bllxtoCooperball
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I’m seriously questioning RM now (and I’ve backed him). I’m right behind the philosophy he wants for us. But he’s got us on repeat making the same basic mistakes, with no pace to our play, too little end threat and just zero entertainment really. If he went I wouldn’t now care 🤷♂️
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My last chance to use this absolutely fantastic pic of
@ConnorRobs
before I now delete it from my phone 😅 Genuinely good luck YJB
#InabitMush
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We were sht. They were the much better team. Outplayed us in fairness. But they couldn’t beat us. With 10 men. We can take loads from that 👊
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I know the team will be reading this...make us proud today boys...grind those cardiff bstds into the ground...don’t just beat them, humiliate them...all of Swansea expects...do it for yourselves...do it for your families...but most of all, do it for us
C’mon YJBs C’MON !!!!
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HT Verdict
Barnsley are awful. Hideous non-football team
Cabango and Guehi are not in any intimated 👊
Never seen Knaughts play so many forward balls 👏
Ayew 👏👏
Only one football team out there
Same again 2nd half pls and we’ve got this 👍
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Just wondering where the Scarlett Pimpernel is through this tricky time the club and our manager is going through? Whatever you think of him RM is being left hung out to dry seems to me
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Reasons I’ve seen so far not to like Duff
1. He’s not Russy
2. He doesn’t wave to us enough
3. He lost a pre-season game to Oxford
4. He hasn’t got us playing like Brazil and it’s July already
5. He picked Fisher in goal (ok I’ll concede that one)
6. He’s not Russy
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To make very clear up front, of course the owners are the fundamental problem. 100%. No disputes from me 👍
RM’s managerial record :
19th
13th
15th
17th currently
Genuine question - what is it makes him in any way good? I really want to see it, but I just can’t 🤷♂️ Help me out
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