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@xxxxjmxx
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2 years
honestly, people are only as special as you make them.
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@DaNiggaTrump @kimjongunnknk @TrillX43 Lmfaooo the fact that ppl take time to make these pages
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@brothergram It’s just basically passing $500 around to each other all year lol
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@itstheyyonce @itszaeok Lmaoo why this look like a Pokémon match 😭😭
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@Iam__Alkebulan @Shayduriel 😂😂😂😭😭 I have forgotten coworkers names before lmaoooo like damn I knew it confidently before my break
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@lookitsgiovanni Like mf you made me like you for whatttt. Fucking waste
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@BarkyBoogz Boy math is 5’8 = 6’
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@ChristyCindy @such_A_frknlady And have little understanding of hand hygiene and contact precautions
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@AddertonVin @bigbodybae You wanna spend your whole life working? There’s a diff in Securing a bag and exchanging hours for money majority of your life
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@EricaInTheSkyy They should’ve fuckin bubble wrapped it or put it on a cardboard box and slide it on the ground. Or rest it on the fuckin ground if nothing else. Tf u doing resting it on the ledge w ONE person on the side as if gravity doesn’t exist
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@Issaprettygurll @prettydreka @leilaaaniii It’s to a point where girls aren’t even “smart”. Dudes just dumb as helllll. He needs to take “attention to detail” off that resume. Dumb af it’s irritating
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@N0variK LMFAOOO this reminds me of that one episode of the office where the fucking TV logo wouldn’t hit the fucking corner !!
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@theguapunzel @MasinElije Lmfaoooooo “please reconsider”
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@alli3xp Fellas. Is it gay to laugh n giggle ??
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@Abribbon3 @aye_kunbi @blackmediocrity How can someone who supposedly loves you (aka a husband) just watch someone break their back for them and not do anything to lighten their load???? Like isn’t that what ppl do for someone you love? Disgusting. Seems like all he did was take 🤢
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@lucypapers_ Lmfaoooo see I hate when ppl say women aren’t funny like byeee
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@tht1funnywhtguy Sleeping 9+ hrs and still feeling tired
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@tht1funnywhtguy Doing cardio for 5 hrs and only burning half a donut
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@Davinaaiko Screams desperate for anybody
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@elvis_mark94 @JadedCobain 😂😂🤣 smitten
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@WizMonifaaa Some of these comments act like the whole world don’t got their own relationship/family issues
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@nytorioust @_OfficialR1 Made herself look hella dumb
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@_xlysn Am I the only one who thinks this is embarrassing for him??? Like he just needed someone to go out with and still prefers her over his date ???
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@ejay18_ This is how fights go in dreams. Could never land a good shot
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@M0NZZZA This is so disgusting
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@chopsticks83 @brothergram Notice how I stated a fact and didn’t say if it was a good or bad thing. You’re projecting. Clearly.
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@dosNdonts747 @nytorioust @_OfficialR1 She’s hella dumb for staying in the relationship she didn’t want 😴 some people never take accountability for their own actions. Sounds like she agreed to be in the relationship with someone she didn’t like in various ways
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@AddertonVin @bigbodybae I mean you just called a lot of ppl birds. Money is amazing but it isn’t everything. If I died tmr I can’t take that shit to the grave
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@svmplyv Lol what. The only thing I pull are all nighters. I cram the whole semester in one night
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@Kobsanity @Jd__4short Lmao “give my girlfran a kisz” “bae look at mE”
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1 year
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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@NiqueKodae_ I’ve heard of people not going due to lack of health insurance. Planned parenthood is FREE
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@dosNdonts747 @nytorioust @_OfficialR1 Why would she be with someone she didn’t like?? Couldn’t get w someone she actually wanted?
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@AceSosa34 @LonerMike_ 😂😂 I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at the beach
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@cyberbutterflyy @DJGotALot @BRITTANDX “With the quickness” 😂😂😂🤣
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@JohnNaqvi7 @ayannah_brown @sniffz @weirdneighbor1 They’re nutritious and delicious lmfao
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@Ashleyk78 @ABC And on a train. That you know. Would depart. Ppl annoy me. Like I don’t even feel bad. Like cmon bro
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@babyibeenajoint If you find the clit, it takes 10 seconds 😒
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@PaperTrellll @Issaprettygurll @prettydreka @leilaaaniii Laughable. I’ve had dudes send me old pics/screenshots. Like are you actually serious or you dgaf. Must be both
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@FreeMe93 This vid is soo adorableee
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@skinny_que @KamKasteIIano Lmfaooo I luv Kanye cuz he’s so awkward
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@Jaronzanders12 And then it’s like I’m alwayssss down if it’s my man. Like how are you not
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@kaileyharmon @notdanilu Bro she inconvenienced you so bad. That’s not okay
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@Salvatorei_Ki Lmao dumb AND lazy? Pick a struggle
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@JohnNaqvi7 @ayannah_brown @sniffz @weirdneighbor1 Kids usually don’t like stuff like that. But when you get older your taste changes
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@gwuapperr @WannaBeReeceSr How come we all just knew to build forts as kids
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@ChocheJones @kris_ily_cia @_nonseanlant Smh ain’t even give you a chance
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@handsumquis @ReeseInaCut Lmfaoooo they really call me speedy Gonzalez at work. Like I no longer get paid to be here 👋🏽
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@DailyLoud There was like a Greys anatomy episode like this
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@asapaimaaa We wanna see the photo tho
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@flowerfeastelio @gayassshy @shycsmith I can tell ya don’t work. Cuz breaks are essential and a right
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@Caradiamond_ @txkia_ … who is looking cute to perform surgery, do construction, do dental work, etc
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@_moneett I hate when they write in first person. Like noooooo
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@nebuladazai @WrongN1K First of all boiling water in that plastic container is a no no. Should’ve let the tea bags soak in the pot
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@KishalaD @EricaInTheSkyy Def is. & it wasn’t a bright idea to begin w was the point
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@ohhyni @infinittyy The worst when you can’t see for 10 secs !!!
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@PrettyboiiDB_9 Wouldn’t work. I would ask you if you sent me them. thennnn ask my side about it
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@joannadetricci @igotnochil It’s cuz they wasted our time. Like you could’ve left us alone. Made us go through that for nothing. Like you were the one who started it.
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@oddsaiah @_seanwho Smh Ive literally stolen cherries from bars where they keep lime n shit
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@JayyfromNYC_ @honeyythighs @Well_Versed_ @BP16_ Yes but there are microorganisms all over that sink and down the drain. There’s no way of getting rid of all those pathogens 😷
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@cyberbutterflyy @DJGotALot @BRITTANDX Read that slightly off. Still funny doeee
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@kendallamayac @TeezyAinttShitt Word. A lot of things are like that. A designer t-shirt could cost $300 but it’s made from the same materials as a $5 shirt. Like how good can a t-shirt get
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@__ImaDancer Cuz you lose body heat when you go to sleep. Lower metabolic rate
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@yeehawet @sansetoiles @BOBmarleyBACK @_xlysn The embarrassing part is him telling her she’s cuter than his date. Not for going out regardless. How come I have to explain common sense
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@theassholejared @lucykbarrow I guess clout is more important
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@eirelav_3 Why’d he jump w his shoes tho!
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@_beauty2Bran_ Lmaooo I literally open my chips from the bottom cuz the small flavored pieces are at the bottom
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@jyxngg @AllTimeDorito Brooo this looks like those Pokémon centers in the game where you let them train your Pokémon to level up
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@PaperTrellll @Issaprettygurll @prettydreka @leilaaaniii It’s really not rocket science. It actually amazes me. Like howww could you not notice
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@ChemmPossible @jralex011 @niccoyat It’s not awkward but it’s like. Why did you feel the need to say that
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@SayItTr333Times @TruSay__ Lmfaoooooo in the background like let me help u “sandwich”
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@Eggs_n_Bacons @flowerfeastelio @gayassshy @shycsmith Rude af to ask someone on THEIR BREAK for help that is non urgent when you have the whole day to ask. Who raised ya
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Being honest with me will get you the furthest with me
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@tht1funnywhtguy Paying for tuition and professors telling you to learn it on your own
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@kngelique “I just tell the truth. And telling the truth, is crazy, in a world full of lies.”
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@dosNdonts747 @nytorioust @_OfficialR1 You need to look up the definition of accountability. She basically blamed him the whole time. Like dummy you’re mad that you were with him when no one forced you to be with him??? Presumably. She sounds hella mad about the way he dressed and about the “shit sex”
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If I ever send you a pic and you don’t appreciate it, I will never send you a pic again
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@iAmTerrace He really smashed and dashed
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@tannerdickerson @wildchildlula Imagine if it was someone else’s acct and she just dgaf 🥵
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@kyaodom_ @veroniaaal @spiceity @TraceAlace15 @Mitchellford91 It’s just weird when ppl are so bothered by the shit other ppl do that doesn’t concern them. Maybe mind your business?
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@steffenveen @NazBaloch_ @mcsassymd Yeah but hospital shower and hospital air and hospital doors. Gotta strip right when you get home n hop in the shower
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Literally no one ever checks up on me lol
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pay close attention to who checks up on you and who doesn’t.
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@gbg_bucks Lmao broooo they really had us believing it. They were like she gets hormone injections for her boobs. She’s tall like a man, she has an Adam’s apple. Her face structure etc. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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@lisawests @kito_hodge @BajanShvm Smh ppl on question 35 and she just finishing her name
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People don’t really change.
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Not the awkward handddd 🤟🏽✌🏽
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I literally haven’t looked at someone and felt attracted to them in a while. Like this is so boring
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@MeekMill I like how meek just tweets shit like this
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