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@skinny_que
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Joined August 2016
Do girls mature faster than boys or do we just hold them to a higher standard and place more responsibility on them at younger ages?.
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See this what we not bout to do.
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The back of the bottle literally says “refrigerate after opening” and y’all still put it in the cabinet. Y’all don’t follow directions and that’s why y’all keep getting pregnant.
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Bitch that’s wtf y’all told me I had to do.
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America adapting to COVID instead of actively trying to over come it
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Bruh back in January my dad tried to set me up with somebody he knows daughter, I ignored it and now this 😭😭😭
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This is great advertising.
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Does it ever trip y’all out that somebody randomly decided THIS is how dinosaurs look and we all went along with it.
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If I come to your house and you serving smoked watermelon I’m never speaking to you again.
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Flew out to see my Twitter crush, had a great weekend. Went to text her to let her know I made it home and found out I was blocked
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Y’all do all this propaganda to end abortion but do nothing to help with prenatal care or anything after the baby is born.
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I ain’t NEVA seen a Chick-Fil-A employee throw hands, whatever they say that old man did, he did that shit. He guilty af
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Part of the fun in family guy is they made fun of everybody equally.
New culture, new rules. #FamilyGuy will no longer make gay jokes that are deemed as politically incorrect, after producers admit that those lines are unacceptable for today’s audience.
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Asked my baby momma for $500 a month to help with my son since she said she wasn’t ready to raise a child and gave up custody. She told me “I ain’t giving you shit” took her to court and they said based on her income I’m getting $1750 a month
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Cost of living in Texas so cheap cause your human rights are sold separately.
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Nigga do you ghost write for Drake??.
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Suddenly everybody understands “my body, my choice” when it comes to vaccinations
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Everybody: “now that you’re elected president can you cancel student loan debt”. Joe Biden:
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I’ve seen more pictures of Dr. King in color on Twitter than I ever have in history books.
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This some anime shit.
Dad throws 22 punches in 15 seconds at teacher who 'sexually assaulted daughter'
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It’s really hard watching other people live out your dreams 😕
Yay! This Millennial Got Hit by a City Bus and Can Finally Pay Off Her Student Loans:
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This what my brain does when I should be paying attention
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Tax return, stimulus check and pay day, bandemic 2021
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Being asked to enter my work history after already uploading my resume
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One thing about millennials, we have no problem leaving a job 😂.
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Santa Claus was gonna come down the chimney that didn’t exist in our apartment.
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My current job refuses to pay out the 136 hours of PTO I have accrued over the past two years so as a result I’m taking PTO for the next month and sending my resignation to my supervisor on the last day.
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Smh I wear these to be comfortable not get your attention, literally shaking with anger and disgust right now
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He officially needs his own tv show / web series.
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Somebody said “The coronavirus showed us that everything we do is a fake social construct” and I’ve really be thinking about how true that is for the last 15 minutes
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When you leave an unhealthy relationship and start enjoying life
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Bruh had a video of shawty saying a racial slur, he brought it to the attention of the school but they did nothing, so he sat on it for 3 years and waited for her to announce her college choice. He then posted the video online and the university rescinded
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It’s always “your monthly bill is available” never “this month is on us”
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“Megan should’ve read her contract”.- a nigga paying $540 a month with 23% interest for an 06 BMW with 150K miles.
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I’m cool, over sized tshirt, bonnet and mismatch socks pussy hit better.
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America is really the ghetto. .
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I mentally disconnected from the year in March.
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Twitter is crazy because you really gotta be here for a minute to get certain jokes.
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A bag is a bag, a job is a job
Me on twitter: “the grind don’t stopppp, time to secure this mf bag 😤💰💰“.Me at work for 8 hours :
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Strong niggas always be doing unnecessarily strong shit.
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You ever wonder what black people could achieve if they were given equal access to education and opportunities.
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Cause they spend all day overthinking.
Study: Women need more sleep than men because they use their brains more
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A Chrysler 300 look like a Phantom till a Phantom pull up.
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I found peoples receipts in the Walmart parking went inside grabbed stuff on the list and returned it for cash so I could afford to eat.
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Put some ramen noodles on it.
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Everyday I watch y’all get the bag and fumble it on this app.
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Things currently in danger.- same sex marriage .- legal access to safe abortion.- preexisting conditions being covered by insurance.- being able to stay on your parents insurance until you’re 26.- birth control being covered by insurance
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Where would America be without black culture. .
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“That girl don’t be feeding them kids”.
this how your GMa look from the door when you leaving her house 😂
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What if I met my soulmate and played her.
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Bro I just jumped out of a perfectly good plane strapped to a stranger…
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They brain washed us into doing this, I leave when I leave.
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Me if my girl made 40M
Cordae saw Naomi making $40M and told them YBN niggas y’all be easy.
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Naw. this ain’t it dawg.
Quit yo job and enjoy ya summer.
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When you’re out with friends and realize you should’ve stayed home
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All I see is pollen and bugs.
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This how ya mom look at you during parent teacher conferences when she find out you been acting up in class
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A visual representation of “bag secured”
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Code switching is an essential survival technique in the black community
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ONLY if they said the color was yellow.
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This a bigger disappointment than Rihanna’s lingerie line
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I ain’t never seen nobody serve corn with spaghetti before. .
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We are in month 7 of quarantine and people are STILL outside with no masks on and at clubs
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