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20s | "Writer" | Iwa-chan simp 🤡🤪 | Unhinged clown car 🚗 | iwaoi purist 🙏🏼 God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.
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Hey guys, like i said last week - someone hacked my account and removed a lot of my followers/following. If it looks like i unfollowed please let me know. And if you could retweet this to help me find the others, I’d really appreciate it ❤️
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iwaoi first kiss, iwa is wearing the watch
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pretty boy his hot wife
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My favorite mischaracterization is when people categorize iwa as someone nice who hates gossip. Iwa is Oikawa’s best friend. He is bastard bitch by association. He lives for tea. He may not make it obvious but these two gossip up a fucking storm and have code names for everyone
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Pining iwaoi where omega tooru ends up spraining his back and maybe his leg from overdoing it at practice but the team nurse thinks it was because iwa was too rough with him and refuses to believe otherwise
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They stood next to each on their way to the bathroom, which they do together, apparently.
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Iwaoi first time. Iwa’s the one proposing.
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I been saying it year after year…if this scene had just included some cherry blossoms, it would not have been out of place in a shoujo romcom. Like?? The lighting? The trust? THE PIANO MUSIC? THE HEART BEING POURED OUT ON A RANDOM TUESDAY???
i have realized best friends to lovers is unmatched… the angst, the longing, the history, the jealousy like it's everything… "it's always been you" "i know you better than anyone" AH NOTHING CAN BEAT THIS!!!!!
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Oikawa who needs an energy drink post iwa-chan fuck
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You know those videos where someone superglues a bottle shut and gives it to their bf to open? That but when Tooru gives iwa a water bottle with the lid superglued on iwa just cracks open the bottle and hands it back to him without stopping his convo w/ makki or breaking a sweat
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watching haikyuu isn't enough i need iwaizumi hajime (27) to hydraulically press my head between his thighs like the grapefruit it is
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Iwaoi sneaking off between games and team Japan walking in on them huddled in a corner, iwas entire hands all over Toorus ass
Atsumu: do best friends do that?
team japan who don’t know that iwaoi are dating and watch in confusion as iwaizumi gets VERY handsy with team argentinas setter helping him stretch
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Iwaizumi Hajime (30) - Athletic trainer reuniting with his husband Oikawa Tooru (30) after four months of not seeing each on purpose in order to progress their careers and further become the men their husband deserves
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i asked a friend if she wanted to get ramen for lunch and asked her if her boytoy wanted to come along, not realizing that she had me on speaker, and then i hear a muted, faint, in the distance shout of "I am NOT a boytoy."
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Furudate writing iwaoi to have complementary names that spell dauntless when u squish them together. Born 40 days apart. Tooru trusts iwa when he’s backed into a corner. Iwa is his pillar. They are rumored to read each other’s minds. Have Alexander the Great birthdays—
did i live with you in a past life? was i your lifelong partner? is that why the idea of losing you torments me so much? how long have i been without you?
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Italian couple fighting in front of me and the guy is holding two ice creams so the girl can move her hands around while shouting
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Everyday I wake up and think about how after that gay ass confession scene, Iwa and Oikawa had to walk home in the same direction
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Oikawa didn’t make it to the second round because he’s wife material
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Tooru: iwachan, if I ever die, you are not allowed to move on. I am telling you right now. It doesn’t matter what any ugly bitch tells you, I do not want you to be happy. I need you to remember me. I will haunt you if you get married again, Hajime
Iwa: it’s 7:30 in the morning
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not me getting unfollowed for posting too much tooru on tooru day. like, ma'am this is an iwaoi zone? we love and respect and put oikawa on a pedestal here? he's having his guts rearranged by the love of his life as we speak. and you want to hate?
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iwaoi breeding kink enthusiasts rise
everyone is allowed to have their own personal taste but i think the top moaning and groaning about how he's gonna get the bottom pregnant when the bottom CANT get pregnant is hotter simply because of the desperation and delusion
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bruise that developed across the inside of his thigh from a stray volleyball hitting him there but everyone thinks it’s bc iwa spent the last 48 hours between his legs
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Tooru, staring at the cap and open bottle in his hand in bewilderment, the glue still on the edges. Iwa didn’t notice: jot me down as both terrified and horny
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Tooru being ready to square up with anyone who monopolizes iwas attention for even a second will never not be funny to me. Doesn’t even matter who it is -
Atsumu, Kageyama, Tooru’s sister, their CAT. He’s gonna ask Iwa why he’s looking at someone who isn’t him.
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No offense but I live for casual fuckboy cali!Iwa, the one who wears the backwards snapbacks and flip flops to class. Has his bag over one shoulder of his arm and muscle shirts with the cuts going super low and the frat boy shorts. He sees his dude friends texting dick pics to
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Nurse: you need to tell that alpha of yours to take it easy. I know it’s difficult to say, especially when they’re as romantic as yours but omega bodies are fragile I’m happy to write a note
Tooru, busy astral projecting: aLPHA??
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The everyone thinks iwaoi are dating except them concept is so precious to me. Iwachan getting the stink eye from the team nurse and not knowing what he did keeps me alive. Coach reminds tooru they have a game before they’re off for the weekend
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esp when iwa does it without any warning. just behind tooru and /swoop/ that's a wholeass olympian he's carrying. tooru's heart is in his stomach. it's also many other places. he keeps staring at iwa, all blushy. iwa smirks and kisses him before carrying him wherever.
i feel like anytime iwaizumi carries oikawa bridal style, oikawa's soul promptly leaves his body just because of how easily iwaizumi picks him up
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This is how Iwachan motivates Tooru to train and vice versa
i think about this on a weekly basis. i think we need more draw your favs as this...
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iwa calling tooru baby is so personal but tooru calling iwa /his/ baby is even more personal this is totally not a hint for the near future
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Tooru about anyone other than iwa:
please wear cologne that matches your face, got me turning around to nonsense!!!
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in an attempt to not so subtly remind him to take it easy is so important to me. Esp since tooru was just planning on pigging out and marathoning movies while sprawled across iwa but no everyone thinks they’re gonna rail. Tooru ends up coming to practice with a large
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I hate iwaoi because they are that hot couple who jog by my window at Satan’s ass crack o’clock in the morning, looking sexy and fit and happy to have be alive while I’m on my third coffee coffee at 7am, regretting my decision to be born.
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Iwaizumi grumbling about Oikawa:
Sick to death of all this romanticising of brats. Theres nothing cute about insolence. How hard is it to just do what you're told. When can we have a service top summer
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Tooru, nearly breaking down Iwa’s door: GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
Iwa, slamming his textbook closed and shoving it off his bed to make room for tooru: TELL
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The only thing that would change if iwaoi were canon (on screen - we know they’re canon off-screen) is that they would kiss instead of high five after every achievement
what ship do you think that if it was canon it wouldn't change that much of the anime or even tbeir dynamic?? for me it's bokuaka like Come on
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This claim can be further corroborated by the fact that these two go to the bathroom together. In all my years, I have never seen two men go to the bathroom together. What do you two need to go together for? They obviously have some shit to talk about that other people can’t hear
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it’s giving tooru kissing the love of his life, iwachan. he’s just so happy he’s allowed to do this 😭
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it's 8:30 in the pm and i am currently sobbing about how oikawa KNOWS that their opponents know that he's going to set to iwa-chan when he's in trouble and he still does it because he trusts iwa-chan to defeat the odds and get them the win
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Oikawa’s the one on the bottom. He’s the one who’s a professional athlete. He’s the who needs the drink. Hajime is fine. He could go another five rounds
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“Iwaizumi minds his own business.” Ding dong, you are wrong. Iwaizumi has enough tea on everyone to ruin multiple lives if he wanted. Don’t make him open his mouth; you’ll have to move to another planet.
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I know virginity is a made-up social construct and as a feminist, I completely agree with the notion of no guilt BUT AS AN IWAOIST, I LOVE IT WHEN IWA IS TOORU'S FIRST.
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Oikawa owns this dog
This is Falkor. She glows so magnificently in the daylight we cannot even fathom what she is capable of in the dark. 14/10
#SeniorPupSaturday
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Also I speak from experience. When I was in engineering school, all my friends were the dorky nerdy kinda guys who you’d think would mind their own business. But, no. The minute they became friends with me, they knew the latest tea on everyone and actually waited for it.
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Iwaoi eyes go straight to the hajime hand
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Me about tooru
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Oikawa running su1cides at practice: I know of a much more effective and fun way to get this cardio in
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iwao-[gunshot]
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Drunk Tooru ft. iwachan
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he's thrilled to be at practice but he has to listen in english class if he wants to pass the TOEFL 😤 this is serious stuff not a hehe moment
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So I know prom isn’t really a thing that fandom tends to capitalize on, nor is it a concept in Japan. BUT I’ve been thinking about how quintessentially iwaoi a dramatic final year of highschool, who’s he going to ask to prom, would be. Tooru turning down dozens of promposals bc
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“I don’t understand why you like Oikawa so much. He’s such a bitch.”
Yes, that’s exactly why I like him. What are we not understanding here?
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Obsessed with the use of non-cooking bf because that is how Iwa-chan would describe Tooru. "My nationally ranked, non-cooking Olympian bf just asked me how to fry and egg and now I gotta fuck him."
I told my non-cooking bf that I want to make a rice dish for dinner but not sure what to make and he goes “how about like rice with a meat and a vegetable” and smiled as if it was some eureka moment
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Iwa is the type of guy to get a nude from tooru while at work and proceed to walk right into a wall because he got distracted
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this is so fake but if it was real it'd be iwaoi bye
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#wipwednesday
#iwaoi
That scenario where iwa opens the superglued water bottle for Tooru that 2K+ of you really liked. Yes, it's going to be rated E, who do you think I am?
Bone apple tea.
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Like, tooru is absolutely the type to have that very possessive kind of love and be point blank with iwa and Iwas the type to be like “can we please eat our oatmeal no one is dying. Tooru, your food is getting cold no I’m not going anywhere I promise.”
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"Slut era" Tooru whispers as he lies back on his bed wearing Iwaizumi's shirt and waits for his husband to return home
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Just fucking kill me. Wait until Oikawa finds out about Achilles and Patroclus and the concept of philtatos
iwaizumi taking oikawa to greece on their honeymoon and when theyre kissing in the water oikawa asks ‘i never asked u why u were so adamant on coming here for our honeymoon’ and he replies ‘because oika in ancient greek means house/home and you’re mine’
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My pookies, my babies, my only reason to live. I’ve written many soliloquies about you and your love and I will continue to do so until either the Earth caves in or I
Forget bad ships
What's a GOOD ship that makes you happy every time you see it?
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Oikawa corny bf and iwachan who falls for it
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Oikawa during his pining stage in HS when iwa had a girlfriend for 1.5 days and Tooru was the absolute opposite of chill about it.
My future husband is probably fake laughing at his girlfriend’s lame ass jokes rn. Be patient King, a true clown is on the way.
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ALSO. All of Iwa’s dick pics are accompanied by really sweet texts like “I miss you :(“ followed by a picture of the prettiest cock ever bc iwa actually tried to get some lightning and angle in there. Tooru near damn astral projects
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tooru tweeting this thinking he's on priv when, in fact, he's on main. and iwa-chan, who wasn't supposed to see this, does.
do you ever think about being pinned to a wall with someone's hand around your throat and being kissed soft and teasing then rough and all consuming to the point you start melting against the wall and the only thing keeping you upright is someone's thigh between your legs ? same
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I'm tired of media portraying marriage like "the ol' ball and chain". Give me a married couple who unconditionally love each other and are best friends.
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The thought of Tooru feeling iwa get hard against his ass while they’re dancing at an underground music rave and both half tipsy keeps me awake at night. Yes, this is for an AU I’m working on.
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Also if ANYONE tries to turn this joke into angst, i will personally manifest next to your bed tonight and haunt u. this is your warning this is a zero angst HC.
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Iwachan (32), athletic trainer, waiting outside the gym for his fiancé to finish up practice so they can go home and cook dinner and maybe do other stuff 👀
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Matsuhana letting themselves into iwaois apartment
i gave my friends who live close by a spare key in case i lose mine and they’ve just been using it to come over and play baldurs gate when im not home
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Also iwa who starts being v flirty with tooru in his texts. Tooru tells him he’s gonna go shower after practice and Iwas like “damn :( without me?” Just that energy but only directed at tooru.
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Like, iwa really professed his love, made a lifelong pact with his bestie, fist bumped him (which is initially the sports anime equivalent of a kiss lbr), stared into Tooru’s big brown cow eyes, then they both had to continue walking home bc they were in the middle of a mf park
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My favorite thing about iwaoi omegaverse is that we all agree* that hajime is an alpha, but then most of us take it a step forward and are like he's a true alpha or a chosen alpha or just something to make him the most alpha of alphas. Sexier. Love that for us.
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✨ and polaris will burn
📝 16,585 wc
❤️ established relationship
💍 marriage proposal
⛺️ glamping
💦 Rated E
Tooru absolutely does not want to go camping. Thankfully, Hajime has something else in mind.
🔗
🎨 art by
@margotdrewthis
#iwaoi
#haikyuu
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Iwachan really out here prepared to be hitched at the ripe age of 17. He’s never even been blown but he is ready to settle down ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
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everytime i write iwa as being part of a traditional family, big house, family owns a bathhouse. everyone does kabuki, people fly in to watch his grandfather perform and tooru has been hanging around watching them all get ready for years, a part of my heart swells
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child. Tooru never expects this. He opens the message all “Omg a text from iwachan 🥰” and then proceeds to spit out his water bc he feels like he was just hit in the chest with by a baseball going 150mph.
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OIKAWA BELONGS TO IWA FIRST AND THE WORLD SECOND 📢
iwa looks him in the eyes. “you can be the world’s oikawa tooru tomorrow,” iwa says. “but for tonight, just be mine, okay? please stay.”
oikawa averts his teary gaze. “i’m always yours, iwachan,” he says thickly.
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Iwaoi af. Hajime’s the one with the watch. Tooru doesn’t need a watch, you can just tell my his face how excited he is.
Was on a date with a guy and we kissed and his watch started beeped really loud and we looked down and it said “abnormal heart rate detected” lol
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different way to show them he loves her, Hajime has done the collective effort for one (1) oikaw tooru. He’s like “this is an excellent idea. Tooru is gonna love this” meanwhile toorus ass is in Argentina all terrified like “I have no idea how he’s gonna too this”
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I just live for a Hajime who sees his fuckboy roommates doing something for their current girl and connecting the mental dots to “oh shit, I guess I should be doing this for tooru” in the time that his roommate of four years cycles through five girls and has come up with a
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their girls and he’s like “damn is that what we’re supposed to be doing? A’rite.” And then proceeds to take the most beautiful horny pictures known to make and text them to Tooru all “he’s gonna love these” toorus unsuspecting ass opens them during practice bc iwa is the good
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Strangers to lovers iwaoi where tooru gets set up with iwa and THIS is how hanamaki pitches iwa to tooru
Talked to friend today. Full time job but cant afford down payment on a house. Late 20s. Single. Huge cock. Balls same size as eachother. No kids. Bulging vein running all the way up the shaft is begging to be touched. Has given up on ever owning a home. Things are bleak indeed
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I have not stopped thinking about this and how if tooru called him after practice all “wtf Hajime” bc he was NOT expecting those pics Haji would be all “did u like them? 🥺 my roommate said his gf likes them I can take more if you want”
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someone really unfollowed me for talking about tooru sitting in iwa's lap kissing him while the sun sets behind them. like....what do you have against two besties experiencing the 0.1% kinda love....this is the opposite of a problematic post
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Oikawa Tooru was only 17 when he triple homo spike set a ball across the court to his best friend, his pillar, his homie who puts the hom in homosexual in a desperate last attempt to lead his team to nationals and served cunt the entire time
Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
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@marudasai
IT WOULD SO HAPPEN. And the thing is Iwa didn’t even look at him? He’s like, just used to tooru handing him things to open. Homeboy didn’t even get the slightest winded. He didn’t even have to bend over. He just *crack*
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Core iwaoi. Also tooru quite likes it when iwa moves his hand from the gearshift onto his thigh uwu
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the people upstairs are having really loud sex and i guess this is what it's like to live in the same unit as iwaoi.
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this is what mattsun and makki are doing in their house while iwa and oikawa are busy reenacting the last half of pride and prejudice in the background
This couple doing dance routines to all the apple text tones is one of my favorite wholesome series on Tiktok.
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iwaoi have the sun-sunflower and moon-tide dynamic. tooru leads and iwa follows. happy to be by his side, helping him shine and allowing him to be his gravitational pull, while tooru thrives off his support. tooru's actions directly influence iwas. iwa's response helps him grow.
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He may be a fuckboy but he is toorus fuckboy. All that pent up energy goes into doing stuff he think, in his mind, Tooru will like (hint: tooru does)
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Concept for this: Iwas a mermaid and Tooru’s the hot sailor guy he befriended and when tooru asked him to get him something from the sea iwa dove to the bottom of the ocean and got him like some really weird deep sea creature bc he thinks they’re cute and tooru was like …thank u
Oikawa: when i said "bring me something from the sea" i meant a seashell
Iwaizumi, struggling to hold a seagull: well, you didn't say a seashell
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Iwaoi mutual pining arc where oikawa somehow obtains this mini iwachan and keeps it in his pocket and pulls it out to kiss his forehead as a joke and IRL iwa is seething bc he ALSO has a forehead and that’s technically him but also not 😭
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Happy 4/14 to the Oikawa Toorus around the world who are currently getting dicked down by the two Iwa-chans in their dreams
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Oikawa Tooru is all three at the same time
The three genders are literally princess, slut, loser
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@sugawarashreya
But the thing is - I don’t think tooru would get offended? He’d be like “I’m iwachans boy toy 😏😏😏 his little toy 😘🥰.” And they’d have to stop calling him that bc u literally cannot take him anywhere. Iwa, on the other hand, has shame.
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Oikawa talking about how Hinata's got Kageyama wrapped around his finger as if he doesn't have Iwa wrapped around his finger. Like we get it, Tooru. You're in in your denial arc. But we all saw that gay ass set 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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