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@xiphiness
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2 years
i fucked around and found out. made it to the headquarters. snorting coke w soros and kushner rn
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3 years
sorry guys I'm coming out as a national binancialist we must resolve the Fiat Question and implement the Finality Solution for block production
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3 years
new binance logo looks great!
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@xiphiness
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2 months
whatever fucked up shit you've heard about scientology, i can tell you urbit is so much worse
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what if we invented a type of migrant that ate pit bulls?
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3 years
this is what they took from us
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3 years
this is such a tiresome point, hearing about it is almost as tiresome as journo hypocrisy itself. journos don't have principles they just pretend to when it suits their agenda, this isn't newsworthy
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Remember when Twitter banned anyone sharing the New York Post's Hunter Biden laptop story because of its "hacked materials" policy? Odd that no one seems to mind journalists tweeting about donors to the Freedom Convoy – information they have because of hacked materials.
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@xiphiness
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ceiling is being raised. cursor's copilot helped us write "superhuman code" for a critical feature. We can read this code, but VERY few engineers out there could write it from scratch.
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@xiphiness
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6 months
@thingskatedid made me lol, but ngl, pulsemixer is pretty nice cli gui app that lets you move applications between different outputs and works great
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@xiphiness
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2 years
"do you think urbit is starting to create its own subculture?" "dude, urbit is a subculture generating machine"
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@xiphiness
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3 years
iykyk
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@xiphiness
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2 years
ok we're pulling out the adrenochromes now, having a great time
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@xiphiness
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2 years
thinking about that time i was explaining urbit to a girl at the apple store and she was fascinated but extremely paranoid of the fact we might be recorded and it might indict us both
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@xiphiness
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1 year
I work on and use Urbit, a weird freak system built to be intentionally hard to use by a bunch of actual fascists. Our goal is to become the new landlords of an imaginary digital real estate economy. Yes, we deserve all the ridicule you can give us and more.
@aaronjmars
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1 year
@wereness Urbit is a weird freak system built to be intentionally hard to use by a bunch of actual fascists whose goal is to become the new landlords of an imaginary digital real estate economy. Yes, it deserves all the ridicule you can give it and more.
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@xiphiness
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2 months
i may have said a few rash things when emotions and uncertainty were high in the urbit ecosystem and i have calmed down now and am looking to reconcile with relevant parties and contribute to the future of urbit. on the other hand everything i said was a banger tweet tho
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2 years
make 3rd rate shitty evm fork get naive urbit ppl hype on it airdrop to make ppl feel like they're good guys start launching uniswap forks and shit hype it to urbit users use urbit network as exit liquidity profit
@uvm_network
Urbit Virtual Machine
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UVM Whitepaper:
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2 months
curtis cut off jmurph reading my unjustifiably long but honestly very serious and important question that involves the efficacy of the azimuth monetization strategy with regard to web3 outreach and i am now totally sold on my best friends' project groundwire
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2 months
devastated at learning the fact that we thought we had the mandate of heaven but actually we’re a bunch of weird nerds with bizarre and unrelatable ideas
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@xiphiness
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10 months
the value of labor is being driven to zero and you think it still has bargaining power left?
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10 months
i had to do it to them
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@xiphiness
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8 months
@hastuc_dibtux we're gonna have to start taking over telecommunications infrastructure if we want it any faster in practice
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2 months
distancing myself from the urbit project, i’ve found it a toxic and insufficiently emotionally supportive project. pivoting into coins like $yourracedid911 on solana
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@xiphiness
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2 years
at some point the glowies are going to realize that crypto and cypherpunk culture are way better at destabilizing and replacing regimes than national endowment for democracy and human rights ngos, that's when things are going to start getting really lit
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performing necromancy rituals on the mutilated carcass of the dead project formerly known as “urbit”
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@xiphiness
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2 years
we really need and we will get someone at least as psychopathic as kissinger who is post-petrol and nuclear-pilled and crypto-pilled and urbit-pilled
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@xiphiness
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20 days
we used to be a real country
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7 months
she just like me fr
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@xiphiness
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2 years
now i quit vaping and am getting out of the house walking around brooklyn smoking cigs my life feels so much cooler and cinematic
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@xiphiness
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1 year
hilarious that i was able to stay unemployed despite offers from others to end that condition til my last immediately liquid $25, then got a new urbit job with the snap of my fingers in this bear market doing what ive always wanted to do just wouldn't do for free
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talking the engineers of my competitors into doing an ayahuasca retreat 😈
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2 months
i'm genuinely terrified to elaborate
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2 years
it doesn't write hoon super well yet, so it still can't write the only code worth writing
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2 years
Guys. Existential crisis. Did OpenAI just finish software? What's there left to do but clean-up and sweep?
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@xiphiness
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right accelerationist when it comes to manual labor, just fire them all and replace them with robots, my amazon deliveries must arrive on time left decelerationist when it comes to skilled technical labor, need to keep my $500k salary at google
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2 months
what we really need as a society is a larger quantity of marginal idiots with nothing important to say opining frequently and strongly about everyone's niche interests, then maybe people will finally understand what it's like to be an urbit developer
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@xiphiness
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1 year
starting to think w shrubbery and native ui you can build the equivalent of landscape, groups 2, realm, and remichat in like 2 weeks w a team of 2-3 we gonna be making free throw after free throw no rim by the end of the year
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2 years
jmurph read meltdown to us in prospect park today
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2 years
after some creative and stimulating convos w several friends this week plotting and scheming u kno how it be, really feels like we're building a future the rest of the world hasn't even had a glimpse of, keep this dear to the heart and hold on we're still so early
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7 months
>urbit is a 20 year old idea stuck culture
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@xiphiness
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4 years
high openness low agreeableness gang rise up
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@xiphiness
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1 year
hoon, amphetamine, and raw eggs
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Functional programming and Estrogen pills, name a more dynamic duo
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@xiphiness
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3 years
oh cute you have a lil discord I used to go to chuck e cheeses to hang with friends when I was a kid too, have you seen my fortified castle armed with cryptographic murder bots?
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@xiphiness
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11 months
and now, an elf on a shelf, or...
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11 months
Alright folks this one is bit more undergrad. As usual elf on a shelf and ...?
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8 months
gdi am i going to have time to act retarded in this bull market and print generational wealth or am i going to be too busy in the trenches "building" again because i "believe in things"?
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1 year
there's something viscerally mechanical about writing hoon that likens it more to civil or mechanic engineering. the reification of things as nouns makes it feel like one is building a building, or a fighter jet. it's living, it's a tangible thing
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@xiphiness
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3 years
@thal0x just like "using SafeMath for ...", it makes all functions whose first argument in the library is that type callable in that manner.
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1 year
inb4 urbit accelerator (u/acc) memoryholes unconditional accelerationism (u/acc)
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3 years
urbit can replace this entire loop
@se7enty5ive
Charlie Hustle ♛
3 years
Twitter → Discord ↑ ↓ MetaMask ← OpenSea
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pour one out for a real OG
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what if i’m not a tortured poet but a tortured polemicist
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1 year
update: i won
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1 year
i fought the compiler and the compiler won
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2 months
pull requests don’t matter anymore, you need to explain yourself in terms of a 20k word essay that actually has nothing to do with code at all but is all about being flattering to a 22 year old yale student who fancies himself an advisor to the next caesar
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curtis yarvin made me do bizarre experiments at on cabbits at the urbit foundation for their zoomable ui project called piraeus, shamelessly plundered from the project known as shrubbery
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@xiphiness
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1 year
actually yud might have a point about using tactical nukes to destroy chip manufacturers... my heart is suddenly opening up to a great concern for the future of mankind and the dangers of rapidly escalating technology
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I.R.S. DEPLOYS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO CATCH TAX EVASION - NYT
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clearly written by @hastuc_dibtux
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*thinking to myself that i must try to provide constructive feedback in a nice way, please try to provide constructive feedback in a nice way* you're fucking retarded and don't understand anything
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2 years
im bringing my 18 yo cousin to some urbit ny events the zoomer master race is going to be so lit
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6 months
this is an unlicensed broker and i’m being charged under federal anti money laundering laws and unregistered security sales
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3 years
logging onto twitter dot com to own the... daos which use discord instead of urbit
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abandoning urbit, shrubbery, and groundwire. pivoting entirely into HVAC
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wtf is going on
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@xiphiness
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2 years
quitting vaping for smoking wish me luck (it's actually gonna be hard ngl)
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3 years
made it to budapest, allahu uqbar
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5 years
it's really sad that when people think "tech" they think web platforms
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@xiphiness
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4 years
50 years of corrupt rule by the eunuch class, all leaders browbeaten into submission, and the people are oppressed. what poster is valiant and brave enough to restore glory to the lands under heaven?
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@xiphiness
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2 years
Exciting news for a more connected world! Holium Corporation's proposal to add #javascript to #nock , making #urbit even better for a #p2p networked world. Can't wait to see how this innovation transforms the landscape of online communication. #webdev #programming #technews
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📢🚀 Exciting news from Holium Corporation! We've submitted a game-changing pull request to the #Urbit Core project that will revolutionize the way developers interact with the Nock VM. Say hello to JavaScript execution capabilities! (1/7)
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wake up, its time for your daily kisspeptin and cerobrolysin shots anon
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>acting like the collapse of the dollar isn't going to bring in the most unbound atlantean adventurism by the well capitalized cypherpunks the world has ever seen to the detriment of all 20th century imperio-states
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10 months
is the ray peat chat that is curing cancer through bruteforce autism in the room with us right now, anon?
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@xiphiness
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3 years
@liamzebedee @bowtiedurbit im building gnosis safe integrations, all tx indexing and signature persistence happens on urbit ships not gnosis' centralized backend
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@xiphiness
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2 years
I think I've come full circle I think I figured it out I think I can have my cake and eat it too I think I can work like a maniac and be a whimsical channeler of the subterranean it's no longer a trade off between schizo and autism I now contain multitudes
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1 year
@twocitizenships follistatin and tren armies that write hoon and wear milady swag powered by amphetamines vs estradiol armies powered by benzos and ketamine that write solidity and wear programmer socks
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2 years
the eschaton is here, it's just lazily evaluated
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3 years
unlocking account to start psyopsing eth heads to build on urbit, that eth wallet PoC i built last year on urbit isn’t gonna finish itself
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serbian starbucks stealing urbit sigil swag
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I went to to the kali yuga where we fused with the many headed nephilim and shared millennia of karmic history and quantum credit and opened a cds on your primordial ancestor's germline and nobody knew you
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1 year
what, your urbit crashed and now your terminal is all fucked up and the wrong color? %dill issue
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1 year
america is a virus, a venereal disease, a discursive contagion, an infovirus, it sees nothing beyond it's grasp, it weaponizes every vector at every scale to weaken anything to subsume any particle of biocapital at its periphery, and that's why despite everything i love it
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2 years
how it started (2020) how it's going pepes come a long way
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1 year
mars is red because the war gods painted the surface with martian blood as vengeance for forsaking ~zod this is what the ufo disclosures are really about, the saturnian occupied government is trying to make sure the cycle repeats i regret to inform you that they might win
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5 years
philosophers of science should argue more with computer scientists and protocol creators, less with philosophers in the humanities
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11 months
increasingly evident that things like effective altruism work like fairy tales of morality we tell kids for emotionally stunted autists. simplistic heuristics they can understand and use, rather than the real architectonics of the moral substance of a society
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found a funny place to do bioterrorism
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to other programmers as a fellow programmer myself: stop making llm’s that write code
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[U] [R] [B] [I] [T] [I] [N] [B] [I] [O]
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urbit: give it a nanosecond
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gonna name my kids after the urbit planets I buy them
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smoking indoors is such a quality of life improvement
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i bet a lot of people w e/acc in the bio don't remember when every msm piece talking about accelerationism labeled it a white supremacist ideology
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@GENIC0N gang warfare? always has been
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>ppl still talking about plato and jesus stuck culture
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7 months
can’t wait til were hallucinating this type of shit into real biomatter
@edbyus
Boldtron
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Some days ago I achieved this type of realism with ai. Everything done in #ComfyUI + @krea_ai realtime and scaler for some previous magic trick. You can check more creative dev at my instagram Boldtron. 🐸🪄
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@xiphiness
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2 years
The smartest builders and thinkers I know spend their weekends, and often most of their waking hours on Urbit
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The smartest builders and thinkers I know spend their weekends, and often most of their waking hours on Urbit
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2 months
guys i think i can fix urbit with a fundamentally evil (Marxist (Gnostic)) process
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1 year
everyone living in san francisco is sitting on sam altman's cuck chair
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getting into kinode. getting into wasm zk proofs.
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1 year
if no one can get a hold of me tomorrow it's going to be like one of those accidents when a trailer explodes due to amateur meth synth except instead it's an apartment i tried to do diy superconductors in
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2 years
remember i have a checkered past as a degen i know the game
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2 years
make 3rd rate shitty evm fork get naive urbit ppl hype on it airdrop to make ppl feel like they're good guys start launching uniswap forks and shit hype it to urbit users use urbit network as exit liquidity profit
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@xiphiness
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1 year
Just told my 10yo daughter about #blimps and how they aren't used for air travel anymore. She had tears in her eyes. Then she did the Wakanda pose and said " #Blimpkanda forever" — which is the sort of hyperculture cross-over that I can celebrate.
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